Draw your ideal gf/bf /ic/.

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>>2990822

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>>2990822
I'm already married why would I want a gf

>Draw your ideal gf/bf /ic/
Did you mean to also include your ideal /ic/?

>>2990822
>what theme or subject would you like to draw together today?
>i'll just tell them you are busy
>ofcourse you can undress me, play with my body and press on me like trying to melt together
>can we drop by the art supply shop on our way back?
>is your turn or mine to play with the kids today?
>check out this cool artist I found the other day
>would you like the chocker, stockings or cat ears?

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>>2990822
why in the world would you ever want a gf/bf?
someone explain to me how being obligated to spend time with someone be fulfilling in any way

>>2990942
you will get it when you will meat somebody with which it does not feel an obligation to spend your time with

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>>2990822
>doesn't automatically say papa vilppu
>feel his form

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dis my ideal bf ty

>>2990942
love literaly acts like a drug

>>2991017
hey that's me exactly if you ignore the beard, average dick and fucks good

>>2991035
I'll paint u

Isn't this the base of most "OC"s?

>draw some hunk
>someone asks me to tell her a little about him
>mumble about him being a strong warrior type
>she says "oh that's your ideal partner? someone who would protect you?"
>mind fucking blown

I never though of it that way, then realized I designed him with the idea of things I find attractive. She read right through my teenage-self, even though I wasn't looking for relationships back then and don't have much interest in them now, things slipped through.

>>2991017
Good taste, kek.

>>2991035
just missing the
>nice bear
tho I don't know how good I would be at
>makes me cry
>fucks me good

>>2991017
>5'7
lel manlet

>>2991062
I'm 5'7 i just want someone taller than me

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She wears ridiculously high waisted jeans, has a stupid haircut and isn't lazy when drawing hands

>>2991070
you forgot to tell us what she usually says

>>2990873
>not merc_wip
You failed.

>>2991067
lmao even faggots want taller partners now?

>>2991075
Her big lips prevent any word from leaving her mouth.

>>2991081
I'm str8

>>2990822
This homosexual fantasy picture of your idealized gay partner is shameful and the fact that you feel neither regret nor shame at making and uploading it tells me that you need to re-examine what you're doing with your life.

>>2991093
I don't believe you, post self-portrait

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I'm taking applications.

ideal husbando is 2D
draw them anyway?

>>2990939
good taste

>>2990873
best taste

>>2991142
NOICE

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>>2991142
>christian

>>2991017
>beard
lol
shit numale type

>>2991142
>mfw i actually had someone like that
>mfw she set the bar so high no other girl has even a chance
feelsbadman

>>2991017
>white
why live

>>2991119
i'm pretty sure it's Vetyr

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>>2991119
im a baby

>>2991198
Kek you got me good

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>>2990822
I just inserted my bf because he is my ideal 100 percent.

>>2991198
i like your weird color palette. post another one pls

>>2991408
>> doesn't lay on my hair
I lol'd.
Then I got kinda sad.

>>2991408
why are you describing me?

>>2991408
Oy vey.

>>2991431
Muh 6 gorillion

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>>2990822

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>>2990822

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>>2991415
no

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>>2990822
Sorry for the low fidelity; I drew this a long time ago and the dimensions were quite small; it's only possible for me to do this with the software I own, got all pixelated

Anyway

>>2991495
I'd feel so insecure dating someone who's better at me at the thing I'm best at. Sorry, but you're eliminated.

>>2991514
no come back cause I dont really paint anymore, u can get better than me

>>2991408
eskimo kisses are 11/10

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Something like this

>>2991572
is that a manly woman or a feminine man or a xe/xer

>>2991584
I like guys with long eyelashes and thicc eyebrowns.

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i guess

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I can only dream

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>>2991660
You have no taste, this is the ideal partner.

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>>2991640

>>2991017
are you kidding or not with the stuff about slapping, not texting, and making you cry? It sounds like a joke but I'd put nothing past girls anymore

>>2991738
Kidding about not texting and making me cry, serious about being slapped
During sex
Also aggressive sex
Ty

>>2991142
so you want one of those small baptist black girls who takes the virginity pledge?

>>2991785
Do you have experience? Sounds like you can drop me a few redpills. Though the anime voice and ojousan attire sets the bar to impossible anyway.

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-cute
-asian
-looks 12 but probably isn't
-smug

>>2991877
fuck this looks too much like 12 year old me

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>>2991894
Why do you attention-whore if you won't prove it?

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>>2991920
o-okay

>>2991977
go men ah sigh

>>2991746
what about butt stuff tho?

>>2991173
I'm pretty sure it's not vetyr, they have better values and edges than that.

>>2992036
Butt stuff also
>>2992039
Vetyr paints better than me and also she's younger I luv her she's great

>>2991017
this sounds exactly like a canadian friend of mine

>>2991877
blog?

>>2991171
Welcome to foreveraloneland. If someone gets even close to replace her you'll boycott anyway because of the precious memories.

>>2991514
pussy, so insecure can't date somebody better than you?

>>2991572
justin trudeau?

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>>2991714
Can we be friends

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>>2991454

>>2991017
>the end of that list
good kek, thank you

>>2992130
Relax mate I'm just kidding. If I wouldn't date somebody better than me then there would be no one for me to date.

>>2992191
Well he is very sexy.

>>2991495
Ahhh, do you have a blog or insta?

>>2992674
i do not

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Time to kill myself.

>>2991572
Moot?

>>2990873
Same...I'm already married and drawing my ideal person would just have me drawing my husband.

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>>2991444
lul

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A man can dream

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no bully

>>2993224
This is depressing

>>2993331
fucking hot. I wish I could be that for you. I always liked girls that have fetishes a little more out there than normal

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>>2993339
There is no exit.

>>2991454
>>2992234
LMAO What the fuck?
I'm a hundred percent sure babies can't dance like this.

>>2990942
Cuddles

>>2993352
feels

>>2993224
Despite the lazy art, this is the most realistic thing on this thread

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>>2990822
This

>>2993331
This, actually. Well met.

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why are so many good online artists women? are women just better at drawing? then why are the most famous artists men? were they just the exception to the rule?

also post your gender and a drawing you have made if possible

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Too bad i don't have a basement where i live

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>tfw married to best boy

>>2991495
lea?

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maybe something like this, blonde girls are my weakness.

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nobody drew any fat people
I wonder how many fat people drew
Relly makeS u think

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>>2990822

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>>2994105
Fatty here

>>2991572
I would look sexy with hair like that, but I don't have those wavy hair genes, so I just look like a fucking retard when I try to grow my hair out.

>>2994221
I'm afraid I'm gonna need a blog there anon. very tasty stuff

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>>2994234
No blog cause I don't exist

>>2994244
anon your colors are amazing

>>2994221
you look like you like being strangled while making some sweet love

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>>2994248
ty

>>2994244
moar

>>2994257
Won't post more till I get cute bf to paint

>>2994221
T H I C C

>>2994221
you remind me of my economics teacher who as the rumours say lives with her mother

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>>2994269
Sadly that's not me and this is me

>>2994271
You'er fucking amazing

Teach me your ways, master

>>2994271
I thought you said you were a baby

>>2994272
I will teach u if you let me paint you
Nakey
Need to practice more cute ppl
Also sorry for self whoring and shit

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>>2994273
Tru this is me
With a 5head

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>>2991640
so... coop?

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This is my ideal bf...

i just want a carbon copy of myself but only better at drawing than me

>>2993352
hot>>2994109
LL
>>2993331
So basically a human cockaroach...

>>2993328
That`s almost me
but I don`t like to cuddle

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I'm way too selfish to maintain an actual relationship. I've tried a good amount of times with varying types but I value myself and my own time much more. But if given a ideal choice I'd just go with an android maid.
>cooks
>cleans
>fucks
>when not needed can be deactivated

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>>2993331

This is pretty much me except for the 9 feet tall, laying egg, cockroach man thing. I also don't smell like wet soil.

I fucking love Shin Megami Tensei though. It's all I play anymore. Damn good taste anon.

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I feel very lucky :^)

>>2994053
wtf is cute eyes?

>>2991877
fucking answer you piece of shit i want to see more of your art.

>>2994778
This is basically me. Except for kind eyes and caring personality.

>>2994615
I also never committed to a relationship because I value my time too much

wouldn't somebody who does the same be good for us? basically each one understand the other and there would be no ''you never spend time with me''

each one does their job, together or not, and meat for short periods of time

>>2991081
Fucking Kys fag

>>2994932
2tallfag detected

>>2993224
>Satoriuos
Loomis would kill you

>>2993331
>bugman bf
best taste

>>2994566
I don't think the point is the amount of cuddles, but being in sync when it comes to affection... good to know you exist tho T.T

>>2993331
Move to turkey

>>2995346
lol go away /pol/

>>2993331
somebody watched district 9

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>>2994278
how do you draw good round eyes?
i always draw mine in a V or oval shape to make it easier on me

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>>2995299
Nice dubs.
But how about you tho?
I really don't care how you look as long as we can agree on a political basis.
Are you a guy or a girl?
Do you speak German?

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well, I'm not too good at explaining things, but I'd suggest looking and studying how other painters/artists draw eyes, just practice more anatomy, keep your form nice and simple and round, i wish I could explain better I'm sorry

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>>2995450
>Are you a guy or a girl?
Guy
>Do you speak German?
Just the bad names the nazis used against Hellboy. Other than that, Portuguese and English

I personally don't think that similar political inclinations are important, but I'm very sorry anon

>>2995458
This is great, anon. Do you think you could post your brush settings?

>>2991017
wew you've described me and the little drawing even matches

Are you a qt gurl?

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>>2995693
here u go
my settings are like this but for no special reason
im dumb about settings and stuff in general

I don't want a gf.

Ideal gf would have to break through that. I'm not going to betray my inner contrarian by drawing her. She'd have to do it.

>>2993328
this was me but i grew my hair out

>>2995700
ugly as sin with a nice ass
give me contact ill paint u in nice colors

>>2995738
>nice ass
that´s all i care about tho

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>>2995688
nooooooooooo!

ideal gf would pose nude for me

>>2995737
May god have mercy on our soul, for you have sinned

>>2995747
I would still have a crush on you tho </3

>>2995738
post ass pls. for study reference.

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>>2995935
boi u wish u had this reference

>>2996004
please tell me about these colors

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>>2996011
Ride wit me through the journey of better colors

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>>2996026
dunno if it's intentional but the one on the right looks like a man

It's unfortunately illegal to draw CP for me.

>>2996040
I like my women manly and my men girly.

>>2996026
>>2996068
me2

>>2996019
I'm going to need your blog, madam

>>2996078
got no blog no nothing sorry

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>>2995764
I don't wanna ruin your live with redpills <\3

>>2996086
cmon Fransisca

>>2996136
thats my sis

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>>2990822

>>2996086
just make a basic tumblr or insta or something. its rare that people are genuinely this curious about someones blog. you should use the opportunity man.

>>2996208
I want nothing but cock
dont find it necessary to make a blog, i just paint every now and then

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>>2996223
pleaaaaseee???

>>2996225
Almost got me with that cute puppy

>>2996019
thanks, i seriously have a crush on your art, on your art, so it's not gay

>>2991017
so you an art basic bitch

>>2996223
ok so I've figured this is actually a guy

>>2996488
This is correct

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Ideal bf
>runs a cult
>can swap bodies
>is funny and cute
>a bit odd, but that just makes him unique
>has ambition
>could almost pass as a girl

>>2990822

This is literally my bf

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No bully pls.

>>2997910
degenerate

>>2997910
>not "from ISIS, or the middle east"
Missed opportunity tbqh

>>2991142
>>2991408
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>>2991877
>>2993352
>>2994578
>>2996026
>>2997910
Sometimes I forget that I'm an outlier in a website of degenerates

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S'all I got.

>>2997964
>demonic glowing coals for soulless eyes

>>2992738
make one

>>2997944
...checked

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She hates to love you and loves to hate you.

>>2991877
looks like glacierclear lol

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tfw no hairy bf

>>2997920
>>2997944
>>2997944
>degenerate
No you are equally as autistic as them, if not more.

>>3000984
>dadbod
kill yourself fat enabler.

>>2997944
>you didn't quote the girl who wanted to fuck a humanoid cockroach(?)
What the hell anon?

>>3001119
Seriously? I'd much rather be with bubbles or buttercup. I hate goodie-too-shoes.