So where's my $44 million?

>being this retarded

>not understanding money laundering

>>2813353

Your first mistake was not contacting affluent investors of Jewish descent first.

>>2813353
>he thinks that vomit on a canvas is worth millions

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>it's yet another "I do not understand modern art" thread
Just take a class, read some literature, learn about critical theories in art history and art itself jfc

>>2813535
I understood it's all bullshit without going through all that

>>2813543
>dur hur i'm so smart
>fuck all dose intelectuals they are worthless

>>2813353
cant even draw a straight rectangle digitally... someone red line

>>2814006
>intelectuals
That's a fancy word for "person with toilet paper degree".

>>2813532
If high-res, close-up photographs of a man's hairy anus can count for art then anything can.

>>2813353
sent ;^)

>>2813353
You making fun of Barnett Newman, you cunt?

you probably won't make millions mimicking a famous renaissance painter either

>>2814053

That is the appeal. You would have drawing a straight rectangle, but OP, he drew a shitting rectangle so he is different and therefore he is a great artist. I'm sure OP has gotten his $44 million already.

That shit ain't even straight. Nor does it have a bullshit concept to hide behind.

This shit is trash, get the fuck off /ic/.

>>2814066
you think conservatives respect fuckin video game/anime/fantasy nerds any more than art history students?

>>2818546
>That shit ain't even straight.
That's why it's art

>>2818664
Nah, mate, it'd be hula hoops then. You're supposed to be on the nose, sucka.

>>2818558
Newer conservatives ala-/pol/ sure seem to.