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>News
This is a command, not a request >>2935980
Detective Stone investigates >>2936381
Reminder for the Sabbath >>2939376
Anon says Emily Jean is the bees knees >>2939729
Anon holds Emily Jean's hand >>2942405
Anon tells of a chosen one >>2943389
Anon tells of it's significance >>2943390
Anon kills the dog >>2943391
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>QotD
Which article of clothing would you like Emily to wear?
I LOVE EMILY JEAN
>Which article of clothing would you like Emily to wear?
a thong
show us ur butt emily
>>2943738
https://youtu.be/rE3bc8rCy6Q
Emly yoga booty
>>2943755
>swn fart in your mouth
>>2943954
BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING
>that one autist spending his evenings writing a wall of text for his OP post and thinks is funny
>that one autist constantly writing the same thing over and over and over for months
I'd imagine it's the same pathetic person but who knows
>>2943959
go ask >>>/tv/lbg for whoever wrote it
>>2943959
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Isn't she old and a stuck up cunt? Loved her in Zombieland
>>2943984
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2943984
Not even close.
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2943984
>old
Maybe if you're 12.
>>2943989
we have minds with the likes of hawking and einstein on the clock 25/8 trying to figure out the answer to our universes' most demanding question
cute cute cute! i love her! she is cute!
i love her so much she is my everything i love her she's so Cuuuute oh my god i love her with all my heart literally perfect so lovely so cute i love her
No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
>log into Emily Jean acc on Twits
>see Sharon STONE tweet
>See James Woods tweeting about Sharon in Casino
>come here and see this post
>mfw
>>2944030
>>2944028
EMILY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2944023
try again sherlock
>>2944026
i love emma jean!! yes i do!!!!!!!!!! i love her this much *arms spread VERY wide* :o
>>2944032
*biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sniff* aahhhhhhhhhh
holy fuck, this girl has quite the fanbase
>>2944033
Someone get this ching-chong out of the Emily Jean thread!
>>2944293
Anyone else amazed that people are STILL butthurt at Emma for taking that role? The nerve.
eeeeeeeee i love emma!!!!
>>2944346
eeeeeeeee me too!!
>>2944229
These threads are kind of creepy
/hr/ was a mistake
I want to sneak up on Emma and SPANK her!
>>2944562
I wanna breathe her farts
I want to burn her feces and breathe the fumes.
>>2944298
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
>>2944609
not u, "People".
I want Emily to FEED ME!!!
"Here comes the train! Choo choo!"
>>2944684
I think emma is more of a aeroplane girl
wooooosshhhhhhhhhh
I want Emily to be my Judo Sensei
>>2944692
*emma flips me over and pegs my boipussy*
I want to sloppy kiss Emma after I splooge all over her face
I want to hold Emma's hand after I splooge all over her face
I want to skin off the perimeter of her anus and use it as a sweatband
>>2944745
>engaging in banter even with the commoners
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>2944562
rude
I want to staple my dick to her face and have her go about her day with me hanging down
>>2944872
cute!!!!!! shes so fucking cute i cant contain it!!!!!!!!!! i love emma and her cute face!! cute! cute! cute!!
MREAAAAAAAAAAAOW *scratch*
i'm a footfag and even y'all are making me cringe.
>>2944968
I have CRAZY love for Emily!!!
CRAZY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rips off shirt*
I FUCKING LOVE EMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flips table*
*loves emnly jeane forever*
*lstens attentively to your story because she loves you very VERY much*
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
VERY cold emma lady OMG
needs warmth vvv quickly
>>2944968
It's one autist samefagging.
>>2945429
wrong
*latex squeaky noises as she moves around her tush*
I lift my hands in total adoration unto you
You reign on the throne for you are God and God alone
Because of you my cloudy days are gone
I can sing to you this song
I just want to say that I love you more than anything
Love me in your arms
You were my shelter from the storm
When all my friends were gone
You were right there all along
I never knew a love like this before, oh
I just want to say that I love you more than anything
I love you Emily
I worship and adore you
Just want to tell you
Lord, I love you more than anything
>>2945487
>87
Fore!
Do you think Emily Jean Stone takes it in the ass?
>>2945495
She's a taxpayer!
Taxpayers take it in the rear!
(TAKE IT IN THE REEEAR)
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I want to walk in on Emily taking a dump
>>2944033
Someone get this ching-chong out of the Emily Jean thread!
>>2944033
Someone get this ching-chong out of the EmiIy Jean thread!
>>2944293
>>2945501
>>2945502
你为什么说话乱七八糟?我不是一个清唱?
>>2945506
Imagine that ass pressed against your dick.
>>2945507
Would never have occured to me, thanks for the prompt.
>>2945507
Ya, actually that would feel kinda neat. Thanks bud
>>2945507
her butte wood CRUSH your dicc if she sat on it lol
I LOVE EMILY JEAN I DONT CARE WHAT A SQUARE HAS TO SAY I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
I LOVE EMMA JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2945631
I would suck the polish off every one of her toes
>>2945771
her polish wood POISON your boddy if you succed it off lol
>>2944032
*struggles keeping everything from falling off the box*
*farts while fumbling over*
*keeps farting*
"Anon can you help?"
What do?
>>2945904
*sniff*
>>2945909
"Wow what a fucking asshole"
>>2945911
funny i was just thinking the same thing
Emily Jean is disgusting <3
Emily Jean is disgusting <3
~ tounge up and down her juicy vagina ~
Emily Jean is tonguing african anus RIGHT NOW!
Emma Stone wants to suck another mans cock.
>>2945933
BBC SLUT
>>2945934
This. Emily Jane WAS MADE for the BBC
>>2945940
10 emma kises <33
>>2945940
desu she was MADE for blacked.com. The blue eyes, the pale skin, the blonde/red hair, the innocent look. She unironically would be perfrct for BLACKED
i feed emnllet
>>2945790
worth it
Emma is the love of my life
I love her ass too much
>>2945904
Jeez Emma, you have a really bad fucking farting problem.
Emily Jean is so ugly. I hate Emily Jean <3
>wake up
>no Emily Jean farting in my face
jdimsa
Emily Jean is so beautiful. I love Emily Jean <3
I need a picture of Emma that screams "I'm going to slide every inch of this inside you".
>>2946135
>"nuh uh, not today anon"
I sexually identify as Emily Jean's panties while on her period
do you seriously not realize how autistic you sound when you keep saying 'emily jean' ??
>>2946181
it is not autistic
>>2946181
He isn't saying it, he is typing it!
>>2946181
EMILY JEAN
EMILY JEAN
EMILY JEAN
>>2946201
Wow you just summoned her into my room and she's sucking my dick! Thanks!
emma is soooooooooooooo cute!!! aaahhhhh!!
seeeeeeeeeeeewww cute!!!! gaaahh!!
>>2946207
a needle pulling thread
>>2946209
I'll knit a sweater for emma because she deserves it!
i luv emmy & she luvs me back
>emily jean has probably given given you a (You) before
>>2946242
I'd rather she gave me a coconut oil handjob.
>>2946261
eeeeeeeee i love emma!!!!
>>2946181
EEEEEMILYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAN
I love emmy's face!! I want to smooch it!
I love emmy's hands!! I want to hold it!
I love emmy's booty!! I want to sniff it!
>>2946181
thats her name tho
>>2946396
Yes, that's her Originalname (Emma is #3)
WHAT'S UP HETEROSEXUALS
>>>/tv/84683707
Why is she so shy about her feet? Doesn;t she know she has the best pair on earth?
>>2944968
Imagine her working your shaft with her sexy toes and perfect arches, bringing you the edge and then backing off again and again. After she has had her fun watching you squirm she finally gives you the sweet release your balls are aching for. Using only her exquisite feet, she drains your cock dry. Rope after rope then, as you lose steam, drop after drop of cum is expertly milked from your needy shaft and onto her beautiful soles. She continues until you are bone dry, with nothing left to give.
>>2946568
Stop posting this shit fag
>>2946568
post more pls
Where r the new Emma pics!!!!!!!!!
>>2946330
"don't sniff my butt"
She's so cute :3
I really want to know if she's ever done anal.
>>2946952
Faggot
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>>2946967
Faggot
I'm autistic for Emily Jean <3
I'm autistic for Emily Jean <3
what is this emily jean meme?
>>2947023
"Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress." it's her name
>>2947052
What a lovely name.
I love Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress.
I <3 Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress.
>ywn have sweet morning sex with Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress
>>2947060
a wise guy, eh?
What is Emma's favourite lubrication to use for anal sex?
>>2947469
probably black cum, it's the best lube IMHO
Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress. is amazing <3
Emily Jean "Anal Slut" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress. is amazing <3
>>2947469
irrelevant, if the guy she's pegging didn't bring any that's his fault not hers.
>/hr/
Damn sure doesn't look like /hr/ in here, with like no pictures posted at all.
>>2947506
theres 61 posted
>>2947521
of 156 posts. Disgusting rate.
Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress. is amazing <3
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
*MUAH*
so gosh darn CUTE!
oooooooooooooooooooh my emily is the cutest fricken girl in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2946570
Sorry, request denied.
she's so PERFECT oh my gosh *cries*
aaaAAAAhhh it's emma stone oh my gooaaaAAAD....
*faint*
i love emly jean!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I also like to build bricks with Minecrap. It is the most fun you could pwolsibly have, while playing an app!"
eeeeeeeeeee i love Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress.!!!
Please post more of her feet.
>>2948411
Please
Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress. is amazing <3
>>2948411
No we've got those pictures
I'M GONNA SING THE CUTE SONG NOW
CUTE CUTE, CUTE CUTE CUTE, CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
CUTE CUTE CUTE, CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE, CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
my lil bby :3
*protects and hugs Emily Jean "Emma" Stone (born November 6, 1988) is an American actress. with y big and muscular arms *
<3
>>2948756
What a stunningly ugly woman.
what a stunningly CUTE woman
what a stunningly CUTE woman
what a stunningly CUTE woman
look at her!!!!!
LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the love of God, and all that is holy, LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ponders emily jean*
Feet.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love emma! yes!!! yes i do!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!
I want her to sit on my dicc
>>2949336
i want her to sit on my face
>>2949053
are those nipples pierced?
>"im NOT sitting on your dicc. it would CRUSH it
>>2949588
What will/does Emma do if she finds a dick that can withstand her sitting on it?
>>2949380
>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
It is a basic human right! I am being denied!
i love emaily n she loves me <333333
>>2949588
That's why you sit on it with it in your pussy, silly.
really wish someone would post new emily pics!!!!!!!!!`
>>2949744
>forcefully holds emily still & bend her over
>spank her hard 40 times as emily cries in pain
>>2949802
*reports you to the emily police*
THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT JEAN! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND LEAVE THE COMPUTER SLOWLY!
>>2945506
what a skillz
>>2949744
why do these idiots never get butt shots
perfect boobies btw
>>2950370
her butte wood CRUSH your eyes if she unleashed it on them lol
>>2949705
Maybe, just maybe. we don't need to create a new thread everytime one is full just because we want to say Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2950381
Heretic!!
<3<3<3<3<3
>>2950366
I love this where do i buy?
>>2950440
You buy a frame and you print the picture inside
Watching Robertsfags shilling so hard for "muh Best Emma" is truly painful to watch. Embarrassed on their behalf.
>>2951081
>esg is one person
>>2951090
no evidence
:3
>>2951094
I can guarantee you that I am not the anon you are replying to
I am Emily Jean!
>>2951141
I am Emily Jean!
>>2951235
Emily Jean is God!
>>2951235
Emily Jean is God!
>>2951337
I created the universe and forgave everyone's sins, what other priorities do I have?
Can you autistlords stop samefagging and just post pictures on her?? Isn't that what this board is?
Does these kind of threads always turn into "write the most creepy thing you want to do to her" kinda threads?
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
is there any proof?
>>2951511
oh. i must have missed that
>>2951511
seems legit
>>2951380
I think we are past that with framing random pictures of her or getting a pillow with her face on it
my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rare.
Thanks for the dump, not seen a few of those!
>>2952601
i hate this pic so much
>>2952673
Why?
>>2952601
>4fuckr.com
esg getting more patrician by the day
>>2946136
Fap fap
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.
You're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight.
With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fears apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
Touches my foolish heart.
Yes you're lovely, never, ever change
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you
Just the way you look tonight.
what are all these pictures doing here?
why they so cuuuuuuute
eeeeeeeee i love emma!!!!
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!
>>2953129
Don't know but they're giving me a proper hard dick.
*holds emily jean's hand*
cool
*holds emily jean's penis*
>>2954115
100% the prettiest toad on Earth
Fuck Planned Parenthood.
>tfw my waifu is prettier and more athletic than your waifu
How jelly are you right now? pretty jelly i imagine
>>2954542
OP here, Im so jelly Stone is fat and smelly and ugly
>>2954542
Impressive, post your waifu so I can see if what you're saying is true.
>>2954542
literally who
>>2954542
Based Best Emmaposter
>>2954542
your waifu has shittiest feet and hands, and is also a cunt
>when your gf has 0 personality or star power so you just call her best Emma over and over because no one would care otherwise
>>2954542
Ah yes, the spoiled talentless slag who's always violent to her boyfriends because she knows being a rich slut from a famous family will allow her to get away with it.
What a premium waifu you have there. Feel free to keep her all to yourself.
*kisses emily jean*
*snuggles*
cool
*cums inside emily jean*
cool
*licks emily jean's ass*
cool
aaahhhh!!! I love emma!!!<3333333
i want to shout it from the rooftops!!
I LOVE EMMA JEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to keep her farts in a bottle so i can breath it during an asthma attack
*like Homestar Runner's Onion Bubs*
EMILY JEAN! EMILY JEAN!!! EMILYYY JEEEEEAN!!!!!!
I heard that if you bury a freshly cut Emily Jean toenail in your backyard, strawberries will grow out of it.
Is it true?
>>2955477
mmmm strawberries!!!!!
*seeds on emily jean's face*
cool
*buries my face inside emily jean's booty and feels up butt cheeks with hands*
cool
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before
Really? I used to come on /hr/ years ago but haven't been here for a while, did I miss her stopping by?
Good thread for best Emma, btw.
>>2955477
Yes, but they taste like feet.
*rapes emily jean*
cool
>>2955769
Kill yourself
NEW THREAD: >>2955775