https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2917049/
savage
^_^
who is that gentleman...
starbury
>>2926418
louis
what do u think fannyy's ears taste like
like earwax, probably
eww....
i will not taste them
reposting tumy
imagine marbury's bbc destroying that poor little girl
o.o
will smith...
>>2926460
i-is that seohyun's butt.....
taelegs
what does fany's butt smell like
>>2926471
heaven
kimchi
clip clop
nice boobs
seobb look like she was born with the wrong aspect ratio
seobb was born with the golden ratio
Yoongie looks great in every ratio~
I especially love Yoona's face ratio o__o
>>2926490
but korea uses the silver ratio
oh i see what you did there
Of course we love all of Yoona's ratios
Her tummy ratio....
her o2 : co2 ratio...
seobb got just the right aspect ratio
Yoona has the perfect ratio~
this wide
>>2926510
holy jeebuses
*WARNING* cutestermobile approaching *WARNING*
>>2926511
She looks like she's 40 years old in that pic
i'd love to punch yoona in the face and mess up her ratio
she actually looks 12
>>2926515
id love to punch you in the face and mess up your life
>>2926517
you can't because my life is already messed up
Yoona doesn't like punching :<
No punching perfect ratios please
i'd punch her
i'd punch her real good
We don't punch the people we love~
what about the people we have crushes on
Yes but only playfully.....
*punches you*
H-hey..!
>:3
Was that supposed to be playful or violent....
playfull
Omo you must have a crush on someone! But who could it be..
sounds like a job for detective Yoona..
She's looking for clues already~
that's an intricate belt, Detective Yoona..
Perfect for solving belt-related mysteries
>>2926553
i don't love yoona
in fact, i hate her
I don't think our mystery involves a belt..
>>2926567
No, we love her :)
>>2926569
YOU might, i don't
As expected everyone in the thread loves her~
Oh, that must be it! >>2926571
Anon has a crush on Yoona, of course!
no i don't
i hate everyone on the planet
y-y-yes!
Actually we love Yoona with all our hearts, minds, and souls
so any news about a new album or something? or are they all split up now?
there is a new album soon!
>>2926660
sauce?
https://twitter.com/OH_mes/status/870453683640836096
https://twitter.com/jasminelep/status/869472697004179460
https://twitter.com/itnw0628/status/866632900858396673
chubby sunny is so much hotter than not chubby sunny
is it okay to say that....
it is very okay to say that, because its an objective truth
It's time to rededicate our lives to Yoona
cant wait for the new snsd record, probably gonna take another couple of months though, right?
they all just changed their hair so we think they must be filming right now!
bump!
>>2926840
omo
>>2926840
Wow, she actually looks hot for once
>>2926856
she's always looked hot
especially in Into the New World where she's her delicious natural Thai brown and she looks SO fucking fertile and just begging for a man, ANY MAN, to impregnate her and make her a mommy
i wish kpops wouldnt use all that whitening shit, i want my yellow girls goddamnit
delicious caramel brown is nice too!
of course, ill gladly take any shade of natural asian over fake white
it's not fake if the whiteness reflects the radiant purity of their heart~~~~<3
>>2926416
>>2926907
>>2926416
>>2926418
>>2926419
>>2926420
pretty sure he fucked her black guys have no sense of moral
>>2926907
i still believe that jessica and krystal are engaged in some incest relationship and their boyfriends are just there as a facede to distract from the real love thats happening there
We don't talk like that here
There she is~
There she is~
X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a62Qk59LW_4
those outfits look like the kara mister concept
>>2926911
I don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying he did a bad thing?
>>2927010
nice yul
TЭЁH
Thank you Mr Janitor
wow
Loving Yoona more and more each passing day~
Why aren't you getting more hate-filled every day like most people
Yoona's spirit is with me and thus my heart grows in my sleep to accommodate all the love. And any feelings of hatred and negativity are destroyed like a toxin being purged by an antidote
Are you sure you aren't just becoming more deluded
Something else is growing..
W-what...
I think you know....
No, I don't...
why is the god damned favicon always lit up for this tab even when theres no new posts
it's my love for Yoona..
I can't believe such a small girl can handle a African warrior's spear.
seobb at her concert before she became a famous actress
I can't wait for Yoongie's new song!! She has been practicing so hard~
is it before snsd comeback
i think so!
trust yoona to delay everything for her own benefit
typical yoongie
will it be a dance pop bop
i'm going to kill myself and write Yoona's name on the walls with my blood
>>2927743
how will you accomplish that while dead
>>2927744
i'll cut myself first and then kill myself
>>2927743
wait until she's married so you can write her husband's name, or your death-scrawling will become obsolete
no dont write my name...
Yoona wants us to stay alive and spread the message of love and joy~
true love is a lie
I can personally attest that Yoona's love is real and true!
and i can personally attest from my horrible life that love is in fact a lie
You just have to open your heart to her and you will understand~
i have opened my heart to others before and they just hurt me
Trust in Yoona and you won't regret it. She is so good and just!
women are incapable of love
Yoona is an angelic spirit who has temporarily adopted a mortal shell
>>2927767
nice hips
>>2927771
then why did she choose to be a woman
She had to be the most beautiful girl in the world~
it's all a trick, she's using her looks to deceive you
lust will be your downfall
Yoona doesn't create lust she creates love!
love is just a chemical in your brain that compels you to reproduce, thus she produces lust
As expected, Yoona's infinite love transcends biology~
just like her infinite beauty
You oon ah
Deer Yoong
dere yoong
>>2928209
>섹시
Y-yoona...
she knows what the YAs want....
We want qt Yoona!
no we want sekshi yoona
Andwae!!
imagine lifting up that skirt...
and seeing 3 layers of safety shorts
the girls don't wear safety shorts casually...
good thing thats not a casual situation
Hehe~
soy milk is sexy
come on gurl my banana's got some ooyoo for ya
yeri
Yeri
doesnt she look absolutely gorgeous recently
Ugri
how could you say such a thing about our precious yerim
I looked at her, thought about it, then said it
no, we like yeri here
I like Joy
no one like ugri
Yeri is stunning
we like all revels here
That's so true! We love them
wow... O.O
wow...O.O all the revels except ugri......
There is no revel named ugri, silly bean!
it's my nickname for yeri
no it isn't
its not a very good one
actually it is though because it ends in 'ri' like yeri but if you say it in a korean accent it literally sounds like ugly lol
no, we think yeri is pretty here
we only think snsd are pretty
we think all sm girls are pretty
except hyoyeon
i think that girl is pretty o__o
so precious...
After years of the cutesy image Taeyeon got tired of keeping up appearances and her reacord sales were lagging, she decided a change of image was necessary. Taeyeon's manager and her decided to move to a more risque and sexually powered image. They decided to do an erotically charged photoshoot/photobook for the die hard fans.
The next day the manager found a photographer/company that was going to pay Taeyeon insane amounts of money to do the photo shoot and she signed a contract and decided to go through with it, hey i am not going to have sex with any one thought Taeyeon.
Day of the shoot
Taeyeon went to the shoot, there was only one person the photographer, he explained to Taeyeon what they were going to do and that he thought, if there was no one else but the photographer and her she would feel more at ease. Taeyeon thought it seemed a but odd at first but was okay with it.
So the photographer set up his camera and lights they were so bright but Taeyeon was use to it and had seen it all before. She was given a bikini like clothing to wear and pose in. The bikini shot went well she was laughing and talking she felt at ease with the photographer.
Next came the shot where Tae was going to be in lingerie (she wore victoria secret stuff, she had a contract signed which meant she got paid for wearing it). She was a bit shy and nervous and it could be seen as well. Her face went completely red but after posing a little she got more confident and she got a new bit of energy from it.
As she got confident the photographer asked if she could slowly strip (as it was in the contract and she was awear of it) she complied, slowly she took off her bra reveling her milky pale skin, incredibly beautiful and smooth, she smiled and blushed as she hid her breasts behind her hands. The photographer said don't be shy I seen it before.
i love our girls
which ones..
i think you know...
i love them too~
ew not those ones
I love the asian ones
>>2929184
but they are all asian
>>2929186
my point exactly
the thai one sooyoung is the most genetically predisposed to being insatiably obsessed with cock and pumping out a hundred babies
that makes her the best because there's no higher purpose for a human being than to procreate and spread god's children across this earth
>>2929208
what if she gives birth to the next hitler or worse yet the next mother teresa ?? or worse yet another amber
we like amber
>>2928994
Pt2
The photographer then said can you lose the underwear as well, don;t worry you can keep your self covered. With one hand cupping her small but perky boobs she slide her under wear off. Reveling her incredibly smooth and hairless. She kept her hand there covering her modesty. As photoshoot continued she felt more secure and easy and lowered her defenses but she was still nervous. She finally lowered her hand and reveled her perfect body. Photographer said wow you look incredible, her naked body was something to behold tight stomach/midriff with a hint of a six pack but still feminine small but perky tits with perfect nipple perfect hips that gave her a hourglass shape and legs that suited her short perfectly petite body. She was hairless and smooth all over. This is going to be a bit challenging but can you pose now said the photographer, taey nodded. She sat in the bed, first shot was of her with the bed sheet covering her but her legs were exposed in an open position, another shot with her lying on her front and her back and ass exposed. It slowly got lewder and lewder enough to give a /hr/ snsd member a nose bleed and then some. At this point it could be seen the photographer was excited. His bulge could be seen visibly under his pants. Now we will next do the simulated sex shoot, don't worry relax it over before you know it and you will have fun said the photographer.
>>2929210
Hitler just wanted to save germany from a communist revolution, anon, it wasn't his fault that the communist party in germany at the time was led almost exclusively by wealthy jewish intellectuals
It also wasn't his fault that the soviet revolution and that slaughtered tens of millions of innocents was also coincidentally coordinated and carried out almost entirely by wealthy jewish intellectuals, chief among them Trotsky.
It also wasn't his fault that 7 out of 10 german newspapers at the time were owned by wealthy jewish intellectuals, and ran non-stop coordinated smear campaigns and international propaganda campaigns on his national socialist party, forcing him to double-down to defend the german way of life.
It might have been his fault that he lumped all jews together with the few who - coincidentally - happened to be actively dismantling capitalism. Maybe. But the case can be made that, when you can't tell who of a group is the enemy, the most prudent decision is to wipe them all out and apologize later.
>>2929210
Take the word of a respected Israeli Rabbi and Scholar over some /pol/lack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYSv_YQOVo
Enough off-topic posting.
Are asians the real master race? Or just Soshi?
Or is Yoona the true master race, and the responsibility of science to replace every human being with self-replicating Yoongie clones?
I'd commit genocide in her name, as long as it was equity genocide - that is, not motivated by racial, religious, ethnic, gender or orientation, but rather the socially just equality-of-outcome eradication of the entire human species.
Yoongie is a deer angel, so she is clearly above the rest of us wretched creatures. She made us, beasts of clay, in Her image, to serve her whims and make her happy, and we're failing her.
Yoona doesn't want you to commit genoc*de what a horrible thing to say :<
But a world full of Yoona would be a world full of love - without suffering, without prejudice, without disharmony. It would be a truly perfect world. A heaven.
Why is that horrible? Is it not actually horrible that we lesser beings are made to suffer in our imperfect, wretched forms?
>>2929320
North Korea is the Israel of the East. That's the true Chosen Land for Yoona's people.
Yoona's mission is to bring us mortals comfort and peace! The fact that the condition of humanity is to suffer is the very reason Yoona has graced the world with her presence~
But the only peace humans can know is the peace of death, and the only comfort humans can know is the embrace of God in the hereafter ...
tfw no yoona yakuza jav
Yoona is so cool~
>>2929372
I don't think a rule abiding kind Korean kpop girl is "cool"
>>2929374
i agree
"cool" is one of the code-words those rock-and-roll worshiping heathens use
I think cool means wearing your hat backwards~
Hip-hop Yoon..
Our favorite soshi rapper~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjoM12FMSvc
She is cool...
I sure wish I could pull off hats as cooly as Yoongie!
I wish I looked like her
i wish i were yoona
and i'm a straight white male without even a hint of gender dysphoria
just imagine having at your fingertips the enormous wealth and power that yoona has
you could rule the world with the right ambition...
If you had those kinds of thoughts you wouldn't be Yoona even if you looked like her and had her money!
that's true.
i would be Yoongevil Yoongempress Yoong-Yoong.
Or you could use your resources to help people in need :D
I'd be in constant need of an infinite number of prostrating slaves to rub my Yoonafeet and love my Yoonappearance.
Or you could purchase and release all the slaves and debtors around the world :)
masketta taengu..
>>2929430
or you could hire mercenaries to just kill all the slavers to make sure they don't do it again
>>2929503
no it doesn't
killing all the slaves will just make the slavers get new slaves
how naive do you have to be to think that new slavers wouldnt fill the void
>>2929511
woah.. O______O
what kind of juvenile logic is that
>>2929515
imagine drinking her...
>>2929525
freshly made tea
>>2929525
what the heck does that mean!!!
>>2929527
no her......you know....
Taeng should open a tea parlor and call it Tae's Tea :3
i bet it'd be super popular
or teangoo....
her pee...
that's not a good name for a tea parlor it sounds like bathroom humor....
i would go there.............
of course you of all people would :/
what does that mean
taes pee tea
you just have that kind of reputation here :\
welcome to tae's teangoo tea parlour the menu is black tea, green tea or yellow tea
No kink shaming
kinkposting violates the rule against lewdposting
i'm just posting about tea
tea is a euphemism for high-sperm-count semen
no it isn't you just made that up right now
i would drink only tae's yellow tea for the rest of my life if i could
i would drink nothing at all until i died if it meant tae was happy
>>2929711
beta
i would drink only her yellow tea until i died of kidney failure if thats what she wanted
sacrificing one's own life at the whim of one's beloved is the most honorable thing one can do
tfw on your knees drinking from the fountain of tea
i hope these aren't euphemisms......
it's a pee euphemism
i mean a tea euphemism
i mean, never mind
i thought as much... :/
not going to lie i find the idea of taeyeon standing over me looking down in disgust giving me a golden shower really hot
I want to hug and kiss tae in bed on a cold winters morning so our body would keep us warm with water boiling in the background so we can get up and habe naked tea then we watch heman on tv
We just want to respect soshi and let them live their own lives without us in them
women don't want to be respected, they want to be treated like shit
no cursing please
omo a girl idol confessed to seulgi o__o
https://twitter.com/seulpics/status/873001768132558848
everyone loves our slug...
i especially ;_;
>>2929858
oh my what show is this...
idol drama operation team
oh no..were they acting?
no i dont think they've started the dramas yet
i hope they get together!
why's seulgi looking down so nervously...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVHXGXigxaO/
no you wouldn't
but i would
no we would never abduct a soshi
>>2930144
i was just saying it but if i were to i would practice with a flour bag maybe put about 40 or 60 kg into it and start running put obsticals into position as a security that i would have to dudge to get into a car/van
but really i would probably buy her from her manager for a night or two
it's probably easier then doing all that working out and shit
>>2930150
i wonder how often they've been rented out like that
do you think they're the national bicycles, or do you think they're reserved only for visiting diplomats and other high profile people?
taengoo bought two buckets to put on her adult head
>>2930156
i doubt it more like some kind of expensive thing only the rich and famous can afford lol
no national bikes
but where i live i hear girls go for 10 or even 15 pounds some are drug addicted
>>2930163
you don't want those girls, though
you want premium meat
soshi meat
i just want a new soshi album!
>>2930031
I wonder how bad the smell was when she laid back and opened her legs
If only i got to smell that
>>2930031
Is that a dildo in her hand in the top left hand corner?
>>2930198
how bad?!? it would be good!!
omg i love this look !
she looks incredible
>>2930239
s-s-side profile.... o_______o
tae's lemonade...
Tae's vocals in the new snsd album..
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVHlpN2Aw2u/
this is truly the cutest girl in the galaxy..
>>2930305
too cute
>>2930306
Yoongie is so kind to her dongsaengs ;__;
>>2930306
smol velvet
what do we think about deep blue eyes
yuri loves them
i like it, the raps are sub par but the rest is good
>>2930313
i really like it, seulgis part especially.
d.ana's rap was cute! maybe just because d.ana is a cute..
seulgi definitely hard carries the song tho :3
imagine officer soju tazering you....
what is she a traffic cop lol
traffic cops are really important...
of course and so are mall cops
are they even real cops...
not even in the slightest .
well traffic cops are real cops!
they write parking tickets
no they control the traffics!
you're thinking of stoplights
tae
>>2929239
Pt3
He took his trouser off and approached Taeyeon. Through the bright light she could clearly make it out that he was excited. Seeing it her eyes lit up brighter then the studio lights. She smiled and giggled as he stood in front of her looking down at her from his camera. Taeyeon jokingly bit it lightly and said hello there and giggled, the photographer didn't really react but snapped away. For Tae this was her first but for the photographer it was business as usual. She pulled his underwear down, as she did it hit her in the face, it was so big and hard it covered all of her face. She giggled and laughed it's too big. With out saying a word tae grabbed it and put it in her mouth see it daerwa fit( she said see it doesn't fit while it was in her mouth) Photographer said don't you know you shouldn't speak with your mouth full which made tae laugh hard. She grabbed it and rubbed it all over her face, she licked it as if it were a candy, she worked it and made it harder. She took it all and put it all the way down her throat chocking on which made her eyes water, and made some of her mascara run. The photographer said very good now please lie back. She laid back with her legs to her knees she licked her lips in anticipation and looked around in nervousness and apprehension, she felt as if what shes doing is wrong but she was wet with anticipation and whats going to happen next. The photographer said there will be no real penetration just some implied stuff. Looking down the photographer could see Taey's perfect innie with small dark lips, it was perfect no hyman. The phorotgrapher said wow it's so perfect I can see your very wet. Your not a virgin Tae, which she said it was a long time ago, did you enjoy it at the time tae said the photographer she said at the time it was quick and very painful I didn't orgasm I was really young he was a much older man said Tae, was he an exec, Tae looked down with a bit of sad ness in her face.
this story is really hot....
no its not its disgusting and loathsome
you would say that
yeah i would because its true whoever wrote that should get hit by a bus
>>2930674
omo..
what are you looking at o_o
their legsies...
NICE SLUG!!
nice reeney....
rv fan :3
1) slug + irene
2) joy
3) wendy
4) yerim
revels follow flat ranking like soshi...
as in slug and irene are flat out the best?
i know a certain anon who would really like that webm......
which anon...
don't worry about it
>>2930738
what are you talking about i don't like stuff like that man
We love all smol velvets equally~
>>2928994
>>2929239
>>2930656
Pt4 Cumming soon
What will happen to our favorite Crime fighting Soshi
Stay tuned till next time to the same Taeyeon Time and the same Taeyeon Board
you better not write anymore
holy o__o
well at least she's pretty...
wow drop dead
hey i gave her a compliment >.<
literally the most backhanded bitchy compliment i have ever read
i think you just took it the wrong way :/
yeah right
someone just came from thinkB
>>2930781
>someone just came
omo
are you five years old.
i wish
red velvet are so pretty
i know they're so adorable it makes me cry ;_;
what's up with wendy's legs
what do you mean..
they look weird
they're just extremely smol
she has taeyeons zombie legs sometimes
zombie legs are cool and mysterious
>>2930819
she looks so cute
do i dare say it cuter then taeyeon
do we like tina turner
i'm really enjoying all this SNSD posting you guys
>>2930819
one of my favorite pics
i have a snsd picture do you like it
it is an interesting picture..
Do I have to like the other members to like Taeyeon and Yuri
of course. we love all the members here
>>2930840
that picture reminds me off Michelle obama
>>2930874
even hayeon and tiffany??
>>2930893
what did he mean by this?
he means he's a five year old SEA who gets his kicks out of spelling words wrong
Post our girls please
Post Victoria!!!
>>2930905
ourgirls.jpg isn't large enough for /hr/ :(
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO6271PVEAA2ZNQ.jpg
>>2930927
There you go
>>2930908
omo yoonas legs...
only YAs will know what this is about...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVMjdCMjtRU/
omg!!
tae is so naughty >.<
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVLI7U7DHDM/
omg what is wrong with tae!!!!!
what the HECK! taengoo has gone totally off the rails :<
i know!!!!!!!! it's really hot !
h-h-hot..??!!
yes!
if she talks like that on stage imagine how she talks in private...... X_____X
but cursing is morally repugnant... :(
only if you have weird backwards morals
w-what are you trying to say...
all the cool people swear...
they're just trying to be cool but cursing isn't cool it's loathsome..
tae isn't trying to be cool she is cool...
but when she curses like a sailor she becomes less cool ;-;
more *hot
>>2931204
'appa, do you know swag?'
'this is swag'
>>2931207
n-nice bra....
this is the best picture of tae ever i can't get over it
her shoulders...
>>2931232
lol it looks like that slug is awestruck
X_________X
X_________________________X
cute puppet girl
>>2931232
seulgi is shooked
Why can't Hyoyeon win any shows?
maybe people dont like her song much
I miss when SNSD wasn't old and busted (2010ish)
seobb isn't old and busted, she's younger than irene
all the ps makes her look old and busted
>:(
Soshi is neither old nor busted!
>>2931294
I disagree
i'm not saying that they are old and busted. they just look old and busted.
wow...
yoona has been eating, her legs look healthy and you can't see her collarbone !
>>2931346
HEOL o__________o
the feeding of yoona
feeding yoona cake until she explodes
e-explodes??
if you can't see collar bone then she's too fat
I love Yoongie so much ;__;
>>2931368
*nice and thick
>>2931380
this is not a bbw lovers forum
Yoona is perfect just the way she is no matter what she looks like!
...as long as she's NOT FAT
A 200 kg Yoona would just mean more of her to love~
it would be the same amount of her to love, but covered in a thick layer of parasitic fat-flesh trying to kill her
If Yoongie got fat I think I would get fat too out of solidarity~
i already fat for yoona~
poking yoona's fat rolls and running away giggling...
i want to give her a pink belly
we are FUCKING AWESOME :3
i cant believe a fan brought sign with naughty words on it...
it's cause she knew tae said it before...
all this cursing is making my ears bleed :(
taeyeon cursed so that means it's ok
>>2931390
she already weighs more then earth
she keeps earth grounded
She's not on earth like the rest of us earth is on her
>>2931467
she's cursed to be so beautiful
What boy groups do you guys like?
we like girls here
only big bang
our girls like supa junior oppas
What about Shinee? Odd was a great album.
What about The Backstreet Boys
We don't like white people around here.
Asian women can't resist white men though.
yeah, but we arent the asian women
We prefer Puerto Rican men around here.
we like men with DEEP BLUE EYES
>>2931509
i only like snsd and porn maybe some female stars cos i like to think of them and touch my self
i also like taylor swift avril lavigine
orange caramel
>>2931545
no we don't we like black men cos they have BBC
>>2931576
Puerto Ricans have African ancestry though.
YooA is obsessed with Seulgi.....
who isnt
do you guys like d.ana
she seems nice and shes also somewhat obsessed with seulgi so shes okay in my book
she's really cute i feel bad she's in a nugu group
>>2931554
Great song
wendork
A cute sm dork
An lgbt icon
Jessica is coming back for the last concert tbf
>>2931788
no fucking way?
she';s like the green ranger she went away and comes back again
she's also like jdf the bully
>>2931578
i said black not african
you lack the bbc gene
>>2931791
But Tae was the bully?
do we like whitney houston
we respect her contributions to the musical community at large