Hi,
I want to get my degree in Portugal and maybe live there. I am half Portuguese but dont speak the language or able to get direct citzenship(long story)
I want to study computer science.
Can anyone from Portugal give me some advice in this and if it would be a good idea? I head your economy is not so good so I dont know.
thank you :)
>>70009027
Don't.
Just stay where you are. Or where live is really taking you. Stop being a faggot.
>>70009105
life*
>>70009105
why do you say this? I really like the country. I have some family here and its cheap.
Record yourselves you autists.
English for tonight :
>Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio.
>Few men possess sufficient flexibility and penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend.[1] However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio.[5] Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.
Vocaroo never die
Thanks rusbro.
>>70009532
I'm too lazy to record something. Why all died?
what's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
sea urchin
would not recommend
ur mum's snatch
>>70110370
Your mum's cunt.
You are walking in the forest and this motherfucker ambushes you behind the bushes and bites straight in to your head.
What do you do?
Drift peacefully into the abyss because I know my people have made this fucker extinct before and they will do it again.
>tfw got bluff charged by a huge bear this autumn
bears are secretly bitches
>>70007894
>What do you do?
Do Americans really do this?
i havent taken my shoes off since 2002
>>70007655
What about nails, smell, hygiene and socks?
>>70007778
microwave it
Let's discuss Chinese TV.
>>70007563
let's not.
I prefer that you talk about your sex life OP.
>>70007590
Would it be harder to survive in the Sahara desert or Antarctica?
>>70007243
In sahara you fight with hot during day and cold during night. No water and almost no food source. But you can make your own state and declare indenpendency and revolution once you gather enough sandnigger.
In antarctica you fight with cold all time and almost no food source. But you can make iglu and snowman before you freeze to death and date penguin waifu.
I think sahara is harder.
>>70007243
No, very easy
Sahara is full of Italian looking people who kill you in the name of Allah.
Antarctica is full of pingouins.
What does /int think of this movie?
>>70007215
like every other skinhead movie its full of shit. maybe beside Romper Stomper and This is England
>>70007215
Great acting.
>>70007283
Skinhead movie? Wasn't the movie pretty grey and didn't directly take sides
Why are Dutch women like this?
>>70110289
Useful idiots
Dutch women do their bid for the country and people? Not bad imhotep
>>70110289
Nazis must have been desperate as fuck.
Also stupid.
Edizione DOVE CAZZO SONO I BRASILIANI PORCA MADONNA
>¿Qué es /esplusita/?
/esplusita/ es un general para hablar espanhol, portugués e italiano y tentar entenderse mutuamente
>Español y Portugués tienen una similitud léxica del 89%
>Español y Italiano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMzM-s1ng7k [Embed]
Si no conoces alguna palabra, google te ayudara
Nació muerto.
non c'è nessuno, provo a rifare il filo domani o dopodomani
POSTEM AS PRINCESAS
Greggio edition
>>69909061
é lui?
>>69909061
The colour is a bit off on your flag lad
>>69909061
Ottima edizione
does your country eat sweet potatoes?
yes
Yes. 10$ / kg
>>70007088
no
what are they like?
>>70007088
We originated them, ironically enough we only eat them very rarely as a sweet treat.
Salam alaykum to any muslim brothers and sisters in Islam, and those interested in learning about the faith of Allah subhanna wa ta ala as taught to us by his prophets.
La illaha illa Allah Muhammad Rasul Allah
>>70110265
>>/pol/
>>70110265
Salam alaykum and a mahatma gandhi to you as well, brother
Kurwa lads a ate entire fookin donner and theres still cheese burger to go
can you stuff yourself up for 6 quids in you are a country?
>>70007001
>kurwa lads
I wonder who is behind this thread...
>>70007001
I usually never eat junk food and don't even know cheap prices for stuffing my face cheap but I have a place near my house that sells 1 rotisserie chicken + 2 liters of coke/fanta + 1 large bag of chips for 12/15€.
>>70007001
I don't like seafood, sorry
Denmark, Finland and Sweden&Norway are the most perfect country in the world.
Why they hate their country?
I hate the people living in it.
>>70006812
Because they're spoiled whiny bitches
>>70006882
This. Can't stand the retarded fucks I have to share air with.