>You have to live in one of these two countries for the rest

Turkey. Istanbul isn't bad.

>which
Turkey
>why
Ukraine is at war

Turkey
Kurds are very nice people

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Ukraine, so I can join the Russians in their rightful conquest

Ukraine.

Ukraine if you can pick the part where there is no war?
Like all the way to the west

>>51037474
>ukraine
no such thing

ukraine so i can cheeky breeki

ill import a qt from turkey tho

>>51037474
>Crimea
>Ukranian

turkey

turkey

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>>51037474
There are 3 countries in this picture.

I would live in Ukraine. It would be like IRL S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>Crimea
>Ukraine
not so fast

>>51037786
Turk grills have hairy anus, Pablo.

I fucking love Turkish food.
Maybe I could find a cute arab boyfriend too.

turkey for obvious reasons but it would be sad to miss all those kiev cutes.

>>51037474
Ukraine. It's almost home.

>>51038873
literally half of the whores(maybe more)in here are from Ukrania or Russia,you can just buy one of them

>>51037474

Turkey because it's less shit.

Okay so it's less white but slavs aren't really white anyway. Turks have nice food and good football teams. And they have fucking hot women.

And it's warmer.

>>51038986

And also they have tea, and I need tea.

Ukraine, without a doubt

one country is european one is middle eastern
Ukrainian qts all the way

Turkey because it's nicer and warmer.

I would like to live in between. In Crimea, you know.

Can you still fuck IRL loli in the ukraine?

>>51037474
Turkey.

More dynamic, more vibrant, part of the Mediterranean, great history from the Bronze age through Byzantium.

>>51039412
>>51039208
>>51038986
>>51037582
>>51037518
>Not picking Ukraine because of "war" on some parts of it.
>At the same time selecting Turkey while east of Ankara is basically Mordor.
What am I missing here?

>>51038986
Agree to all but the 'warmer' part.
People who think that 35C summers are nice need to have their head checked.

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>>51039569
Then stay in the west

>>51038053
>recognizing otherwise
top person who enjoys seeing it's significant other having sexual relations with other people

The black sea

Ukraine.

It's slightly poorer than Turkey, so my savings would go farther there. The war isn't really an issue; I obviously won't be deciding to move to Donbass.

>>51037474
Turkey

>scenery
>not war torn
>not eastern europe

turkey

>>51037474
Ukraine for the qts
And because they aren't shitskin Muslim turks

>>51040052
Turks are white tho

Turkey.

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>>51040140

>>51037474
Black sea because obvious reasons

>>51040152
FORBIDDEN FLAG
U
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>>51037474

>ukraine

no such country

>>51039569
It's not cold. And it's best parts are way better than Ukraines best parts.

>>51037474
Russia.

>>51040476
>It's not cold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars#Climate

Turkey coz they are comshi and there is no war there. They are also richer and we have diaspora there.

>>51040476
You're forgetting that the best parts of Ukraine aren't full of shitskin muslims

>>51040741
Your mom is full of shitskin muslims

>>51040741
The part of Ukraine that's full of muslims is no longer a part of Ukraine :^)

>>51041253
>>51039760
>>51039569

c*ck

>>51041610
>make thread expecting people to give you the answer you want
>they don't
>"c*ck"

:DDDDD

Ukraine

>>51040741
That's because Ukraine has no "best parts"

>>51037474
>Ukraine
>404

Can' believe there's people choosing Turkey.

What is wrong with you ?

>Live in Turkey
>Eat based kebabs and pide
>Have six wives
>Beat them all senseless when they argue with me for having Russian and Ukranian hookers

>>51037474

I stay here, it's basically turkey anyways.

Ukraine
Cheeki breeki iv damki

I choose the Black Sea because I would rather drown than live in either of those countries.

>>51037474
I choose Black Sea. No human - no problem.

Lwów and starting riots to liberate it from ukrainian nazis.

Lwów is Poland.

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>>51037474
>You have to live in one of these two countries for the rest of your life.
Black Sea.

>>51037474
In crimea

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Ukraine of course.
>>51038986
>good football teams
Ukraine is 8th in UEFA coefficient, Turkey is 11th. You just fell for muh welcome to hell atmosphere meme didn't you.

>>51037518
>Ukraine is at war
What do you think is going on in Turkey then?

>>51039244
Kek.

>>51037474
I'd rather squat until dead in the Zone than spend the rest of my days around T*rks.

Turkey is a real european country. They even have latin, not slav runes like ukrainians.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtI0D2AvYBA

>>51037474
Ukraine
There aren't k*rds in Ukraine you know also qts

>>51038264
razor

>>51038949
>mehmet my son...

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ukraine ofc. wake me up from this shithole

>>51047084
Learn cyrillic and move to Tatarstan.

Is this song is understanble for you?

I heard that turkish languages are very understanble beetween their speakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0OpFnyMUGQ

>>51038986
>fucking hot women

>>51039696
It's better at all the other seasons though. And 30+ weather is fine if you don't live in a big city or at least you 're near the sea.

>>51037474

Turkey

>>51047113
It's tatarstan tatar I guess so not that understable
Crimean tatar is literally the same with turkish though

>>51047223
Maybe it like polish for us?

t*rkoey

>>51037474
I'm picking the Black Sea.

Black Sea

I'd rather live on a raft in the Black Sea

>>51037474
Ukraine

>>51047277
Probably

Turkey
Cant stand slavs

>>51046907
But you'd be a human there. Do you think you'd evolve into a dolphin?

Turkey


less psychopath per square kilometer

My Komshu t.b.h. because I can enjoy Sunshine.

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Ukraine

The cockroaches are smaller

>>51046808
They choose even Assad's part of Syria than Ukraine.

black sea

Shiiit...hard choise, but I guess Turkey

Ukraine

>No Sandniggers

>>51046859

Good! You are welcomed.

Ukraine obviously
lviv

>>51037474
Turkey so I can make my way as a refugee to a civilized country.

>>51037474
Fuck.

>>51049297
kek this is the only good reason I've seen so far for choosing turkey

>>51049431
That wasn't an option

Turkey

I don't want to live in Russia

>>51037474
I choose Crimea.

>>51049475
I know Ukraine too well, m8
I was there and lived there for a while. And you know, all this entertainment every 4 years... I can't handle it.
And I don't really like Turkey. I don't like turkish people, country isn't that bad, but people...

So "fuck" is only answer.

Ukraine desu

>>51049603
Well I understand your elaboration.
I have friends in Ukraine and I rarely hear something good. It still seems like Ukraine is the lesser of two evils but I might just be naive

turkey, been there, people are bros and i like warm weather.

ukraine

>>51037474
Russia cause they are orthodox poles

>>51040620
>Kars

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>>51038234
+15

Ukraine, yeah
Why? Brothers, i am half-ukrainain, beatiful culture and fauna.

>>51049821
I'm not sure.
Ukraine wouldn't be that bad if it was a little bit more stable.

>>51050007
>beatiful culture and fauna.
fauna, yeah

>>51050016
That was their main complaint, that the government is really corrupt and full of literal criminals

It is beautiful there though, especially near the black sea

>>51050097
Shut up, cremlin troll.

>>51046875
Turkish immigrants aren't quite the same as Turks in Turkey.

>>51050151
>the government is really corrupt and full of literal criminals
Yep. And Maidan didn't do anything better. Unfortunately.
>It is beautiful there though, especially near the black sea
Not really, except Crimea. The best parts of Ukraine nature are the western part and the central part.

>>51037474
Ukraine
>Colder climate
>Culture a bit similar to my country's
>Not a muslim country

>>51050265
Maidan was honestly tragic for the nation, it divided people and put brother against brother, all for the sake of the EU's patronage

I haven't seen much of the western parts, but I will look on google

>>51050265
>maidan is bad!111
+15, pidoraha.

>>51050315
Maidan as an idea was good, but everything, that could go wrong, went wrong.
Yes, try Karpaty.

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>>51049914
noice

>>51037474
fleg
cuz I born in here

Turkey if it would be Istanbul or Izmir. My best sexual experience was with smoking hot Turkish girl.

>>51051371
how did you meet her

>>51046921
>>51047351
>>51046907
>>51039836
>>51040180
>>51046900
>>51047359
>>51047371
>>51048325
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LE THINKING LE OUTSIDE LE BOX AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>51037474
Slavic brothers, of course. They're pro-EU now, right?

>>51037474
lmao, ukraine of course
fuck those turk muslim sandnigger subhumans

honestly, nature-wise Turkey is one of the most underrated countries

>>51051926
I was an exchange student in Istanbul. She studied at the same university as me and we met there. We had a kind of relationship but it cooled down after I had to go back. Shame really, she was great in many ways.

Turkey, too many russians and war of course

Seriously, what is wrong with Turkey? Istanbul is kind of dangerous and too big, tourist areas around Mediterranean Sea are full of slav tourists and other generally unpleasant people, but Ankara seems to be pretty quiet. It's also cheap, you need to pay for electricity to run the AC. Get a comfy remote job and live there peacefully.

Where am I wrong?

>>51037474
>which
Ukraine
>why
QTs and Novorossiya

>>51052676
People don't realize just how terrible Ukraine really is.

>>51052795
I know more than enough about Ukraine and slavs in general to stay out of Ukraine.

>>51052795
>>51052837

Average east slav cunt. Sometimes better than rest,sometimes worse. It's incomparable with west Europe.

Tough choice. Turkey is an untapped gem outside of big cities and Ukraine is also beautiful in its own right, despite having much less of "historical worth" than Turkey...
Ukraine has so much potential, with its already fairly solid population distribution (possibilities of economic decentralization), agricultural worth and mining potential, but Turkey is already getting there. Choices...

>>51053690
>should i live in the most corrupt european country that has not been able to govern itself properly since its independence a little over 20 years ago or should i live in a country that, compared to ukraine, has its shit together?

>>51037474
Black sea
>Why
So I can drown and leave this mortal coil

Turkey cuz they live much better.

>crimea
>ukraine
???
Did i miss something?

>>51054975
some just live in the past

Turkey for better standards.

>>51046808
Even though Turkey might be bad, Ukraine is obviously worse than Turkey.

South Ucraina. Life wouldn't be too different

>>51053845
Mehmet pls, you have a coup d'état every few years and still PKK issues

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>>51054975
ikr Crimea is Nederdraad

>>51054975
niash miash krim nash

>>51055384
there are 60 millions k*rds on the earth and area is extremely mountainous. finishing PKK without genocide is impossible.
and there are 99% k*rdish populated districts in turkey too. they were cücked so badly.

Ukraine, even tho Turkey is in every way better, I just can't imagine living there untill the end of my life. Ukraine is basically a bigger Belaruse, so not many things will change, I think.

>>51049297
>You have to live in one of these two countries for the rest of your life.
>for the rest of your life.

Ukraine ofc, I can join Azov batallion.

>>51038802
>>/easterndurkey/

I'd prefer Turkey but I don't like Islam.

>>51055591
Tell the Armenians they can have half the land if they join in on a pinsir genocide on the Kurds

>>51058129
Then don't bother, a Turkish person will actually laugh at the site of a church then go join ISIS.

>>51040140
>mudslims
>white

>>51049914
No, Poles are catholic Russians

>>51037474
So I have the choice of fascists and commies locked in a perpetual war OR my neighbor Ackhmerd. Well.

Allahu Akbar my friend Ukraine can go eat a nuke. Again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGJ5yHPGRfk
>100 years later still the same shit

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>>51058359
im fine with that too t-b-h

Turkey, or maybe lwow, coz land of poland

For all you cryptofascists that want to go to Ukraine. Look very carefully into the history of the apartment you move in, or it might turn into a short stay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kramatorsk_radiological_accident

If I can choose the city, Turkey without hesitation. Ukraine is a shithole and Ukrainians represent the shit that fills the hole.

>>51037474
Turkey
Turkish girls are into European looking dudes.
Better climate.
Good cuisine.

>>51058752
>Kramatorsk
>Donetsk Oblast
Why would you want to move to Cyкastan?

>>51048309
Namefagging is ok on this board?

>>51059210
yes

>>51059210
Y-yep

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>>51037495
>>51037518
>>51037545
>>51038075
>>51038196
>>51038802
>>51038873
>>51038986
>>51039208
>>51039412
>>51039958
>>51039971
>>51040140
>>51040152
>>51040224
>>51046979
>>51047198
>>51047322
>>51047411
>>51047487
>>51049490
>>51049836
>>51051371
>>51052368
>>51055097
>>51055172
>>51058631
>>51058910
>Choosing a Muslim country over a Christian country
Shameful.

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>>51059312
>says the protestand heretic

>>51059312
Ukraine is really uncomfortable place, and half of posters ITT are Putin dogs m8.

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>>51055424

Ik hou van je anon.

>>51059312
>picking a """""""Christian""""""" shithole over an """""""Moslem""""""" not-so-shithole
Cück t.b.h lad

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>>51059422
>Ukraine is a really uncomfortable place, and half of posters ITT are Putin dogs m8
>half of posters ITT are Putin dogs m8
>"""""""""""""""""""""Putin dogs"""""""""""""""""""""""'

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>>51059616
>Crimea
>Ukraine

>>51059833
It is Ukrainian but occupated by russians.

>>51059616
>Russian areas red as fuck

Just like Russia

>>51059616
The red parts are where Russians are the majority
fucking lmao I bet they'd be light like the rest had Khrushchev not existed

>>51038986
also based turkish coffee

Ukraine. I can speak Russian.

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>>51060510
>>>>>>>>Ukrainian
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occupied by Russians

Ukraine. I can live in Lwów and bring back the Ruthenian part of the Commonwealth to Polska.

>>51062034
*Russian-speaking majority. I'm from there.

>>51059616

Russians literally are AIDS. They spread disease and misery everywhere.

Depends.

Am I still gonna be paid according to Turkey's living standards? Then Ukraine. If not I'll stay where I am thank you very much.

>>51059210
no

Any human being with +60 IQ would choose Ukraine.

Ukraine, i'm not filthy muslim.
and i'll be rich because of currency exchange rate.

>>51037474

Ukraine

all those qts dont culturally enrich themselves.

not really sure why these threads exists. its basically a couple of trolls in Russia who are paid to talk about Ukraine. Their butthurt that Ukraine exists and that their savior Putin cant invade a sovereign country anylonger lest they begin to starve from sanctions.

>>51037474
Ukraine, because Ukraine will be in EU before Turkey.

>5 years later
...d'oh! fuck you Angela!

>>51063312
solcu gavat detected

>>51040788
Underrated post

>>51052021
>autism

>>51063367
>and i'll be rich because of currency exchange rate.

Oh yeah? You're gonna carry your job to Ukraine?

>>51063913
>not working from home
learn a skill fagget

One is full of the niggers of Europe, the other is full of the niggers of almost Europe.

>>51063600
Thanks friend

>>51064539

so russians are white niggers?

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>>51064821

>>51065331
kek