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>Be me
>13
>really enjoy airsoft
>have a small group of friends, most of which play airsoft
>Really short kid starts bullying me
>Dont mind
>Starts kicking
>Short kid thinks his kicking hurts
>One day
>With friends
>Short kid cuts me with a fucking dagger
>Tell the principal but doesn't believe
>Even after I show big ass gash on my hip
>Just thinks I accadentally cut myself because principal likes kid (Not in a pedo way)
>Buy Airsoft Tokyo Marui M870 (Shotgun)
>Notice kid starts following me home (I walk home cause school is so close)
>wtf.jpeg
>One day, leave garage door open
>Lock second door that goes into the house
>You think I left that open on accadent dont you?
>Go around to back
>Kid is trying to pick lock I guess
>Just fucking putting an unfolded paper clip into the lock
>Ok?.jpeg
>Grab pre-placed M870 on side of house
>go back to garage
Keep in mind this kid is making to much noise to hear this
>Shut garage
This is where the fun begins
>Get m870 & M1911 tac and go to locked door
>Kid is trying to reach the open button but is to short
>Pump shotgun
>Kid thinks its a real shotgun
>Can see his life flash before his very eyes
>Shoot this fucker 30 times before I open the garage & go back inside
>Kid moved fucking schools
Keep in mind that that gun shot 6 pelets at once
>Hope you enjoied the time I taught this kid not to fuck with people
Sorry if there are any errors, I type really fast.
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tremendous post i read it
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proofreading cost nothing
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>be me
>wake up
>want to die
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>The Foreign Service Institute (FSI) has created a list to show the approximate time you need to learn a specific language as an English speaker. After this particular study time you will reach “Speaking 3: General Professional Proficiency in Speaking (S3)” and “Reading 3: General Professional Proficiency in Reading (R3)”
>Category I: 23-24 weeks (575-600 hours)
Afrikaans
Danish
Dutch
French
Italian
Norwegian
Portuguese
Romanian
Spanish
Swedish
>Category II: 30 weeks (750 hours)
German
>Category III: 36 weeks (900 hours)
Indonesian
Malaysian
Swahili
>Category IV: 44 weeks (1100 hours)
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Burmese
Croatian
Czech
*Estonian
*Finnish
*Georgian
Greek
Hebrew
Hindi
*Hungarian
Icelandic
Khmer
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Macedonian
*Mongolian
Nepali
Pashto
Persian (Dari, Farsi, Tajik)
Polish
Russian
Serbian
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Tagalog
*Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
*Vietnamese
Xhosa
Zulu
>Category V: 88 weeks (2200 hours)
Arabic
Cantonese (Chinese)
Mandarin (Chinese)
*Japanese
Korean
* Languages preceded by asterisks are usually more difficult for native English speakers to learn than other languages in the same category.
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the difficulty of Japanese's is the complexity of the variation of how to write
We often use four way of writing,and we mix them to represent one phrase.
In addition,chinese character play a very important role in my language so learning writing Japanese is too difficult.
Merely speaking it is not as difficult as writing
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http://allthearabicyouneverlearnedthefirsttimearound.com/p3/p3-ch3/arabic-numbers/
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>>71830938
Take off the proxy you fucking tool. Not even Japanese natives are this delusional in regards the difficult of Japanese for gaijin.
Why are Canadians so polite?
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Shut the fuck up Jap cunt
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>>71829857
Sorry I didn't mean that
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Because fuck you that's why.
Tell your people to stop coming to my town and fishing on the bridge or else we will start pushing you off again.
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Why doesn't America allow Poland, Croatia, Bulgaria and Romania to enter its visa waiver program?
Why does it let every other EU nation enter the program EXCEPT those five?
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guess what country they border
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>>71829716
our passport wasnt so hard to obtain (i know it used to be like that, not sure anymore)
and it might lead to national security problems
some muslims from bosnia have it
some criminals have from the balkans had it
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I'm surprised we still have a visa waiver program.
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>portuguese language option
>Brazilian flag on it
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>French language option
>never any Québécois or Canadian flag on it
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>>71829516
good
that's the way it should be, it's called french not fucking american
you have no idea how much i get triggered by the stars and stripes for """english"""
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>>71829531
Oh see, can you see...
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Japanese posters of /int/ what is the culture of 2chan like? is it as bitter and cynical as 4chin?
私の日本語はかなり悪い、ごめんなさい。
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>>71829438
>non Japs blocked from 2channel
What are they so scared of?
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Why is Guyana so sad? :(
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didn't an american cult contribute to skyrocketing their suicide rate?
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>>71829373
unrelated
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How about us :( ?
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>18C in antarctica
g-guys should we do something?
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Global warming is a zionism ruse.
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>florida starts sinking into the ocean
alright let's ride this for just a bit more before we do anything
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>>71829249
No.
Trump said that global warming was fake news.
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>Australia in before holland, Portugal, Austria, and Sweden
Okay.
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>>71829105
>Sweden
>In at all
Okay.
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>any country at all
Okay.
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>>71829105
>video games
why don't you go jogging or something.
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Does this even exist?
Tell us about it
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strong taste
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it used to
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reminder
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reminded
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I forgot
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reminder
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Post your spurdos, I haven't browsed 4chan in 2 years and want to see if there have been any good OC lately
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I only have 2 spurdos
this one
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>>71828706
sadly not as big as it used to be on here
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>>71828740
and this one
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Spurdo edition
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Koreans are Gook
Chineses are Chink
Japaneses are Japs
Sino-Japanese are Chaps
Sino-Koreans are Gink
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post sprudos
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ITT: Post the ugliest human being from your country
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>>71828535
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Are we Britain's favorite son? Are we France's favorite son?
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Britain hates us because we surpassed them but still secretly proud in some sense.
The UK likes Canada and Australia because they were so loyal but doesn't respect them. The UK outwardly hates the US, but ultimately respects us because we're so successful.
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>>71828186
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diaspora
Australia #1