Kristen Stewart Worship Thread

I hope her getting her tits out means she will give us lots more lewds from now out.

She wasn't in a fake relationship with Robert Pattinson. He gave her his BWC and made her cum hundreds of times.

>>2970630
>you know that thing she did back in 2012
its worked well so far...

>>2970630
I doubt she's gonna start doing nude photoshoots or anything like that... at best we might get 4K footage of her naked role in Personal Shopper one day. My biggest hope is she makes a lesbian sextape.

>>2970630
>getting her tits out
what??

>>2970643
what? who said anything about that?
why would her relationship have been fake?

>>2970767
sorry i assumed people in this thread weren't clueless

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>>2970573
That picture is so sexualized. No matter how accomplished a woman is all people really want from her is pictures of her in her underwear.

>>2970846
so what?

>>2970846
With that hair, sexy is way off the table.

>>2970846
Well, to be fair, that is only true until they reach a certain age.

>>2970811
i dont get it.
what are you trying to say ?

She's such an average, sweaty faced, mess.

>>2970856
Nonsense. That's just an idea that bitter virgins enjoy to imagine, but in reality Kristen will be a MILF when she's 40, she will still have a wonderful life, and she'll still get as much sex and attention as she wants...

>>2970885
>she'll still get as much sex and attention as she wants

so you enjoy forced chastity ?
perhaps we will have to take more extreme measures to get our point across...

>>2970846
As do all of us

she is literally the only celeb over 18 i still regularly fap to

probably the fact she didnt resort to fake tits or plastic surgery, is a big contributing factor

>>2971023
I've only ever jerked it to Stew once, felt ashamed and couldn't finish, didn't sleep well.

>>2971027

which pic was it that you finsihed too

also how long ago was it, and what do you normally fap to

I love her so much, I would literally sign a contract that says I'm never allowed to fuck her, just to get to be around her all day, hold hands and kiss and cuddle *_*

>>2971046

will you sign a contract that says you will only eat from her ass for the rest of your life?

>>2971048
Yes holy fuck yes yes yes yes yes

>>2971027
Its always like that for your first time

>>2971094

omg yes

>>2971029
I didnt finish. I jerked off to a ChloMo thread about a week later. It was 2013 or 2014.

>>2971094
It was my first, and I havent done it since. She still makes me super swole in my pole, but I just waste it on some lesser whore.

>>2971046
This!

>>2970752
in the movie personal shopper

>>2971046
I'd like to be her foot slave, she would just let me fap and cum on the floor right in front of her Feet. because of course I'm such a subhuman I couldn't even dream of cumming on her Godly Feet.

>>2971172
i don't get it, is she a boy or a girl or what the fuck

>>2971172
I now literally couldn't live a day without looking at her at least once.

>>2971390
Nice arms. I bet she could slap me around real nice

I'm really bored. Anyone want to chat on IRC about KStew?

We can use that #kristenlove channel on www.rizon.net/chat

>>2971395
You should set a time

>>2971428
On IRC now.

>>2971459
This is not real color btw

>>2971437
you ruined that chance yourself.

>>2971556
Imagine eating her sweat grease off those unwashed thighs

>>2971645
>that little bit of a smile
Her fondness for her virgin slaves

>>2971702

that delicious outter arm and stomach

>>2971669

YES

>>2971570
What?

>>2971702
Oh god I need more Kristen tummy in my life.

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>>2971702
>my nose will never be nestled gently in her naval for all of eternity

>>2971884
>that stew
Wew lad

>>2972405

i want kstew to bring me up on stage like that and castrate me as a demonstration for females on how to treat their cattle

>>2972456
You're mentally sick.

>>2972481

YES

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>>2972481
It's pointless to speak with them.

>>2972486

ffuck kstew in flat sneakers

all that coverage for stomping on boy sacks

>>2972489

I want her to send me her oldest, mostly smelly insoles from her favourite pair of converse... I would rub it all over my face and smell it and lick it

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>>2972736

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>>2972635
I'd either suck on that until i pass out or make a tea from it

>>2972820
literally me with the glasses on the right

>>2972820
I'd prefer to use her tampons to brew some tea

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>>2972973
That'd also work, used, wet and damp socks would be very good aswell.

>>2973072
Someone needs to convince her to try panty-stuffing <3 I would die to own a pair of her creamy ripe panties

please stop being so perfect oh god

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Never!

Please Kristen employ me as your personal footstool

I want a sextape.

>>2973807
>ywn wagecuck in a supermaket with kstew as your cashier colleague that you secrectly love but you're too beta to tell her so you just lend her DVDs but she ends up with the chad working in the warehouse instead
Holy fuck literally why live....!!!!!!!

>>2973928
literally no reason to live anymore

>>2973910
It exists, but it's lesbian ass worship, Stella and Kristen tonguing each others assholes for a couple of hours

>>2973931
i just wanna see her get pounded out sensless and squeeling by a big alpha with a giant cock.

>>2973807
I want to help her carry her groceries to her car.

>>2973933
i'll see what i can do

>>2973938
we both know you wont.

>>2973942
yeah true i'm not going to record it for you, fucking gay cuck!

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>>2973928
>she ends up with the chad working in the warehouse instead

for some strange reason that would bother me less than if she ends up with one of the other cashiers.

>>2973945
i would be a sissy cuck for kristen and her bull .

desu those kstew threads are the comfiest thing I have online, and, tbqh, in my life

>>2973951
your life is so lonely and pathetic, you will settle for and be satisfied by any form of attention.

think about that.

Based kristen shitting in virgin worshippers mouths

>>2973955
actualy I'd even be ready to suck your cock to thank you for the (you) anon (no homo)

>>2973969
your making me hard.
my cock isn't that big tho.
i'd rather you suck a big fat one while i just watch!

>>2973967
hnnnggg that would actually be the best experience of my life, my virgin cock woud definitely get harder than ever

I want her soles pressed hard against my face so I can smell nothing but them, feel them and taste them

>>2974268
I'd also accept her goddess buttcheeks >>2973871

Castrate me, she deserves my balls

>>2974291
but she needs them to cock and ball torture you.
she should put your cock and balls in a cage, tie you up and lock you away for when she wants to be worshipped. to use you for her pleasure, use you as her human toilet, just a toy for her amusement

>>2974335
Omg! Everything I've ever wanted

>>2974359
She needs her feet kissed

Another day not spent massaging her rectum with my tongue...

>>2974359
I'm at the point where less than 3000 pixels for such a Goddess is low resolution to me... I need to have much more details of her skin, to see her veins etc.

>>2974477
True, I am genuinely offended by the low quality images that people take of our Goddess

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Those eyes.

>>2974868
I heard they absorb the soul of any virgin worshipper who looks deep into her eyes while he pulls on his cock and makes himself cum... and then he becomes a soulless zombie, an unthinking slave for her pleasure, just a good little boy for her to play with, can't think for themselves at all... that's what I heard

>>2975141
i wanna be her slave
can i worship kstew with my boipucci?
my dicklit is not worthy of her .

>>2975151
Yep!

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>>2975153
ok. how do i do this?
how do i properly worship my succubus mistress with my silly eager boipussy?

>>2975164
You must let other virgin bois tongue your boipucci for her

>>2975184
my boi pussy is pretty gross...
i mean some guys online have said im cute/ hot if i try to dress girly, but i dont know if they would like me irl.

i totally would tho,id love to get my fartbox muched and pounded by cute bois.

how does that have anything to do with kristen tho?

>>2975185
It just does, now are you a virgin too?

>>2975186
no but i haven't had sex in a very long time and my clitty is locked up
is that ok?

Hey kris10 :3

>>2975189
Can you dress up as Kstew and maybe suck my cock while we watch pics of Her? Not cute though, just a manly male, but it's ok since you'll be the female, right? Just want to honor the Goddess here.

>>2975284
ofc i can . i'd do anything for kristen <3

>>2975284
i'm female (male) if that's okay

>>2975319
post pics of you cosplaying as Goddess or gtfo honestly

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>>2970573

>>2975334
If I was president or something, I would literally have big posters of her like that, 1984 style all over the streets.

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>>2975334
A bit to much photoshop or concealer. I prefer my KStew freckle faced and hairy nosed.

>>2975356
Based opinion
I also enjoy the zits she gets around her greasy mouth

>>2975331
http://imgur.com/a/au2wr
o-okay...

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>>2975356
There are always tons of photoshop on such photoshoots for ad.

>>2975477
Not my KStew!

Seriously, who photoshopped this thing.

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>>2975356
>>2975823
ow

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>>2975834
Dat young raw Kstew holy shit. I would dedicate myself to her forever

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>>2975869
Precisely

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>>2975875
I want her to hit me, grab me by my hair and whisper into my ear "You FUCKING belong to me."

>>2970643
Her lesbian relationships are fake.

>>2975869
those ears are god damn delectable

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>>2975913
Dat earpussy

>>2975915
>tfw ywn feel those chest moles on your lips
>tfw swn tell you to succ her earpucci

You will all die, as will I - never enjoying the resplendent beauty, the existential ecstasy of her love

We will all go into the dirt and the eternal night never touching it, tasting it, never feeling it

All that awaits us is pain and void

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>>2975917
ok.

>>2975916
I bet she has a freckle next to her butthole which only her lovers have seen... I want to make friends with it.. I would kiss it every night

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>>2975917
So true.

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>>2975917

>>2975917
i'm fine with dying as long as she does facialabuse at least once

>>2975940
premium bukkake

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>>2975917
Jesus wept.

>>2975184
>>2975189
89 not even a true virgin, disappointing.

>>2975946
Evangeline Lily Kstew

I wanna eat her cunt at Cannes festival

I want her to know I exist and think of me from time to time

>>2975941
>ywn see her gag on a large member while tears stream down her face and some low-life calls her trash
i mean what else is there in life? her face was meant to be ruined

What did you do today to get yourself into her life, anons?

How did you better yourself?

I'm so tired of sandniggers, why did she have to do that shitty lefty movie where she has pity for that muh poor muslim prisoner... Commiefornia was a mistake.

>>2976053
To be fair, that was a good project for someone wanting to prove their acting ability because it's a very small cast and she's the central important character of the project, the prisoner wasn't as important in the film. I think she had some insecurity following the Twilight films of people calling her a bad actor, or saying she had no range. So she sank her teeth into something very different, just a small indie drama. She has done a really good job of distancing herself from the big blockbusters she was in like Snow White and Twilight. The last 3 years since 2014 she has chosen a mostly great selection of tasteful projects which accentuate her best abilities. People really like her again. I'm pleased for her. I never even thought Twilight was bad to be honest. At least it stopped people talking about her being a homewrecking cheating slut

>>2976076
> small indie
she always prefers such films.

>>2976076
the first Twilight ages well as a time capsule and as a phenomenon, that whole early 00s aesthetic, even though it's a terrible franchise

I've heard the books, even though it's just another teen paranormal romance were a little better with more depth, but I won't read it just to find out

>>2976079
I've read them and there is a lot more depth which I really enjoyed. Basically all the blank staring she does is filled with internal monologues about all her neurotic thoughts and how much she fancies him~ <3 And you get to spend more time with the other Cullens who I adore. I do miss that time period now it's gone, felt a bit like an early 90s redux

>>2976078
She's very suited to them.. She's much more subtle than people give her credit for

>>2975998
wah wah wah, shutup, she eats at the Y now

If she won't gag on cocks then I will.

>>2975920
>tfw ywn enjoy something of hers that swn see without some sort of medium
KNOW YOU WILL KNOW HOW IT FEELS

>>2976113
This. Goddess doesn't suck cocks so WE can.

>>2976315
We must! Most importantly her virgin worshippers must suck cock for her

>>2976316

omfg i just got more hard from that than kstew herself

i can see it now, a room of virgins with kstew videos and picture slideshows showing on various monitors and suddenly one anon saying how "fapping isnt enough, we need to do more to show kstew we love her"

fuck, i cant imagine being the first virgin called up infront of the group to demonstrate, blushing so hard

anyone else paranoid she's not a real person?

like an animal or robot, or CGI?

she's otherworldly as fuck and it creeps me out

>>2976523
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>>2976531
>>2976533
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>>2976537
fucking awesome!

>>2976382
>straight out of blade runner

>>2976533
Actually, really good casting. They both resemble the actual people.

>>2976563
What is it?

>>2976530
>>2976531
wow that's the most horrible diky look ever she ever had there, you lost a good chance not to post jpg fag

>>2976566
Just search on JT Leroy.

>>2976730
Muh heart

i want to cum for kstew

>>2976730
Peak Stew

>>2976957
Requesting this in original or higher resolution.

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>>2976968

>>2976883
Wouldn't it be even greater if you'd cum on my cock while I fap to her too?

>>2977001
id dress up as kristen let kstew fanboys fuck me if kristen watched and talked me thru it

>>2977005
>tfw she'll never make one of dem sissy training videos...
why this universe keeps existing?

>>2977009
i'd only do it IRL desu.

>>2977012
please step on me tired eyes goddess

>>2977012
i'd unironically gladly have my balls surgically removed for her to have as trophees if she would let me be her live in slave toy.

>>2977018
Nigger what the fuck

>>2977019
what part of that didn't u understand?

>>2977018
please stop anon, your worshipping makes me hard

>>2977033
im not worshipping. im just saying under what conditions i would .

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How can we go about starting a Kristen Stewart religion ?

>>2977044
pls open a chatroom . im not gonna fill out captchas all day

>>2975379
Well tbph that's a bit gross anon. First you should shave all those disgusting pubes... Are you a female (male) or a male (male) for fucks sake?! Then, you should put that pathetic cock (not an insult there) in a chastity cage, cuz that's obviously what our goddess would like.

>>2977044
>implying we didn't start it already...

>>2977048
chatroom?

yea thats kind of a poorly lit pic .
maybe this is beter

http://imgur.com/a/6xzyO
i'd be honored and overjoyed to put my pathetic useless "dick" into chastity and give her the key and become goddesses completely emasculated feminized sissy cuck slave bitch desu.
just tell me where to sign up . im not doing anythign better desu

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#kristenlove


fukkkk captcha

>>2976957
if she had some pants on she could play a KGB agent in a Bond movie

>>2977057
she could do anything she wants desu.

tfw no one in worship chat ;_;

I thought this gay role playing was ironic.

Now guys are posting pictures of their butts.

Just burn it all down already.

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>>2977044
We already did. It lasted 23 seconds before a schism formed between those that wanted strict rules of worship, those who wanted to do "like whatever" and those who just wanted to masturbate in a circle. The resulting holy war cost thousands of virgins and has since been censored from the history books.

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>>2976730
sadstew is perfect

>>2977072
Any pics with tears?

>>2977072
why would she be sad she has everything !! ?!?!

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>>2977044
>he doesn't know about the kstew religion
>he doesn't about kstewtrees

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>>2977073

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>>2977074
but she doesn't have anon

>>2977078
uh.... lol wtf.
she could if she wanted. ..

she could have anything in the world.

>>2977074
During the Twilight years, everything except privacy.

>>2977080
she could definitely have some juicy secrets if she really wanted/needed , dont' you think ? .

>>2977079
how? she doesn't know where anon lives or who he is

>>2977084
he/she could live with or near her, and they could get to know eachother and have all kinds of fun and be really good friends if she really wanted.....

Guys she's just a person.

Get a grip.

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>>2977107
ppl can be pretty fun when they wanna be.

>>2977054
Cute!

>>2970573
>no hips
>no thighs
>briefs
>short hair

That's a boy.

>>2977067
the sweetest fanpic ever.

>>2977179
come bak pls

>>2977067
Who is the dude on the right?

>>2977195
The once and future KStew.

>>2977067
>>2977195
>tfw we might actually see our Goddess transition and GET A COCK AT LAST
omg

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>>2977259
>Kristen Jaymes Stewart
its always been in the cards. Jodie's genes were too old by the time she wanted to be male instead, so she hired the most compatible couple in the industry the Stewart's(i.e. stewards).

>>2977781
Can I give my balls to her?

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>>2977783
>i'd unironically gladly have my balls surgically removed for her to have as trophees if she would let me be her live in slave toy.

this offer is still on the table...

What's worse, a post op. penis or vagina?

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>>2977787
if you have a pussy you should just keep it imo.
a post op penis would probably be tini right?

theres nothing useful about having a tini wee wee.

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>tfw ywn kiss her sweety toes in sexx shoes

>>2977882
I want to cum all over them... Goddess turned me into a foot freakand that's the best gift she could give me. Now I can be excited by female parts they get to show often IRL without thinking too much about it unlike boobs, it's great, I thank you my goddess.

>>2977882
I will never remove Goddess footdust and swallow it. :'(

>>2978275
I love when Goddess show us her Godly Feet but still hide them a little bit at the same time... so fucking hot my god.

>>2978332
Her feet are perfection, I want to eat her toe nail clippings and foot dust

>>2978333
Yeah no you're just meming and being edgy. I truly want to suck on them and cum on them like any normal footfag, not your weird over the top bullshit.

What is that story about her and qatari or saudis though? Is it true she's been paid by wealthy oil sandniggers to fuck them???

>A Saudi prince paid half a million dollars to meet ‘Twilight’ actress Kristen Stewart for 15 minutes, according to media reports in the US.

>The meeting was negotiated by movie studio boss Harvey Weinsten, who told reporters at the Toronto Film Festival he was approached by the Saudi prince eager to meet the 23-year-old star.

So Kstew confirmed for being pimped by jew Weinstein... well shit

>>2978379
>we are going to prostitute a big name
>and we're going to go public with it
hmmm....

>>2978379
She wouldn't betray us

>>2978379
Pretty sure the funds went to charity.

New thread needed.

>>2978423
Well she did, but she could have at least taken me as a worshipper cuck to watch them... :_(

>>2978379
>still talking about five years old bullshit proofless rumors

>>2978890
>me in the back

new thread.

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