Kristen Stewart Worship Thread

Disgusting ugly bulldyke

>>2903277
>>2903281
I fucking love her!

>>2903269
They're 5 chicks in your 10th grade class better looking than this sloot.

Remember when she used to be attractive? Tell me when she decides not to be gross anymore.

Kris10xStella forever. They are so cute I love them so much

>>2903359
i can see why only women would date her.

>>2903390
that's not true

>>2903269
You can worship my cock

>>2903418
Minimum picture size is 1000x1000 though.

>>2903421
Easy

>>2903315
>>2903323
>>2903359
Absolutely gorgeous!

i can definitely see why lesbians would be so into this "chick"

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>Hey, Anon. I'll be waiting for you inside when you are done here.

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>>2903632
>[Spaghetti intensifies]

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>>2903635
>*praying your spaghetti floats*

>>2903632
I would love to make her cum backstage at an awards show then both go back to our seats and just secretly grin at each other <3

>>2903661
i would love for you to go back to lgbt <3

>>2903664
unlucky for you

>>2903667
honestly i don't give a damn what you do.
i was just having a laff.

>>2903669
*laugh

>>2903517
cute!

where can I watch the drinking game from jimmy fallon show when she was barefoot?

>>2903727
youtube.com

Glad I could help! It's a pretty underground site but you'll learn how to use it quickly.

>>2903727
don't watch it or jimmy fallon is basically cucking your imaginary friendship with her

God, why can't she just have long hair and wear cute flowery dresses and be my wife?

>>2903729
not there, smartiepants....

>>2903773
Oh and no tattoos.

>>2903773
Cause it's deadly boring.

>>2903773
Because she rejects you

I am fine with all her tattoos

>>2903806
I really don't get why everybody here hates them so much. Don't see anything bad in tattoos at all.

crack whore

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>>2903843
their not appealing regardless of who they are on. hers(in particular the illuminati stamp) are unique to her, sure, but to me its like sharpieing a twirly mustache on The Scream or something.

>>2903861
in her case its more like having lebron james autograph your pre schoolers finger painting.

I feel genuinely depressed she'll never be mine.

>>2903953
neck yo self senpai
never put the pussy on a pedestal, thats yo own fault.

>>2904016
>Kstew has probably eaten out both Clarice Starling's actresses' pussies
Fthfthfthfthfth

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>>2904044
But Kristen was only 12 years old when she filmed with Jodie Foster...

>>2904058
All homosexuals are pedophiles.

>>2904058
That's when she learnt it!

>>2904058
Mature woman teaching lovingly all the tricks to the young, shy little tomboy...

>>2904077
The student must become the master, complete the circle... I volunteer Kstew-senpai

>>2904089
That's the spirit!

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Anyone up for some ERP as Kstew?

>>2904206
im kristen stewart.
your one of my greasy dirt-punk "girlfriends"
we both smell like cigarettes , ass sweat and someones wet dog got locked in a hot trailer in the middle of humid Louisiana .

what do you want to do to me , anon-kun?

>>2904206
Literally just sat on my dildo pretending I was Kristen and now I'm spent. Sorry.

>>2904213
W-What did you think about?

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>>2904214
That I was Kristen Stewart taking a big dick up my ass, what else am I going to think about?

>>2904206
Me

>>2904209
That's really sexy. I wanna be locked in a trailer with StinkyStew!!

>>2904206
Cancer

>when you start to smell exactly the same as Kstew after being skin-to-skin contact with her for 48 hours
>you get so used to it that you start being unable to smell her wonderful body....
Damn that would suck. Literally only reason to get some time away from her is to let your nose reset.

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Let us start a Kristen Stewart religion. I am so serious about this.

>>2904282
I'm in

>>2904285
What would be a good name

>>2904292
Kstewism can be the placeholder name

Right now how do I worship her

>>2904292
Kristianity.

>>2904314
that's a man's name

Failed Kstew religion discussion #5078

>>2904295
just shut up and stop flailing for attention?

>>2904376
sshh retard

>>2904402
I want to buy her a queening stool. We would use it all night.

>>2904402
i am tired of your shit jpg guy with your commie centralized kstew posting just make a torrent just like all the generals i hope putin jails you for your degenerate homosexuality

>>2904058
not true she turned eleven on panic room

>>2904408
Ok.

>>2904407
LUL!

>>2904413
This threads will soon die out. it's already a repost of a repost of a... The volume of O.C is at its all time low

>>2904425
Commie shit.

>>2904429
Let's just be happy she's growing her hair back out.

>>2904443
Her hair is still blonde and buzzcut

Dreamt about her spitting in my mouth for me to swalow

>>2904443
No i actually enjoy the buzz and like tomboys in general i am bi btw

>>2904692
>i am bi btw

Redundant information for a KStew thread.

>>2904693
Have you ever fucked a dude ??

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>>2904702
No I'm a bottom.

>>2904704
It dosen't matter you can fuck dudes even.if your bottom

>>2904707
That's called a switch

>>2903307
Is there some Photoshop bullshit going on here?

Her eyes look weird and too big.

Fucking weaboos.

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>>2904717

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Got a request from anon to make a Kristen set.
Looks like it will come in around,
15,000 pics
c.5g
Posting mag link later

>>2904717
>Anonymous 05/01/17(Mon)06:10:23
(Mon)06:10:23 - (Sat)01:02:40 = 53:07:43
I am disappoint, son.

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>>2904902
> 15k
Thats perfect i think it will last the whole nuclear winter in 2018

Anyone up for a respectful chat on IRC about Kristen?

Selenabois on Rizon

http://rizon.net/chat
Channel: selenabois

>>2904902
Holy shit.

>>2904937
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>2904952
Fuck yes - source?

>>2904937

is anyone actually there this time?

Now I get why girls bitch about the best guys being gay.

>>2904961
Yes lots of fagots are in there

>>2904963
I don't bitch about kris10 being gay.

>>2903281
nice thighs

>>2904977
she's gonna twerk

I would like my cock sucked by a kstew worshipper. Is that too much to ask?

>>2905043
Depends, are you a girl?

>>2905044
no because I got a cock, I'm very masculine, I need a faggy girly kstew worshipper.

>>2904955
bump

>>2905045
why would a kstew worshipper like cock

>>2905081
Because you're all gay

>>2905103
the preferred term is male lesbian

>>2905081
Shut up and suck my cock you beta faggot, you know you were made for that.

>>2904975
>>2904976
CUTE !!

>>2905352
No. I only suck Kstew's cock

>>2905401
But she hasn't got it

>>2905045
I'd like to suck someone's cock while they look at KStew but I'm not girly.

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>>2905151
angel

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>>2905471
i want her to sit on my face

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>>2905471
Yep.

>>2905151
>>2905471
>>2905476
PrimeStew

>>2905439
Well, if you suck well it's ok then. You're that british anon aren't you?

>>2905496
No he's not

>>2905496
Maybe.

>>2905519
Post your collection with a timestamp
You won't because you're fake

>>2905533
What collection?

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Kristen folder is ready.

3.2g
11,370 pics
Some nice Hi Res stuff along with some average res.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:A8C37858BEE4B897524A71361874DC8715DE4FF3&dn=Kristen%20Stewart&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3a6969%2fannounce

>>2905533
checked
>>2905551
someone say collection?

>>2905556
Is that safe

>>2905587
No worries mate I come from /t/orrents.
Made several sets for threads here of late.
Swift
Kloss
E Roberts
Cara Delevingne
Dove Cameron
Have 5 full threads to my credit back on /t/
Over 1 million pics uploaded to date.
Have no interest in some funny business, wouldn't even know how to do it.

>>2905587
nope, it has aids and faggotry of course

>>2905556
Lots of pictures of her having fun and being herself, quite sad I can't be there with her, oh well there's always suicide

>>2905587
yes

>>2906164
Some random faggot on the internet says it's safe.
Must be safe.

It's obvious Kstew would love it if you'd suck other kstew anon cock, that would be the supreme act of worshipping. Being a faggot for her just as she's a homo herself.

>>2906224
So when are we gonna do it?

>>2906224
To be honest receiving a bj from a man is much gayer than sucking a cock. Sucking a cock isn't even gay. I love my cock. I'd suck the fuck out of it. Having another man sucking your cock makes you a faggot

>>2906351
Being this retarded explains a lot

>>2906235
My cock is waiting for you in the name of Kstewism anon.

>>2906377
Is eating the load shot for Kristen allowed?

>>2906382
It would be the supreme act of kstew worshipping.

>>2906384
I really need to do it soon, I shouldn't make the goddess wait.

>>2906384
>>2906382
Why are you talking that way to another man?

>>2906386
Because he has a mouth and he worships Kstew the lesbian goddess. duh!

>>2906388
So?

>>2906382
That would be so hot. I want to do that.

>>2906391
My cock is waiting, which kstew pic do you want me to look at while you suck it?

>>2906393
I think you should choose. Whatever your favourite pic is that gets you harder than any other, and makes you shoot the most for her.

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>>2906398
omg just this post makes me hard as diamond dear anon (but I'm not a fucking faggot though)... I think I'll chose pic related then cuz I'm a heelsfag

>>2906403
I wouldn't suck a faggot's cock so that's good to hear.

>>2906409
Yes because we'll do it in the name of Kstew and not cuz of faggotism. Im in Europe though.

>>2906410
Can you please shave your whole dick area and moisturize it so it's nice and soft like her pussy would be

>>2906414
Of course anon, I do it from time to time just like in a porn, less messy that way. Can I throat the fuck out of your cocksucking mouth though, in the name of Kstew?

>>2906410
>Europe
Big surprise

>>2906417
Oh yes please. As rough as you want

>>2906426
I'm not a fucking filthy fag but you sure know damn well how to make my cock hard. You may be an excellent kstew worshipper.

>>2903727
https://vimeo.com/53592104

>>2906467
I think think it's important for you to speak her name while we're doing it. Maybe even moan it as I suck...

>>2906467
Worshipping kstew teaches me that I should put her pleasure before mine. If it pleases her that I give you eye-watering orgasms swallowing your cock and milking it with my throat muscles, how could I argue?

We're officially 4chan.org/tumblr/ now.

>>2906653
What does that mean

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>>2906653
Ok.

>>2905570
I love her.

>>2906673
Would you clean her asshole with your mouth?

>>2906620
My god can't you post one thing that does not make me hard?... You seem like a good little bitch tbqh with you Kstew anon.

Another day not spent worshipping a cock blessed with an erection from Kristen.

How long can I go on displeasing my goddess like this?

>>2906808
if only you were not fake, my hard cock feels all alone right now

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>>2906872
How am I fake?

>>2906874
Because your cocksucking mouth is not around my cock while I'm watching at this gorgeous goddess, fake anon.

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>>2906875
Well yeah but I really wish it was.

It makes sense that you guys have given up on having heterosexual sex, since you worship a lesbian

>>2906888
Thanks for you input.Now leave.
Also, checked.

>>2906888
But relationships are wack, and guys actually like sex unlike girls. I know how appreciative a guy would be at getting a nice sloppy suck off while looking at Kristen's gorgeous face and I want to provide that.

>>2906893
Girls like sex too. The only reason you do this gay stuff is to fill the void of a woman

>>2906895
>fill the void of a woman

I don't want a gf just as much as I don't want a bf.

>>2906900
You'd love to eat kstew's pussy, to feel her push her swollen sopping wet mound hard against your eager mouth, to hear her shudders and link your hand with hers as she screams your name. It's fine, giving oral is a very good thing, I'm not disagreeing with you, I just think you only want to give blowjobs because you can't find a girl who wants your tongue lapping up her cunt. It's not your fault though, girls are awful and disloyal, even our goddess is proof of this...

>>2906666
It means that this board needs to be fired into the sun.

>>2906904
Of course I'd love to. I can want both. I find the idea of sucking someone off while they look at pics of Kristen and maybe pretend it's her lips wrapped around their cock very arousing. I don't care what kind of guy you are, finding a girl that wouldn't be jealous about that and willing to do it for you would be much a harder task than finding someone like me who's not only willing but eager to do it.

>>2906913
I finally get it. I want both too

>>2906913
Cocksucking anon is really the master worshipper. Such dedication should be an example for all of you faggets.

Congrats assholes now .jpg guy is probably gone forever

>>2907048
He's been arrested by Putin you fag.

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>>2906750
theres more than one

>>2907098
>>2904952
>>2904452

>>2907041
Kristen couldn't ever hope to handle every erection she causes, so I think offering up your cock and cum that was meant for her to another worshipper is just as valid and important in the worship of Kristen. Some of us are just more suited to worship her in different ways.

>>2908026
Can you imagine how hot she'll be when she is pregnant after being artificially inseminated with Stella's child?

>>2908045
> inseminated with Stella's child
But Stella is woman too, she hasn't got semen

>>2908047
Science can, like, take a cell out the egg and put it in a sperm, or whatever.

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>>2908049
You are not very good at embryology, aren't you?
science can remove an egg cell from woman's body and fertilise it in vitro, yes, but in any case you need a sperm cell for it. an embryo can't develope from just two egg cells. and you can't make a sperm cell from egg cell, not yet.

>>2908055
Just have Kstew and Stella use MRT and then I'll volunteer my cummies

One day I'll eat a KStew load that isn't mine.

I now like short haired girls. Thank you Kristen.

>>2903417
yes it is, you faggot.

>>2908264
Uh there's plenty of guys who would date her you dumb fagget.

>>2908266
there's plenty of guys who would date other men.
Don't play stupid.

>>2908277
greasy goddess xx

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What kind of head do you think Kristen gives? I have my own ideas but I think it's more important to know what you would expect from her.

>>2908592
My Goddess!

>>2908604
I would accept literally anything to be honest
My perfect existence consists of cuddling her so anything more than that is uncharted territory

>>2908609
I think she like to focus a lot on sucking the head, but keeps the entire cock nice and slick with with her spit and gives a continual rotating handjob to the rest of the cock.

>>2908613
I imagine she'd like putting her little tongue in the slit, and tickling the frenulum with a licking motion. Lots of really powerful eye contact. Minimalist technique. She wouldn't need to do much, you'd cum buckets

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>>2908261
>>2908340
>look at kris10 pics
>gillian welch starts playing

>>2908617
Yes, definitely a lot of playful tongue action, with her mouth still enveloping the head. I'd for sure incorporate a lot of that.

>>2903576
what movie

>>2908738
The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1

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Im starting a Kristen Stewart religion. Let me know if you are interested.

>>2909202
I am. I want to worship Kristen.

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>>2909202
Is it actually about kris10 or just a thinly-veiled excuse to talk about how incredibly gay you are?

>just torrented Personal Shopper

hours of perfekt KRIS10パーフェクト'
natural short brown locks, her ennui, her existential angst


i will be transported away from this woeful life for a couple hours bros.

>>2909448
She has the best films

new:
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>>2909890