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>tfw no artist girlfriend

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>tfw no artist girlfriend
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>>2917693
You're gonna make it.
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>>2917696
But will it be worth it without someone to share it with
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>>2917693

Sounds great imo
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>>2917703
>falling for the having people in your life meme

Cut'em off. They're only holding you back.

You wanna make it don't you?
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>>2917693

>artists gf

Lol, why? To have another no-skill leech that envies you constantly and brings no money to home? Nuh-uh.

t. has engineer gf that will provide monies while I'll have Dobson phase
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>>2917693
i know that feel bro,....I sometimes imagin we would be both sitting on our bed and just drawing randome stuff togehter..and not caring about ..If we would make it or any shit like that...Just we too, having fun, doing the thing we both love the most.

But its so rare these day..The only Artist Girls i can find are Tumblr tier artist.
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>tfw no artist boyfriend

None of my exes could draw
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Tfw no STEM gf
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>>2917963
i can be if you are girl (female)
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>>2917693
>tfw no artist girlfriend


Fuck that, m8.

Most artists are insufferable.
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>>2918121
Only rookie to intermediate artists who are always crab in a bucket mode. Most professionals are chill as fuck, both male and female. At least commercial artists in the entertainment industry. I have no doubt that most gallery artists are insufferable at any level.
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>tfw no art
>tfw no girlfriend
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>>2918132
>tfw if you make it pass the intermediate stage, you'll be all good
We're all gonna make it.
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I had like two artist gf's (smashed both" one was really chill, and i like her art. The other was just hipster trash after all. Op do yourself a favor, and don't date an artist.
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>>2918121
>Most artists are insufferable.
worst meme i've ever heard. only intermediate artists are insufferable. /beg/ is just awkward like small children.

Everyone i've met who's actually good at art is just an ordinary person who takes walks and shit. The art journey has this weird effect of forcing people to know thyself.

The only major flaw i can find is that they still compare themselves to god-tiers and get upset about it.

Nobody gets involved with drama because they're tired of it. it's a waste of time. Nobody actually cares about politics or SJW bullshit. They all just sort of understand that they chose to draw pictures with their life instead of doing anything major like STEM.
They're all just humble people, who lead modest lives.

The worst types of people are those who never leave the internet.
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>>2917693
Women are objectively shit companions.
Get a dog instead: it will be happy whenever you'll go back home from work, it will enjoy walking with you, it's snoring is actually cute, it won't care if you're a macho or beta, it won't cheat on you, it will patiently sit nearby when you're drawing, it doesn't smell even when it's too lazy to take a shower.

And your dog will really love you. Unconditionally. Till death do you part.
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>>2917693
>wanting an artist girlfriend

[spoiler]They're all lesbians.[/spoiler]
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>>2918121
>>Most artists are insufferable.
>tfw never had any art-related friends
>feel like shit
>stumble onto petty internet-drama from both beginners and "e-celebs". Primarily e-celebs/popfurs
>notice their friends always getting dragged into their bullshit too, whether they like it or not
>suddenly don't feel bad about never having an art friend
>mfw a smug little shit
>head back to drawing

>>2918132
>>2918155
>Most professionals are chill as fuck
>Everyone i've met who's actually good at art is just an ordinary person who takes walks and shit.
>Nobody gets involved with drama because they're tired of it. it's a waste of time.
>The worst types of people are those who never leave the internet.
Yeah, a lot of professional artists/animators are very nice and hardly, if never, get involved in these stupid Internet wars.
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>>2917693
>tfw artist best friend
>art is deviantart tier but 11/10 friend
Shame we don't talk anymore but eh
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Don't sleep with your competition.
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>>2917693
Thank fuck
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>>2917693
Why would anyone ever want an artist gf?
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>>2918559
>not wanting Sakimichan as your gf
???
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>>2918559

Why not? Isn't it ideal to have a partner that's into the things as you?

That's like asking a personal trainer why they would want a /fit/ girlfriend.
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tfw lesbian.
tfw we both paint/draw, and play music.
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>>2918084
lmao rejected. ill let you be my girlfriend if youre cute.
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>>2918584
Just like one of my yuri animes!
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>>2918561
Pretty gold digger tier to want some one just for their money.

>>2918568
1. If you're better than her she'll be resentful that you're further in your career. If she's better than you the opposite will happen, also she probably won't be attracted to you because you're lower on the totem pole than her.

Also bad analogy because everyone wants a gf who's in shape.
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Just become your own girlfriend Anon. Wear cute clothes and makeup. You know h¡how the ideal gf should be anyways.

Actually not only that, the truth is that CROSSDRESSING MAKES YOU DRAW BETTER.

You see, Robert Henri describes a state called the Attentive mind. Risky things put your mind in an state that makes you a better artist. https://attentiveequations.com/robert-henri-and-the-attentive-mind/

Can you imagine it? The thrill of wearing tights, a thong, makeup and a buttplug? Can you imagine the thrill and adrenaline rush? Just imagine drawing and painting while feeling like that.

Remember all those long boring drawing sessions. You feel like quitting, unfocused, tired...

But if you had a nice throbbing dildo stimulating you? The sweet perfume and make up making feel all girly? the soft lingerie caressing your skin?

Wouldn't you be more happy and entertained drawing like that? You would be way more productive.

There is no other way. You have to become your own girlfriend or YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT.
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>>2918653
That actually feels somewhat appealing.
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>>2918653
what the fuck man
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>>2918653
Nice try faggot, I won't fall for your tricks.
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>>2918653
NOOO YOU CANT MAKE ME DO THIS, GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>2918653
Right?

And I forgot to mention something. Having an alter ego to use while making art gives you a lot of creativity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_waBFUg_oT8

Since you're seeing things from another (female) perspective, you tend to think ideas that you would have never considered before. It wouldn't be you making the mistakes when they happen. It would be the female you're playing as.

Therefore absolving you from failure anxiety.

Truly, becoming your own art gf is the most redpilled way to make it.

>>2918659
Just try it once! :)
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>>2918661
Don't be afraid Anon. There is nothing bad about feeling nice and cute while making art. Just imagine how much more energy and focus you'll have.

No one is going to find out anyways.
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>>2918636
NG
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Also this crossdressing thing is super useful for chronic masturbators.

You know who you are. You spend hours looking for porn and edging. And by the time you're done you don't have any energy left.

You could use the very same focus while drawing!

Instead of looking for porn you could just feel all that sexual energy inside yourself. Everyone knows that sex energy is one of the most powerful inside the mind. http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2007/04/sex-energy/

Just think of how much fun and productive you'll feel!
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>>2918692
>mfw on my day one of no fap and I see this fucking post.
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>>2918676
>>2918692
Good taste.
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>>2918703
Kill yourself.
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>>2918696
Don't fap Anon. Girls don't fap.

Use all that energy and desire to draw. The cute clothes are sex toys are simply tools to help focus that desire.

>"There are no rules, only tools." -Vilppu
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>>2918712
Nice try cunt but I notice my mistakes more when I try to fap to my own art, my dick is my greatest critic and if it's not satisfied then neither will I. There is a reason why there's this saying here and that's you draw with your dick.
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>>2918718
But how may times can you fap in a day? 3-4? It's not very feasible for long painting hours.
What if you're not drawing porn? How will you judge?

Besides, the point if that the thrill makes you more awake. It's like when you hear a rustle under your bed at midnight. The focus and energy that you feel then, imagine having it while drawing.
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>>2918712
>Girls don't fap.
kek
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>>2918653

good advice. very important to combine the crossdressing with a tight chastity cage as well, though. you have to harness your sexual energy and channel your sexual energy.

bonus points if you work on opening the energy flow through your root chakra with prostate stimulation.

if you're locked in chastity, crossdressing, being your own girlfriend, and having prostate orgasms, you will definitely make it.
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>>2918733
They don't fap, they shlick. And more importantly they get fucked. Their job is just too feel good. Something that you can feel while doing art just by crossdressing.
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>>2918586
but im a man
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I want /cuteboys/ to leave.
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>>2918279
why do you type like that, ew
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why do you think Asians are so good? none of them have girlfriends. just channeling their furious horniness into rendering skills.

they've known about this stuff since Lao Tzu. semen retention, qi-gong, sexual alchemy.

secrets of the East, man.
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>>2918753
w h o a
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>>2918753
>have to draw self a waifu
>the better I get, the better the waifu is
>no limit in sight
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>>2918758

there's an old story in tibetan buddhism about a teacher who instructs his student to imagine a deity until the student can actually see it. once the student accomplishes this, he realizes the entire world is also a figment of his consciousness and attains enlightenment.

truly, no limit
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>>2918753
Correct. Crossdressing is very common among mangakas. That's how they get energy to survive the deadlines.
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>>2918731
>thrill makes you more awake. It's like when you hear a rustle under your bed at midnight.

Go home /d/ you're drunk.
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>>2918766
I've read that and tried it for a week or so. Interesting experience. Although, quite tedious, I don't have the patience for it.
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I don't like the direction this thread is going
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>>2918773
/ic/ has always had a fair share of fuccbois, you just need to learn how not to trigger their autism like ITT.
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>>2918768
Pretty cute desu.
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>>2918753
Here is evidence of a noble japanese artist rejecting the vaginal jew.
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>>2918773
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>>2918753
No, this is the secret to their productivity.
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>>2918776
This is why Japan's birth rates are declining.
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>>2918776

As your sexual power accumulates, they will be drawn to you. They crave the Yang energy. But you must guard it jealously. Art is your only mistress.

Notice how all the great artists stagnate or even regress once they get successful and get girlfriends.

You must retain your potency.
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>>2918746
?so? As long as youre cute and youre the girl its the same.
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>>2918782
Doesn't that artist draw loli?
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>>2917693
I'm a girl, and an artist boyfriend sounds like a nightmare.
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>>2918804
D';
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>>2918804
Explain
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This is how drawing while crossdressing feels like.
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>>2918121
I should know, I am one.
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I go to a well-known art school and women make up the majorityof the Illustration major. Many of my female peers lack relationship experience or have never had a boyfriend. The amount of work that classes pile on us is probably the biggest reason why finding a relationship isn't a priority for them. Since women outnumber men in classes though, I don't see any reason why finding an artist girlfriend would be difficult for a guy here unless he is too ugly or a complete faggot.
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>>2918875
Inferiority complex. When I saw those women draw so well, I don't even want to face them, anon.
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>>2918877
>he doesn't want his art Senpai to teach him about sex and art

What are you, some kind of faggot?
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>>2918787
no i am a manly man of manliness
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>>2918942
That don't mean shit. Just put on a dress and play pretend.
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>>2918132
>I have no doubt that most gallery artists are insufferable at any level.
not true, but most gallery artists are
> rookies to intermediate artists
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I wish I had a cute gf(male)
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>>2918950
no baka. i want a gf(female)
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This thread inspired me. As a side-project I think I'll start now a doujinshi about a guy who wanted to draw anime and become an animator in Japan, then discovered /ic/ and at the end finished as a whore sold to the brothel somewhere in europe.
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>>2919007
I'm down to see the final product.
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Why so she can make sparkledogs and frozen all day and give me 0 useful crits or advice on my shit?
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One of the reasons that I'm learning to draw is so I can one day give a face to my imaginary girlfriend.
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>>2918133
This
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>>2918731
damn, first time i fapped to a doujin hentai.
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>>2917693
>no feminist hyperliberal "victim" with bipolar disorder gf

ur good
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>>2918584
>tfw fat
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>>2917953
I miss dating an artist, we bounced off our creativity and always fueled each other to improve
>just drawing on the bed together
:'(
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>>2918778
Isn't that from that one Mr Pinatubo documentary?
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>>2918950
whats her name again?

She's that political science student that did porn to help pay her way through college
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>>2918696
Kind of related but im on day 7 of No Fap and honestly I wish I would have did this sooner.

Prior, I couldn't sit down for 5 minutes and draw anything, probably because my brain was fried from the addictive masturbation (5 times a day).

But now, ive been drawing everyday and Im actually filling up pages in that sketchbook I bought 4 months ago.

I hope this isn't a placebo because im actually enjoy drawing again and don't give up after like 3 seconds.
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>>2918804
Why?
Because you know he'll be better than you?
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>>2917693
iktf, OP.
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>>2918653

Don't do this. Trans people only pass in particular camera angles, nothing else.
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>>2918653
The levels mentally ill people will go to defend their delusions is astonishing. Good luck getting good at art, specially since you have a 50% chance rate of attempting suicide.
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>>2918653
>twisting henri senpai's words like that

kys desu
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>>2919187
>>2919205
No one said anything about downing pills or cutting dicks off. The only thing better than dressing up like a cute anime grill is having a functioning penis
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>>2919211

Yeah, no. If you need to dress up like a woman to feel good, you have issues you should resolve. What kind of degeneracy is this, how fucked was your childhood that you need men to love you as women?

Jesus, I am cringing.
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>"Wow! I'm having so much fun drawing and I don't feel like procrastinating! Crossdressing was a good idea!"

This could be right NOW /ic/.
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>>2919322
If I could look as cute as her then sure. Look at those legs. That hair.
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>>2919327
That is not how a real Woman looks like, sweetie sorry to break it to you hun.
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>>2919322
I-improper perspective?
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>>2918653
i want /g/ to leave
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>>2919348
But /g/ is right. Crossdressing makes you a better programmer.

It's just natural that it would apply to art as well.
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here she is
feels good man
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>>2919007
i'll help you if you're going to do this anon
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>>2919322

>Needs to cross-dress to work on goals


I hate to say this, but. NGMI.
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>>2919218
you're a bitch.
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>>2918653
>>2918663
>>2918676
>>2918712
>>2918742
>>2918745

The amount of mentally ill people in this thread is astounding.
you actually think dressing like and trying to act like a girl isnt mentally ill?
trans people are mentally ill and so are y'all.
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I can't wait for Muslims to overtake the west, it'll suck balls but at least no one will literally suck balls. No more degenerates.

>inb4 stay on /pol/

If you want me to stay on /pol/, you gotta stay on /lgbt/. Fuck off with the double standards.
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>>2919381

Yeah, and you'll never be one. You were born as a man, own it and live with it like one. Stop giving in to your fears and lack of confidence.

No one likes weak men, not even they like themselves.
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>>2919381
>t. man boy girl boy
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>>2919451
But the arts are halal Anon. You can't be pro art and pro Islam.
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>>2919503

Halal means that it is allowed. You meant to say ''Haram''. Know thy enemy.

Also, I am sure I wouldn't have trouble working as a story board artist for the ISIS's recruitment videos pipeline.
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>>2917693
i wish i had a art gf
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>>2919175
>political science student that did porn to help pay her way through college
Mayli I think was the porn one, real name was something different. I thought she was rich and had rich parents, is a professional pianist and worked for Goldman Sachs.
Then got degraded for like $100 just because she's into it.
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>>tfw no artist bf to learn and grow with.
I saw a artist couple have side by stands at a convention and it was the cutest thing ive seen ever. But i've heard so many bad things about artists in relationships with each other.
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>>2919175
>>2919873
she has a master's in art history and teaches at my college apparently
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>>2918692
wouldnt being dressed as a girl make you fap and edge even more?
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>tfw I have an artist gf
>tfw it would be impossible to do this now
>all that potential lost

I'll never reach feng zhu levels without dressing like a girl, I knew there was some secret he kept from us.
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>>2918653

>Be young man-she manatee living in the current year
>The status quo is being a liberal trans-lala prancing homo
>Being manly is considered an environment violation due to toxicity produced in the act

>Somewhere in the world, a small group sickened people lift, fart, drive fast, talk about sex constantly, are unapologetic, man explain, man spread and fight hard as fuck for their dreams. They don't even need safe spaces, how crazy is that??
>What's more, some obscure new sources veto'd from popping first in the googled search engine indicate this might just be the secret you've been looking for

Can you imagine it? The thrill of wearing tank tops, sunglasses and your big ass pecs exposed. Can you imagine the adrenaline rush? Just imagine drawing and painting while feeling so fucking manly. OH YEAH!.

Remember all those days where you got triggered? All the times you stuffed food in your mouth to easy off the pain, all the times you failed?

But what if you had a nice pumping session that day? the strong musk of manliness reminding you of the BULL YOU ARE. Feeling confident and content because instead of giving into the pain, you raised above it and made life your bitch. Imagine the feeling of control.

You know you'd love it, being a man is fucking awesome. Just imagine how productive you would be if instead of running away from your issues, you had the testosterone fueled courage pushing you forward and fighting face to face your life's obstacles as they come, breaking them one by one. How much more productive would you be?
There is no other way. YOU MUST BECOME A REAL MAN AND FIGHT THE BURDEN OF EXISTENCE STRAIGHT ON, unless you want to spent the rest of your life bitching about issues on tumblr instead of SOLVING THEM.
HELL YEAH!!!
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>>2920274
You're gonna make it
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>>2920274
i don't know why but he-man's design always looks very gay to me
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>>2920282
its most likely the haircut
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>>2920274
This makes me want to make it
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>>2920280
not me
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>>2920308
Not me.
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>>2917693
>no gf
Feels good man, more free time to improve. Plus I have my anime bitches.
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>>2920274
I'm gay after reading this post.
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