Say something unusually cruel and off-topic possibly completely irrelevant to the painting you are giving crit to and post your work alongside it, then the person below you does the same. Try to get really personal and be as awful as possible to the person you are giving crit to.
>>2949404
You painting style is meh
Why not study some slav folks? Like look at students from Russian Academies. Google practicum vk. And I hate your Brian
>>2949408
thats not how this thread works you turd
>>2949404
>MOM GET ME SOME TENDIES
>But sweetie I just made you that baked potato you asked for
>I PAINTED IT YOU STUPID BITCH NOW GET ME TENDIES MOOOOOOOM
>>2949411
it's Brian shitposting thread you turd
i not gonna waste my battle pictures here
>>2949404
Still lifes (as a main course) are for old people, how old are you Brian?
>>2949408
Still lives are shit for people of low spirit, but painting plebs will only result in pleb art.
>>2949906
>still lives are shit for people of low spirit
Its like I'm really at the french royal academy in the 1700s.
brian doesnt get to make the drawthreads anymore, with his shitty paintings in the thumbnail so he has to make his own threads now
please
PLEASE hang yourself you cancerous filth
>>2952184
Just because painters who have not lofty spirits yelled that still lives matter, and brought the attention of the art world, does not make it true that it's anywhere half as equal as history painting.
The real question was never whether you're a good painter, Brian (you are) the real question is why you keep posting where people hate you. You will never be good enough in our eyes, because you're pathetic enough to continue seeking approval from a source of abuse.
>>2952975
I want you to read that back to yourself when you're sober.