>dude that's a good drawing! >can you draw me?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM

>>3011176
beta fags being mad when they finally get attention.

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>I love your drawings dude!
>my friend jeff is actually seeking an artist to commission, would you be interested?

>>3011217
If you're upset by that you're probably retarded

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>hey anon, that drawing is great
>I would love to buy it from you to frame it and hang it on my wall

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>Wow, that's an amazing drawing
>Would you like to draw me naked tonight at my place?
Hate it when this happens

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>Hey anon this looks pretty good
>I'm a talent scout looking for potential candidates to pick up, are you available for an interview right now?
Ugh

>wow girl, nice dabs
>wanna come work at world of warcraft? we have a 50/50 male female policy and we are all out of female
>sigh

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>anon, you're my favourite child and draw so well
>why don't you put your drawing up on the fridge for grandma to see?

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>Hey son, whatcha drawing there?
>I'm drawing my dick out

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>Wow anon! That's amazing!

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>Good morning, anon
>Have a lovely day

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>hi

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>hey anon, could you------

[Insert joke belittling thread here]

[Add file of disgruntled animal and/or human being to represent displeasure with satirical statement]

Almost forgot i was on /ic/ for a second there.

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>Hello

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>greetings

>>3011283
I actually think she's pretty attractive.

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>>3011176
>dude, you drew such a pretty car
>can you draw me?
>if you are going to say no I will make sure you will feel like shit the whole day and still ask you 3 more times by the end of it unless you tell me one loudy NO
>after which I will have a reason to call you a jerk

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>Oh wow that's-

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>>3011329
>and don't forget we are cousins
>so I'll make sure we repeat the whole process at the next family meting

wish this was from my imagination and not from my memory

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>hey anon thats such a good drawing!
>Same person: Everything I draw sucks. I wish I was as good as you, I'm a terrible artist :')

Is everyone in this thread a girl?
Please post pussy spread

>>3011274
What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

>>3011316
then I have some bad news for you anon...

>wow anon youre so good...
>...
>me: uhhh... you okay?
>your drawing just makes me so sad

K well what the fuck am i supposed to do there.

>>3011453
>Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
literally communism

>be young pioneer
>walking down the street, minding my own business
>meet with 2 compatriots
>shouldn't you be in school/ at work?.jpg
>receive a job
>that or lager

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>>3011473
>literally communism

>>3011467
What's the bad news? She's older than 12?

>>3011473
Although it is a rather cool story (read: fantasy), initially I thought that lager means beer. The realization was both funny and unfunny at the same time.

>>3011217
stupid post, kys

>>3011544
>read: fantasy
idk how much of it it's fantasy, but that's what my parents told me communism was like before `89 here in romania. Everybody had a house, everybody had a job, nobody was allowed to own farming land or enterprises, everybody having some money but nothing to do with them most of the time since there was little you could buy in stores, there were no homeless ppl because there was enough room for everybody in prisons, you were not allowed out at night, electricity was cut off at 8-9 pm, heavy censorship for anything which didn't kiss the ass of the power, you know, stuff like that.

>>3011756
Holy shit, this is fucking amazing. Why would do away with communism? This sounds great. Jesus, people are insane to not want this.

>>3011758
because it fails every time

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>"Draw me a tattoo, man!"

>>3011876
don't ever let anyone see you drawing in a mental hospital

they'll ALL want tattoos for fuckin free

>>3011217
NAMMA JEFF

>>3011453
Best Simpsons episode

>"Anon can you draw me?"
>"Anon can you draw me?"
>"Anon can you draw me?"
>"Anon can you draw me?"
For the entire month.

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>Hey anon i love your drawing
>youre really an inspiration to me, you've saved me from suicide twice now

>>3011176
flash me

>>3012621
>immediately stop drawing
>resume once they finally of themselves

>>3012621
I never thought cartoon porn could be so inspirational

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>hey anon thats pretty good
>but who is it supposed to be?

>>3011176
>not drawing other people to study
> not gonna make it.

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>hey anon thats a nice drawing
>would you be interested in doing paid artwork for my AAA title over at Ubisoft?

why cant they just hire some ass artist from deviant art, holy shit its not that hard to find someone

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>i love you anon and your drawings
>do you want me to suck your cock and call your daddy while you read from loomis?

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>Great drawing, anon! You're pretty talented!
>Since 1957 the aliens have secretly been in contact with the US government and we are trying to work together to try to develop a common language. Every decade their spaceship descends in Nevada in an effort to communicate. We want you and your art to represent us as the Ambassador of Earth of 2017 because we believe that your art is so far above humanity that it transcends the boundary of language.
Umm, no thanks?????

>That's a really photorealistic pencil portrait drawing dude!
>I can give you a free beer if you draw my kid like that!

Local bar. ^

>I like your drawings but why do you always have to draw all these monsters and orcs and knights and shit? Draw something nice like birds! I love Birds!
>I want to get into the concept art/fantasy illustration industry...
>Oh that's cool! My cousin loves video games and blah blah blah... What's concept art? Is it like graphic design?

Everybody else... ^

>>3011876

This! Fucking this! "I'll give you like 10 bucks". Fucking kill yourself!

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>>3011238
>I would love to buy it from you to frame it and hang it on my wall
>the piece he is talking about is furry porn