Kate Beckinsale

>>2900423
>1080x1080
average res

>>2900426
It's upscaled

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bumping because... for one day and 6 hours the Zeds are actually asleep

is lily mo here

nice op gets it

>>2901550
Hi

I love the fact she hates wearing panties

But I can see the outline of them in that last pic?
>>2901581

Wow, OK I just googled "hates wearing panties" and top story is her saying that. Carry on.

Kate has totally watched videos of women fucking dogs and has possibly tried it herself. At least that's what I choose to take away from this quote:

"Are you surprised how excited people are about the return of the three-breasted hooker?"

"KB: I have been quite surprised about that, especially in the age of people watching porn on their cell phones. It seems like, if you wanted to, you could find a woman having sex with any kind of animal in about one second. At one point, when it looked like I wouldn’t be able to play Lori, I was going to do a cameo as the three-breasted woman!"

nothing will ever top her Elle photoshoot

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>>2901682
>tfw didnt get to participate in Kate-Dog-Lily train

>>2901682
In the absolutely godawful and unfortunate Absolutely Anything (it's the official final Monty Python film, but it's so bad the name Monty Python was taking out of the title) Kate has a scene in which she wants to fuck a dog (https://webmshare.com/eWJzq notice how she actually touches the dog's tongue).
She and her first long term partner, actor Michael Sheen, loved to dress up as animals together (and Kate still dresses up as a horse these days).
On Instagram Kate has posted pictures and videos with her dogs in her bra.

Kate is 100% certainly into bestiality.

>>2901624
Hey Lily! What's up?

>>2903253
>>2903020
Why did he leave her for a 22 year old?

>>2903339

desu sadly she starting to age, especially her face starting to look really strange with all the botox

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>>2903407
T H I C C

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>>2903409
> T H I C C

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>>2903339
>>2903342
He cheated on her too!

>>2901829
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>>2901682
According to her IG she sleeps with her dogs in the bed, and her pets are in her bed all day, so yeah.

>>2905142
You're a dumbass!

>>2905214
Lily Mo NO!

p.s. post your pity pusy

>>2905231
I can't, I'll get banned.

>>2905231

Oct 20, 2016
And it became known that Lily applied for study at a prestigious private research university in the United States, located in New York. A specialty (supposed) is the film industry.
P.S. New York University is famous for its graduates. Among them, the Oscar winners are Woody Allen, Angelina Jolie, Whoopi Goldberg, Martin Scorsese, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Anne Hathaway. Maybe one more name will be added to their number))

>>2905233
>NYU Graduates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

>>2905233
>NYU
>Prestigious

Lmao

>>2905232
You're 18, Lily.

>>2905260
You suck!

>>2905214
Are you Kate or Lily?

>>2905795
Her face LOL!!!!!!

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Parent of the year award when?

>>2906067
Braceface Lily LOL!!!

>>2906127
>>2905951
>>2905232
>>2905214
>>2903528
what the fuck is this thread

are you kate

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get in here: vola org/r/hr

>>2906228
What is this?

>>2906229
Homosexuals masturbating their penises together

>>2906147
I don't think Kate would ever post her daughters pussy.

>>2906540
I think she would.

>>2906540
Exactly. She'd get arrested.

>>2906587
Doubtful.

Nontheless, if Lily were to post it herself...

>>2905260
>>2905233
>I walked Kate to the front door
>who the fuck are you?

>>2905260
I will never chuckle as heartily as I chuckle
at this here torsoless little cuckle.

>>2905951
>>2906127
LOL!!!!!!!!

>>2906147
>tfw an autistic Kate shitposts in her own thread.

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Bump

>>2909359
She looks so skinny!

>>2909359
Wow, who is this?

>>2909494
Kate's 18 year old daughter

I'd love to know how Len Wiseman fucked up a marriage to her.

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>>2909596
she is an avid cosplayer i would marry her for life in a millisecond

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there is a pic of kate in a fursuit around but i can't seem to find it in my archives

>>2909640
>LIL'S CANDY

Good grief, she puts a lot of effort into slutting up here daughter on Halloween.

>>2909596
He cheated on her with a 20-something z-list instagram model.
Also his family is mormon so maybe they wanted him to have more kids other than his stepdaughter.

>>2909741
>mormon
I thought they were all suicidal virgins from the west?

If your wife/girlfriend is Kate Beckinsale and you cheat one her, congratulations!!! You're a dumbass!!

>>2909811
Hey Kate!

>>2909865
thats obviously Lil-Mo, newfriend

>>2909927
I wish Lily had a real father figure. She maybe wouldn't be the way she is.

>>2910011
I'll be her daddy

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bunch of meanies itt

>>2909642
Dude her daughter is slutty as shit in general but that's kind of the culture for that age group so not really her fault.

Wish her and her mom would make out, so many pictures of kate looking like she wants to fuck her daughter

>>2910772
In your dreams pal! LOL

>>2910804
lily calm down

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Rate my ass

>>2911563
No fucking way that's Kate.

>>2911598
>>2911563
It is. IIRC she posted that on FB a few months ago, but I'm not sure.

>>2911634
>>2911598
>>2911563
Oh wait I can't find anything. I guess it's actually Kate posting in this thread then lol

>>2911563
post feet

>>2905795
Best set

>>2911563
BRAAAAAP

>>2911563
Kate, please post a picture of you with a shoe (or boot) on your head.

>>2911563
Nice try Dave

If there are really in this thread Kate please will you off jerk me when looking in my eyes then I will an hero address me I want to be happy many

>>2910804
>>2911563
this could actually be kate holy shit

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>>2911563
>mfw Kate Beckinsale lurks /hr/
>mfw Kate Beckinsale knows about the ultra-autistic Mommy Cinematic Universe

Toasting in epic bread

>>2910804
Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssseeee?

Kate Beckinsale did post that picture of herself on the front of the truck earlier on Instagram before deleting it after a few minutes. Probably because she may have seen how suggestive it was and was a little over the top attention seeking even by her standards. Getting dumped has sent her into the mother of all midlife crises.

>>2911873
I didn't know Lily had a tattoo.

It breaks my heart, but I'll have to drop her.

>>2911870
kate pls
you've been found out

>>2911563

>> Would take that ass to the Underworld and incubate my potential progeny in it

>>2911563
Would plow this with the force of a 1000 supernovas erupting simultaneously
>Post some feet Kate!

>>2911878
Too bad she doesn't have tits

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>>2911954
shaddup nigg

>>2911961
She brutally tore Bella Thorne apart, so she will always be /my girl/

>>2911878
*tips fedora*

>>2911961
Naw she's squishing them together

Is Lily a virgin?

>>2911977
Believe it or not, I think it's possible that she might be. She acts like a total tease, but I bet she's hard to actually lay.

>>2911873
I don't understand how any mother could be okay with her daughter wearing a swimsuit that basically reveals her entire butt, and posting a picture on the internet.

>>2911997
Because if she didn't, then the kid rebels and says, "I HATE YOU MOM! YOU NEVER LET ME WEAR WHAT I WANT, STOP CONTROLLING MY LIFE!" Then there's a strain on the relationship, so it's just easier to say yes to the little things, like incyweensyyellowpokadotbikinis

>>2911870
Why would anyone dump Kate?

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>ywn saved all her lewd pics she deleted

>>2912098
Are there any more

>>2911997
Because we dont live in the 15th century or saudi arabia, also shes 18 so she can do what she wants

Kate or Lily?
hmmm, really makes you think....

>>2911997
To make white men erect. The fuck is wrong with you?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12949205
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>>2912289
Sorry, Kate but you're just too old now.

>>2911848

>mfw someone is dumb enough to believe a celeb would post here.

You couldn't possibly be that naive?

>>2912289
Bitch niggas voted for Lily

>>2912339
William Shatner posts on /tv/
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152

>>2912341
Both of them at once would be the patrician threesome. They'd both make you feel so bad about your tiny cock.

>>2912289
Kate pulling ahead after she voted for herself 5 times

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Is it true that american airport authorities finger your bumhole?

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Live long and prosper

>>2915029
in her 40s and looks better than most 20 year olds

>>>/gif/10604509
Does anyone know what this is from?

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>she will never put the humbler on your balls, put a collar and leash around your neck, and lead you around her house like a pet, swatting your bare butt or balls with the flogger to motivate you.

>>2915176
Sorry guys, just keep dreaming. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!

>>2915176
I want to take Lily on a date, but have Kate tell me that my dick isn't big enough for her daughter, but she'll teach me how to have sex in order to satisfy her.

>>2915237
She already has a boyfriend dude. LOL!

>>2915358
*doubt*

>>2915358
I want Lily to fuck me after they break up. And she could tell me about how much bigger her old boyfriend's penis was.

>>2915358
>>2915236
This IS Kate.
Kate why are you such a tease and such a prude at the same time?

>>2915497
>>2915507
Her boyfriend!! https://www.instagram.com/hunterbrookman/?hl=en

>>2915358
>She already has a boyfriend
And?

>>2915583
>>2915358
>>2915236
Who is Kate's boyfriend?

>>2915588
She doesn't have one.

>>2915588
She fucks Lily's boyfriend and makes her watch

>>2915597
*Doubt*

>>2915583
Hunter, you're fooling nobody.

imagine if she ambushed and overpowered you and made you suck the sweat off her pubic hair and suffocated you in her armpit, then rammed your tight asshole with her monster cock

that would be really horrible haha

>>2915619
*Imagine* LOL!!

>>2915593
>implying
Does she have a gf then?
Come on Kate, give us the answers.

>>2915528
It's a tease & denial fetish thing.

>>2915629
She doesn't have a girlfriend either.

>>2915634
Why are you single, Kate?

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>>2915644
I don't think she's ready for another relationship?

>>2915684
I see.
How's life in general right now?
How did you get into mainly hanging around gay guys?

>>2915694
I'm not Kate! LOL

>>2915697
Who are you then, Kate?

>>2915706
It's a secret!

>>2915721
Nice way to make it interesting :/

Someone needs to tell Kate, to just show of a little more, the teasing has always been fun but she isn't getting any younger and the plastic surgery is showing more and more.

She needs to take some good pics of Lil-Mo's ears

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Ignore pls. Just trying to kill the resident /hr/ footfags.

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>>2903401
>dem glasses

Take the red pill...

>>2915896
>ywn gently lick those perfect feet clean and suck those dainty toes

Why even live?

>>2911879

She doesn't look 18 here ...

>>2916926
But she is mmmmmm

>>2916950
She has a boyfriend:(

>>2917521
Kate pls

>>2917532
I'm sorry but it's true :(

>>2915893
IDK what it is, but when women make this face its pure sexual energy transmission. I really feel a rustling in me jimmies. The lowered eyelids, slightly curled upper lip, slacked jaw.. If there was a universal "FUCK ME" face, this would be it.

>>2917584
She's old enough to be your mom.

>>2915176
...Good.

>>2917610

>>> you think that bothers me

>>2917610
Good, I'd love to cum buckets in her milfy pussy and on her milfy tits and legs

>>2917610
No she isn't.

>>2917610
Kate PLEASE

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>>2915176
a man can dream

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>>2917640
You guys are so sick and delusional, it's sad. :(

>>2917610
I'd fuck the everloving shit outta that mom and impregnate her with my alien spores over and over again.

>>2917869
Who are you? Do you know Lily/Kate in person?

Nasty ol'bitch

>>2917869
Let me cum in your milfy pusy kate <3

>>2917898
Don't be rude to Kate.

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>>2910772
You mean like this?

She smokes, you know?

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>>2900423
I'm 26 but I'd probably marry Kate over Lily

>>2918121
I hate smoking, but all of my gfs have been smokers.
Kate, just post your number. We can date, k?

>>2917610
I guess, just about.

But that only makes it hotter. I want to call her mommy while she makes me impregnate her. And I want Lily to call me bro while Kate makes me do it to her too.

>>2918145
then she busts your balls, massages your prostate by fingering your arsehole and demands more and more semen

and then you're forced to ejaculate absolutely enormous buckets of cum

MISTRESS K

>>2918145
>I want Lily to call me bro while Kate makes me do it to her too.

To impregnate BOTH mom and her daughter with your demon seed. That's the stuff dreams are made of.

>>2918051
Sorry Kate

>>2918145
>>2918227
>>2918230
A fantasy that's never going to happen. LOL!

>>2918346
Are you Lily's boyfriend?

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>>2918346
You never know, Lily, you never know.

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>>2918227
I WANT THIS

>>2918391
*kicking your balls repeatedly with her pointy heels*
>WHO'S YER MOMMEH, YOU LIL HORNY BOY?
*kicks again*
>IT'S MEEEEEE!!!! /tears of joy, etc/
*she sits on top of you*
>Good, good, now give mommy a big healthy load, before Lily arrives and spoils all the fun.

but first...
>DON'T JUST LOOK AT IT, SILLY. EAT IT.

>>2918391
I actually believe she's helluva dominartrix, she's into some kinky shit

>>2918419
stop being 12

>>2918427
stop being 7

>>2918419
The fuck is this shit

>>2918377
It seems like Lily has some kind of weird fascination with being pregnant. She reminds me of Bruce Willis's girl in Pulp Fiction.

>>2918475
She often fantasizes about being knocked up with chubby triplets, even uses prosthetic pregnant belly. I can get behind that fetish of hers, literally.

I'm with HER.

>>2918463
Pottery

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>>2918377
>>2918475
>tfw would make spoons and give her oral pleasure

>>2918475
Gonna make her dreams come true.

>>2918377
She had the baby and then Kate made her give it up for adoption!

>>2918573
>feet
Are covered. Post disregarded

>>2918475
>She reminds me of Bruce Willis's girl in Pulp Fiction
You mean the gay boy from Stranger Things?

>>2918664
Help yourself

>>2918573
Making love to her in missionary position must be so weird, one moment you see Michael Sheen in her face, then it turns into Kate Beckinsale when she's feeling especially good.

Not sure if boner.

>>2918893
Make love to her mommy instead

>>2918963
It goes without saying

>>2918893
>you see Michael Sheen in her face
LIBATIONS FOR EVEHERYBODHEEEEE

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More pictures are needed in this thread

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>>2919021

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She was looking superb last night. Cleavage galore.

>>2918887
Dude...

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>>2919123

>>2918893
>seeing another man during intercourse
u gay

>>2919271
no u

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>>2918420
Pretty much any of her Underworld performances shows that:

- She looks great and confident in fetishwear (even being very comfy and happy in it in behind-the-scenes footage).

- She's very convincing at giving orders and using the threat of punishment to get what she wants.

- The dudes she allys with in those movies always follow her lead and she is always clearly the boss.

Natural domme confirmed. I keep hoping to hit up Rubber Cult when she happens to be in London to see if she attends, I bet she does.

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>hey anon, i want to try something, let me tie your wrists together behind your back with my scarf
>you don't get to know what happens next until i tie you up, silly, it's a surprise!

Do you let her do it? (I would, no questions asked.)

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>>2919483
Any heterosexual male would let her do that. Even if she was about to peg him.

>>2919256

>>2919483
Mmm, imagine having those sexy legs wrapped around you while you thrust your dick into her raw and kiss her relentlessly, feeling her hard nipples and boobs squeeze against your chest as you keep thrusting forward and faster

>>2919477
She can easily charge $ 30K for 1 hour/day session depending on what a guy wants

>>2916918
this picture says a lot: Why does this fat whale gets a seat while the hot talent ride on the side like that? Maybe the whale should take a walk, it would do her some good.

>>2919488
You say "even if", I say "especially if".

>>2919497
Reading too much into it. Kate loves to live dragnuslee ;^)

>>2919493
You think? She probably earns enough from the day job not to bother charging men to do what *they* want - she can just think about what *she* wants.

>>2918573
shes 4'8" and 95 lbs lol womanlet loser, shes probably just jealous of Bella Thorne. shes a whole foot shorter

>>2916918
>>2919497
That guy in the background looking over his shoulder is her (now ex-)husband. It looks like she caught him with his lover and she jumped onto the thing to throw some punches.

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>>2919488

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>>2919628

>>2919560
(you)

>>2919560
>Lil-Mo jelly of a Mexican FTM skeltal
No.

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>>2919764

Lily Mo has posted in this thread.

>>2900423
She's literally anorexic there.

I never say that too, I like Keira Knightley (or did, who the fuck knows if he's still hot)

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What would you do to prove yourself worthy of her, anons?

>>2921023
Kate just tell me what you want me to do.

>tfw Kate will never use your body to teach Lily about sex

>>2921023
kick her buck teeth in

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>>2915892
>>2915893
Single best photo shoot in existence.

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>>2921202
Which I guess means I'm proving myself to her by protecting her from you, scumbag.

>>2921272
LOL

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>>2921453
The Elle shoot is glorious, but if you think you know a better one I'd be interested in taking a look.

>>2921453
Contribute or shut your twink mouth

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>>2921485
>>2921471
LOL!

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>>2921487
>he thinks he can shake my love of Kate with an out-take from a photoshoot with millions of gorgeous shots

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>>2921497
I'm as big of a Kate fan as any of you, but she looks proper retarded in that shoot to be honest.
As if someone made screenshots from a video where she was talking/switching position.

>>2921569
If she were in the Underworld suit for that shoot it would have been perfection.

>>2918120
Mods

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>ywn attend a fetish club with Kate in matching rubber wear

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>ywn give up your bodily autonomy and agree to let her put you in 24/7 chastity, only to receive milkings and orgasms when she is in the mood to reward you.

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>ywn see her eyes glitter with unbridled lust when she sees the queening stool you got for her birthday

>>2923067

I just came at the thought of her settling herself onto the stool above me with a contented sigh....

>>2911962
saus?

>>2923132
>>>/wsg/1712258
>>>/wsg/1712259

>>2923173
so rude!

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>ywn be in the middle of doing garden chores for Kate when the remote controlled buttplug she asked you to wear starts vibrating and you look towards the house and she's there with this expression on your face, and you know she's wearing the matching plug, and she tells you to finish up what you're doing and come find her in the hot tub

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>ywn get very excited to see Kate coming home because you did all your household tasks just as she likes them and you even had time to tidy yourself up and wear the naughty outfit she bought you for Christmas and hinted on the phone earlier today she'd like to see you greeting her in, and she's going to be really proud to see how well-trained you've become.

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>ywn eat her out with such skill and passion that she has a roaring, squirting orgasm all over your face, followed by her putting your head in your lap, gently wiping your face clean, and then letting you out of your chastity cage so she can give you a handjob as a reward.

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>ywn be wrestled onto the bed by her, straddled and tickled into submission, and then taken by her cowgirl style until she is completely satisfied

>>2923812
To be fair, if she began riding me I dont think I would last until she was satisfied.

>>2923818
There's ways and means anon (strapping on a dildo/penis cover to ensure that even if you come early you still have a tool to pleasure her with).

>Kate has been away from social media/the internet for a little while
>this coincides perfectly with the anon who types like he/she might be Kate being away
Really makes you think.

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>>2923870
>ywn be invited by Kate to accompany her on a private retreat where you will tend to all of her domestic and sexual needs whilst clad in a top-to-toe rubber gimp suit

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>>2923837
She would be taking my virginity so I'd cum in under 5 seconds probably. I guess she'll just have to tease me hard again and keep riding me until she's had enough.
The amount of cum she'd receive during that night would be legendary.

>>2924100
>She would be taking my virginity
How old are you?

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>>2924108
26. Don't worry, I have an r9k hall pass.
Not even fat or super uggo, just high standards and oblivious when it comes to girls.
Kate is the ultimate example of the perfect gf/wife to me.

I'd eat Kate's pus an ass then start on lily mo and go back and forth til my tongue was dry. Id lick them both in places they didn't know they had.

>>2924124
Man you must have to beat the women away with your verbal skills of seduction.

>>2924112
>I have an r9k hall pass.
Kate deserves better

>>2924175
Still sounds like a lovely scenario though.

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>>2924189
>ywn make kate collapse in giggles by explaining r9k to her

>>2923870
>anon posts this
>Kate immediately returns to IG
really makes you think

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>>2924404
>ywn spend a lazy morning in bed with kate brainstorming ways to troll 4chan fans

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>>2924189
Why? Don't you think she'd like knowing that no roastie has ever touched it before and that it's completely hers? No risk of STD's either.

>>2924639
It's not the virginity - experience counts for something, but you can learn. But being R9K implies more than being a virgin and you know it.

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>>2924744
Oh. Well I have a good job and no huge social anxiety so I guess it's just the virginity making me feel like r9k material.

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>>2909495
>18
Fuck. Dropped.