i've obviously forsaken my thread, so let's try something different. we're going on an adventure instead.
first of all, what are we? A boh, a grill, or a I don't know shit surprise me?
how about a feminine baoh
>>465877
how about "i don't know shit surprise me?"
>>465878
no
give me a feminine baoh
with trap phenomenon
>>465880
it was going to be a shitty surprise but if you selected "I don't know shit surprise me" you got a trap anyway
It's not possible to clearly identify the sex because in the body there are both types of cells found that either carry xx chromosomes or xy and they are distributed in a irregular pattern.
>>465882
oh
well I don't want any alien tumblr genitals involved so give me the "I don't know shit surprise me"
>>465883
that's exactly what seperates males and females; females can only carry x chromosomes
take your pick senpai
>>465872
give me the trap option OP
See this qt? That's you. You aren't very enthused.
Pretty soon, you're going to get out of bed and make something of yourself. You're going to do something that'll get you some recognition, and maybe some cash. You even got a hold of some appropriate attire for the job.
What's the job, you ask? You're just gonna go out and beat shit up for people.
i'ma just redo some shit don't mind me:
What's your name?
>>465954
Maren, he looks like a Maren.
>>465954
Bub Badoodies
>>465956
sweet, we Maren now
tried to give him some color but I don't like this that much
whatever, time to embark on your adventure
>>465965
I want this thing to be a reverse trap.
Alright, time to step out.
. . .
There ain't jack shit out here. It's still dark, I guess you can rest up a few more h--
>>465994
Motherfucker.
..I suppose just helping people out can be added to your job. That is, if you're going to help that guy out.
okay nice but check these
>>465999
FUCKIN
>>465999
mildly impressive, this is /i/ after all.
>>465995
Find a guy.
>>466030
The nearest person from here's probably miles away.
..You live in solitude. No questions.
What do?
>>466054
fuck my name
>>466054
jack off
>>466060
You decide to worry about it later. Fap break.
also, detailed shading and shit. probably the one and only time I'll do this
>>466062
Do you got a phone?
>>466064
No phones here.
>>466062
I have no clue if I'm seeing a box, a corn cob, or a penis stuck inside a really large tube.
>>466068
'scuse?
>>466071
Go help the man and wipe the cum off of your face.
>>466072
Wait a minute?
Did you just suck your own dick or pussy? (I don't know the gender).
>>466076
FORGOT PIC
>>466077
Get a weapon.
It could be a monster.
>>466123
>not using his dick as a weapon
>>466159
>Implying it got a dick.
soon bby
>>466123
perhaps a sword is phallic enough, m8