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>tfw brown eyes >history teacher in elementary school literally

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>tfw brown eyes
>history teacher in elementary school literally called me out on it and how I would be a subhuman in the eyes of the nazis
>remember looking through celeb magazines trying to find other Swedes with brown eyes, but there were almost none


post 90s kids will never know
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>>51031513
>be in 2nd grade
>teacher talking about slavery
>singles out the black guy sitting near me and tells him his ancestors were slaves
>later gets suspended for it
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>>51031513
She was wrong though.
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>I would be a subhuman in the eyes of the nazis

holy shit lol
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>>51031513
then your teacher was probably a retard since Hitler himself had brown eyes

>implying you aren't making the story up
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>>51031692
I remember a similar lecture tbqh
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>tfw hazel eyes, but they look brown from a distance

Literally the worst thing that has ever happened to anybody anywhere.
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>>51031744
Hitler had blue eyes

t. Hitler expert
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I remember my history teacher pointing out who'd be Hitler's favourite child based on eye colour.
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That can't happen in the actual Sweden.
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>>51031692
>>51032051
In today's Sweden, no. Even if the purpose was to show that nazis were evil

In high school one teacher pretended to be the commandant in charge of choosing who would get gassed and who would not

see >>51031804


It didn't really work out in our little school though as the most subhuman would be having brown eyes or rat coloured hair.
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>>51031692
>Hitler himself had brown eyes
And this is objectively false by the way

Some of Hitler's closest men had brown eyes however
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>>51031513

kek my class had the opposite, super socially aware teacher basically triggered herself into an angry tantrum and took the piss out of some poor blonde kid about how he was the ubermensch ideal and how he'd be the only one not getting gassed
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>tfw brown eyes and hair
>tfw literally subhuman trash
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>>51032272
>In high school one teacher pretended to be the commandant in charge of choosing who would get gassed and who would not

Don't you have normal lessons? What's that,a show?
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>>51031786
I know your pain brother
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>>51031786
>hazel eyes, but they look brown from a distance
That's because they ARE brown. Hazel is faggotspeak for brown.
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>>51032655
I DARE YOU TO CALL THIS BROWN
Hazel is a thing
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>>51031513
>>51031620
>>51032272
>>51032362
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>>51032716
It is brown m8
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>>51031620
b-but it's true
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>>51032716
I'm OP and my eyes aren't even that brown.

I have brown eyes. No one goes around saying "hazel" outside of muh heritaging Americans who find their eye colour incompatible with their imagined heritage.
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>tfw blue eyes but I tan very easily
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>>51032753
Betrayed by a fellow uru
>>51032797
Dude i dont give a shit what color they are, but hazel is a thing like it or not
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>>51032655
>>51032753
>>51032797
My eyes look a lot like this.

If you think this is brown, you're gay.
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>have blue eyes and blonde hair
>tfw I see no obvious advantages to these traits
Are there any?
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>>51032881
>but hazel is a thing like it or not

Among white people it is not.

You're a black-haired, acne-ridden beaner, no wonder you're grasping at straws at appearing white.
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>>51032890
anime
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>brown eye ginger

LITERALLY NIGGER TIER
END ME
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>>51031620
>mfw my teacher tried that but he was a first gen South African immigrant
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>>51032890
Blonde hair is objectively the best hair color and blue eyes along with other true colours is top tier.
Now go out and breed with another beautiful person and have beautiful children.
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>>51032921
Nah, fortunately my hair is brown with some blond shades
Ive got nothig to prove desu, i know who i am and who my family is/was.
You are the one that started a thread 'cause you felt inferior to your nordick pals.
Maybe if you werent a second gen muslim immigrant you woudnt be havinng this problem
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>>51031513
>be half turk
>dad left when I was infant
>religion teacher keeps throwing bants at me about "you must have an advantage in islam" and "could you give us an example in arabic?"
>be hairy as fuck and friends bants about shaving me and making a carpet out of my body hair
>people assume Im muslim on first impressions
>"no"
>"oh but you still dont eat pork, right?"
>grew up in danish environment and have eaten pork all my life
>Im white but have a lot of facial hair, dark eyes and thick eyebrows
>its gotten to the point where I bant about it myself while still being /pol/ as fuck irl
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>>51032890
According to the teachings of Varg Vikernes, you are only one step away from getting access to Valhalla


Brown-eyed people must live this life to be cleansed, then live one life as a blue-eyed person, then get to Valhalla
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>>51032971
I didn't know gingers could be anything but green eyed
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>>51033038
I believe in myself! Thank you, Finland!
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>>51032921
Your average Swedish man will be a dark haired and brown eyed manlet within the next 20 years desu.

>>51032971
I've never seen a ginger with brown eyes.
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ITT: Ugly autists thiking their eye colour makes them not ugly
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>>51033243
The vast majority of the world doesn't have blue eyes and hence they find it more exotic.
Statistics shows that women have a tendency to be more attracted to men they find exotic.

i.e. whites are a minority and a dying race
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>>51033243
t. Moor
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>>51032335
like mengele
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>be 5th grade
>everyone is mexican-american
>we speak English in school now
>made fun of for talking "white"
Why must shitskins make fun of other people's speech? I don't make fun of their butchering of both the English and Spanish language!
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>>51033127
>>51033206
I knew one. He had the most punchable douche face
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>>51033498
so you were an esl kid?
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>>51031513
>history teacher in elementary school literally called me out on it and how I would be a subhuman in the eyes of the nazis
Do people actually, unironially believe that?
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>>51031513
>remember looking through celeb magazines trying to find other Swedes with brown eyes, but there were almost none

This makes me sd
S-sorry swedebro
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>>51033498
I fucking hated this. I got asked so many times if I was white or if I wished I was white because of it
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>>51033614
fucking c-key doesn't work properly
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>>51033614
Apparently yes, OP just wants us to pity his mudslim genes
>b-but guys im 1/16th nordick!
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>>51033498
Well, you anglos can't talk in any other language that isn't english.
Watching you trying to pronounce words in Spanish is funny and cringe to see at the same time. (Nothing personal kid)
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>have broad strong nordic/cromagnon features
>ubermensch as fuck skull-shape
>brown hair
>green eyes
thanks for racemixing with celts ancestors!
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>>51031692
He had blue eyes. They were, in fact, after the mustache his most striking physical feature, his very pale eyes.
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blue eyes and brown hair is the perfect combo

prove me wrong
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>>51034134
true
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>blue eyes
>pale skin
>pronounced cheekbones and jaw and chin
>greek nose

Feels go-
>brown hair

To the gas chambers I go.
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>>51034134
green eyes with brown hair and blue eyes with black hair are both top tier
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>>51034134
But red hair exists.
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>>51033602
yes

>>51033795
Everyone was Mexican-american. Most of the kids also sucked when we were in bilingual ed.
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>>51033127
lots of gingers have blue eyes
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>tfw blue but very feminine looking eyes

Feels unmanly man.
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>tfw blue-green mishmash bordering on grey
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>>51031513
>Not being part of the ginger master race
We are more white than aryans
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Go do something useful, old man...
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>>51034599
If you're a man you should consider ending your life
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>>51031804
>>51031513
Your schools and Unis are fucked up. They're basically communist indoctrination camps disguised as education.
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>>51034372
not a fan of red hair desu, they lack melanin in their skin and remind me of albinos
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>>51034235
t. Galego Ariano Galáctico
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>>51034949
I don't know, something about red haired girls really get me.

I see why we were so eager to racemix with them.
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>>51034949
>not a fan of red hair desu, they lack melanin in their skin and remind me of albinos
I have light red hair, I am not that pale , and I have no freckles ,am I some anomaly then?
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>tfw my children will most likely not inherit their mother's beautiful grey finnish eyes.

Why even live?
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>>51033038
>Blonde hair is objectively the best hair color

Maybe if you're a cute grill
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>>51031513

I don't know this feel because I'm not a subhuman, still, as a fellow pre-90s fag, I'll contribute.

>be in biology class
>class on reproduction and sexuality
>i.e "sex ed"
>"Ok kids, penis goes in vagina, babby is formed, if you don't want babby to form use condom. That is all, now read book."
>reads book
>end of chapter has a small info square labeled "deviant sexual behaviors"
>pedophilia, necrophilia, homosexuality

Things truly were better back then.
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>>51037965
get lost swarthy turk
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>>51038077
Only perk is if you go bald (which you will cause you're swedish) it won't be as noticeable.
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>>51032716
Smoking weed eh?
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>>51038252
Everyday
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>>51032797

shut the fuck up
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>my DNA carried a defective OCA2 gene that lowers the amount of melanin in my eyes
>this makes me better than you

Why are cumskins so silly?
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>>51033090
>Turk
>White
not today Mehmet
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>>51038558
Literally upset white people have the most eye diversity as opposed to 80% of the world, including all of Africa Asia and most of South America, which all have varying shades of the enviable color "dark brown"
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>>51031786
>tfw iktf

Childhood pictures show my eyes to be some shade of Blue. They seem to have become their current color around age 8.
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>>51031513
>brown eyes 1/10
>brown hair 5/10
>pale face 9/10
>straight thin nose 9/10
WHY DID YOU FAIL ME GENETIC....
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>>51031620
Ouch, suspending a nig because his ancestors were slaves would never go down these days.
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>>51038185
only perk is looking good as hell and being master race, but thats one hell of a perk
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>>51038185
lel, lets not pretend Italians dont go bald like everyone else
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>>51031513
Fucking Hitler himself wasn't exactly the perfect embodiment of MUH ARYAN MASTER RACE, brown eyes, dark hair with drops of Jewish blood, you'd think he would take it down a notch with his hard-on for Nordics.
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>>51038029

>homosexuality

Wow Sweden sure did a hell of a 180 on that one
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>>51039624
>brown eyes
how are you people so dumb
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but the nazis didn't think that !
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tfw country of subhumans
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I know that feel

>My mothers side have blue eyes
>My fathers side have brown eyes
>Tfw I got the brown eyes from my father instead of my mothers blue eyes

Pains me a lot more then it should
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>>51040603
it's called recesive genes m8
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>>51034484
I really like that picture
mind if I steal it?
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>>51039236
>diversity is bad except when it makes me look good
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>>51039655

Yeah, this bullshit basically started in the early 00s and then the fucking millenials came around and then it all turned to shit very quickly.
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>>51032716

It's not.
This is literally the color value.

Faggots will see a dark green dress and say it's brown.

It's like the same with blond-brown hair, or dark blond. Faggots will go out of the way to deny it and call it just plain brown.
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>>51033814

North Europeans and Anglos are frighteningly obsessed with the features of other men and themselves.. the ultimate symptom of effeminacy..
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>>51043798

Explains why Burgers are so obsessed with bbc, kucking and negro dicks, I guess.
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>>51043850
>sweden calling anybody else obsessed with bbc, kucking and negro dicks
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>>51043886
>gotta defend my master
stay kucked :^)
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>>51040648

For some reason Asian, especially Japanese, can't into genetics. They think that if a Asian person has a kid with a white person, the kid will come out with blonde hair and blue eyes and are surprised when they don't.
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>>51043761

DESU I can that shit-brown. It's brown with a ting of green, like diarrhea.
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Hold my hand fellow browned eyed Scandi.
Together we are strong, the future belongs to us.
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>>51044157
In my small city we had some Norwegian exchange students, I was surprised at how much dark hair there was. Not very much compared to other groups really, but I had stereotyped Norway as all light haired, so it was a surprise.

Not a single brown eye that I can remember though.
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>>51044157

>browned eyed Scandi.

How is it even possible? I have fucking Sami and Walloon shitblod in me and black hair but still managed green eyes.
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>>51044280
I have light brown hair and brown eyes.
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>>51044277

Scandinavia is blonde as fuck, but brown and red make up about 25% of the native population. Brown eyes are very rare though, about 5%. This is for Sweden though, but my guess is Norway would be about the same.

>inb4 muh Jamal shit

That's why I specified the native population.
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>>51044024

Looks like dark green. Not "shit-brown".

Hazel and amber eyes are far more attractive than your generic blue or light eyes. Green eyes are superior too.
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>>51044277
You will find a few here and there.
>>51044280
My grandmother may or may not be an immigrant.
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Seems more likely that you got brown eyes from the north than the south?
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>>51032890
Blue eyes are preferred by almost everyone, dont know about the blond hair though.
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>>51044524

Yes, because of Sami mixing. Many Sami have light eyes though for the same reason but it brings the overall down. They also have dark hair more often up there.
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>>51044371
It's this type of coloration and I don't feel swarthy at all tb.h
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Half my family have brown eyes. My father's family are the brown eye people and they are the educated ones.
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>>51044524
>that baldig blue belt

truly ebin
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>>51034308
THIS
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>>51031513
>tfw 6th grade teacher pointed to me as one of the few people Hitler wouldn't have killed
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>>51031513
>Be in Uni in history class
>Prof rants about Nazis
>Says they would execute everyone in the room for being "Lesser in their eyes"
>He asks if anyone in the room thinks they'd live
>I raise my hand
>Tfw the entire class looks at me as if I was joking and being arrogant
>Tfw My professor agrees with me
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>>51046053
Oh fuck bro,I know and love that feel.
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>>51031513
Your teacher seems like a pretty good goy
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>>51031692
Hitler had dark vivid blue eyes
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>>51046679
>PR
>knowing that feel
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>have a kid in class whos an ethnic turk
>speaks pefect bulgarian
>his family has lived in modern Bulgaria for all it's history
>we're learning about the slavery
>teacher singles him out
>he gets to wear a big turban and have a curved sward on his belt every class
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>>51046754
>What is an immigrant stupid Amerikaner
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>>51031513
>tfw my teacher told me I could have been on a poster of nazi propaganda
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>>51032890
in parts of europe where everyone has blue eyes it doesn't mean shit but in southern europe and north america its more unique and thus special
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>>51046760
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>>51047110
That is a primo pepe
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>>51032971
This is my fetish
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>>51031513
>learning about muh six million
>chink in a classroom full of chinks (gifted class)
>not a shit to be found
feels good, man
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>>51033090
>religion teacher
Wait what, at school?
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Best combinations
>Dark hair + blue eyes (the contrast between those two makes it look amazing, in a beautiful way)
>Blondish hair + green eyes (both are very calm and kind looking colours, looks good in a cute way)
>Brown hair and brown eyes (This has the sexy kind of look in it)
Now that this is agreed, can we all just live happily ever after?
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>>51048225
>They don't have religious studies in Russia
What?
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>>51031513
>history teacher in elementary school literally called me out on it and how I would be a subhuman in the eyes of the nazis
Thats hilarious
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I've got one brown eye and got one blue eye
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>>51048300
The only thing about eyes that really matters is that they stand out. You can have shitty blue, grey and green eyes too when they are not bright enough or noticeable.
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>>51048225
One reason I'm glad to be living in a ex-commie state.
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>>51048310
Well they added orthodox stuff as optional subject in several regions as an experiment but we don't have it as a must
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>>51048371
Here you learn about Christianity (Lutheranism) and general knowledge of other religions. I think its important, it is culturally important aspect of our society and history, so understanding what it is about is reasonable.
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>>51048408
I think not, maybe something very basic at history classes
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>>51031513
>mfw green eyes that look blue from a distance
>mfw brown hair that contains traces of my early blondness before my body decided to be a brunette instead
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>tfw
best eye color reporting in
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The prevalence of blue eye colour among non-Hispanic whites in the US was 57.4% for individuals born between 1899 and 1905 compared to 33.8% for those born between 1936 and 1951. It is even less now.
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>history lesson
>Austria was the victim of Germany not once, but twice. Austria was invaded and occupied first before any other country
>Austria was liberated in 1945
>End of lesson

I wish I was joking
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>>51048532
looks like diarrhea
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>green eyes
>thin brown line around pupils
>makes them look darker in bad light

Why did my dad marry a woman with brown eyes, fucking hell. Every single member of his family is blue-eyed and I was still denied them...
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