/brit/

1st for banter and slags

first for fuck thailad

>>49209937
i ordered the new TR A40's which apparently are a lot better and more reliable then the now old gen

i'll use them mostly for halo: mcc and halo 5

NOT PAGE 7!

JANNY, GET HIM!

Fuck thailad the nonce

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i am doing it lads
i'm pressing the fucking button

>>49209999
Four same number

>>49210016
Please nuke Canada.

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>>49209999

>>49209999
Nice quads

>>49209982
Lad, it's just a "customised" EQ on the mixamp, typical PR nonsense

You've been jew'd

>>49210016
https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?t=2m16s

PUSH THE BUTTON

>>49209951
>south canada
>or austria?

49210061
Lol.. Thanks for the (You)

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There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail:
There gloom the dark, broad seas. My mariners,
Souls that have toil'd, and wrought, and thought with me—
That ever with a frolic welcome took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free hearts, free foreheads—you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Death closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
'T is not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

>>49210096
No worries lad, don't spend it all at once

@49210109
fuck off with those sissy fag words

hello

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>>49209982
in case you think I'm just trying to get you to not buy them...

they're just not worth it

Absolute nonce thailad is
Keeps feeding me (You)'s

>>49210117
>No worries lad, don't spend it all at once
>N [...] once

>>49210063
the old gen xb1 a40's had a ton of issues also i really like the new EQ

for example now when I record clips from the new I'll be able to record peoples voices and their reactions which will make for great bantz

>>49210168
good one

>>49210193
keep it up fuckwit. look what happened to your buddy >>49209951
nuked the leaf off his smug fucking flag

Thailad be honest with us now
Have you ever had a mans dick in your mouth for any reason throughout your life?

>>49210232
honestly mate, you sound like a bit of a lost cause

you "really like" the new EQ? top kek, do you even know what EQ stands for? Just because they have branded the new ones as the "pro gamer" ones doesn't mean shit

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>>49209939
http://youtu.be/gRBYY1QHjMs

>>49210193

Making human cities when

>>49210278
Never have m8.

>>49210309
>>49210312
rare flags

>>49210335
rare fag

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>>49210312
all cities are human cities dummy :^)

>>49210351
>>49210364
keep pushing my buttons
see what happens

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30-something for Stalintrain

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>>49210386
you'll shitpost some more?

http://strawpoll.me/5714525

>>49210332
Dont believe u tbh

>>49210456
little boys aren't men

>>49210456
You can believe whatever you like lad.

>>49210484
neither are canadians

Important poll

>>49210305
did you read what I said?

I said why I like the new mixamp/EQ whatever term doesn't get your jimmies rustled

cos yours stopped working don't project on me for being getting the new edition

>>49210516
http://strawpoll.me/5714542
Lol forgot to link it

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important Pole

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Any of you lads ever considered going into politics?
I'd like to enter local/regional politics, maybe run for mayor or as an MP/MPP

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>>49210598
i worked once, hated it.

http://strawpoll.me/5714561

Another important poll
http://strawpoll.me/5714576

http://strawpoll.me/5714579
http://strawpoll.me/5714579
http://strawpoll.me/5714579

>>49210529
Lel my mixamp still works fine. If there's one thing Astro has got right is longevity, it's just that you're a complete spastic by buying into the "new and improved" marketing nonsense

> I said why I like the new mixamp/EQ

You really don't know what you're talking about, do you? The mixamp I have already has 4 different EQs for various scenarios, you think this new "pro" EQ is going to be drastically different? My fucking sides

Hey its me good to be back on brit

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>>49210700

>Thailad manipulating all my polls so it looks like people like him
L E L (loving every laugh)

Why do the scary ads always come on at night. -_-

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE I'M LONELY

>>49210729
it's literally the same price as the old gen you mong

you seem to struggle with basic comprehension too because I already stated what new feature I like about the new 'pro' EQ

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>you seem to struggle with basic comprehension too because I already stated what new feature I like about the new 'pro' EQ

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>>49210772

anyone wanna play some quiz up?

thailad?

>>49210818
>I already stated what new feature I like about the new 'pro' EQ
I think you have amnesia mate, literally nowhere have you said what you liked about the EQ, and by the sounds of it, it doesn't even sound like you know what an EQ is

>>49210936
I'm at work bruv (lol)

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Why was Tony Wilson such a lad?

>>49210945
>>49210818
what are u guys fighting bout lmao

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BBC

>>49210945
re-read your (You)s cba to continue arguing with you

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What happens here?

>>49210992
barbarism

WHy is getting a gf such a big pain in the arse lads. why cant I take a gf out of the freezer and defrost her and be done with it???

>>49210992
English oppression

>>49210985
Point me to your post where you said what you like about the new "pro" EQ, you're making things up in your head mate.

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>Get a VPN
>Not one rare flag
smh

>>49211144

>>49210232
>for example now when I record clips from the new I'll be able to record peoples voices and their reactions which will make for great bantz

pay closer attention, mate

>>49211161
>>get a VPN
can't handle the banter eh

>>49211198
Yeah that must be it.

>>49210045

Your flag is missing a leaf

>>49210992
rain, stabbings, haggis

lads alri

>>49211214
what an utter nonce tbh

>half asleep
>need to be up in 6 hours
>have to pick a paper to write an essay on
smfh lads I can't deal with this shit

>>49211171
So you've just proven that you don't know what an EQ is...

>>49211383
just start on the essay tbh

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When are you gonna admit Cara is a 2/10 slag without makeup and favorable lighting. she'd also probably be fat without all the cocaine

>>49211540
how can I start without deciding what I'll write about la

>>49211584
then pick you topic la

no use lying around in bed not sleeping tbh

>>49211614
i have to pick from a list of essays to write about so I have to read them to get my topic

>>49211636
better start reading :D

lately I been plottin
to slip you out those cottons

this is mad lads

https://vlr2s4g732zw6yim.onion.to/

>>49211717
definitely installing tor and opening this link lads

>>49211747
>onion.to
That's a clear web extension (Tor to web)

>>49211747
dont need tor to open it tbh

>>49211777
>>49211788
im still not opening it you spackers

>>49211810
I'm just telling you tbh

>>49211832
i bet you know all about tor from your filthy habits

>>49211810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9BQAAT10Mw

>>49211850
Working in I.T is hardly a filthy habit.

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>>49211564
>skinny af fuck legs
>ultimate bitch face
>looks slav (not my caucasoid choice)

I mean, she's nice. And I would bang. But she's nothing special. I mean, there's literally birds around town who look better. And yeah she does look like a druggie.

It's like I don't get this Taylor Swift craze.

>>49211869
nonce

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>>49211935

picked out me essay topic hahaha (can't tell you though it's a secret)

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Me on the right

might sleep now

>>49212167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
sleep tight

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>hello my name is thailad

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Decide what I should do with my wife

Pic related, she passed out after too many martinis

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>>49212247

>>49212254
pick her up and put her in bed
make sure to tuck her in

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>the """"""""""Great""""""""""" House of Redoran

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>The village of Rorkestead

what's everyone eatting for brekky?

>>49212406
its midnight you lunatic

>>49212406
Alcohol.

>>49212427
never too early for brekky lad

>>49212431
a dark beer is a good nutritious breakfast
t. nutrientologist

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Rate my Richard Dawkins shrine

>>49212643
Ricky

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>>49212643

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>Rate my Richard Dawkins shrine

@49212725
Give me a (You) faggot

FUCK!!!!!!

>>49212643
i remember edgelords coming to school in grade 12 talking about how much they hated religion and that the god delusion was their bible lmao

people who care that much about what other people believe are pure melts tbh

https://youtu.be/rUR6tEsBO2o

the blonde veronica is pretty fit ngl tbh

what's up with the jawline on the other one though

>>49212828
i think it's just the black hair tbh

am i losing it or did that song actually come out in like 2005/2006

>>49212828
saw a porno starring them two tbh

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The Gray Fox


Wanted for theft, embezzlement, forgery, pickpocketing, counterfeiting, burglary, conspiracy to commit theft, grand larceny, tax evasion, slander, fraud, perfidy and impertinence.


Description: wears a gray cloak that conceals his appearance. Presumed male and Colovian. Height between 5 and 6 feet. Normal weight. Hair and eye color unknown.


Any citizen with information should contact the Imperial Watch.

my poor laptop is on its last legs

its motherboard is fucked up

I don't have money for a new one

I'm just fucked

I don't really need it, you know, but it would defininitely be nice to have my movies and shit you know

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morning lads

>>49212818
>people who care that much about what other people believe are pure melts tbh
Nothing wrong with that tbf.

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wasted my life lads

>>49213034
Hello
>>49213062
The beliefs of ISIS are fairly concerning tbh.

>>49213062
found the slug

@49213062
[x] Yank
[x] Sadcase
[x] Melt
[x] Powerless insect
literally fuck off

>>49213062
not all americans are this stupid

>>49213113
is that directed to me?

>>49213096
bad lad

>>49212989
maybe you will actually be forced to get a life
quite jarring tbqfbh


any one miss their elementary school days? I would pay 1000 dollars just to be 10 year old me having fun at recess for a day, laughing with friends at lunch, then going home to do the assigned reading by my dad's old wood stove later that night

>>49213177
alri

Hi how are you

>>49213223
definitely not

very happy my childhood is over

bit tired chaps

>>49213168
I'm from Mexico

>>49213259
bit tired of your mums leathery flaps

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>the goy actually fell for the whole "uni" scheme
and are now indentured servants to the system their whole lives

>>49213303
What did you do instead?

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>>49213303
>not going to a uni where you're guaranteed at least £30k starting
>not being able to pay of your debt in 5 years tops

>>49213096
Escape.

>paying for uni

>>49213096
So if you spend the next 25 years unemployed and then get a job you'll be fine.

Hmmm why is it showing a British flag lmao

I'm thinking of getting an Audrey Bitoni tattoo tbh

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>my mouth is filled with his ovaries
>i hold them here between my teeth
>o get these birds nest out of me
>dentist get these birds next out of me

>>49213570
wow so deeeeeeeeeeep

>>49213599
got beef cunt???????? throw down?????????????????????

>>49213613
i could literally beat up anyone in this thread with my hands tied behind my back and my dick in ur bitch.


u feeling lucky cunt???

>>49213639
you want to fucking go cunt? put you in the fucking ground you little bitch

>>49213515
wew lad

why?

>>49213639
lay a hand on him and you're fucked

>>49213657
Because maybe she would retweet it if I get it and tweet a picture to her

>>49213711
why, is he your boyfriend?

>>49213753
got a problem with that cunt

>>49213734
then what

>>49213711
>>49213770
daaaaaw, the criminal colonials still kept the habit of arsefucking one another even out of prison, I see.

>>49213791
then i would get an aletta ocean tat

>>49213808
just for the tweets?

doesn't seem worth it tbh

>>49213770
*beats you senseless with best mate abdul*
we don't like your kind round here
*legs it*

>>49213807
they dont dog on their mates

>>49213807
shut up you fucking tubby cunt before i break a fucking sink over your head

RUDE

>wake up
>still no gf

>>49213882
I'm sorry what?

>>49214001
I WILL SMASH A FUCKING SINK OVER YOUR HEAD IF YOU CONTINUE TO RUN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU YANK CUNT

>>49213940
mehmet my son silence yourself

>>49214001
>>49214019
get a room you batty foreign nonces

doing a poo

>>49213945
It should be obvious what you're doing wrong in this little conundrum.

>>49210193
London is a shitehole without any personality that isn't trying far too hard.

>>49214019
What was that?

Morning cunts

>>49214194
Morning Daniel

>>49214019
>>49214165
That's what I thought. Keep walking, you punk bitch,

>>49214165
>>49214254
run along fatty

not a fan of fat people lads

>>49214269
yeah not a fan of seppos

>>49214258
*runs up behind you*
*punches you in the ears repeatedly*
YOU BETTER RUN NOW CAUSE ILL FUCKIN GHETTO STOMP YOUR SKULL AND PUT YOU IN A FUCKIN WHEELCHAIR AFTER I KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT

>>49214346
>runs

>>49214346
keep pretending to be a big cunt on the internet you deadshit

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>>49214411
>>49214418

Wish I could be here longer than just last night and today. Lots of desperate qts. You have to be somewhat attractive though

Bloody hell its chilly this morning lads

had a little think before going to sleep last night and realised I don't know where my life is going haha

bit scared of dying too tbh hahaha

>>49214534
are you?

>tfw my name is actually Gustav

United kingdom more like united nigdom haha

>>49214770
>moldova

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>49214667
*squeezes your hand reassuringly*
: )

>>49214796
I know at least 5 Moldovan in denmark liberating your women right now lmao

>>49214828
>cross the road without using a zebra crossing
>get shot by police and vigilantes

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAVE

Brits sitting close to me at the airport. Should I talk to them about this general?

>>49215219
yes

got some smelly chink sitting next to me at the airport
fucking stinks of sushi, if he tries talking to me i'll lamp him

>>49215248
Lol I'm a yank tbf.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/3jjaiv/i_am_getting_blackmailed_right_now_thru_tinder_a/

wew

You know how 4chan tells you how many unique posters a thread has had? I wish they'd add a feature that tells you how many people are currently viewing the thread

got some smelly yank sitting next to me at the airport
fucking stinks of burgers and gunpowder, if he tries talking to me i'll lamp him

>>49215349
that's what normies deserve tbh

>>49215349
A lucrative business proposal

>>49215349
Haha what a dumb cunt

>>49215421
Good lad

>>49214876
7.97 BILLION
.
9
7

B
I
L
L
I
O
N

My ears are ringing lads

>>49215636
better pick up then lad

>>49215648
good stuff lad

>>49215636
>>49215648
good posts

>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
strong posts; little area for improvement.

>>49215648
haha lad

>>49215636
accidentally forgot to quote this post. this post was good as the predicate to the follow up joke.

>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
all absolutely smashing posts

>>49215636
>>49215648
i like it, have my upvotes

>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
it's time to talk about these posts.

>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
underrated posts

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>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917

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>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
smashing posts lads

Stop this at once, all of you.

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>>49215953
>>49215936
>>49215917
>>49215898
>>49215895
>>49215886
>>49215866
>>49215858
really impressed here, great work all of you

>>49215961
threads been good so far, especially these posts:
>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
>>49215961

>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
this is so important

>this rampant shitposting
Am I in a starcraft general?

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>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
>>49215994
>>49215985

>>49216007
Nah, it's just aussie hours.

>>49216007
not a fan of this post

these however, all 10/10:
>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
>>49215984
>>49215985
>>49215994
>>49216021

>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
>>49215961
>>49215984
>>49215985
>>49215994
>>49216007
>>49216021
>>49216031
Gnome of Prosperous and P(...).jpg

good thread

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>We are no longer accepting janitor applications. Thanks to all those who applied![Dismiss]

So who else applied?

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>>49215636
>>49215648
>>49215796
>>49215825
>>49215838
>>49215858
>>49215866
>>49215886
>>49215895
>>49215898
>>49215917
>>49215936
>>49215953
>>49215961
>>49215984
>>49215985
>>49215994
>>49216007
>>49216021
>>49216031

>>49216094
Does the janitor have to reapply to keep his position?

>>49216156
that seems grossly unfair that he would have to contend to keep his livelihood

>>49216156
the DWP deemed him too fat to work so he's not allowed

>>49216303
delete this

>>49216303
Haha you called the janitor a fatty! That's funny do you want to play with me?

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>>49216303

Whats the difference between a bagel and a donut

Irish girl on IP wants my dick

Disgusting tbh

good morning RUNTS

who else here appreciates a good frozen lasagna?

>>49216417
well I'd prefer it cooked tbh!!

>>49216417
Prefer mine cooked iwbch (if we're being completely honest)

>>49216417
Haha tbh I like mine cooked

>>49216451
>>49216459
>>49216472
how are you suppose to cool down after a game of footy if your lasagna's hot?

Wish Ronnie Barker would stop posting on /brit/ tbh

>>49216408
one's boiled the others fried

>>49216486
You've got me there

Morning lads

Business idea: put a packet of crisps in your pocket and free up a hand!

>>49216666
good double

>>49216590
Oh i didnt know donuts were boiled haha

really want to wake up next to an attractive girl

thank you for reading

Morning all

>>49216417
They're very rarely good tbh, trust me, I know my lasagna.

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>>49216816
>trust me, I know my lasagna.

>>49216784
sleeping in the same bed as a girl is fucking awful imo

if i ever get married im going to sleep in a separate room

>tfw no gf

[49216833]
what a rubbish post. You will not be receiving any satisfaction from me.

>>49216880
You gonna get a racecar bed fam?

>>49216904
I am now

>New graphic designer starting next week is fit af.

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@49216898
Strange post, given that I was the recipient of that post

>>49216938
What's his name?

>>49216938

Cam images please

I know you have them

>>49216880
>sleeping in the same bed as a girl is fucking awful imo
why?

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american-israeli banter

>>49216938
Nonce

>>49216938
Does she have a benis?

who /derro/ here

>>49216993
what the fuck does that even mean
God I hate Australians

>>49216962
I don't unfortunately

>>49217011
have a whinge mate

Why do the slavs love soup so much, lads?

49217011
fuck off speck

>>49217021
>>49217045
Get out of my SIGHT you mongrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49217061
enjoyed this post tbh

My willy looks just like Justin Bieber's willy.

>>49217105
there are pics of justin biebers willy?

>>49217105
You've got a willy?

>>49217027

Cheap.

Poleaboo is back from signing on at the job centre
Virtually everyone else there was 30+ and generally looked like underclass scum with alcohol/drug dependency
Hated seeing the Paki women wearing head scarves with interpreters

Only dots of light were two youngish females, one wearing tights and white trainers, Poleaboo loves how those black stocking clad legs disappear into those white clogs, something so arousing about it.
Another looked Linda like Kylie of Corrie

Poleaboos guy only needed to see him for a minute, flicked through the booklet and that was it

Life wasn't meant to be like this, Poleaboo was destined for more

@49217176
no one cares cunt

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>Poleaboo was destined for more

@49217176
Phytoplankton

Dear 49217176

Your Gimmick has ended, please stop

Warm regards
t. Everyone

ooh dear lads I've got a nasty case of the ol' hangover

>>49217232
ahaha wowww freshers weeeww

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anyone want to buy my blazer?

>>49217216
Poleaboo ruined his life to maintain his gimmick, be sympathetic and at least pretend to care

This is all he has left

>>49217240
Haha sadly not, I'm just a drunkard!!

>>49217247
are you a prefect lmao

New Moaning of Life starts this week lads.

>>49217273
ahaha in that case #goodLAD

get some scrumptious, greasy brekkie in your gullet, lad

>>49217247
that's clearly just a jumper mate

>Bruce """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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@49217271
>literally not 1 (ONE) (You)
>mfw i can tell people im doing a poo and get more (You)s than poleaboo pouring out his entire life before /brit/

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>>49217247
>>49217278
>>49217301
>i called monitors "prefects"

>>49217326
Are you doing a poo there lad?

you don't deserve to see your post numbers or to have your post quoted, yank vermin

>>49217011
Short for derelict

genuinely confused by the above post lads

Lads, what can I cook with a microwave, kettle and toaster and without a fridge or freezer? I've come up with a few ideas so far:

>Tinned chili con carne with rice and tortillas
>Beans on toast
>Sardines on toast
>Egg on toast
>Toast
>Packet noodles
>Soup

That's about it.

the normadingdongs were VERY loud last night

>>49217423
i'd say chili con carne with rice however that seems like sodium city

>Shooting spree at my universities anime society to rid the world of a few abnormies

>>49217247
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>eat nothing but salty ready meals for dinner ever day
>have LOW blood pressure

explain

>>49217423
An endless array of ready meals

>>49217474
it's called a blazer you public school swain

>>49217326
Will repost 2/3 times during the day

Drew a hook in autocad lads. Took me about an hour but i figured it all out in the end :)

>>49217301
>>49217474
>tfw I had jumper in my head but I typed blazer

>>49217500
keep us posted on any future developments, lad

>>49217501
Brain capacity of a moth

>Calling blazers "jumpers"
>Calling prefects "monitors"

Lmfao i bet you plebs call the headmaster principal too

>>49217482
Weak heart mate. You could drop dead at any minute and then the skeleton that lives inside you will JUMP out and start dancing the charleston

>ever eating ready meals

depressing and disgusting, not to mention the shit-tier nutrition tbh

lads i can say 'pseudonymity' perfectly

>>49217538
heres the objectively best vocabulary for high school
- blazers
- monitors
- headmaster
- prep (instead of homework)

>>49217550
Never had a ready meal in my life. Truly they are feed for the underclasses.

>>49217538
'no'

also, try googling 'blazer' mate.

We wore blazers at school, but looks like you wore jumpers/sweaters. lmao.

>>49217547
I had an ECG done a few times (including a 24hr one where I had electrodes stuck to my chest and carried a thing around in my pocket) but they said my heart was fine.

>>49217560
>Some students in Australian schools were giant lizards
Hardly surprising tbh

>>49217607
i dont get it

>>49217591
tbqh the 'cook' and 'charlie biggams' branded ones are alright, but they cost £5-8 for a single meal.

>>49217538
do you honestly think that is a blazer or are you just having us on

>>49217618
>- monitors

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>>49217598
>>49217627
>hurrrr im a fuckn retrd

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>>49217656
giant lizards aren't called monitors tbh

I can smell them....

>>49217247
Does that look like >>49217657 these?

No, it does not.

>>49217689
you're the one who said it was a jumper tbf

>>49217681
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=monitor+lizard&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIzKCaic68yAIVRVU-Ch0gzQWy&biw=689&bih=261

>>49217675
some peng girl ----->>>> lisicki's face zoomed

>>49217603

Yea mine is apparently fine as well, despite having an extra beat every 4-5 beats. Hasn't ever stopped me doing sports or anything though.

I don't think salt/sodium is as big a boogieman as the media makes out. Probably only a big thing when coupled with other risk-increasing factors like high saturated fat intake and high sugar intake.

NORBLETS

>>49217715
pls no

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>>49217689
the film was better tbh

>>49217494
HhahAHHAHAhaHHAHAHahHAHHAHAHa
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""PRIVATE 'SCHOOL' EDU""CATION"""""""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAhahhahahHAhAhahhahahhahAHAHahHA

>>49217746
kek

>'''''''''''people''''''''''' that have high sugar intakes

applying for topshop lads

literally just copying and pasting "see resume" into every question field

hahaha good luck me

>>49217789
good lad