>walk into your sisters room
>see this
what do?
>>26308903
"Sorry forgot to knock"
And shut the door.
The end.
wait for 404
>>26308903
"OH FUCK"
And shut the door.
The end.
>>26308903
join in
>>26308903
do people actually lick buttholes?
fucking nasty
germans are understandable, but civilized countries....
Close door and kneel beside my bed and prey to Jesus.
>>26308903
>Who are you people?! Where's my sister?!
>>26308980
no kidding, what the fuck is up with that? that's just repulsive and it nearly makes me gag. but i guess its better than japanese bodily fluid injestion fetish porn
>>26308980
It's a heat of the moment thing. Showering before planned sex is a must for it.
>>26308980
sometimes i lick my gfs ass
but shes obviously clean before we fuck
it doesn't smell or taste, its like licking your arm
>>26308980
>2014
>not wanting to lick a girl's nice and tight little butthole
how gay r u
>>26308903
I don't have a sister. Also bumholes aren't for tasting.
>>26308903
I can't get a hardon for anything but violence ever since the FBI closed down my escort site.
>>26309207
you especially like licking butts if girl has a penis, right? ;-)
>>26308903
*unzips dick*
Shout Allahu Akbar
Take a photo or two for blackmail purposes and quietly leave.
>>26309238
nah but i'd like to lick ur bumhole m8
>>26308980
Sometimes you're just super fucking horny and don't give a shit. The smell is faint and there isn't that much taste.
>>26308903
>what the fuck are those whores doing in my sister's room
>>26308980
Licking and sniffing a butt is the best part of sex, but you have to stick the tongue in the asshole, just licking it doesn't do much.
>>26308903
where is my sister
get out of my house
>>26309207
>>26309189
>implying all women are shaved
You guys aren't having sex with real women
i shout ”meh!”
and sister say ”oh!”
then i say ”meh! dick!” and shows dick.
and other girl say”its a dick!”
end.
>>26309363
Oh yeah, because the whore is usually in your mums room
>>26308903
>See strangers in my home
>Pull out my concealed carry, extended assault clip glockazine with heat seeking cop killing bullets
>Spray on full auto
>Get off on stand your ground laws
>>26309379
I've only licked 2 girls buttholes and they were both clean and properly shaven in the ass and puss. I would never lick a girl that had an asshole bush going on.
>>26309394
wish so. my mum is dead
>mfw
>>26309410
Will you lick MY asshole bush canada-kun~~~?
>>26308903
"Sister-anon-chan, where are you?"
>>26309389
That should be a book
Give them clothes and tell them that they can catch cold if they are going to stay like that for a long time.Next time if they want to do something like that better is to lock door and wear something on top.Before i leave i ask them are they want to drink some hot tea or coffe.
>>26309010
I chuckled
>>26309441
serbia confirmed for very nice guy.
Ask them if they watch My little pony.
"h-hi"
>>26309539
This
>>26308903
Come walking in with a bowl of boiled eggs and ask them if they want any.
>>26309539
y-you too
>>26308980
>germans are understandable, but civilized countries....
Well fuck you too.
>>26309625
Damnit Canada, quit being so polite, you have to make them eat the eggs because they're so distressed, right? I mean, if they've gotten to the point where they're eating assholes for food then they must be starving!
>>26308903
Call the police. Shit like this isn't allowed there and i'm a proper citizen.
b-but she poops from there
>>26308903
Bring maple syrup and tell them to put it on the asshole. It must be taste batter fufu
Call them faggots.
>>26308903
let my tentacle pet into the room secretly.
>>26308903
"I suggest you to try out my asshole girls. I just stuffed it with banannas"
>>26309804
Do you even have bananas in Rusia?
beat her, no faggots allowed inside my home
>>26310013
military reserves from 1965
http://4archive.org/int/res/26308903
>>26310101
gey
>>26308903
Did you post this on /a/ a while ago?
>>26308903
Will it still be gangrape if I rape three girls at once?
>>26310293
Who cares? It's a fact that 9 out of 10 people enjoy a good gang rape.
Faint
traumatized for life
>>26310293
It's yoga power rape
>>26310293
only if you hung them on a tree after
>>26309189
>>26309361
>>26309376
stare at them until someone tells me to fuck off
Wonder how I got a sister
>>26310464
ur dad buckcaked ur mom
>>26308903
make a thread on /int/ for live coverage
Buy a spycam and plant it in her room so it can record next time
would you guys fap to a video of your little sister having lesbian sex?
>>26310693
I'd be lying if I said no.
>>26310722
unfortunately this