How do i get this good?

>Hair seems to overreact to wind
>feels uncomfortable without wearing a hoodie
>needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

aw fuck it's me

>>2953224
not sleep with girls i guess

>>2953230
what the fuck is this

>>2953224
>walking fast = virgin
Author confirmed for too much free time NEET, or slow fatass.

>>2953224
this is way too accurate...

>>2953224
i think rather than virgin, that's autism. even the low muscle tone thing is part of it.

>>2953224
How is testicular cancer relevant?

>>2953224
D:

>>2953224
>(Tekken)
fuck this got me

>>2953288
>tfw virgin because of autism

>>2953224
>tfw I don't do any of these
>tfw still beta virgin
Fug

>>2953407
that's okay, i do like half that stuff and i have regular person amounts of sex (bit less lately -.-) so swings and round-a-bouts.

how those things even related?
your modern memes are pure degeneration

>>2953224
Lold pretty hard at this. Was me to a t when I would smoke weed before class in hs. Except the virgin part, I've never been picky.

>>2953230

Are you the beautiful soul studying medicine that I found in a handwriting thread some time ago?