>>503475
>>503477
Something is blocking the tunnel. We'll have to find a solution.
>>503485
No problem.
It was split
>>503508
I entered the tunnel but somehow felt I was being watched.
>>503513
By spooky floating cats
>>503515
Those spooky cats were just an illusion though. In reality, they were psionically disguised pus projectiles that spawned from the dreaded Gorgon Mound, a massive pile of veiny, pulsating flesh that absorbed any other organic life that went near it!
I had to figure out what to do. No matter what, my journy could NOT end here! No way I'll be absorbed by that thing...
>>503543
I shot my ultra lazer-beam through the ooze in a desperate attempt to free myself from the seemly inevitable grasp of the Gorgon Mound.
I closed my eyes and waited for the deafening sound to cease.
Had it worked?
>>503565
And turn into a bird
>>503565
Guess so... but what's that thing at the end of this stairway?
>>503569
More birds of my kind. But with guns.
>>503639
The birds are hostile!
I only have one shot left in the Ultra-Lazer, better make it count...
>>503649
A pack of Ultra Brand Ammo left by a mysterious girl...
Quick,grab it before its too late!
And you find a strange living helmet next to the ammo box, and inexplicably only have time to get one of them !!!!
The choice seems obvious.
Without thinking you instinctively grab both, but didn't realise which is which.
Because of this fatal miscalculation, the birds now hold you hostage.
>>504969
But then the moon crashed because the penis you cutted was gods dick.
Did you made it?
I guess you're inside the moon now.
Then I became god and retconned all the posts in this thread so none of that stuff actually happened and i made it so every post below mine has 0 effect on the story no matter what anyone says or posts to contradict that because i am always 10x more powerful then what ever gets posted in this thread and i cant be tricked or manipulated in anyway
An omnipotent moustache appears from the void and claims that God is dead, therefore the post above is obsolete.
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ... COME HERE!
You won...?
>>508811
Celebrating victory with pizza, while creating new planets.
>>509187
Suddenly you realize that the Jews did 9/11.