It sure is nice to be surrounded by so many friendly countries!
Upon reflection of recent events in Ukraine, I disagree with my government's actions regarding the annexation of that country's sovereign territory and its support of the separatists. Moreover, I don't believe Putin is a good leader because the isolation of Russia from the international community will harm our economy.
Things a Brit will never say:
>I'm proud of my history and heritage
>I wish I didn't suck so much Banker cock
>maybe a Finance-based economy isn't the best idea
>multicult is worst cult
>please, no more immigration
I look forward to a long-lived healthy life, unaffected by excess alcohol consumption and HIV AIDS, and a generous government pension fund which hasn't been given to Rosneft because sanctions are denying my country's most important companies the ability to finance themselves.
Lol you're right, I'm American. However, I'm not whatever guy you're referencing. I either joke the French for having a Frankenstein language, post in Spanish, or talk history.
How was today's curry ration?
I successfully completed a sentence in English or any other foreign language, with no missing or redundant words. Moreover, I didn't use a funny word order that made me sound like Yoda. Some of the stereotypes about Russia might have a piece of truth to them and while caricaturesque and exaggerated, they are basically correct if not completely accurate.
The irony. Our space program, and weaponized rockets ect got off the ground because of germans and jews
Doesn't matter though cause we're a melting pot and we make delicious America soup
>I hate Putin(in public)
We just recenlty have like 50 thousands in Moscow marching in the center and shouting that they hate Putin, so read less of your free press, lol.
We have like several millions of them
>communism was great
Millions would say and saying that
>yeltsin was great
No one would say this about this fucker.
>why can't we be more like America?
We already have macdonalds and burger king.
90's was a very prosperous period for Russia
I don't know what "Orthodoxy" is
I've never had kvass
There was never any smoking in the office
What is "soyuzmultfilm"?
No one in my family likes fish
We bought a dog instead of a pig and never feed it beer
My mother doesn't want a Mercedes
He's wrong you know
my grandfather died in his 60s after suffering 2 strokes and being completely paralyzed for a year
and my grandmother got cancer in her 60s
but is still alive because that woman is amazing and would have to get cancer twice to die
[spoiler]>tfw both grandfathers dead :([/spoiler]
Actually Russians are pretty good at math. During the 1980's the joke among American Math PHDs was that the Russians already discovered your thesis.
"We don't have a right to invade our neighbors"
I agree friends, history shows that we have mingled with our current fellow compatriots of Asiatic features and foreign worship. It is known that through Russian history, we have ventured north, assimilated the Finnic dispersed tribes, into SIberian and Kazan khanates, the Kazakh state and the Far East, looking for gold and timber, but finding appealing Asiatic women for our muzhnik pleasures. I accept that we are not fully Slavic and that we do not bear the absolute image of the Slavic people.
> I've never had kvass
> No one in my family likes fish
I fucking hate both fish and kvass.
*shakes head* Actually Russia does have a quite old population - slightly more than half of all Russians are over 50. There are also two particular age groups with abnormally low numbers - these are people in their 60s-early 70s because of the low birth rate of the WWII period and teens-early 20s because the Yeltsin years also had very low birthrates.
We truly apologise for 300 years of Imperialism and promise to change. We will shift the focus of our nation from expansion to civilisation building and surpass Japanese work efficiency and French sophistication to become the nation everybody in the world loves and looks up to.
God, how I wish this was the truth. All that land, all those resources, all that manpower...
>90% of the thread are outright insults based on stereotypes
I've never thought a thread on chinese imageboard can make me feel so bad. Russians really are aggressive, deluded, narrow-minded, self-abandoned, hateful muppets in the hands of its own war-oriented corrupted government. The worst part is that it's all about the people, not the economy, not the shitty geopolitic citation, not the climate, not us been stupid, it's about as enjoying being such jerks.
It's not like I haven't noticed this before, but been remained so suddenly of how bad we have it and how there's no escape for me gives me a sick feeling.
We shouldn't have threads like this.
W-we don't really mean it.
It's just bants.
>in Washington in 14 days
Our navy and air force are better than yours.
Try to do it by water and they're at the bottom of the ocean. Try to do it by air and they're shot out of the sky.
I'm not saying my country is a beacon of enlightenment and FREEDUMB :DDDD (see: PATRIOT Act, Iraq War, enhanced interrogation aka fucking torture, warrant-less wiretapping, etc the list goes on).
But in the US of A I can repeatedly criticize the government without getting murdered, have an election that isn't smoke and mirrors run by one man, and run a corporation with no fear that the government will steal it and imprison me. We're not perfect, far fucking from it, but to say that Russia and any Western democracy are the same is edgy bullshit. No offense
Hitler was kind of cool.
The USA tell the truth constantly and have a working democratic government.
I don't drink.
I love all non-russian citizens of my country.
We do care about the sanctions.
>have an election that isn't smoke and mirrors
>Russia > USA
my team already has a mid and carry players, so I'm gonna play support
>Rule of law is more important than having an extra mercedes
>A guy tried to bribe me the other day, I of course refused indignantly and reported him to the authorities
>Ukraine should be free to determine its own fate without our intervention
>Americans are not actually out to get us
>Balts and Poles are actually pretty cool
>Stalin was an evil man and Russia without communism would have been much better place.