Ask an Israeli anything.
This is so unpleasant to look at
also, I don't have a question.
>where is your family from?
My grandparents are from Romania and Poland. Holocaust survivors.
Thank you ally.
>Who did you vote for?
I have voted for our current PM, Benjamin Netanyahu.
>What is your opinion about Bibi winning the election.
I think Netanyahu is a based person over all, and if he was born in the USA he would have been the current Republican president of American. He is second to none.
>Is that you again, Alex?
>is there any intra racism between ashkenazi, mizrahi and sepphardi jews in israel?
Israelis are already 4 generations together here. Everybody is either mixed race or has family relatives of the other ethnicities. We're all Jews, but 70 years old grandpas are still semi-racist like grandpas everywhere.
Heh alright, but I don't get what's the problem with their heads colliding?
> what's the problem with their heads colliding?
It looks like two pictures were shopped together in that area, if you don't directly look at it. The vertical line is 2straight4me.
>How many jews can you fit in a car?
Probably 5, Israelis are fit thanks to the military service.
>What stock should I invest in for the best return?
Gold. Always gold.
>Any interesting stories about the Holocaust? How did they manage to survive?
They've escaped thru ships of the Zionist organizations from the new-born Israel.
>What's the best place in Israel to get qt jewish grills?. Do they dig goyims?
The best place would be either Tel Aviv or Eilat. Best cities for tourists over all, beach-wise and party-wise. They do dig handsome confident goyim, tho pretty hard to get.
>They've escaped thru ships of the Zionist organizations from the new-born Israel.
But that's after the war, isn't it? I'm more interested in how did they manage to survive the war.
>What is your ethnic makeup? (Askenazi, Mizrahi, etc)
I'm 100% Ashkenazi, but I have Mizrahi uncles, and mixed race cousins. Everybody is nice and fun.
>How can your grandparents be holocaust survivors if holocaust wasn't real?
How can you cry when your eyes aren't real? </jaydnsmith>
>shakshuka or omelette for breakfast?
Omelette du cottage
Please rank from best to worst:
>Secular Jews/Secular everyone else
>But that's after the war, isn't it? I'm more interested in how did they manage to survive the war.
I can't recall that. It's too difficult for a grandson to ask his grandparents about Holocaust memories, or about their dead parents, I don't want them to cry.
>thank you based jew
?. Bahai - I've never met one tho, they're a very small group
>mizrahi and sepphardi are brown right?
Most of them are white, and Mizrahi=Sephardi. Pic related.
>how look the mixes between askhenazi?
Both of the girls in OP's pic are mixed Ashkenazi and Mizrahi like many Israeli youngsters.
>Secular Jews/Secular everyone else+Druze+Christians+Baha'i
>fedora tier sects below this line
>Reform Jews+Reconstructionist Jews
>fermented sewer liquid
>yeast infection discharge
What do you think of this statement by Ben Garrison?
>What do you think of the Samaritans?
They're all secular nowadays so you can't tell them apart from other Jews. Nice people. Pic related is a famous Israeli-Samaritan actress.
>Would you accept me as your slave? I'm willing to dedicate my life to serve the master race.
Sure thing, your plane ticket is waiting for you at your local Israeli embassy.
>Is JIDF hiring?
Ofc, but they only work on mainstream websites like Facebook and Twitter.
>arent they levant people
Levant is a small region around Lebanon and Syria, while Sephardic Jews come from many more countries around the Middle East and North Africa.
>Do you guys like Mexicans?
>Do you think about us at all?
Many young Israeli boys and girls visit Mexico for their post-army trip. It's one of the top 3 destinations for them so you're quite likable.
>I kinda wanna visit Israel this summer.
Alright, make sure to visit Tel Aviv or Eilat while you're here. These 2 are the best cities for young tourists in my opinion. Have fun.
>What do you know of "Zyklon" B. Garrison?
He is a Pro-Israeli Jew cartoon artist which /pol/ made a reverse meme against Jews out of him.
>Do you like living in Israel? Would you migrate if you had the chance?
I like living in Israel and I'm very proud of my country. I won't migrate from here, but annual vacations in exotic locations are always fun.
gene thieves, who a prostitute got the genes of a nobleman and then incest-ed to preserve the superior genes.
>Why do you hate the goyim?
Israelis only hate Muslims and Arabs because reasons.
Eh? I'm not gonna watch that.
>when will transgender sunni muslim be president of yours countryz?
We already had a Druze Arab as our temporary president for a week.
>Who are those two semen demons.
Neta Alchimister and Matan Sensel. Israeli girls of course. Pic related is Neta.
>I can't recall if imiltary training is compulsory in Israel. If it is so, do you oppose the obligatoriness of it?
With no military Israel would cease to exist. We have many enemies and we have to be strong. Also, it's great for character building and unites the whole nation.
>live in Israel is expensive?
It's expensive if you live near Tel Aviv or in it. Like 0.5 million USD for a 4 bedroom apartment.
Why were the Sadducee intellectual elites of the second temple period defeated by a bunch of illiterate, superstitious pharisees?
gibe qt pls
Also im planning on studying Archeology in Haifa. any advice on living in Israel?
>i mean rent
I dunno, but quite expensive.
>Have you ever watched the film Promises?
>What do Israelis consider exotic holiday destinations? Yurup? or further?
They usually travel to Western Europe for a week, tho as post-army trips we tour Thailand/New Zealand/Mexico/South American for a few months.
>am I a good goy?
As an American you're a great goy, if you're a Republican then you're a greatest goy.
>Give us back some of the clay. It is too cold here with the ice niggers. We can't stay here forever.
I don't get your request, Sweden.
>It must get awfully hot in Isreal, Want to try out my shower? it's state of the art :)
Oh, that's not the 700th time that I hear this joke. So original. :^)
>Also im planning on studying Archeology in Haifa. any advice on living in Israel?
Yeah, bring a couple of swimsuits and lots of evening wear for parties and pubs. Also, Israelis would like you more if you'd declare you're Pro-Israel and Anti-Palestine right from the start.
>Why are diaspora Jews so FUCKING WEIRD
Because minorities tend to feel like outsiders and being edgy is quite obvious for intelligent people trying to stand out.
What are Arab/Muslim Israelis like? Do they want a free Palestine? Do they sympathise with other Arabs? Is there often conflict/tension between them and the joooos? Do they have fair representation in parliament?
>Yeah, bring a couple of swimsuits
gotta hit the gym before I show off too Jew grills m8. I am the classic Indian skinnyfat
also im in love with Roni Dalumi. If there are chicks that look like her im in love with israel already.
How do you feel about pic being dumped right on top of the Jews' holiest spot?
We like it because lots of tourists come to Israel to see this Mideastern piece of crap.
>all these white Europeans
>Poland and Romania
yep, definitely the direct descendants of ancient desert semitic tribes, have more of a claim to the land than the people living there
>Would you describe the average attractive israeli woman's feet as playful and delectable or mangled and dirty?
You tell me. Pic related.
>What are Arab/Muslim Israelis like?
They're less radical then their Palestinian counterparts, mainly thanks to the secularism of Israel.
>Do they want a free Palestine?
Most of them do.
>Do they sympathise with other Arabs?
Yes, most of them see themselves as Arab and "Palestinian" before as Israeli.
>Is there often conflict/tension between them and the joooos?
From time to time, mainly around the West Bank region.
>Do they have fair representation in parliament?
Yes, they are. Israel's Arab population is 20% and they have almost 20 Parliament members out of 120.
Yes, she is very cute with her blue piercing eyes.
Was Canada colonized on the basis of direct descent based on a religious text? Also that happened in the 16-19th century, by 1947 most people considered genocidal colonization in poor taste.
Is it true it smells like feet? Do all Mosques smell likewise?
not really m8 onsidering half of them are still here and half of them are in jordan/lebanon etc
there were less civvie deaths here in the last 70 years than in syria in the last 4 years
the radical shift in population is thanks to huge surges in immigration over a period of 30 years and the displacement of alot of the arab population due to the 1948 war (which they started so it's basically their fault they ever gt displaced)
>Is watching Hentai in Israel legal?
>Is watching Animu which is not for adult but kinda sexual legal in Judaism religion?
Religions aren't pro-porn, but Israel is secular and nobody gives a fuck about what you fap to.
Tell me if you asked something and I didn't answer.
We already do.
achieving complete aerial dominance by sunset
can't do that anymore, lefties in yuropooria have too much power
I'm not op btw
Two, no question. They'll never co-exist with us in Israel, they are too nationalistic and affected by Islam to ever do that. Plus it puts us at their mercy.
Two state is best. We don't have to hear from them anymore and if they attack us we can blow them the fuck out, as any country would do to another country attacking it.
A man named Jesus who was an influential figure, sure. A lv99 water conjurer who learned a resurrection spell, probably not...
>Do you hate muslims?
Yes, we hate those Islamic terrorists with passion.
>Is true that you have streets only arabs can walk in ?
We have several Arab villages in Israel where Jews rather not enter to avoid being ambushed by them. Palestinian cities are off limits for Israelis as well.
>But the arabs in Gaza and the West Bank don't get to vote, correct?
They're not Israeli citizens, they are part of the Palestinian Authority, thus electing only their Palestinian leaders.
Citation needed about these two words.
Yeah, but I've heard Jews in the USA celebrate Hannukah with 8 days of presents, unlike us, so I wish we had that tradition instead.
Okay, he didn't say "Stop them", but the implications implied were pretty clear.
For clarity, I'm not a Palestinian activist, and I don't have a dog in this fight. I just think it's funny.
But niggers don't blow themselves in your buses and they don't fire missiles at your schools.
You can't compare your medium-threat thugs to our Arab organized terrorists and enemy soldiers.
I'm almost positive this guy gets payed to post hot jewess and talk about how great and "secular" israel is...I'm not even kidding this shit happens every single fucking day
Kek based yahud
Oy vey, he is on to us!
>ask a hasbara agent with a state-provided directory of girl's profile pics scoured from instagram for the purposes of pimping them online anything
I don't have any wuestions. I'll happily save the pictures of the jewish girls you're prostituting online.
>A man named Jesus who was an influential figure, sure. A lv99 water conjurer who learned a resurrection spell, probably not...
Who killed Jesus?
And why are peacefull, non-NEET, jews hated in Christian and Muslim countries?
I wish Hitler hadn't happened to us, so Poland could have remained 1/3 Jewish. We had multiculturalism before it was cool. D-do you remember Aaron?
>whats do jews think about incest?
We always make fun of Arabs having incest retarded babies.
>how hard is it to get a dominant ashkenazi woman who will abuse me and call me goyim
It's not that hard in Israel. All the girls tend to be extra assertive thanks to their military service.
>What are your feelings when you see ovens?
Makes me thinks about the taxes your parents are paying for us.
Is that a Swiss army girl? I thought you have no army.
>Why do you build the settlements
To make sure our borders are more defensible against terrorists.
Because success breeds jealousy.
>And why are peacefull, non-NEET, jews hated in Christian and Muslim countries?
>Go back to your contries! Leave sandniggers alone.
It is our homeland according to that ancient book you probably have in your house.
>D-do you remember Aaron?
We remember you assisting Hitler like good sissyfaggots.
>Why do Jews not like creating things with their hands?
Just from the top of my Israeli head- Galil, Desert Eagle, Tavor, Iron Dome, USB Flash Drive.
>It must be really hard for JIDF to cherrypick those jewesses
At least our cuties aren't poor, promiscuous and drunk on vodka.
>It is our homeland according to that ancient book you probably have in your house.
Hmm, but it'd be more like a tribe that thousands of years ago lived in North America and migrated over to Siberia, has been completely Russified, suddenly deciding to up-sticks because the Russkies are being mean to them, cross back into North America and tell the Americans to fuck off because it's their ancient homeland.
Infact even that analogy doesn't hold since most of you are Ashkenazi and hence not descent from the Ancient sandnigger Jews anyway. You're all descendants of some Khazar horse nomads who thought that your religion was neat.
Post more Jewish qts plz
Why the fuck does there need to be a two state solution.
You won fair and square. You beat 4 local powers to shit. Egypt twice!
And people all over the world complain about jew consiracies and this happens. What the fuck. Why aren't you as big as you were in 1967! What the fuck!
3 different genetic studies disproving the silly khazar nonsense: >>39248997
>Why aren't you as big as you were in 1967! What the fuck
I hear you bro. Crypto-antiSemites hate to see us Israelis live here and prosper on this tiny bit of land and they want to make sure we'd be pushed to the ocean by the Arabs.
>and prosper on this tiny bit of land
You should have taken a slice of Germoney tbh, not some piece of shit strip of desert surrounded by a billion durka durka's
Hell the joos were even offered a portion of Northern Australia (the Kimberly iirc). Even that wouldn't have been as bloody awful
This right here is the only location for us. The Arabs are just a minor glitch which we were able to handle with for the last 70 years.
Can you explain to me why you would take a piece of shit desert land instead of you know some part of fertile america or let's say alaska or something. Hell even Greenland looks way better then Israel.
Your 'minor glitch' constitutes 2 million Arabs living within your very borders and a couple million more close-by who like to lob rockets at you and then another billion or so who would be more than happy to drive you all into the ocean at the first available opportunity.
The Middle-East is about the worst region on Earth you could possibly hope to live.
Some nations are proud of their old homeland, unlike ex-UK colonies like yourselves that begged to cut the cord for independence.
A decent challenge has made this land worthwhile and self-improving.
Nah we just removed them, you should try it
What's left of them constitute <1% of the population and of that more than half are so mix-raced to the point they're basically just Whiteys, pic related
Do you hate all arabs or just the muslim radicals?
Myself, as a descendent of a christian arab lebanese family, would be accepted if I wanted to move to Israel or people would throw stones at me on the street?
What is the favorite sport of Israelis?
Bunda or boobs?
pls continue to post those beautiful ladies! I'm only here for that!
>don't forget that we portuguese have jew blood and helped you before so don't send multiculturalism here pls!
The problem with most "normal Muslims" (not just in Israel, in France too) is that they always support radical Muslims, and see those as a superior version of themselves. So they're exactly as cancerous as the most radical Muslims in the end (and can turn full durka durka anytime).
AFAIK, only Black Muslims and ex-USSR Muslims are exceptions to this rule.
On the other hand, non-Muslim Arabs are based in general.
>It is our homeland according to that ancient book you probably have in your house.
Do people really believe this? and
>We remember you assisting Hitler like good sissyfaggots.
Why do you hate us so much?
>My grandparents are from Romania and Poland. Holocaust survivors.
Hey Muhammad, try not to lie and make up facts. It might help your arguments. Majority of Israel arent Ashkenazi but mizrahi and the lax jar theory has been disproven so long ago, anyone who even believed it in the first place is a compete idiot
>Do you hate all arabs or just the muslim radicals?
The Islamic nutbags of course.
>Myself, as a descendent of a christian arab lebanese family, would be accepted if I wanted to move to Israel or people would throw stones at me on the street?
Israel is safest place in the Middle East for anyone, regardless of religion. Democratic and secular.
>What is the favorite sport of Israelis?
Football and right after that basketball, tho we're the current basketball champions of Europe (Macabbi Tel Aviv).
>Bunda or boobs?
>In how much time you think Israelis could defeat ISIS if they were about to invade Israel?
Less then a week. See this: >>39237186
>Wanna join ISIS-chan ?
No, and it's embarrassing that you need to use cartoons because of your ugly Islamic people.
>He's a dumb paranoid Likud supporter.
Leftists like you can't comprehend the wisdom of the crowd. The largest party is the right party.
>Is it true that you're all 12 foot tall shapeshifting lizard poeple that feed on human sadness?
11 foot tall, and yes. :^)
>pls continue to post those beautiful ladies! I'm only here for that!
Sure thing bro.
>The problem with most "normal Muslims" (not just in Israel, in France too) is that they always support radical Muslims
This guy gets it.
>Do people really believe this?
We have archaeological proofs like ancient printed coins, the Western Wall, antiques, etc.
>Why do you hate us so much?
I have already answered that, Poland, pay more attention.
>Have you ever been to america?
Nope, my buddies just had a month-long tour around the USA, but I had to study for exams.
The one who's satisfied about his own.
>are we just npc's because you're gods' chosen people?
Unless /pol/ were constantly reminding us of that then we wouldn't even remember that trivia.
>Is it true that Palestinians scream like people when they're shot?
No, dead terrorists tend to scream something weird in Arabic and sometimes nothing at all.
>why are jews so successful outside of israel, but israel itself is actually not that richt?
Our economy has always been in a better shape then many Western European ones.
>Why did you guys cause 9/11
I'm pretty sure those were Islamic terrorists of Al-Qaeda.
>whats israeli opinon on greeks
We like them way better nowadays, ever since we started hating Turkey for assisting Palestinian terrorists.
"Tzadikim" literally means 'The Righteous'
>Hello I'm 1/16 sephardic can I come?
If it's through your maternal lineage then you're a legit Jew by law, and even if not you're still Jewish enough for us.
How many languages do you speak?
Also, unrelated but, how do you guys view black Africans that go to Israel, convert to Judaism and learn to speak Yiddish and/or Hebrew? Would you marry a black female with those attributes if you found her pretty?
>How do i bang jewish girls?
I've heard that being handsome, confident and fun might help.
>How many languages do you speak?
Fluently only 2- Hebrew and English, tho I know a bit Arabic and Spanish.
>how do you guys view black Africans that go to Israel, convert to Judaism and learn to speak Yiddish and/or Hebrew?
It's very uncommon but we if really want to be part of our tribe then we'd welcome you in open arms. Yiddish is a semi-dead language so you shouldn't learn it.
> Would you marry a black female with those attributes if you found her pretty?
I don't see why not. 2% of Israel's population are Ethiopian Jews and many girls are very pretty and fun.
>It's paternal, how do I prove it?
Show them your genetic skills of moneymaking. :^)
Thanks friend :^)
Should I learn hebrew or can I get along speaking english? I think I'll apply to some graduate schools in Israel.
Have you ever tasted pork? Kek I'm serious.
Either because you've wanted to know the taste or because someone sneaked it into your meal.
Also is there any butcher shop in Israel where pork is sold?
>Should I learn hebrew or can I get along speaking english?
Israelis are quite fluent in English, but knowing Hebrew would improve your experience. You can apply for free Hebrew lessons from the government.
>Have you ever tasted pork?
I have, we have several supermarkets that sell pork in Israel. Bacon is the only good form of it.
Why do Israelis have such as shitty reputation as travelers? In countries like India, Thailand, and Turkey, Israelis are always perceived by the local population as being distant, rude, and more interested in drugs than culture. This is especially true in India - been there, done that, and met a lot of Israeli pricks.
>Give Jews a slice of formerly German land
>Either force Germans already living there to leave, or force Jews to live right next to the people who just genocided them
>70 years later, literally the exact same problems we have now, except with a bunch of pissed off Germans looking for lebensraum
>Why do Israelis have such as shitty reputation as travelers?
Young travelers do like their foreign weed and like it now. :^)
>What's going to eventually happen to the West Bank?
Hopefully Jordan will annex it and its Palestinian resident. Israel already has a peace treaty with Jordan. Also, Jordan's population already has a Palestinian majority.
>I refuse to believe any of the women you have posted are Israeli
Tell me which one and I'll post her in IDF uniforms.
>I wasn't sure you hate goyim or just buttmad about holocaust
Israelis only hate Muslims. We do hold a grudge for the Nazis, but it's mostly in the past because most of them are already dead.
Current Germany along with its many Muslim Turks and such, is quite a funny thing to see.
not dinky by any means but I would have to say youre more likely to get hit with stray gang-related gunfire in a nigger gang infested city in the U.S. than getting hit by an onld ass non-guided rocket that's been buried in some Palestinian garden for fifty years. all comparisons aside, id like to say that I am pro-bibi and a republican. ;)
>Do jews really hate turks or is it because of erdogan in the past few years?
Turks were the ones electing their leader Erdogan so hate them all Islamic nutbags for supporting Palestinian terrorists.
>How come some many Jews in Europe are leftist, yet ones in Israel have better grip on the reality?
Minorities tend to be more SJW because they feel as outsiders. In Israel Jews are the majority and thus we don't have to be like them, and also in order to survive in the Middle East we must be strong and nationalistic.
> id like to say that I am pro-bibi and a republican. ;)
Greatest goy confirmed.
>Who's going to win the upcoming football match: Wales or Israel?
Pic semi related, it's the wife of one of team Israel's players.
When do you think people will forget about palestine? :^)
God gave the Israelites who have dark skin and black hair and eyes the right to live in Israel.
Why you Ashkenazim, Mizrahim, and Sephardim live in Israel now?
If you can live in Israel, American blacks also have to be able to live in Europe. American blacks have more European genes than your Israelite genes.
>>But that's after the war, isn't it? I'm more interested in how did they manage to survive the war.
>I can't recall that. It's too difficult for a grandson to ask his grandparents about Holocaust memories, or about their dead parents, I don't want them to cry.
HOW. EVERY NORMAL PERSON EVER HAS THE ABILITY TO RETELL STORIES. APART FROM THE FUCKING JEWS. AND THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. BUNCH OF BETA FUCKS. WAWAW MUH MEMORIES. PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD HAVE SUFFERED EXTREME ATROCITIES WHETHER PERSONAL, GENOCIDAL, WARLIKE OR ILLNESS. YET YOU FUCKING JEWS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, YET WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, IT SUDDENLY BECOMES ALL TOO MUCH AND OH WE ARE TEARFUL.
He didn't give it to skin or hair color. It's completely irrelevant.
He gave it to descendants of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Which we are.
BTW, King David had a ginger hair and green eyes.
>did somebody slip in the background and fall go boom on the deck?
It might be a human shark. :^)
>When do you think people will forget about palestine? :^)
As the singer Matisyahu once said "One Day"
>Why you Ashkenazim, Mizrahim, and Sephardim live in Israel now?
Because Jews are the descendants of the Israelites.
>muh capslock butthurt
That Turk should shave that pedo mustache ASAP.
This guy is correct.
Kek that random French-African is playing for an Israeli football team.
>As a secular country, when will you remove the star of David from your flag?
We are waiting for Norway, Sweden and Denmark to remove the Christian cross from their flags.
>Blue-eyed and blond people from Poland and Russia think they are descendants of Babylonian nomads
How did this even happen? What even gave these people that idea?
Officer, I swear I thought they're 18 :^)
He meant "Tsdokim", the guys who were in charge of the second temple towards the end, famous for perpetuating the killing of one guy called Jesus.
It has nothing to do with the bible though, just history.
>Why can't Jews build things or work?
Just from the top of my Israeli head- Galil, Desert Eagle, Tavor, Uzi, Iron Dome, USB Flash Drive.
>Do Jews believe numbers on a screen create wealth?
We believe that success breeds jealousy.
>can you rewrite it in latin? i want to piss off muslims
Aren't you Muslim as well, Indonesia?
What industries have israeli's built?
Why do I use 0 Israeli products, 0 israeli inventions, 0 israleli media etc...
>i'm one of the non-muslim speciments, care to proceed bung yahudi?
Zain = ישות
>Why do I use 0 Israeli products
How many USB Flash Drives do you own? Israeli licensed patent.
>0 israleli media
Have you ever watched a Marvel Studios film? The founder is an Israeli who served in the IDF.
Dark Knight Rises, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings