Kristen Stewart Worship Thread

>>2966971
Queen!

I find the way she swallows before she talks very seductive

>>2966977
I keep waiting for someone to post a pic of this bitch where both her eyes are pointing in the same direction. What a broken faced cunt.

>>2967028
You are unworthy and I hope you never get nice cuddles from a girl

She's so twitchy and hyperactive, full of enthusiasm. It would be so cool to see her completely chilled out from smoking weed, or lying there in bliss after a good hard fuck session. I want to help calm her down <3

>>2967082
Yellow edges to her teeth from smoking for years. I bet her mouth tastes wonderful though. I'd love her to spit her smokey phlegm in my mouth

>>2966971

fuck its like shes looking back in the room to tell her group of virgin anons to start stroking so they're hard, she doesnt wanna spend all day on this

then they 1 at a time come in and have to put on a small condom, after she smugly rides the first anon she gets off just before he actually cums inside his condom, then sternly looks down at his pathetic virgin size cock as it twitches 2-3 times and fills the resevoir and tells him to take it off, clean it out and leave it on the bed for the next anon

>>2967160
>ywn be in kstew's secret virgin worshipper society
:(

>>2967169

she has a high turnover rate for new slaves, especially when they dont cum as fast or as much as she demands each day, then they're castrated and turned into traps

as another batch of boys are brought in to do the lewest acts with eachother for kstew's delight

>>2967175
oh ok wait it's another gay anon

>>2967183

dont worry anon, she gets even more joy slaving "straight" virgins

>>2967185

my straight boipussy belongs to her

>>2967188

you'll be strapped face down on the bare mattress as she instructs the other anons to fuck you, no condom and no lube

not making a face or reacting at all as it happens

>>2967190
oh damn I hope my ass doesn't break

>>2967201

fuck yes, that look right there is the same way she'd look emotionless to her slaves

>>2967203
yes please watch me mistress. watch me take all these cocks in my ass for you

>>2967205

that look of contempt as she watches you be fucked

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>>2967210

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>>2967210
>hfw you cum

>>2967235

fuck yes

>>2966971
>that look and face and feet of your goddess when she knows you drained yourself of your own energy and cum just for Her yet again...
I'm all Yours my Queen (don't forget the capital letters when you talk about Her btw).

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god i wanna lick her face

>>2967263
this but all of her

>>2967263
I want to lick her eyebrows and tongue her ears nostrils clean.

I swear on every goddamn thread of KStew you fuckers are always doing weird role playing shit...

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>>2967280
>ywn rub her head

Why even live?

Imagine waking up with your ankle chained to the radiator on a bare mattress in Kristen's basement

>>2967454
That bodyguard need to write a tell-all after all the years of serving KStew.

>>2967459
I wish I was guarding her beautiful body. What a lucky man.

Never quite understood the appeal. She seems very plain in comparison to other actresses, both in attractiveness and talent.

I imagine a lot of the posts around here are from beta orbiters and trannies who think that she's the ideal for what is passable.

>>2967530
Apt description.

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>>2967530
Poor taste

>>2967554
It's incredible we're living in a such a time we get to see a true goddess walking down that earth, incredible. I don't need any 3DPD anymore, literally.

>>2967559
Well I mean I only worship pics of Her, so 2Dstew all the way.

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>>2967559
True.

>>2967530
that explains all the homosexual roleplay
and fantasy i always see on here

>>2967577
Nice dubs. Normally I think you're kind of a faggot when you post but thanks for agreeing with me.

>>2967651
i wasn't agreeing you with you.

i was making an ironic statement

>>2967652
Oh, okay. You're still a faggot and that remains.

>>2967656
i'm refuse to engage in homosexual or bisexual sex , if thats what you are wishing.

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one of my fav looks

>>2967577
True

>>2967669
disregard that i'm a faggot and want cocks in my mouth

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>>2967713
my precious bby

>>2967869
Love her so much.

>>2967892
More than your mother?

have you boys given kstew your virgin boy cum today?

>>2967997
I love the idea of Kris10 berating me for being a virgin. And maybe telling me about all the sexual things she's done to make me very aroused and jealous.

>>2968030
you trying to re-appropriate my gimmick now?
1/10 , i replied

>>2968032
i literally have no idea who you are. sorry.

>>2968034
pretty stupid thing to say , when a official title is at the top of every single one of my posts.
but w/e ;)

>>2967756
moar?

>>2967997
But I'm not a virgin though.

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>>2967997
everyday

>>2968058
that toe cleavage is so hot

>>2968076
The heels are hot. She is not

>>2968085
Yes she is, I'm proud to worship her

I bet she would be an amazing Princess Diana if they did a film

>>2968045
>swn smash your pityfull ugly balls and penis with those
Honestly why live? why?

>>2968115
There's at least an hour every day where I'm contorted around my hug pillow in bed, headphones on listening to some seductive erotic hypnosis, a picture of Kstew on my screen zoomed in large to show her eyes large staring at me, and I feel wonderful all over and drift in ecstasy using nothing but my brain to imagine holding her

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I want her to beat me up every night, punch me and slap me, make me cry, make me bleed, make me beg

>>2968135
Then afterwards, she regrets what she did, holds you, tells you it will never happen again...but you know it will.

>>2968158
fuck that's hawt

>>2968158
i'd rather this but with her losing control and letting a pack of men fuck her till she is dripping from all holes with so many different flavors of cum .

How can I be Kristen's personal footboy?

>>2968164
I need to see Kris10 air-tight with cocks pounding her ass, pussy and mouth in unison

I want Welcome to the Rileys Kstew to live in my disgusting bedroom with me

>>2968380
>apple

Dropped

>>2968428
I want her to feed me by chewing up apples and spitting the pulp into my mouth

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>>2968049
http://www.kristenstewart.com.br/galeria/thumbnails.php?album=3863

>>2968461
I bet Jodie has sucked Kristen's hard nipples and squeezed those supple small tits.

>>2968458

i want her to feed me by using her ass

>>2968174

put your sack on the edge of the table so she can balance her full weight on them

>>2968486
eating her poop? or just food stuffed up her ass and shat into your mouth? either way I agree.

>>2968492

her poop, just like in human centipede 1, when the mouth is completely on the hole, and none of it is allowed to spill out

having to finish it

she would make her famous grimacing/contempt face as she does it, not saying a word, then leave

the human body would only be able to live for maybe 1-2 days doing that

>>2968497
god damn i'm hard. that's probably the perfect way to die

>>2968504

you wouldnt know which cell door she'll open to feed either

the hatch on the door would open, and only big enough for her ass to fit thru

you would spread it and put your mouth firmly on it

then she would begin feeding you, unable to breath as its slowly traveling down your esophagus pinching off the airway until its cleared

>>2968506
I hope she has different quality poops on different days
I'd look forward to it, not knowing if I'm going to eat a big,fat,hard turd ,or have to drink down her hot diarrhoea with massive gulps

>>2968512

YES

>>2968512
>>2968520

infact what she'll do is get custom coffins created for each virgin, it will have 2 holes, 1 at the mouth region and 1 for their sacks just like a CBT table

she will sit down and feed you while putting her bare feet on your exposed sack and she she gets up, her full body weight will use the sack to stand up

>>2968520
ugly toes

>>2968522
I know. They look disgusting.

>>2968521
I'd love it if she was patient with me, to let me finish swallowing her poo and savour every last squishy morsel, to give me a chance to clean her anus with my tongue and suck any residual shit from her hole.

there is not a shred of dignity or grace in this entire world

we are all pathetic mewling sacks of bleating shit slobbering slovenly over the image of this poor girl

i'm honestly disgusted with myself the years I've wasted yearning and begging pleading, to be closer to (her) beauty, to own it, to be a part of it

humans are obsessed with beauty and genetic stock, I wish I wasn't human, to be rid of these pathetic urges and wishes

>>2968558

you should eat up that disgusting cum you create too

you fucking cow

>>2968558

you feel empty and wasted because your worship and adoration should be aimed at The HOly God Of Creation Jehovah

>>2968589
lmao, cute!

>>2968566
>Jehovah
who?

>>2968594
https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/who-is-jehovah/

They mentioned Kristen Stewart on Rick and Morty and Jerry banged her
pretty cool

>>2968646
What episode?

>>2968650
Rixty Minutes

What's her natural hair colour?

>>2968683

fuck, that glove is for gripping virgin sacks and removing them

>>2968672
Secretly she is blonde, see In The Land of Women

>>2968653
The unwarranted hate is real. She can never get a break in real life or in a cartoon.

>>2968685
blonde is not her natural colour.

How many of these celebrities who chop their hair and dress like men are doing it because they found out about online celebrity worship and they want to ruin it?

>>2968710
approximately 0

>>2968710

but that doesnt ruin it, shes sexy af

>>2968710
Well if she did it for that then it's a fail, cuz that pic >>2966971 is becoming my new fapping favorite one.

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>>2968710
None. Cause it's impossible to ruin it completely, there will always be worshippers.

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How long until she gets a boyfriend again?

>>2968731
how can we know it?

>>2968731
You mean a decent boyfriend? Fuck knows anon...

>>2968731
I hope her cunt is tightened from years without a good cock inside it. Then the first good hard fuck will split her open and her soul will erupt out of her pussy, and she will be fixed

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Does Kristen brand her slaves?

>>2968522
>>2968530
the toes are perfect, it's the nails that are the issue. she clearly doesn't give a shit about taking care of them.

>>2968731
Never, obviously.
At least i hope so..

Please shit in my mouth Kristen

>>2968902
whatttttt

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>>2968902
Stop saying weird shit and post more Kstew pics faggot

>>2968982
the funny thing is she would find it degrading and i would enjoy it ;)

>>2968998
worshipping is allowed

>>2969002
G O D D E S S
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>>2968998
So easy to imagine fellating her minge as she lays there, but first... that tummy hole.

>>2969002
I want her to castrate me

>>2969032
You've just done that quite well yourself, loser.

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Black hair kristen best kristen

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>>2969098
Can't argue with that.

>>2968902
kristen should train all her virgin worshippers to love the taste of her shit! here's how i'd suggest
she takes a regular-sized black dildo and lubes it up, then she pushes it deep inside her tight ass
she fucks herself a little bit with it, twists it around, but mostly just leaves it inside and plays with her sphincter muscles to squeeze it.
then after a while, the silicone is warm inside her, she pulls it back out with a big sluurrp as it fights the suction of her anus,
and now it's covered in the slime from inside her anus! melted brown stuck against the ridges...
any good worshipper of hers would have to take this dildo and completely clean it with their mouths. licking the rubber, putting it completely in their mouths and sucking hard so their cheeks hollow. they'd have to keep going until the entire thing way clean and dry from top to bottom. a few weeks of this everyday and they'd be completely trained to love her smell and taste. obviously if you wanted to start on the real thing sooner than later... depending on how fast they learn ;)

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I miss when she used to dress like a total average normie back then. Now she tries too hard.

>>2969205
> she used to dress like a total average normie
She still dresses exactly the same.

>>2969207
yeah, her casual style is the best.

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>>2969207
I suppose you're right.

>>2969207
She didn't wear so many ugly baggy jeans in her prime years. it's a shame because her legs and thighs are my favourite part, and also when her jeans are tight and show off her cute little butt. Those baggy lesbian jeans do nothing for me

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>>2969234
Would love to see a cock being dragged across those silky lips.

>>2969236
I'd love to see her cock. Neatly shaved and pink against her pale thighs

>>2969242
she doesn't have it, moron.

>>2967031
You talk like a pedophile

>>2969204
>>2969234
she's insanely beautiful:3

>>2969311
You should see her pussy

>>2969215
Muh dick

>>2969450
Those cute feet

has anyone got a picture of her where she definitely isn't wearing any make-up?

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>>2969461
looks like she has a bit of left over eyeliner on but otherwise seems to be no makeup.

>>2969466
Damn she's an angel.....
I wonder if she's phoning for a taxi or her agent to come pick her up after a good long fucking..

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>>2969469
don't be weird anon

is it wrong to want to lick her sweaty armpits?

>>2969508
Nope. I want to drink from her pits after a sauna makes her completely drenched in her own sweat

>>2968742
You keep telling yourself that...

*kisses her anus Good night*

>>2968742
>doesn't give a shit about taking care of them
Because she's a dyke

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>>2969508
Best armpits in the game

>>2969711
Imagine all the worshippers she could satisfy...

>one dick for each armpit
>one for muh vagina
>one for her sweet ass
>and one of course for each feet
>let's not forget mouth and her godly hands too
So nearly 10 of us.

>>2969721
strap-ons do nothing for me , sorry.

>>2969721
i'd be more interested if worshippers had big dicks that could stretch her holes.
3 worshipper dicks (1 in her ass, pussy and mouth) is only the same volume as one large cock

>>2969874
holy fucking pits

>>2966971
disgusting person in every way.
not ever gonna care
sad.
get a life.

>>2969891
Then why are you here, anon?

>>2969920
He's just jealous. Leave this poor thing alone.

>>2969874
Every picture of her deserves to be this high-quality

>>2969998
I would love to be breastfed by Kstew

>>2970007
Don't be weird anon...

>>2970013
I just want to give and receive pleasure with Kstew... it's normal to do if you love someone... probably

>>2969944
>>2969920
no the question is why are you still here since i have told you that and asked you in so many different ways to leave .

reminding you again that you will suffer serious consequences, so you dont say i didn't tell you enough .

>>2969920
Why do you feed those fucking trolls, dumbass?

>>2970068
>here it is anon, now lick it clean

>>2970071
Am i naked doing this? maybe handcuffed?

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Best legs ever?

>>2970111
So smooth and creamy. Want to rub the head of my cock over every inch and finish all over her feet.

>>2970073
No. Full latex suit and you've been uncircumcised

>>2970111
Those thighs are designed to be my earmuffs while I tonguefuck her into ecstasy

>>2970015
Suuuuuuure...

>>2970059
It's entertaining dipshit

>>2970171
I'm just saying... If Kstew loved me back the way I loved her (I know, not gonna happen..) then we would be like two halves coming together.. (pun intended)
Cause when you love someone you just want to give them your heart and don't expect anything in return, you just hope they give you their heart too <3 xx and lots of orgasms xxx

>>2970175
ur a fagit

>>2970111

No question.

>>2970174
I wanna suck those feets

>>2970183
>t. carlos

>>2970185
and her asshole!

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>tfw no multiethnic kstew harem

>>2970175
Whatever you say, anon

>>2970198
Just proving how perfect the original is.

>>2970207
I don't understand why people think I'm weird

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>>2970241
Divine.

>>2970228
>>2970233
>>2970234
>>2970241
The best legs in the WORLD

Sick of seeing scans of printed versions of these photos of our glorious goddess; fucking magazines need to release the originals dammit. I need 10,000x10,000 px pictures of her thighs

>>2970247
Just wait, sooner or later we'll get the digital versions of these photos

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When are we going to get a celebrity board already?

>>2970294
why not just get a lyfe ?

its a win win.
no one wants you here.
and you actually get to spend your life doing something cool :)

unironically think about it

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>>2970296
I do have a life you dweeb. I just want to post pics of actresses on /tv/.

>>2970298
think about it.

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>>2970311
dont take it personally
just do it.

>>2970305
i want to eat her pussy so bad fuuuugggg

>>2970314
nobody here cares, about any of it.

I care about you, fellow kstew worshippers
(especially when you type out your fantasies for me to read)

>>2970321
no you dont get it.

I

dont care.
dont care what u care about.
dont care about your fantasies.
dont care about u .
i dont like you.
we dont share the same values.
we never will.
im okay with that.
i get it. now leave

your going to be replaced anyways by younger.

im actually doing a favor by telling you to leave.
but i get something out of it as well.
its not even personal.
just go. srsly.

>>2970325
just so you know I post here everyday, so please read my posts and remember that i didn't listen to you

>>2970325
..........What the fuck are you on about mate????....

Someone went full retard.

>>2970361
its all common sense and logic.

wether your ignorance if feigned or genuine, is solely a reflection upon you.

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>>2970365
Hi anon. I love it when you talk bat-shit crazy to me.

>>2970376
then i am going to have to ignore you , until you have gained an understanding of my original message.

>>2970376
I wanna be a giant but not that much, so I can suck Kstew entirely, like a human lolipop... shes so lovely I couldn't suck just one part at a time tbqh

>>2970513
I'd rather shrink down about 4 inches tall and go inside her pussy, let her carry me around all day

>>2970542
>shrinked inside pussy
>literally cannot see her but meat hole only everywhere
Autism.

>>2970228
hot!

>>2970545
yeah, I can fuck her with my entire body... and drink her wetness when she gets hot and aroused.. imagine literally taking a bath in her juice.!! every part of me covered in her arousal.. her walls rhythmically squeezing and hugging me.. so delicious and pungent

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