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Global Risk: Regional Bonuses

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>>41051305
>ISIS
>Grey
>Iraq
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>>41051305
>Animeme Shogunate
>Pink
>Nippon
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Judah
Washington D.C.
Red
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>>41051305
>New Texas Republic
>Texas
>Red (Dark Blue if someone else takes red)
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For some reason this map really bugs me.
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>Red or blue
>Rome
>Roman Empire
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>>41051395
>Roman Empire
>>41051470
>>41051493
>>41051499
>>41051660
1st update
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>>41051803
Expand in Iraq and Iran.
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>>41051803
Fill Japan
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>>41051803
Fill Texas. After that, start to fill New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, and Utah.
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>>41051803
Conquer the American South. Enslave and kill all edomites
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>>41051803
Fill Rome. Requesting NAP with Judah.
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>>41051878
Yes! That's the first good roll in like a week
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>>41051803
cool

>polish-lithuanian commonwealth
>cyan
>polan

if I can roll this round, then unite with lithuania and the baltics in general
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>>41051963
Want an alliance?
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>>41052122
you were a big bully yesterday

but okay
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>>41051930
do you want ally?

we can do triple ally
>>41051963
>>41052122

and then own the east hemisphere (or west I suppose on this map)
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>>41051851
>>41051878
>>41051886
>>41051893
>>41051921
>>41051963
Update
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>>41052259
Fill Iran.
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>>41052312
Confirm with trip please
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>>41052243
You were a good enemy, you were new en survived battling the 2 superpowers. Just 1 ally and NAP per player, its the rule. Can we split Europe? I want the Roman Empire clay you can have all the left

>>41052259
Keep taking Italy
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>>41052243
Shogun agrees, it seems like a good plan.
>>41052259
Fill in the rest of Japan, spills in Korea
Also, does Japan give a bonus on it's own, or do you need far eastern russia too?
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>>41052359
Ayy, how's it going?
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>>41052312
>>41052340
Sorry!
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>>41052359
But we can have a word alliance with the weeaboo...

Juts pray for him not bretaying us.
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>>41052259
Free our southern Judhites brothers kill all crackas
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>>41052378
You need Siberia too

>>41052406
M8, why no join?
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>>41052406
Kek, hi old friend, do you gonna join?
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>>41052259
continue to unite the baltics, and if spill then poland

>>41052359
so like the oder river
I can't find that on this map
Do I get the germanies?

>>41052378
Okay so official rule is no more than one alliance and since constantine asked me first we can both has, as he says >>41052423, a word alliance.
So we're all cool I guess everything's the same as an official alliance.
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>>41052259
>Sick cunts
>East Australia
>yellow
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>>41052259
Expand into Mexico, Nevada, and California.
>>41052443
Kikefriend, how about an NAP? I'll let you have the general American south and Midwest barring Texas if I can at least have Mexico and the West Coast.
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>>41052466
>>41052458
Well, Australia's taken so I guess I'll be China this round.
>PRC
>China
>Green
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>>41052423
>with the weeaboo
>betraying someone
I feel insulted tbh
>>41052458
Fuck.
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>>41052570
You shoulded take over as Russia and we do a triple european alliance...

>>41052574
Gomennasai poland- kun
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>>41052505
Sounds good.
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>>41052681
I've played Russia a lot on these maps so I wanted to try something new. Also I've learned not to fuck with the Commonwealth. But we can still be friends.
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>>41052681
I forgive you Constantine-sama, I would never betray anyone, it is a shameful display
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>>41052312
>>41052408
>>41052359
>>41052378
>>41052443
>>41052505
>>41052570
>>41052501
>>41052499

Update
So what are your allies and NAPs?
Also wth is that bonus New Tejas
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>>41052259
>New Caliphate
>Dark Green
>England
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>>41052499
You can Have Germany, Poland, Baltics states, Belarus, Ukranie, Scandinavia, Russia and the Netherlands

>>41052901
Keep filling italy
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>>41052905
Choose another color and get a trip
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>>41052901
Fill the rest of Korea, then go for Kamchatka
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>>41052901
Purple
start in Chile
Chilean Empire
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>>41052901
Fill Iran.
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>>41052949
P A L I
A
L
I

ROMAN EMPIRE HAS AWAKEN.

Spills into the balkans, one region at the tiem.

>>41052976
>Chile
>Starting an empire

Something don't fit
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>>41052949
badass

>>41052901
poland/czech ples
spill germoney
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>>41052901
Start filling up China!
>>41053010
Good to hear it. Also nice pali.
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>>41052901
Fill Aus
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>>41053010
A N O T H E R P A L I
N
O
T
H
E
R

P
A
L
I

ROMAN EMPIRE STRONG

>>41053040
We can be friends, but you are too far for a NAP.
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>>41053003
>>41052901
This was a 4d pali.
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>>41052949
>>41052969
>>41053010
>>41053030
>all these palis for the glory of best alliance
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>>41052901
I'm not sure if I'm mistaken in thinking you just have to be in a region to get the bonuses? By the map right now if looks as if I have a +13 bonus from being Southern U.S., the midwest and west coast of the U.S., and Mexico.

Regardless, move up through Oregon and Washington, stopping at the Canadian border and spill the rest into Mexico.
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>>41053040
>040
>>41053066
Do you still hate me?
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>>41053081
no I guess we're good now
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>>41052950
Oh sorry I didn't notice that coordinate was taken
Light green then
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>>41052901
Conquer the East Coast
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>>41053111
>>41053066
Still got it I see.
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>>41053066
>That dubs

The gods are at our side.

LONG LIVE TO THE KINGS
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>>41053111
>>41053222
Would the Roman Empire and the Commonwealth be interested in a NAP? I have no interest in expanding into Europe or Russia, and in exchange for safe borders I'm willing to leave Turkey and Egypt alone as well.

Also checked.
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>>41053222
>222
this is scaring me
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>>41053271
one off that one
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>>41053222
>>41053111
>mfw trips
please don't come for me glorious Commonwealth-Constantine gods
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>>41053247
If you give Turkey and Egypt as offer i can't say no...
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>>41053111
>>41053066
>>41053030
>>41053222
Shit. I should've joined the Tri-European alliance after all.
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>>41053320
Then it's yours. The Levant and Arabia belongs to me though.
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>>41052949
>>41052969
>>41052976
>>41053003
>>41053010
>>41053030
>>41053043
>>41053040
>>41053070
>>41053129
>>41053116
Update
Check your bonuses. You must fill the whole region to claim them


>>41053070
No, you must fill every region
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>>41053423
Its ok. If you don't touch Europe or my allies we gonna have peace for a long time.

>>41052901
Allie: Poland
NAP: ISIS

The other ones are informal so i don't put it here.
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>>41053499
Aww, alright.
Fill Mexico and Central America then.
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>>41053499
Fill the current balkan region i'm in, if spills take Greece.
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>>41053499
Keep filling eastern russia, spills in china
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>>41053499
Continue filling China.

>mfw all these GETs
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>>41053499
Fill Iran, spills into Levant and Arabia.

>>41053500
It's a deal. My focus is on Asia right now, I have no business in Europe.
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>>41053499
more germany!
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>>41053499
Fill England with more diversity
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>>41053596
Fill Aus
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>>41053499
Fill South America.
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>>41053499
Attack Europe. Spread the seed of Jacob. The Black man shall reign supreme.
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>>41053609
>>41053499
oops
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Anyone wants to be allied with Chile?

pls ;_;
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>>41053637
and who are you, exactly?
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>>41053660
I-i can be your ally, Bismarck-sama
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>>41053499
>Central African Empire
>start in Central African Republic
>Orange
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>>41053660
I'll be your ally, Chilebro.
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>>41053660
I will ally with you friend.
We have the same flag anyways.
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>>41053731
>>41053736
No, I was first, Bismarck-sama is mine!
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>>41053736
I will take you as an ally, since we are closer together.

You can have all of Central america and Colombia, does that sound fair to you? I want the rest of SA for the Chilean Empire.

>>41053731
>>41053726
sorry lads. I can only choose one ally, but you are good guys either way :3
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>>41053889
Yeehaw, motherfuckers!
Sounds like a deal.
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>>41053889
I-it's not like I wanted to be your ally anyway.
>>41053731
Since we both got rejected, how about we make an alliance?
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>>41053965
I'd love to Animebro! :3
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>>41053950
Alright. Let's show those sissies how it's done Texasbro!

Do you have any enemies/NAPs i sould know about?
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>>41053548
>>41053564
>>41053567
>>41053589
>>41053590
>>41053596
>>41053602
>>41053609
>>41053615
>>41053637
Update

Nice world
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>>41054015
Yay! Can I call you Abu-chan?
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>>41054074
Take Mongolia, spills in China
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>>41054074
You forgot to put me on the map. Expand in Central Africa.
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>>41054074
Fill up the rest of China.
>>41054121
Heh.
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>>41054074
Spread into the Carribean and head for Spain.
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>>41054074
Finish the balkans. If spills, Greece.
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>>41054074
Fill Central America + Colombian region.
>>41054021
NAP with the jews, you're my only ally.
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>>41054075
You can :3

>>41054074
Take last territory in Levant (Israel, lol), fill the Arabian Peninsula.
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>>41054074
Continue the germany annexation
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>>41054166
>>41054200
>Those dubs
Alliance stronk
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>>41054164
Wait, which one are you? Are you the dark green?
>>41054182
Okay, Abu-chan, good luck!
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>>41054074
Keep filling that region
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Yo, sick cunts! Want an alliance?
>>41054244
Yes.
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>>41054237
we are gonna eliminate every other fucker on this map

except based animeme obviously
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>>41054284
W-what about me?
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>>41054330
well
when I said every fucker that was kinda an exaggeration I guess
I don't know
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>>41054284
Informal alliance bros for life!
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>>41054074
Continue to fill England
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>>41054200
Please when you finnish with Germany expand into Scandinavia and i will expand in Iberia, to finish with Judah quickly
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>>41054373
Jesus Fuck, what is with your rolling?!
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>>41054578
It's the gods smiling upon me
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>>41054121
>Central African Empire
>>41054158
>>41054164
>>41054165
>>41054166
>>41054167
>>41054182
>>41054200
>>41054246
>>41054413
Update
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>>41054664
Just fill the Columbian region.
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>>41054664
Fill Central Africa, spill to Nigeria.
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>>41054664
Finish China then move onto Indonesia!
>>41054655
God damn!
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>>41054664
Finish Greece, Spills into the other balkans.
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>>41054655
holy fuck
thank you god

>>41054664
Finish up germany, go into denmark and sweden/norway

>>41054491
you're gonna go into iberia to finish juda who's in the uk?
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>>41054664
Fill England and attack Judah's part of Enlgand, kill the infidels
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>>41054664
Fill Arabia, spills into Afghanistan and Pakistan.
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>>41054664
fill my region further
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>>41054664
Kill the Spainards. Take revenge for the slave trade. Kill all of them.
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>>41054755
>>41054744
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
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>>41054491
>>41054755
ah no I see, he made it into iberia
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>>41054664
Keep taking China
>>41054732
Are we gonna war, or are we staying out of each other's way?
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>>41054791
um

testing divine power

are you there god
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>>41054755
>>41054744
Alliance dubs again.

Yeah i will take Iberia and kill the jew
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>>41054812
Depends on if sick cunts comes back. I'd be willing to sign an NAP if you let me have Southeast Asia and I'd let you keep the rest of China.
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>>41054857
Sounds like a deal to me, Putin-sama.
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>>41054857
I'm allied to Animeme, and can't have another NAP, but if you two have a NAP, I won't attack you either. I do intend to take India, but you can keep the rest of Southeast Asia.
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>>41054827
I really messed up not joining you guys in Europe, holy shit.
>>41054913
>>41055038
Let peace rein in the Far East!
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>>41054857
>>41055038
I think I'm too docile for this, I should probably be more aggressive
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>>41054716
>>41054724
>>41054744
>>41054755
>>41054772
>>41054776
>>41054781
>>41054790
>>41054812
>>41054732
Update
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>>41055170
Too docile? What do you mean?
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>>41055207
For God's sake, finish my section of China then move onto French Indochina!
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>>41055207
Fill England, expand into France if spill over
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>>41055207
finish my shitty region and then go into southern Brazil
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>>41055207
>Brown
>Southern India
>Shitskin Empire
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>>41055207
Fill Central Africa, take spills to West Africa via sea route.
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>>41055207
Fill Afghanistan and Pakistan, spills into India.
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>>41055261
God fucking dammit! I've had one palindrome then nothing but shit rolls!
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>>41055207
PALI>>41055272
A
L
I

finally a get worthy of my empire
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>>41055207
Conquer Canada
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>>41055170
whenever I play risk really aggressively I always get ded like the first 3 rounds

because while I wrap myself up in battle, others are getting bonuses and stuff so even if I manage to take some guys out then I get steamrolled later

Really though how else can you measure success in this game if not for taking out your enemies?
but that mindset ironically works opposite, the way to take out your enemies is evidently to do a lot of neutral expansion and allyfagging, and attack those unlucky enough to be slightly weaker than you
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>>41055207
Fill the rest of Columbia and then take Hawaii.
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>>41055216
I'm just making deals about not attacking with everyone, I don't think I ever attacked a non-afk player
It's a war game and I haven't done any warring, but I think I prefer it that way
>>41055207
Keep filling my part of China
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>>41055207
Begin conquest of the big west russia territory
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>>41055340
Being aggressive for the sake of being aggressive is not always the best idea. My war with the Commonwealth yesterday showed that. Also at this rate I'll never gain enough territory to even be a threat.
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>>41055388
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>>41055207
Finish my region in the balkans and with spill take Egypt. If spills, Spain.
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>>41055438
>>41055500
>>41055388
This is by far the most dubs I've ever seen in a game of risk. Even more unreal is that they're all concentrated in one alliance.
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>>41055417
Okay, so that means we'll be buddies, yes?
>>41055549
There is so much of it it looks unrealistic, as if they weren't legitimate
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>>41055657
Yeh, we'll be friends. Everyone else is allied up it seems and sick cunts is AFK so I'm really the odd one out. Also, yes, the GETs have long since passed the point of ridiculousness.
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>>41055207
Fill Aus
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>>41055797
>YOU. ME. ALLIANCE?
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>>41055784
>>41055797
Hes back and with a pali.
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>>41055835
I'm beyond being surprised at this point. This game is just dubs central. [spoiler]For everyone but me. ;_;[/spoiler]
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>>41055261
>>41055272
>>41055275
>>41055280
>>41055288
>>41055322
>>41055265
>>41055335
>>41055340
>>41055388
>>41055500
>>41055797
Update

>mfw all these gets

Update your bonuses
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>>41055881
you can do it lad
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>>41055881
Im not getting any dubs tbh, just like two palis and that's it
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>>41055911
fill Southern Brazil
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>>41055911
keep filling west russia but defend if attacked
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>>41055911
Fill Central Africa, use spills to invade West Africa by sea route.
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>>41055911
Finally have a bonus. Jesus Christ. Anyway, move onto Indochina.
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>>41055911
Take Hispania.
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>>41055911
Fill India.

>>41055881
It gets easier once you start cashing in a bonus. Then shitty rolls won't be so shit anymore. Don't stop believing bruh.
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>>41055911
Conquer North west Canada.
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>>41055911
Fill France with diversity
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>>41055911
Take Siberia
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>>41055911
Take the west provinces of Canada.
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>>41056006
P A L I
A
L
I

GLORY FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE. TAKE ALL IBERIA.
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>>41055827
Yeah cunt we can ally
>>41055911
Move into Indonesia
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>>41056039
>forgot to update bonus
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>>41056006
so should I be taking out the UK caliphate do you reckon?
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>>41055997
>997
A seven is fine, I guess.
>>41056060
How? HOW? HOW?!
>>41056078
Thankya.
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>>41056083
No, I am okay guy I promise
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>>41056078
forgot me bonus
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>>41056097
you're in rome's lands though

if you were called britian then I don't think I'd attack you
but you don't really need to be up here, I think you stole sovereignty away from the british isles and are now taking it from frace, where emperor constantine plans to expand.
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>>41056083
I don't mind you killing him but britannia is roman clay and i want to recreate the roman empire, if he gets fast you can kill him, but lets wait

>>41056087
The gods want to recreate the Roman Empire.
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>>41056226
I guess so.
>>41056111
What lands are you after? I'm going to go for the Philippines and Indochina.
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>>41056186
I stole nothing, they've just realized the error of their ways and have allowed me to diversify them.
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>>41056296
Indonesia and pacific islands
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>>41056371
that sounds mighty suspicious to me, and I'm a multicultural and tolerant empire.
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What ideologies are you guys bringing to the table? Any bizarre customs and traditions?
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>>41056477
Sounds good.
>>41056478
I bring customs involving shit rolls.
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>>41056371
SHUT UP BARBARIAN. ACCEPT CIVILIZATION.
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>>41056477
The only thing Mighty about it is Allah's power to show them of their oppressive sinful ways and to allow them to convert to to Islam
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>>41056478
>a dualistic state, a bi-confederation, of Poland and Lithuania ruled by a common monarch, who was both the king of Poland and the grand duke of Lithuania.
>political system characterized by strict checks upon monarchical power.
>these checks enacted by a legislature (sejm) controlled by the nobility (szlachta). This idiosyncratic system was a precursor to modern concepts of democracy,[12] constitutional monarchy,[13][14][15] and federation.

the more you know

it never got this big though
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>>41056533
I only intend to bring the almighty Allah into your life through the introduction of my wonderful culture, stop oppressing me.
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>>41055962
>>41055986
>>41055992
>>41055997
>>41056006
>>41056012
>>41056021
>>41056034
>>41056039
>>41056082
>>41056078
Update
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>>41056478
>Absolute monarchy under
single-party military dictatorship
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>>41056478
Anime Fascism here. Our Shogun is actually an anime character,but only the elite knows that.
Our soldiers are forced to name their guns after a gril from an animu
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>>41056639
Fill Indonesia.
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>>41056639
Finish Laos or whatever and spill into Philippines.
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>>41056639
Expand into Iceland, then into Norway.
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>>41056639
keep filling that region, spills into brazil
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>>41056639
Finish invasion of Sudan, then take sea route to West Africa.
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>>41056707
fugging pali
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>>41056639
Expand south, into I think its kazakhstan
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>>41056639
Fill India. Attack whoever has one T in the south if necessary. Spills to Madagascar.

>>41056478
I am a country who forbids music, and then goes on to create the most catchy national anthem ever :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AeS4e7amew

>mfw it's super catchy
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>>41056478
Theocracy under the almighty Allah who has seen the need to spread Islam and Arabic culture across the world through the New Caliphate.
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>>41056639
Take the rest of Western Canada and Alaska. Counter and defend if I am attacked.
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>>41056707
>707
Oh, fuck you game! Giving me a pali when I have almost nowhere to expand!
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>>41056639
finish west russia, spill scandinavia, defend if attacked
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>>41056639

Fill Iberia, Morocco and go for Libya and Argelia. I just want north africa, pls don't fight african guy.
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>>41056639
Spread into north eastern canada
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>>41057012
so you planning on taking car of caliphate next round or something

he's gonna get strong here pretty soon
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>>41057068
>>41057012
I am good guy I swear on Allah's beard
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>>41057068
He can't fill all Scandinavia because you are there, and you are strongest then him so you can kill him easy. France is too big and he gonna fill it very slow with her bonus. Hes only option is to fill France or attack in Washington, if he try to fill France i will attack. But first i want to take more bonus. Don't worry, he can't get bonus.
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>>41057184
Exactly, Roman is right I am no threat, now how about we settle our differences over a nice prayer to Allah?
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>>41057391
you are free to do so within my tolerant realms.
you can also pray to odin, or satan, or yawheh, or whatever.

but there is only one religion allowed in your realms, and it's quite a shitty one tbh
I am going to take scadinavia. and probably all your other territories too, then I will cede those to roma.
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>>41057391
I don't talk with barbarians. I'll consider it if you accept Crhistianism.
>>
This game is pretty damn slow.
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>>41057463
>>41057459
There are other religions allowed in my realm, like Shia Islam and the likes. But anyways, is there anyway we can settle this diplomatically? I can put in a good word for you to Mecah.
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>>41056796
>implying there is any anthem catchier than somalia's


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wg_nfLTJ8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7X_AQfA50
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>>41057601
No.

No muslim in my empire.
No barbarians in my empire.

Thats my rules. You can enjoy your left days as an empire or imigrate to USA.
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>>41056707
>>41056705
>>41056719
>>41056732
>>41056743
>>41056786
>>41056796
>>41056813
>>41057026>>41056870
>>41057012

update

Nations can't expand furthermore without conflict
update
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>>41057550
i hope OP didn't dun gon away
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>>41057670
How this, I get to keep Britain & Icland and I ceed France and Scandinavia to you and Commonwealth? I'm sure other people will be more accepting of Islam but I know when Allah's voice just can't be hear, hut hopefully eventually his mighty voice with come to you.
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>>41057749
>>41057738
>16 milliseconds apart
lel

>>41057738
Fuck the caliphate
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>>41057738
Fill India, removing whoever sits in the south in the process, with spills going to Madagascar.
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>>41057738
Take the Midwest region of the US
>>41056786
pls dont kill me animemesan
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>>41057738
fill Brazil
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>>41057738
Fill the Philippines. Spill where ever.
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>>41057797
>>41057738
palis of justice
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>>41057738
Finish Argelia and Libya, spills into France.

>>41057797
Just don't take Britannia
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>>41057738
Do you mean that as a rule or an observation?
If I'm attacked, defend. Then use all territories in West Africa.
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>>41057738
PALI>>41057818
A
L
I
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>>41057845
Kek wrong bonus
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>>41057738
Expand into Greenland
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>>41057880
>>41057738
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>>41057810
I am about to go to sleep anyway, wörk in a couple of hours.
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>>41057738
Fill indonesia and spill into new Guinean
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>>41057990
A pole with a job?

:^)
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>>41057990
Cede territory to me please
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>>41057738
Invade everyone around me!!!
Just kidding, give all my territories to Chile.
Cya guys.
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>>41058130
>no land ceding allowed
>implying he wouldn't cede it to his ally instead
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>>41057990
>>41058137
If you are not going to play all the game then don't play, quits ruin the game.
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>>41058162
;^) I'm a cunt what can I say
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>>41058037
You're a funny one, I give you that.
>>41058130
No quit ceding. Even if it was allowed, there's one special someone who I'd rather give my land to.
>>41058237
But it's near the end anyway, besides it's not like I'd attack anyone
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>>41058237
To be fair, the game started almost three hours ago, and OP is taking his sweet time between mupdates. Last ones were half an hour apart. It's 1:30am in Europe now, Polebro can't really be blamed for quitting if he has work tomorrow.
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>>41057818
>>41057845
>>41057850
>>41057797
>>41057810
>>41057798
>>41057824
update
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>>41058508
Keep expanding, I guess.
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>>41058508
finish brazil, then Peru
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>>41058308
Thanks Abu-chan
Sorry for quitting, but there are some more important things in life than a imageboard for bizantine mosaics
Bye, everyone
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>>41058508
Fill in West Africa, put spills in Horn of Africa.
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>>41058508
Fill New Guinean spill towards Easter island
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>>41058540
where?You can attack Animeme, Chile or ISIS, otherwise there's no room
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>>41058571
Good night Animeme Shogun! See ya later!
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>>41058508
Attack Orange from my base in Saudi Arabia!

Friendly advice OP, try to speed things up a little. There was 15 minutes between last roll and this mupdate. People are just going to get tired and leave.

>>41058571
Bye Animebro, see you in another risk thread I guess!
>>
>>41058508
push back into Iceland England, if spill push further into Judah America
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>>41058619
>>41058508
DEFEND
>>
Constantine, just take muh lands in ireland and scotland

>>41058508
hell yeah

fill russia already!

spill belaruse, ukraine, gerorgia/armenia
>>
>>41058632
Shit
>>
>>41058508
Fill France. If spills, Netherlands. Attack if its necessary.
>>
>>41058666
I knew you were the Devil
>>
>>41058670
See, I thought we were done fighting. I thought you fucked off to the americas, and we were gonna forgive and forget.

Now I will destroy you.
And I have a nuke now!
>>
>>41058666
Satanic trips, check'em.
>>
Am i the biggest power in the game?
>>
>>41058720
Oh shit, I-I'm sorry please forgive me, it was an impulsive reaction is all.
>>
Can I take over as the shogunate?
>>
>>41058601
I don't know then. Let me ask my ally before I go to war with somebody.
>>41058588
Who should we side with?
>>
>>41058769
It's too late for you
>>
>>41058791
Well Animeme is leaving right? So you should expand that way. Not sure who to side with
>>
>>41058796
Please? I'll leave Britain passively and not mess with Europe again, I swear on Allah's beard. I just thought you were going to keep on expanding into my territory
>>
>>41058850
But that could piss off the Mudslimes, they are allies. Should I just go for it?
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>>41058869
Britaint is Roman clay. You can't stay in Europe. Europe have their owners.
>>
>>41058869
I accept on those terms.
>>
>>41058911
If he has left, feel free to take over his territory, as long as you don't attack me.
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>>41058911
Let the kebabs get butt hurt the otakus need a leader
>>
>>41058987
Sounds good.
>>41058601
If it's not too late, redirect my roll towards the Shogunate.
>>
>>41058920
Thank you so much may Allah bless you oh merciful one
>>41058917
I will leave Europe to you I swear, I shall diversify the Americas instead
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>>41058570
>>41058588
>>41058619
>>41058660
>>41058666
>>41058632
>>41058698
>>41058540
update
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>>41059127
Continue advancing into China!
>>
>>41059127
Attack Orange
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>>41059127
Expand into Judah's territory
>>
>>41059127
fill my stuff, then attack sick cunt
>>
>>41059127
Attack Japan.
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>>41059127
OP can i take over as Texas?
>>
>>41059127
Take france, the Netherlands and Britain.
>>
>>41059127
okay let's do this

take georgia/armeinia lands

AND SPILL TO INVADE ISIS IN IRAN.


I bring stability and civilization!
>>
>>41059127
Remove gray. Can someone help attack gray?
>>
>>41059287
No, I recommend joining in Africa
>>
>>41059223
How should we divide the Shogunate? Also the pressure is mounting up against ISIS.
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>>41059328
I have a NAP with your ally you dumb fuck.
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>>41059430
yes, but not with me.

an NAP is not an alliance. We can fight.
>>
>>41059359
I'll take Japan but I have to defend against Chile and ISIS is chill
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>>41059466
I'll take China then. Are we at war?
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>>41059495
Against Chile yes as per>>41059221
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>>41059357
OK, commence Zulu empire, paint my clay black
I want to start in cape and expand in south africa
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>>41059526
Right.
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>>41059462
I understand the rules, it's more about choosing to fight your ally's friend when he's engaged in another war, when there are one absentee and one hostile nation you can invade instead.
>>
>>41059620

you all made an agreement for temporary mutual convenience.
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>>41059167
>>41059199
>>41059221
>>41059288
>>41059328
uPDATE
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>>41059725
Finish up China, if spill put into Mongolia.
>>
>>41059725
continue to claim iran
and the rest of his lands
>>
>>41059725
Take Turkey. If spills, Brittania.
>>
>>41059725
expand in south africa
>>
>>41059725
fuck sick cunt up
>>
>>41059725
Remove kebab.
>>
>>41059725
Fill America with Diversity
>>
>>41059725
Retake New Zealand and continue attacking Chile
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>>41059787
>787
I don't think we've had a pali in a long while.
>>41059825
Good luck!
>>
>>41059825
your bonus is 13 now :3
>>
>>41059787
>>41059725
adjusting bonus thingy
also palindrome
>>
>>41059844
Bonuses stay for two turns after their corresponding territory is lost.
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>>41059725
I quit. I have no chance at fighting a war on two fronts against an enemy with a +30 bonus. Besides it's 2am here. GG guys.

>inb4 ragequit
I'd be rekt within 2-3 rounds anyway, there's no point for me to go on.
>>
>>41059844
>Dark blue stopped playing
>Attacks me

You're a cunt
>>
>>41059900
GG and Good night!
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>>41059884
well, that's what happens when you don't read the rules. thank you
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>>41059947
You're welcome.

On a side note, does anyone have nukes?
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>>41059900
>>
>>41059987
Commonwealth does
>>
Bokassa out.
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>>41060029
Course he does.
>>41060081
See ya, then. How many of us are left?
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>>41059900
>>41060081
Damn quitters ;_;
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>>41059786
>>41059793
>>41059805
>>41059806
>>41059825
>>41059819
>>41059900
>>41059817
>>41059787
Update
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>>41060181
kill yellow
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>>41060181
Finally, back in the game! Fill the Kazakhs!
>>
>>41060181
Take Israel's region and keep filling Brittania. If spills go to Washington.
>>
>>41060181
Continue the diversifying of North America
>>
>>41060181
Remove Chile
>>
>>41060181
keep filling south africa
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>>41060233
If spill put into Pink Russia!
>>
>>41060238
Bonus update
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>>41060238
What is this? I thought you only wanted Europe.
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>>41060272
>272
Oh, happy day!
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>>41060279
I told it was a temporal NAP. Also, you ragequited so its ok to take your land.
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>>41060255
yay dubs, if spills paint angola
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>>41060337
I didn't, I never left the game, that was the other mudslime
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>>41060181
continue annexing ISISlands, go into india
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>>41060375
Oh, kek. I didn't tell that to you. Also, i didn't tell to you that i will show peace to you. That was my ally.
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>>41060218
>>41060254
>>41060233
>>41060272
>>41060255
>>41060377
update
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>>41060587
Continue expansion into pink Russia!
Also, new bread!
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>>41060587
finish india, get arabia

spills to madagascar and somalia


who is grey in south africa by the way?
>>
>>41060587
fuck the aussies
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>>41060616
>616
If spill put into Alaska!
>>41060636
>636
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>>41060587
Remove Purple
>>
and thus the roman empire was truly rebuilt
>>
>>41060582
>>41060587
Well crap I guess the only thing to do is expand and hope for the best, fight if need be
>>
>>41060672
Now it's 13, I think.

sorry :3
>>
>>41060662
>
m8 help me with Purple
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>>41060688
I don't plan to attack you, i just want the United States. If you don't agree at giving it to me we have to fight.

>>41060587
THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS RECREATED!

Its time to explore new lands! Take all United
States one region at time, attack whoever i have to attack, if semones attack me, defend.
>>
>>41060587
finish in south africa and start going for moçambique
>>
New risk thread.
>>>41060182
>>
>>41060714
Will do next turn.
>>
>>41060756
Alright fine just don't attack me please
>>
Make a new thread OP
>>
>>41060954
Sorry wrong trip
>>
>>41060616
>>41060636
>>41060661
>>41060672
>>41060756
>>41060761
update

>>41060616
>>41060968
I'm hosting this until it gets archived, will start another one if absolutly needed
>>
>>41061011
kill yellow now
>>
>>41061011
Attack Chile!
>>
>>41061054
Remove Chile
>>
>>41061011
Keep filling the United States. Attack whoever gets on my way.

>tfw biggest bonus
>>
>>41061092
>>41061011
>>
>>41061011
Invade dark grey in south africa
>>
>>41061011
expand into angola
>>
>>41061011
Continue to fill Canada, attack Dark green if need be unless they want to peacefully give me that clay
>>
>>41061120
>>41061011
totally forgot about india

this is correct bonus
>>
>>41061089
Bonus should be +26.
>>41061097
>>41061120
You two are ridiculous!
>>
>>41061120
welp zulu is kill
>>
>>41061153
I accept that Poland is a bit rude invading baby empires...
>>
>>41061176
I'm sure you'll like it in the commonwealth

your people get representation and freedoms and such, and you get to be a part of a superpower!
exciting!
>>
>>41061223
Was just talking about your bonuses. Are we still friends?
>>
>>41061223
we're in a jingoist phase
it'll pass
>>
Mupdate?
>>
sorry to intrude guys but I am thinking about making an Ancient Europe Risk map, circa 280bc, would that be a thing any of you would be interested in? because I know a lot of you dont like some of the over-used maps out there
>>
>>41061054
>>41061092
>>41061089
>>41061097
>>41061120
>>41061124
update
>>
>>41061537
Yeah, do it. I like the ancient maps. Put bonus in it pls
>>
>>41061537
Yeah, do it. Even better, do an Eurasia or World one to spice things up and to have more room
>>
>>41061585
ayy fuck it kill straya

one last turn for me
>>
>>41061585
Remove Chile
>>
>>41061585
Kill purple!
Do not defend California from Rome. He can have it.
>>
>>41061585
Start invading Siberia
>>
>>41061585
go up to west coast of africa near the sahara where the sea access to brazil is, and go to brazil
>>
>>41061718
>>41061585
fixed bonus
>>
>>41061749
I wasn't even aware you were right next to me. Hello, neighbor!
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>>41061289
Friends? My only freidn is the commonwealth.

>>41061585
PREPARE THE ROMAN ARMY, ATTACK THE GREEN BARBARIANS TRHOUG JAPAN!
>>
>>41061801
and now I will be your neighbor in the new world also
>>
>>41061813
oooohhhh

sorry putin-san

I want a peice of this too
>>
>>41061822
Your ally, >>41061813 just declared war. Perhaps we won't be neighbors after all.
>>
>>41061642
Don't worry Bismarck, the romans are here to save you from barbarians.

>>41061853
Ayy lmao
>>
>>41061647
Well, it was nice knowing you. I'm about to get fucked from all angles.
>>
>>41061642
bonus
>>
>>41061928
rip
>>
>>41061642
>>41061647
>>41061695
>>41061716
>>41061813
>>41061718
>mfw an alliance rules the world
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>>41062058
They won't take me without a fight. I'll go down guns blazing, as the Commonwealth did in some other world. Goodbye, friend.
>>
>>41062121
I'm being annihilated here, but fuck the aussies anyway
>>
>>41062121
INVADE CHINA!
>>
>>41062145
Put all points into defense!
>>
>>41062121
Kill Chile
>>
>>41062121
ATTACK IN EASTER CHINA! GIVE FREEDOM! GIVE CIVILIZATION! KILL BARBARIANS!
>>
>>41062232
pal, ya won m8

gg cunt
>>
>>41062325
Don't be a faggot i'm helping you

>>41062318
spills into killing australia
>>
>>41062318
goddammit you get all the cool territories
>>
>>41062352
can u focking not m8
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>>41062182
Meant to reply to >>41062121
>>41062178
>>41062318
Haha, shiet.
>>
Hurry up, Sun Tzu, thread's almost dead.
>>
>>41062167
>>41062232
>>
>>41062536
Invade Chile and New Texas Republic!
>>
>>41062362
Want a race to get all the world? Ayy lmao

>>41062536
Keep taking my China part, then take indio china then kill yellow!
>>
>>41062536
Remove Chile/Defend from Light blue
>>
>>41062536
attack yellow with full force
>>
>>41062594
YOU CAN'T DEFEND FROM LIGHT BLUE HES A KILLING MACHINE
>>
>>41062536
get the burma/thailand territory, spill to siberia
>>
>>41062586
Is capitulation out of the question?
>>41062622
>22
>>41062626
>62626
You two just never stop, do you?
>>
holy fuck

the power running through me

I feel it

Rome and i can do whatever the fuck we want

we have achieved risk satori
>>
>>41062685
But at what cost?
>>
>>41062718
a happy life in the commonwealth or a happy life in the roman empire

everyone wins
>>
>>41062685
Now i know how it feel to rule the world...

>>41062718
For our souls, its a good trade tbh
>>
>>41062729
But what of those who want neither?
You should totally nuke someone for the lulz. it's just gathering dust in it's silo.
>>
>inb4 they fight each other for world domination
>>
>living in the roman empire
>have womans of all the world
>all persons have 10 black slaves and 10 asiatics sex slaves from animeme empire
>sitting in gold toilets
>comunist country
>having a cool emperor

i wanna live forever
>>
I'd never seen anything like thus
>>
>>41062877
Even the mightiest of giants must eventually fall.
>>41062908
God damn, this was crazier than the last game. If we're still going than invade Texas again.
>>
>>41062908
OH THE GREAT ROMAN EMPIRE IS SHINNING. GOD BLESS THE KINGS.

INVADE INDONESIA AND AUSTRALIA, GIVE CIVILIZATION TO EVERY CORNOR IN THE WORLD!

Spills into invading everything.
>>
>>41062962
GIVE ALL OCEANIA!
>>
>>41062908
HAHAHAHAHA!
INVADE YELLOW!

TAKE AUSTRALIA AND SHIT!

AND SPILL TO SOUTH AMERICA! TAKE ALL OF IT AND FUCKING CUBA AND SOME FUCKING ISLANDS
>>
>>41062908
Also why are ISIS and the Central African Republic still in existence?
>>41062962
>>41062997
You may conquer us, but it will be as a man who swallows arsenic.
>>
>>41062997
>>41062908
REDIRECT ACTUALLY

JUST SOUTH AMERICA AND CUBA AND SHIT
>>
>>41063008
Because no oen has conquered those territories yet, just like the Texan ones
>>
The real mystery is: will this game end before the thread 404s?
>>
>>41062908
Take Tasmania and repel all attacks
>>
>>41062908
kill yellow with all force
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>>41063008
WHAT DID YOU SAID? SHUT UP BARBARIAN! HERESYYYYYYY, HERESYYYYYYY

KILL ALL THE BARBARICS FORMS OF LIVE HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>41063064
>>41063052
We shall go together.
>>
>>41063077
YOU SAID YOU'D LEAVE FUCKING HELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41063111
Amen brother, nice trips
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>>41063064
I'M KILLING MACHINE, I WAS BORN TO RULE THE WORLD, YOU CAN'T REPEL ME!
>>
>>41063111
wasted trips.

I shall rename myself to empire of New Zealand
>>
>>41063156
>EMPIRE
>YOU

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>
>>41063156
>implying it would've made any difference
The Axis of Evil is unstoppable. They will come after you next.
>>
>>41063156
Ally with us they will only kill you
>>
>>41063198
they kill us anyway, but fine. next turn it is us three miserable cunts vs.the big bad evil

>>41063178
suck my dick, rome
>>
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LISTEN TO ME YOU ALL BARBARIC SLUTS I'M NOT A KING NOW, I'M A GOD!!!

>>41063156
YOU GONNA DIE TOO
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New thread theme, since blue (Texas) left although he could have made the difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
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NEW UPDATE
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>>41063238
Alright. Alliance of Free Nations is a go!
>>41063248
Fuck off Rome. You fell once, and you'll fall again.
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>>41063360
attack light blue, go down with glory.
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>>41063360
Invade Texas and put rest into defense.

You idiots can't even kill us quickly.
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>>41063360
DEFEND UNTIL THE DEATH CUNTS NEVER GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
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>>41063362
SOUTH AMERICA

CUBA AND BAHAMAS AND SHIT GET THEM

AND A BUNCH OF LITTLE ISLANDS TOO
I LOVE ISLANDS

AND MEXICO
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>>41063401
>1
Nice.
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>>41063436
5D PALI
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>>41063436
SICKCUNTS WILL NEVER FALL
LAST BASTION OF LIBERTY AND JUSTICE
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>>41063401
Not just everything into defense?
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>>41063360
op did you drain the black sea of all water
that's not good

>>41063466
>IMPLYING IT EVEN FUCKING MATTERS AT THIS POINT
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>>41063503
Gotta try for Mexico.
>>41063514
We will drag this out as long as possible!
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HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS POWER HAHAHAHAHA

>>41063360
DEFEND FROM PATHETIC BARBARICS ATTACKS AND TAKE ALL OCEANIA AND CANADA! KILL KILL KILL KILL

>>41063466
I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU FUCKING SLUT LOOK AT MY FUCKING BONUS YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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>>41063585
>585
What a time to roll a pali.
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Mupdate? I'm tired of waiting for death.
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>>41063362
>>41063384
>>41063401
>>41063436
Udateeeee
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>>41063906
Take Mexico, put all else into defense.
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>>41063906
FILL MEXICO AND CENTRAL AMERICA! YOU CAN'T RUN HAHAHAHA
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I'm all that's left of the free world. God bless you, fallen freedom fighters.
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>>41063906
BAHAMAS, CUBA, MEXICO

SPILLS GREEN SIBERIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBFhdeR9PE
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>>41063959
OCEANIA INCLUDE THE PHILIPINES GIVE IT! SPILLS INTO CANADA! AND AFRICA!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRY TO KILL ME YOU FUCKING BARBARIANS
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>>41063977
>77
>>41063959
>959
Kek
The Chinese will make their last stand in Mexico, Mongolia, and Kazakhstan.
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>>41064037
I WILL FOLLOW AND KILL ALL YOUR FAMILY NO MATTER WHERE YOU HIDE I'M A FUCKING GOD I CAN SEE ANYTHING
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>>41063977
>>41063959
m8s wtf, roll for different places
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>>41064087
When your bloated empires lay in ruins I will be the one laughing.
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>>41064140
Just split mexico or some shit

not anywhere else to go

put some more of my spill into more africa
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>>41064175
This isn't liberation. This is imperialism.
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>>41064140
Just put tiles in random territorys, split mexico or something, theres no other place to go.
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>>41064234
LALALA I DON'T HEAR LALALA, HERESYYYY, KILL HIM!
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>>41064273
>inb4 thread dies before I do
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