For some reason this map really bugs me.
Conquer the American South. Enslave and kill all edomites
You were a good enemy, you were new en survived battling the 2 superpowers. Just 1 ally and NAP per player, its the rule. Can we split Europe? I want the Roman Empire clay you can have all the left
Keep taking Italy
Shogun agrees, it seems like a good plan.
Fill in the rest of Japan, spills in Korea
Also, does Japan give a bonus on it's own, or do you need far eastern russia too?
continue to unite the baltics, and if spill then poland
so like the oder river
I can't find that on this map
Do I get the germanies?
Okay so official rule is no more than one alliance and since constantine asked me first we can both has, as he says >>41052423, a word alliance.
So we're all cool I guess everything's the same as an official alliance.
Expand into Mexico, Nevada, and California.
Kikefriend, how about an NAP? I'll let you have the general American south and Midwest barring Texas if I can at least have Mexico and the West Coast.
>with the weeaboo
I feel insulted tbh
I've played Russia a lot on these maps so I wanted to try something new. Also I've learned not to fuck with the Commonwealth. But we can still be friends.
I forgive you Constantine-sama, I would never betray anyone, it is a shameful display
So what are your allies and NAPs?
Also wth is that bonus New Tejas
You can Have Germany, Poland, Baltics states, Belarus, Ukranie, Scandinavia, Russia and the Netherlands
Keep filling italy
P A L I
ROMAN EMPIRE HAS AWAKEN.
Spills into the balkans, one region at the tiem.
>Starting an empire
Something don't fit
I'm not sure if I'm mistaken in thinking you just have to be in a region to get the bonuses? By the map right now if looks as if I have a +13 bonus from being Southern U.S., the midwest and west coast of the U.S., and Mexico.
Regardless, move up through Oregon and Washington, stopping at the Canadian border and spill the rest into Mexico.
Do you still hate me?
Would the Roman Empire and the Commonwealth be interested in a NAP? I have no interest in expanding into Europe or Russia, and in exchange for safe borders I'm willing to leave Turkey and Egypt alone as well.
please don't come for me glorious Commonwealth-Constantine gods
Shit. I should've joined the Tri-European alliance after all.
Check your bonuses. You must fill the whole region to claim them
No, you must fill every region
Its ok. If you don't touch Europe or my allies we gonna have peace for a long time.
The other ones are informal so i don't put it here.
Continue filling China.
>mfw all these GETs
Fill Iran, spills into Levant and Arabia.
It's a deal. My focus is on Asia right now, I have no business in Europe.
I-i can be your ally, Bismarck-sama
No, I was first, Bismarck-sama is mine!
I will take you as an ally, since we are closer together.
You can have all of Central america and Colombia, does that sound fair to you? I want the rest of SA for the Chilean Empire.
sorry lads. I can only choose one ally, but you are good guys either way :3
Sounds like a deal.
I-it's not like I wanted to be your ally anyway.
Since we both got rejected, how about we make an alliance?
Yay! Can I call you Abu-chan?
Informal alliance bros for life!
>Central African Empire
Finish China then move onto Indonesia!
thank you god
Finish up germany, go into denmark and sweden/norway
you're gonna go into iberia to finish juda who's in the uk?
Sounds like a deal to me, Putin-sama.
I'm allied to Animeme, and can't have another NAP, but if you two have a NAP, I won't attack you either. I do intend to take India, but you can keep the rest of Southeast Asia.
I think I'm too docile for this, I should probably be more aggressive
God fucking dammit! I've had one palindrome then nothing but shit rolls!
whenever I play risk really aggressively I always get ded like the first 3 rounds
because while I wrap myself up in battle, others are getting bonuses and stuff so even if I manage to take some guys out then I get steamrolled later
Really though how else can you measure success in this game if not for taking out your enemies?
but that mindset ironically works opposite, the way to take out your enemies is evidently to do a lot of neutral expansion and allyfagging, and attack those unlucky enough to be slightly weaker than you
I'm just making deals about not attacking with everyone, I don't think I ever attacked a non-afk player
It's a war game and I haven't done any warring, but I think I prefer it that way
Keep filling my part of China
Being aggressive for the sake of being aggressive is not always the best idea. My war with the Commonwealth yesterday showed that. Also at this rate I'll never gain enough territory to even be a threat.
This is by far the most dubs I've ever seen in a game of risk. Even more unreal is that they're all concentrated in one alliance.
Okay, so that means we'll be buddies, yes?
There is so much of it it looks unrealistic, as if they weren't legitimate
Yeh, we'll be friends. Everyone else is allied up it seems and sick cunts is AFK so I'm really the odd one out. Also, yes, the GETs have long since passed the point of ridiculousness.
>mfw all these gets
Update your bonuses
It gets easier once you start cashing in a bonus. Then shitty rolls won't be so shit anymore. Don't stop believing bruh.
A seven is fine, I guess.
How? HOW? HOW?!
you're in rome's lands though
if you were called britian then I don't think I'd attack you
but you don't really need to be up here, I think you stole sovereignty away from the british isles and are now taking it from frace, where emperor constantine plans to expand.
I don't mind you killing him but britannia is roman clay and i want to recreate the roman empire, if he gets fast you can kill him, but lets wait
The gods want to recreate the Roman Empire.
The only thing Mighty about it is Allah's power to show them of their oppressive sinful ways and to allow them to convert to to Islam
>a dualistic state, a bi-confederation, of Poland and Lithuania ruled by a common monarch, who was both the king of Poland and the grand duke of Lithuania.
>political system characterized by strict checks upon monarchical power.
>these checks enacted by a legislature (sejm) controlled by the nobility (szlachta). This idiosyncratic system was a precursor to modern concepts of democracy, constitutional monarchy, and federation.
the more you know
it never got this big though
I only intend to bring the almighty Allah into your life through the introduction of my wonderful culture, stop oppressing me.
Anime Fascism here. Our Shogun is actually an anime character,but only the elite knows that.
Our soldiers are forced to name their guns after a gril from an animu
Fill India. Attack whoever has one T in the south if necessary. Spills to Madagascar.
I am a country who forbids music, and then goes on to create the most catchy national anthem ever :^)
>mfw it's super catchy
Theocracy under the almighty Allah who has seen the need to spread Islam and Arabic culture across the world through the New Caliphate.
He can't fill all Scandinavia because you are there, and you are strongest then him so you can kill him easy. France is too big and he gonna fill it very slow with her bonus. Hes only option is to fill France or attack in Washington, if he try to fill France i will attack. But first i want to take more bonus. Don't worry, he can't get bonus.
you are free to do so within my tolerant realms.
you can also pray to odin, or satan, or yawheh, or whatever.
but there is only one religion allowed in your realms, and it's quite a shitty one tbh
I am going to take scadinavia. and probably all your other territories too, then I will cede those to roma.
There are other religions allowed in my realm, like Shia Islam and the likes. But anyways, is there anyway we can settle this diplomatically? I can put in a good word for you to Mecah.
>implying there is any anthem catchier than somalia's
No muslim in my empire.
No barbarians in my empire.
Thats my rules. You can enjoy your left days as an empire or imigrate to USA.
Nations can't expand furthermore without conflict
How this, I get to keep Britain & Icland and I ceed France and Scandinavia to you and Commonwealth? I'm sure other people will be more accepting of Islam but I know when Allah's voice just can't be hear, hut hopefully eventually his mighty voice with come to you.
You're a funny one, I give you that.
No quit ceding. Even if it was allowed, there's one special someone who I'd rather give my land to.
But it's near the end anyway, besides it's not like I'd attack anyone
To be fair, the game started almost three hours ago, and OP is taking his sweet time between mupdates. Last ones were half an hour apart. It's 1:30am in Europe now, Polebro can't really be blamed for quitting if he has work tomorrow.
Sorry for quitting, but there are some more important things in life than a imageboard for bizantine mosaics
Attack Orange from my base in Saudi Arabia!
Friendly advice OP, try to speed things up a little. There was 15 minutes between last roll and this mupdate. People are just going to get tired and leave.
Bye Animebro, see you in another risk thread I guess!
Constantine, just take muh lands in ireland and scotland
fill russia already!
spill belaruse, ukraine, gerorgia/armenia
See, I thought we were done fighting. I thought you fucked off to the americas, and we were gonna forgive and forget.
Now I will destroy you.
And I have a nuke now!
Please? I'll leave Britain passively and not mess with Europe again, I swear on Allah's beard. I just thought you were going to keep on expanding into my territory
Thank you so much may Allah bless you oh merciful one
I will leave Europe to you I swear, I shall diversify the Americas instead
I understand the rules, it's more about choosing to fight your ally's friend when he's engaged in another war, when there are one absentee and one hostile nation you can invade instead.
I quit. I have no chance at fighting a war on two fronts against an enemy with a +30 bonus. Besides it's 2am here. GG guys.
I'd be rekt within 2-3 rounds anyway, there's no point for me to go on.
On a side note, does anyone have nukes?
Oh, happy day!
If spill put into Alaska!
I don't plan to attack you, i just want the United States. If you don't agree at giving it to me we have to fight.
THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS RECREATED!
Its time to explore new lands! Take all United
States one region at time, attack whoever i have to attack, if semones attack me, defend.
I'm hosting this until it gets archived, will start another one if absolutly needed
I'm sure you'll like it in the commonwealth
your people get representation and freedoms and such, and you get to be a part of a superpower!
sorry to intrude guys but I am thinking about making an Ancient Europe Risk map, circa 280bc, would that be a thing any of you would be interested in? because I know a lot of you dont like some of the over-used maps out there
Friends? My only freidn is the commonwealth.
PREPARE THE ROMAN ARMY, ATTACK THE GREEN BARBARIANS TRHOUG JAPAN!
>mfw an alliance rules the world
Meant to reply to >>41062121
Want a race to get all the world? Ayy lmao
Keep taking my China part, then take indio china then kill yellow!
>living in the roman empire
>have womans of all the world
>all persons have 10 black slaves and 10 asiatics sex slaves from animeme empire
>sitting in gold toilets
>having a cool emperor
i wanna live forever
I'd never seen anything like thus
Even the mightiest of giants must eventually fall.
God damn, this was crazier than the last game. If we're still going than invade Texas again.
OH THE GREAT ROMAN EMPIRE IS SHINNING. GOD BLESS THE KINGS.
INVADE INDONESIA AND AUSTRALIA, GIVE CIVILIZATION TO EVERY CORNOR IN THE WORLD!
Spills into invading everything.
TAKE AUSTRALIA AND SHIT!
AND SPILL TO SOUTH AMERICA! TAKE ALL OF IT AND FUCKING CUBA AND SOME FUCKING ISLANDS
Also why are ISIS and the Central African Republic still in existence?
You may conquer us, but it will be as a man who swallows arsenic.
WHAT DID YOU SAID? SHUT UP BARBARIAN! HERESYYYYYYY, HERESYYYYYYY
KILL ALL THE BARBARICS FORMS OF LIVE HAHAHAHAHA
I'M KILLING MACHINE, I WAS BORN TO RULE THE WORLD, YOU CAN'T REPEL ME!
LISTEN TO ME YOU ALL BARBARIC SLUTS I'M NOT A KING NOW, I'M A GOD!!!
YOU GONNA DIE TOO
HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS POWER HAHAHAHAHA
DEFEND FROM PATHETIC BARBARICS ATTACKS AND TAKE ALL OCEANIA AND CANADA! KILL KILL KILL KILL
I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU FUCKING SLUT LOOK AT MY FUCKING BONUS YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
OCEANIA INCLUDE THE PHILIPINES GIVE IT! SPILLS INTO CANADA! AND AFRICA!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRY TO KILL ME YOU FUCKING BARBARIANS
of course it is!
but the people of my realms have freedoms and entitlements and democracy.
and everyone's rich from all the spoils of war.
Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth is a paradise on earth. Some places are of course poorer than others, but we could still afford to pave most highways with gold and some other neat things.