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Sup guys, I'm making a project on phonetics and I need a record of this text read in cockney, your help will be much appreciated (you can record here http://vocaroo.com)
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I've had to buy some really expensive things for the kitchen - a fridge, a dishwasher and a cooker. I already had cutlery and cups and saucers, and my brother gave me some new plates and bowls. I had to get quite a lot of furniture, too. I didn't need a new bed, but I bought a nice old wooden table and some chairs for the sitting room. I had to do quite a lot of decorating. I've wallpapered the bedroom and painted the bathroom so far, but there's still quite a lot to do. But I'm in no hurry and I'm really enjoying it. It's great having my own place at last.
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>>67653338
Cockney is dead. Mayb there are a few old people that still speak it, but you won't find them on /int/.
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>>67653508
well, I had to try
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>>67653338
doesn't exist anymore
immigrants killed it
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What do you do on sundays?
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>>67653124
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Just staring at the screen waiting for the day to end.. What did you do today Iceland? Something interesting?
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>>67653124
Nothing.
As God wills it.
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paste anime pics onto argentine suns
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Has complaining a lot and having a pessimistic attitude ever gotten anyone a gf before?
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>>67652736
no, but it makes you feel better.
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>le gf le gf le gf
grow up
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>>67654862
How does complaining make people feel better? Isn't it just bad for your mood?
kurva anyátok
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Első az aranyos kutyusokért
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Pont most értem haza
Eljött a kakaó, kényelem és kpop ideje
KKK
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>>67652685
4csenes tapasztalataim alapján arra számítottam, hogy a farkas egyszercsak ráharap a helyeske arcára és szétmarcangolja. Kellemeset csalódtam hől.
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>It ish preshishly this capitalishtic ideology that hash made a mockery of chrishtianity in the mossht chrishtian weshtern democrashy *grabs shirt*. The holiday ish now characterished *rubs nose* by the perverted image of the chocolate egg, the bunny, the hunt, increasingly emerging *grabs nose* is the terrifying fact that americansh *grabs shirt* do not celebrate easter.
What did he mean by this?
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Christianity™ is getting too commercialized.
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>>67652309
>Have first lady of the president of the United States of America
Check.
>Have the president of UEFA.
Check.
>Have the president of UN.
Almost. Some Portuguese beat Slovenian candidate.
>Have world famous philosopher. One of a kind, the greatest mind since Aristotle.
Check.
Good times to be a Slovenian I'd say.
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underrated thread
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Who is the cutest politician in your cunt? Pic related is our (hopefully) 46th president.
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Why not Berny?
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>>67652164
He's not cute.
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She's hot, huh? Inés Arrimadas
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Who is your country's greatest inventor?
USA
Nick Tesla, the greatest American inventor
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UK
Nicholas Tassel, inventor of the fish and chip.
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>>67651828
Tonnie Bijlsma
Famous Dutch LGBT activist
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>fucked the world up (at least) twice
>got rid of our Jews
>came away with it
HAHAHAHA
As soon as foreigners think we are tolerant and open-minded people, we will pull another stunt.
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>>67651510
your government is in control of USA.
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>>67651648
>his government is controlled by a fucking tarot card reader
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>>67651648
I love shaman King.
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Why do americans prefer margarine over butter ?
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Easier to spread
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>>67651488
I find margarine nasty as hell and use butter exclusively
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>>67651537
easy-to spread-butter exists tho
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Why hasn't the USA addressed its nigger problem?
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not much of a problem since they only account for 11% of the population
they don't vote
and they get routinely slaughtered every few years
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>living in a state where blacks are the smallest portion of the population
>beautiful, peaceful Asian people outrank their numbers
Fuck yes.
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We tried to, but the yank cucks started the war of northern aggression to save black people.
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What do people living in the old world think of their colonies or former colonies?
What do the people of the new world think of their colonizers?
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>>67651210
>Azerbaijan
>Arabic
What the fuck am I seeing
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>>67651210
Argentina is the only one cool down there. Argentinians in Spain are good and polite people, but the Peruans, Bolivians, Ecuatorians... are just trash. The young ones are always doing bullshit with their ''gangs''.
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I like Portugal :3
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Austrians, tell me about this man.
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>>67650264
the next step after Brexit and Trump.
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>>67650264
literally a nazi
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>>67650264
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>See this
>what do?
fall to me knees and worship her
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>>67650232
copulate with her with my big black cock alright
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>abortion.webm
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>>67650232
what a waste of a good watermelom
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Autumn 2016 Economic Forecast
Anonymous
2016-11-20 16:21:05
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>You are shithole
>Will 2017 be a good year for you?
>Grease
>Yes
http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/eu/forecasts/2016_autumn_forecast_en.htm
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> Norway
> It doesn't fucking say, but I assume it's good as always
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>>67650157
>Finland
>No as expected
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>>67650222
shoo shoo this thread is for people who actually have to work for money not use infinite money cheat codes.
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Why dont americans have metal roofs?
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>>67650122
I thought Finland wasn't a poor country like Brazil...
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>>67650122
We do on some houses
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>>67650193
But only poor people put stones on their roof