Kristen Stewart Worship Thread

so much threads for our goddess, the true queen of /hr/ let's admit it, member those threads keep flowing thanks to our devotion

>>2952437
>thanks to our devotion
Retardation*

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<3

>>2952437
I love her so much. I want to taste every inch of her pale flesh and worship her asshole

>>2952394
Trap?

>>2952617
If Kristen had a feminine cock I would suck it daily

>>2952637
I would suck her cock no matter how it looked. I want to be leashed by her and led around her house so I could be right by her side whenever she gave the command that I needed to start sucking.

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The fact she's had her toes sucked makes me hard knowing she has given footjobs.

>>2952642
I agree, I retract the qualifying term feminine

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>>2952651
It's just a shame that will never be a reality. As an alternative, I would love to do the same with a more devout Kristen worshipper than myself, and have the honour of aiding them whenever they wanted to give tribute to her.

>>2952653
I just want to see her squirm and moan when I look up into her eyes with her thick meaty pole deep inside my throat

>>2952661
Also I want her to stroke my hair and call me her good boy as my eyes water

>>2952663
That's a bit gay

>>2952725
So is she <3

I want to be her personal footstool.

Please Goddess Kristen, press your sweaty stinky socked feet against my face!

>>2952753
Turn up the heating really high so her entire body drips with her delicious odorous perspiration

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>tfw you tell her to whip it out...

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>and she actually does it
the absolute madman

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Godspeed... Godspell, pre 2014 Kris10

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>>2952871

>>2952995
the most sweet smile in the world.

>>2952999
fake

>>2953001
The exact smile she does when I ever so gently tickle her sphincter with my tongue

>>2953033
trips crush dubs newfag. Especially trvSatan trips.

I really, really enjoy reading about the ways you want to worship Kstew in lots of detail <3

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>>2952995

>>2953110
does it make your cock hard?

>>2953135
Yes very! Especially the very lengthy descriptions that involve lots of sensory stimuli

>>2953137
fucking perverts.

>>2953141
I just enjoy my imagination, doing things with her, loving her as much as I possibly can..

>>2953152
lol.

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>>2953152
do it here

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>>2953033
wrong.

>>2953192
Am I missing something?

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>>2953198
benis

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>>2953130

>>2953207
Disgusting shoes and hair

>>2953189
beauty:3

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>>2953234
But you could sink your fingers in her hair and stroke her and kiss her~

>>2953383
>green shit instead of my pepe with kstew pics...
newfag

>>2953383
no thank you

>>2953388
green faces are from like 2006 so you're new lol

>>2953110
I want to hear someone moaning her name in ecstasy as I wrap my lips around the hard cock she has blessed them with. Both of us worshipping her in our own way and enjoying the gifts she gives, swallowing down the tribute to her, a beautiful moment of that devotion to her being passed to another worshipper.

>>2953436
Anon I think you're turning me gay

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>>2953207

>>2953438
If you're getting that hard cock for Kristen lovingly worshipped all while thinking of her you can't be anything other than bi.

>>2953448
>bi
No such thing nig, you gay

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>>2953442

>>2953525
It doesn't really matter.

>>2953556
love her ears, lol.

>>2953559
So soft looking.

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>>2953559
I would nibble these babies all evening

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>>2953525
at this point I know that I have to suck some big juicy cock because that's probably what she did in the past, because I have to experience what she has lived. That's why I've already been pegged by a woman, something she must do on a daily basis let's be honest. My boipuss is all yours my boy-Goddess you're incredible.

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>>2953561
yep:3

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>>2953568
A big cock, throbbing for Kristen in front of my face is just what I need right now.

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>>2953599

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>>2953609
Imagine that soft tongue swirling around the head after those lips have slid up the shaft, smearing that lipstick along the way. If I could give someone even a tenth of that experience in her honour I would be so happy.

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>>2953611
actually it makes me want to wear lipstick like her and be a sissy giving head... if only I was not so masculine though :_(

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>>2953609

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>>2953616
I had the same problem and just had to accept that I'll never be feminine. No one can take away what's in your head though. I'm sure there are Kristen worshippers out there that would be cool with a guy sucking their dick while they enjoy her. And if I get to pretend I'm her and give them the kind of head I think she would then we're both getting something out of it.

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>>2953632
Me on the left

>>2953683
Those perfect fucking small tits!!!!

>>2953631
>he thinks we're meming
Have already fapped to her with another kstew worshipper actually. Next step would be to have one beautiful cock in my mouth for her.

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>>2953533

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>>2953757

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>>2952394

>>2953769
Superglue my lips to her anus please

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>>2953787

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>>2953786
god bless The Rolling stones for this music video with Kristen.

>>2953807
imagine her make-up after a couple hours of passionate rutting...

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:3

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>>2953726

>>2952394
I hope she appreciates how we give worship to her by giving our cum in tribute everyday

>>2953920
>all those possible children we give in holocaust to her
She must feel it somehow anon.

>>2953920
I'm jealous of all the cum that Robert shot up inside her pussy and anus, getting to live up there for hours until it drips out of her Godly holes

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>>2953920
I hope she doesn't get too mad that I've never helped a more devout worshipper give a more meaningful tribute.

>>2954010
Do you know how to suck cock good?

>>2954010
That's an amazing photo. She has the greatest eyes.

>>2953799
I still don't understand how we din't see a tit flash in this video considerind the tshirt she wore. There must be outtakes were we see some tits.

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>>2954048
This...

But I want to and can take direction so if not I will soon learn. I have a lot of dildo practice but I don't know if it's any good.

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>>2954052

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>>2954061
I'm not so fussy... Just looking for an average dude that isn't a flaming homo but bicurious enough to be okay with a masculine guy sucking his cock. I'm the one with the problem because I don't think there are many people like that out there.

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>>2954065
In real life or in this thread? The answer's no either way.

>>2954064
I wish I had someone to practice on my cock all day while I browse the internet and play vidya, in Kstew's name

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>>2954071
The submission element of being on my knees sucking you off while your attention is somewhere else is so exciting to me. And all that practice for the main event when you cum down my throat while looking deep into her eyes.

>>2954075
Would you mind getting your tongue pierced for me?

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>>2954080
Only if Kristen ever did. Do they really make fellatio better?

>>2954082
Do you want a very clean penis to suck, or I can just let it be smelly and have more of a musky delicious sweaty taste? Smells like vinegar down there.

>>2952849
I think she's surprised that there's a pussy down there.......

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>>2953912

>>2954102
You're disgusting.

>>2954114
just don't mind these freaks.

>>2954114
I bet you wouldn't even drink Kstew's ass sweat

>>2953616
you just have to keep giving head

>>2953707
wouldn't make more sense lick a pussy for her?

>>2954146
Yep.

>>2954146
Please. No woman out there could ever worship her as much as a man.

A cock, stiff and throbbing from Kristen's beauty deserves pleasure more than a vagina.

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>>2954146
Buddy, if you are looking for sense you are on the wrong board, possibly planet.

>>2953707
I fap to her with guys on skype all the time - AWESOME

>>2954180
w-wanna hang out?

>>2954075
This is my fantasy too!

I want her all to myself. No fanfare, noone else but her and I. Wrapped up together on a muggy day, an ambient petering rain against the tiny window of our humble midwest bungalow interspersed between the sound of her sweet lips kissing, undulating over my tense body. shivers of ecstasy with every smack, feeling her passion with every pressured snog, she's here, with me, in the moment

The heating indoors was compounded by our lovemaking, holding our tongues together, she begins stripping down, beads of limpid saliva trickled down her porcelain body, I slide my hands up her like a pottery wheel, embracing eachother to frissons of pleasure

Did you think I forgot our Queen, I'm back boys

>>2954256
Welcome back anon, so tell us about your worshipping.

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>>2954270

>armchair psych
>special snowflake trip talking about attn seeking
> not even a real trip, could have chosen any name and doesn't even have a laconic cool alias
>unfunny, boring, grating, threadkiller

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>>2954162
> No woman out there could ever worship her as much as a man
why not? don't be so self-centered, i'm sure lesbians could properly worship our Goddess too.

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>>2954279
Don't replay to this stupid troll, dude. He's obviously insane, so just ignore him and leave him alone with all his madness.

>>2954280
I dont know about that lock, but she sure has the key to my boipuss...

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>>2954284
these locks are from jewellery collection of Jillian Dempsey, Kristen's makeup artist.

>>2954254
I have a nice warm boner reading this

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>>2954284
>>2954299
very lewd anon here, been a long long time since on /hr/, spent lots of time as a Selenaboi here and elsewhere

just wanted to say nice to see others expressing their lewdness yet, very hot, fast moving thread too. anyway here is a little housewarming gift for my KStew bros

.jpg understands

he doesn't just spam justjared snaps and every frilly stew pic from 2008 - he and I have reached the aesthetic level of kris10 curation

we are two of one soul

When we gonna blast some hot white jism to the queen in group chat on IRC, bois?

>>2954324
why a pastebin?

I wanna drive to go get coffee with her and buy her an extra large latte, drive around with her drinking it so afterwards she has to piss a lot. Then we'd get into the back seat, behind tinted black windows, I lie down across the seats and she kneels over my face, one knee either side of my head. Then she sits her pussy right over my mouth and starts to relax and let her piss trickle out a bit. I grip my lips over her flaps and start to feel her hot piss against my tongue, and my mouth starts to fill up quickly. And I take a big gulp and breathe through my nose and smell her pussy and asshole, slick with sweat from a hot California morning. And then I just keep taking mouthful after mouthful of her piss and gulping it down and starting to feel very full, but she doesn't stop, and it's a challenge to keep up swallowing all her piss so I don't accidentally let any drip on the seats, but I succeed and she finally finishes, and then she sits down on my face hard and wriggles around leaving her trace all over my face. This would happen every morning

Can you imagine how glorious it would be to lick her dirty butthole clean after she took a shit?

>>2954352
I would die happy. and very erect.

>>2954350
Yes, it would be a shame if the homosexuals hot banned

>>2954359
Nobody gives a shit about heaven

>>2954369
>>2954370
Her pitpussy is unreal. I want to lick it

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>>2954389

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>>2954299

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>>2954389
Even when it's unshaven?

The regular IRC channel, folks.

We're all going to hell.

>>2954399
Fuck yes, of course.

>>2954402
i forgot

>>2954413
How do I get into heaven?

>>2954416
Face first, buried deep into Kstew's pussy

Where can I find a normal fan of Kristen and not someone with a disgusting pickled vinegar dick?

>>2954414
selenabois on rizon.net/chat

>>2954418
I have a beautiful penis - care to chat?

>>2954419
>selenabois
Fuck outta here

God is dead
Praise Kris10

>>2954461
God: dead
Kris10: alive

>>2954465
god is dead literally dead

>>2954470
god is a corpse

>>2954470
Something has to have life before it can die :)

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>>2954512
Can always count on .jpg guy to get the thread back on track.

>>2954376
What kind of camels are those?

>>2954578

Camel Blue. Says it right there above Camel... and it's blue.

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>>2954113

>>2954376
I want her to sit on my face while she smokes a pack

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Kristen sits on your face while Jodie pegs you, y/n?

>>2954723
I'd rather get pegged by kri10 desu

>>2954802
I bet she has such nice, hard, ruthless, rhythmic stroke.

>>2954802
>>2954809
She'd stretch you so hard you couldn't fart again

>>2954837
I hope she gets off on the sound of her hips slapping against my ass, so that she thrusts into me so hard and fast to hear it as often and as loud as possible.

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>>2954749
Let's put some color on that face!

>>2954858
NIce... it would be good to stretch yourself out for an hour or two beforehand, using increasingly large dildos and buttplugs, so that she will be able to use her biggest strap-on on you, really make you scream and cry for me! Shit I mean her. I am not Kristen

>>2954723
Fisting would be nice option too.

>>2954876
I would love to fit both of Kristen's skinny wrists inside my ass! Elbow deep

>>2954878
Might get a larger anal toy to try to imagine this...

>>2954878
That would be nice, with a proper warm up though.

>>2954879
I have a relatively small dildo for butt stuff, and I refuse to get anything bigger. The only person that will ever get to stretch me out is Kristen.

>>2954879
Some kind of fist shaped toy would be good for that. Doc Johnson's fist, though I can't recommend. That thing is so huge that... nope. Noooope. It just doesn't fit even with a slow warm up and I'm about 5′ 10″. Maybe if you are way way way taller, but I doubt it.

I need one of those fucking machines so I can really feel what it would be like to be on all fours taking a pounding from her. Maybe she'd like forcing me to back up onto it myself, and calling me a stupid faggot while I do so, but right now I'm only getting half the experience when I do that.

>>2954890
Thinking about the same thing with F-Machine Gigolo. Or some other model from F-Machine. Dildo big enough and a good pace for the machinery and some Kristen Stewart (and Jodie Foster / Dakota / Joan Jett) images to the screen in front of me... pure bliss!

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>>2954399
oh god

>>2954399
I wanna tongue fuck her pussy with her pubes up my nose. female hair doesn't bother me

>>2954928
Oh?

The heresy has been purged.

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>>2954990
THE WILL AND THE WAY

The only people who would be down to to get their dick sucked etc. to Kstew would be ugly, bottom the barrel neckbeards. Anyone else would just get a girl to do it if they wanted.

So can we stop shitting up these threads with that kind of talk, please?

>>2955005
> So can we stop shitting up these threads with that kind of talk, please?
Yeah, that would be nice.

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>>2955005

Mean suckers are my fetish. Are you in CA? I promise I'll bring a cat that licks your anus in return.

Thread civil war

>>2955005
>>2955006

Unfortunately, that's all Kstew threads are.

I would be terrified to find out people like this exist if I were her.

>>2955018
She obviously knows. Girls aren't some kind of innocent fairies.

No woman has ever looked good with a bleached crew cut.

>>2955027
Is that a fact?

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>>2955027
Except KStew, obviously.

>>2955033
This.

I've kinda warmed to the haircut, but she definitely looks better with longer hair. It was always one of her best features.

>>2955037
You can grow long hair for her if you're such a girl

Would you rather:

Have a video of Kristen sucking a pretty big black cock until it cums all over her face.

Suck a Kristen fan off while they moaned her name and stroked your head until they came into your mouth.

>>2955037
Kristen certainly prefers short haircuts though.

>>2955043
First one, then I might be able to give her up

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>2955043
>gay or gay
hmmm...

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>>2954601

>>2955050
I like her tits

>>2955052
That guy on the right getting so fucking BTFO holy shit I would kill myself if I was him

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love all Kristen's haircuts, no matter long or short. it's just a hair lol.

>>2955061
Real worshipper

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>>2955061

>>2955084
post more fresh photos too, dude. that's getting boring.

>>2955079
Ugly potato face

>>2955090
This isn't a request board.

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>>2955099
too bad.

>>2955090
This is better than your faggot cocksucking discussion

>>2955112

fuckin' THIS

But, at the same time, that's why I come here. I don't even give a fuck about KStew. I just read the faggots posting about wanting to suck each others' dicks because they've insanely convinced themselves that's what a ""gay"" has-been celebrity would want.

I mean, c'mon son, she looks like a rock-bottom drug addict.

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>>2955112
it's not me who discuss this. i'm sick of these faggots too.

>>2955224
jfc, so cute.
i love you, my Queen!

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>>2955217
rewatched Blade(1998) recently and she looks like the spunky vamp chick that was Frost's beard

>>2955242
Me on the right, charmed by the divine light of the Goddess.

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>Anon, get yourself OVA HEEEERE NAO

>>2955297
>>2955297
>>2955297
fresh thrd.

>>2955256
Thiiighs