I was in kyoto on a business trip last month (I'm a buyer at an import foods warehouse) I was there for one week. We met with some manufacturers ect ect so we could work out import deals. Everywhere I went in that city i would catch women eyeing me. Me and the owner of my company were at a bar the second night enjoying ourselves and having small talk when he notices a group of very cute young ladies checking us out from the other side of the bar, probably because our owner is 6ft 6 and weight lifts but whatever. he bought them some drinks and they came over to our table to meet us. They spoke very broken English but you could still understand them just fine. long story short we both took one of them to our separate hotel rooms and fucked the shit out of them. i am still in contact with her and now i have a jap waifu. Why the fuck doesn't this ever happen to me in America??? Japan is like the white mans dreamland. WHY CANT I HAVE THIS IN AMERICA!?
>>71943974
Jap males will not fuck them so it up to foreigners to sexually satisfy their women.
>>71943974
Because this didn't actually happen, nice bait though
>>71944074
oh it happened. we will actually be going back in like 6 or 7 months.
:^)
I love how Germany is 0.01 cm off from being dark red. Clearly made by a Frenchman.
you are gonna get banned
>>71943075
I have a small penis
What is your favorite Eastern European country? :^)
>>71941555
Slovenia
Finland
>>71941555
Slovenia. it's right on your pic
Nicest posters to meanest posters by country:
--------- Top tier -------
1. Finland(nicest people on this board)
2. Germany
3. Poland
4. Canada
--------- Power gap ---------- OK tier
5- Russia
6. Belgium
7. Chile
8. New Zealand
9. Brazil
10. USA
11. UK
----------- Mean faggots tier -----------
12. Italy
13. Australia
14. Sweden
15. France
16. Netherlands
17. Mexico
18. Spain
---------- Disgusting tier --------
19. Japan
20. South Korea
21. Israel
22. India
>poopland
yeah sure
el rediturro>>71941303
otra lista en que no figuro
http://online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3007
TEST YOUR SKILLS
>>71940696
>Turkey
>Europe
Man the capitals are harder
The fuck is pristina?
>>71940696
It took me a few second to choose if i placed Roachland(who is not in Europe) or not
>Be American
>Build a huge city of 4 million people in the middle of desert.
The Los Angeles area was producing literally 25% of the world's oil in the early 20th century, that's why it grew so fast when it's in the middle of the desert. It was basically the Dubai of the West.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Los_Angeles
Perfect climate, desu senpai uggu kawaii doggo.
Nothing wrong with building LA there. Just get the libcucks out.
>>71933106
fun fact: we build things to cover/hid our oil pumps from plain sight
Mexico
How would you feel if the whole North america balkanized like the pic related. Would this make america great again?
>the majority of the continent is white people
Really makes me think
>>71928212
it would make the world safe again
>>71928212
Montana does not belong in the green
>invited to have dinner with an american family living in Buenos Aires
>"what do you wanna have for dinner?"
>I eat almost exclusively cow so I say "uhm, I don't know, steak?"
>dinner is ready
>stake is raw
>ask if they can cook it properly
>5 minutes later they bring it back
>still raw
>another 5 minutes
>the steak is unironically fucking raw
>at this point I'm getting angry so I think I might as well just eat otherwise things might get lively
>there's no fucking bread
>ask for some
>they don't seem to comprehend such a simple request
>"bread pls"
>someone goes to the kitchen, absolutely perplexed
>comes back with some pre cut sandwich bread
>whatthefuckisthis.daguerreotype
>everyone's drinking coca-cola
>they start eating
>ask if they got their wine confiscated or something
>"there's just coke"
>tell them it's alright and I'll have some orange juce then
>"there's just coke"
>decide to shut up and just eat for the rest of the evening to be polite
>dessert is basically a bag of sugar covered in chocolate
>get diabetes and food poisoning
>spend the rest of the week on the toilet
why is american """culture""" so vile?
they're already in your country argie, why didn't youself teach those sharts how to cook assado (also, a fried of mine that went to the usa said the coke on their country taste much worse than what's avaliable here in la)
>>71923725
>goes to dinner
>behaves like a rude fuck
dont you have any manners?
what was the point of making this up
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>71922911
乳があればなんでもいいです
んoレa
>可愛いギャル彼女がいないのあの気持ち
もう生きたくない
>What language are you learning?
>Share language learning experiences!
>Help people who want to learn a new language!
>Find people to train your language with!
>Language learning resources:
http://4chanint.wikia.com/wiki/The_Official_/int/_How_to_Learn_A_Foreign_Language_Guide_Wiki
http://www.duolingo.com/
>Duolingo is a free language-learning platform that includes a language-learning website and app, as well as a digital language proficiency assessment exam. Duolingo offers all its language courses free of charge.
>>>/t/746368
>Torrents with more resources than you'll ever need for 30+ languages.
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B9QDHej9UGAdcDhWVEllMzJBSEk#
>Google Drive folder with books for all kinds of languages.
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/oldfsi/index.html
>Drill based courses with text and audio.The Foreign Service Institute (FSI) is the United States federal government's primary training institution for employees of the U.S. foreign affairs community.These courses are all in public domain and free to download.Site may go down sometimes but you can search for fsi on google and easily find a mirror.
https://www.memrise.com/
>Free resource to learn vocabulary, nice flash cards.
https://lingvist.com/
>It's kinda like Clozemaster in the sense that you get a sentence and have to fill in the missing word, also has nice statistics about your progress, grammar tips and more information about a word (noun gender, verb aspects for Russian, etc.)
ankisrs.net/
>A flash card program
https://www.clozemaster.com/languages
>Clozemaster is language learning gamification through mass exposure to vocabulary in context.Can be a great supplementary tool, not recommended for absolute beginners.
https://tatoeba.org/eng/
>Tatoeba is a collection of sentences and translations with over 300 hundred languages to chose from.
radio.garden/
>Listen to radio all around the world through an interactive globe
>>71919037
http://pastebin.com/erQ4tFqP
>Few more resources that didn't fit into OP
I'm going to start studying Linguistics next year and I had to pick a second major so I went with East Asia studies, which includes learning a language: Japanese, Mandarin, Hindi, Classical Chinese, or Sanskrit. I am probably going to pick Japanese because I'm a weeb, but Sanskrit is tempting purely from a linguistic perspective since I don't care about Buddahism that much, and of course everyone tells me to pick Mandarin because the language of the future meme.
What do you think, /lang/?
This thread is suffering these days
>>71919270
Well, we cannot be sure if Mandarin is really going to be the lingua franca of the future. I wouldn't learn this language based on this assumption
Now, between Japanese and Sanskrit will be a matter of which culture and language you like the most and/or which one will be more beneficial for your study and work.
I'd also pick Japanese, but I'm a weeb as well.
sportslige jenter-utgaven
>>71852694
forste for totalt spioner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFalZ7ey484
Dette er hvordan det foles å være meg
Cornucopia of Resources / Guide
Read the guide before asking questions.
http://djtguide.neocities.org/
Special /int/ FAQ:
>What's the point of this thread?
For learners of Japanese to come and ask questions and shitpost with other learners. Japanese people learning English can come too I guess.
>Why is it here?
The mods moved us here and won't let us go anywhere else.
>Why not use the pre-existing Japanese thread?
The cultures are completely different.
>Go back to /a/
There's the door
Last thread:
>>71764889
>つっかえて動かなくなっちゃったんです・・・
What did she mean by this? Specifically, what does なっちゃった mean? It's some conjugation of なる, but what does it specifically mean?
I started making a new OP image but the new thread went up before I finished, so I guess I'll just post it anyway.
South Korean plastic edition
hello?
>>71863804
disgusting
It's finally the weekend. I had a very busy but very profitable work week.
Does anyone want to smell my finger?
/china/ edition
hey
shit fucking edition
fuck off nonce
hey