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>News
Previous thread hits bump limit at record 5 days
Investigation of why she so cute continues: >>2894709
Anon owns Emma mousepad: >>2894903
Anon keeps paper detailing his love for Emma: >>2894911
Kik user gets rejected again: >>2896043
Anon cleans apartment, walks a mile, and fills up on gas and cigarettes: >>2897806
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
Just fyi me and Emma are in a special secret relationship - she lets me keep some of her dirty socks in exchange for being her personal assistant when she comes to town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btwG0E4xke0
>>2898560
I'd take that deal. Let me know whenever you need this service in the UK, Emma.
>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
It is simply a basic human right; I am being denied!
Emily Jean listed as one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people and not Emma Watson!
http://time.com/collection/2017-time-100/4736213/emma-stone/
>>2898611
Chinadunk on suicide watch
>>2898611
BASED EMMA
thought the list was pretty good
Imagine her working your shaft with her sexy toes and perfect arches, bringing you the edge and then backing off again and again. After she has had her fun watching you squirm she finally gives you the sweet release your balls are aching for. Using only her exquisite feet, she drains your cock dry. Rope after rope then, as you lose steam, drop after drop of cum is expertly milked from your needy shaft and onto her beautiful soles. She continues until you are bone dry, with nothing left to give.
>>2898539
Ugly skank is ugly
and stupid and unfunny. Can't act.
>>2898707
I usually don't like footfags who ramble, but between that pic and fantasy... wew lad, good shit.
>>2898707
Nah
>>2898707
Please post more
>>2898712
She looks like a toad from Bucky O'Hare. Seriously, I mean she weird lookin'.
I love her soft handjob palms.
>>2898829
*kiss*
>>2898539
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
Can anyone confirm? This seems pretty unlikely.
>>2899308
totally
t. emily jean
>>2899389
me, FRIEND!
>>2899392
ok im never coming back again, bye
i just wanted to be her friend
>>2899403
sorry about the misfortune lad, heres a happy emma to cheer you up
>>2899404
her when she sees my dick :D
Emma must give her frog powers so Le Pen can win.
>>2899540
emily is an anarchist
>>2899540
Le Pen is degeneracy just like Trump
>>2899625
opposite tbf
they hate the gays
She's so cute :3
>>2899790
Faggot
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>>2899793
Faggot
>>2899889
he's not emily
>>2899890
i know
I love emilly this much <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
my love for emily is *stretched arms* THIS BIG!!!
>>2899996
No! I love her more!! I love emily thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much <333333
>>2900006
I love Frog girl the most.
>>2900007
Emily loves me back
The fucking state of yourselves
wanna see me do pushups, emily?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 20
BAM! just like that!
*flexes muscles*
look at these puppies, ain't they amazing?
>>2900251
is that your fucking weak ass fantasy or something?
It's either underage autists or extremely mentally ill individuals posting in this thread.
someone dump more emma NOW!!
emley soo in2 me
>>2901163
prove it.
i luv emmy and she luvs me back
>watching La La Land
>see Emma for the first time
>literally get tingles
I need an Emma girlfriend now
>>2901457
>457▶
>File: emma-stone-on-the-set-of-(...).jpg (193 KB, 1200x1800)
>>watching La La Land
that movie is for women and queers
>>2901459
>2017
>not being a women or a queer
She has nice feet.
>>2901461
>has
you mean had
>feet;package
you mean arches
>>2901461
She does indeed.
>>2901461
Can you post some for evidence
NO EMMA!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>2901846
fucking delete this you scum
>>2901846
You can tell just from the nose in that pic that it's not her.
>>2901857
Your nose tends to look different when you're breathing through it hard because you're getting brutally facefucked.
>>2901857
You can tell just from the post that you have autism.
>>2901846
>me behind the camera
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOU CANNOT BREATHE!
>>2901846
FANKY RITE? FANKY NOT REAL, NOT REAL DO NOT PAY MIND! fogof emly luuvs me
>>2901846
God I wish this was real. I would destroy my dick.
da-ha-hang lady get cozy on ma lap !
>>2902056
me on the right
(the owl)
>>2901846
Source?
BIG bag of chinp emley
>>2902517
emnly peraparinf for our movie night
emley laffem @ my funny ass joke
>>2903210
laffen at your lyfe dawg.
emmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmyemmy
>>2903810
would have been infinitely better without shoes
>>2903936
get a grip man
>>2903937
no fuck you
>>2903936
Emma Should be barefoot 24/7 and I should be her personally piggybacker whenever she needs to get across any rough or dirty sufaces.
>>2904004
Good thing I'm already doing that for her
please upload this picture, im going to buy my own mousepad with the exact picture
>>2903937
How about she gets a grip of my cock with her feet?
>>2904689
The one where she judges the autsitic coffee loner? Here ya go
>>2904689
Why dont you just USE the image you just posted?
>>2904830
I'm a Cafe' Crusader and my name is MAGA Pepe
>>2904923
emmy is an anarchist and wont stand for your fascist bs
>>2901846
is he wearing a condom ? Emma is such a prude.
>>2904918
Because i wanted a better quality for my new mousepad
>>2904830
Thank you my fellow anon
>>2905168
technically she is still pure.
>>2905168
No, his cock is just glistening with her saliva.
>>2905242
since we dont have any souce, its not guaranteed that its her
>>2905270
no... we lost this one
i still love emma but that pic is like a dagger in my heart
>>2905395
look at the hairline. the woman in the pic may resemble her somewhat but it is not emma
sexy ass creative ass moleskine-carryem lady
>>2906349
tfw no /lit/ emmy gf
whatta qt patootie <3333
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2906615
That's my girl ese, you better not be getting any ideas.
>>2898539
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
Explain?
>>2906945
>Explain?
Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before
>>2906984
That was a repetition, not an explanation.
>>2907010
Yes it is
>>2906984
Do you have any proof?
>>2907314
yea, its still in my toilet if you want to see.
>>2907326
But how do the anon know that she visit this site
We are all anonymous after all
>>2907329
the real question is.
why should I care?
>>2907331
Its not about you, its about us
I dont care what you care about this, i just want answers
>>2907334
enough , clown.
>>2907336
Why do you have to be so rude?
>>2907337
what you perceive as rude, the meek consider just.
41If I sharpen My flashing sword, And My hand takes hold on justice, I will render vengeance on My adversaries, And I will repay those who hate Me. 42I will make My arrows drunk with blood, And My sword will devour flesh, With the blood of the slain and the captives, From the long-haired leaders of the enemy.' 43"Rejoice, O nations, with His people; For He will avenge the blood of His servants, And will render vengeance on His adversaries, And will atone for His land and His people."…
Emma Stone elegantly sitting back as Emma Watson and Emma Roberts, clad only in dog collars and corsets, kneel before her and lick and suck the wonderful Miss Stone's superior feet.
>>2907399
nice internet roleplaying fantasy, virgin.
>>2907399
Hott !!
>>2907399
>feet
aaaand dropped
Emly in my Bed emly In My life Emly in my Life emly in my bed Emly feet in my Bed emly In My life Emly in my Life emly feet in my bed Emly in my life
>>2907426
qtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqt
>>2907696
Shit this brings me back thanks anon.
>>2908720
Perfect woman
>>2909424
WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
>>2909424
Absolute perfection post more
>>2909423
no, way too froggy
>>2909489
shoo shoo /u/half-bloodprince
>>2908397
pure autism
>>2908720
her ass is just amazing
>>2909543
Her ass + feet combo is easily the best in the biz.
>>2909551
>"no anon, you can't sniff it"
>>2909560
I'd sniff her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
>>2909784
>I'll just beat her up
Yeah? Well you'll have to get through ME first! *unzips cock*
>>2909787
Pssh, nice try kid *gets down on knees and sucks you off until you climax so hard you shoot your load in my mouth and collapse from sheer ecstasy.*
>>2909788
heh nothing personnel, kid
>>2909439
>>2909773
best ass
>>2909919
>>2909867
sex toes.
>>2909874
Cool username /u/half-bloodprince, how much did you pay for it?
>>2905244
I lol'D
Emily Jean is a classy lady
I'd sniff her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
Where are the new pics!
>>2910721
she's in the UK working
>>2911633
This is true, post more
>>2909868
nice
>>2911633
It's all about her toes for me. They are so sexy it's ridiculous.
>>2911718
You people are weird
>>2911718
This is also true, post more
my lil bby :3
>that ass and those perky little tits
too bad she doesnt shave
none of u love my gf as much as me
*sticks nose in the air*
i Feed emly
>>2911884
uuh she is disgustin
>>2914313
lol good LEAVE! lol LEAVE then ~!
>best emma thread 404's
>frog emma thread stays up
wtf i hate /hr/ now
>>2915642
Not too good with logic are you my friend!
>>2915647
ye im a moron desu
>>2915642
get this imposter off my thread
>>2915642
gonna nut
>>2915880
HHhhnnnNNNNnnnNngggggggg I NEED EMMLY NOWWW
forest walks with my pretty pretty woman <3
>>2915642
No one would know who she is if not for you waifufags shilling her every time "Emma" is mentioned.
Emily Jean doing the idubs Reeses Puff dance in costume
>>2916641
>no one would know one of the most famous actresses of the decade if not for autists on 4chan
>>2916682
not emily
>>2916641
this so much, anon shits up the thread and samefags so hard
I want to wrestle with Emily
I'd sniff her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
>we will never, ever get a good, flattering, high quality picture of her orange soles
>>2917362
Hey who needs hands and feet when you're beautiful... beautiful... JUST AS YOU ARE
i live for emmy
>>2918320
really ?
>>2918320
baka
>>2918320
Based.
>>2918320
*splooges on pillo*
emmy must win an emmy
comforting emley in pain from leg cramps
>>2917366
I NEED IT.
>>2918320
imagin being the guy that has to print this waifu-pillow.
do they feel pity for us?
>>2918936
>>2918948
lemme guess u got that printed on a sticker you humongous dementoid. i gotta laugh when i see battlestations with fucking meme references in/on/around the desk. like bro do you realize what a goddamn fag you look like with a 'you will never package furry porn mousepads' pepe mousepad? fucking GAY. EMBARRASSING. get a LIFE. who the fuck allows 4chan culture to leech into any other aspect of their life? oh yeah an autist with no self-awareness & bad taste
>>2918951
>this poor nigger getting this triggered
nb4 hahaha I troll U XD
>>2911894
why even live
>>2918320
based
just a friendly reminder to be polite to my gf ^.^
thank you and have a wonderful day
>>2919526
uhh, can you NOT keep posting this? this is MY CRUSH and NOT yours, i decided the MOMENT i saw these sexy fuggen image months ago that I WANTED her legs danging over my shoulders while i screw this nutty b*tch's brains out. i dream of her. i printed picture and jizzed on it and printed another for the next time i wanna jizz on it. so seductive subtle h.j. hand i want it wrapped around my junk o lord i want to splooge on that soft supple skin this instant!!
>>2919549
I kniw she's not my crush, she's my gf
>>2919549
>no mention of her feet
bad
>>2919693
Post them
>>2919741
>>2909868
Oh my god, those are just amazing.
>>2920059
They're just fucking bones
>>2920082
They certainly give me a bone if you know what I mean
>>2920040
She is pure!
Gulag for those dump lewdness posters
Emily Jean reminds me why life and humanity is great
>>2920250
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2920250
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2920250
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2920340
true
>>2920344
true
>>2920360
true
why does hollywood gotta bless us with TWO lesbian emily movies but have them be released so far away
why does she have the face of an 80 year old female rapper?
why does emily gotta bless us with TWO lesbian emily movies but have them be released so far away
>>2920377
she doesnt, captain autism
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean keeps stealing my bodily fluids
>>2921324
What did he mean by this?
>>2921439
hehehehe i can see a boobie
wanna honk her bobe
>>2921439
Somebody is stealing his piss jugs
>>2921470
no cunt
she steals my SPLOOGE
>>2921472
alright
>>2921472
Oh sorry somebody is stealing your cum jugs, not piss jugs
>>2921963
if only
>>2921963
Ew no
>>2920388
she gave kisses to Kate McKinnon on SNL
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>2922278
If you're a man of God enjoy going to heaven and never ever seeing her again for all eternity since she went to hell with her Hollywood degenerate friends.
Alternatively, you will die and you may never think of her again once your brain fails.
>>2921963
>ywn press your dick between both of their lips as they wrap their tongues around your cock
why live
>>2922366
you're being awfully presumptuous .
for your sake, i hope you are right.
>>2922366
why would i want taylor near my cock? shes shit. emma on the other hand could get on it whenever she wants
qt patootie <333333
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.
Emily will never love you for everything you are.
And so you build up layers of deception.
And you leave out things to alter the perceptions
Of the ones you love, who would never love you back
And the sadness of your life, is built upon this lack
Of ever really knowing anyone, or having them know you
It's the sadnesss of the world, there's nothing left to do
We are reaching Autism/Assburger Levels now that shouldn't even be possible.
Go get medical help dude lol
My posts just don't do Emily Jean Stone any justice.
I must destroy a valuable possesion of mine as a sacrifice to Emily Jean.
Anything for God above.
>>2922587
Just remember that if/when she gets murdered by some autistic psycho, we must send this archived thread to the authorities. Something tells me that there may just be a connection.
OMMMMMGGGGGGFGGGG EMMMAAAAAAA III LOOOVE YOUUU MORRRE THAN MYYYY LIIIIFFFFEEEE
SHE LOOKS LIKE FROG LMAO
SHE LOOKS LIKE FROG LMAO
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2909551
agreed
>>2911894
hhhnnnnnggggg
>>2918320
Based.
>>2922710
she's probably face down ass up on some niggers bed right now.
>>2922751
ew what a stupid fuckin whore.
>>2922751
ew what a stupid fuckin whore.
*makes emily jean my wife*
heh heh heh. step aside, kiddos
>>2922751
no one is interested in your cuckold fantasies
>>2922866
i am
anything for emily <3
>>2922870
~sigh~
me too...
*ponders at emily jean*
hmmm yes. quite indubitably. this piece COMPLETES me. I shall take it home and make it mmy wife whom i will love and lay down my life for
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2923292
Who?
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2923298
Some hillbilly named bitch
>>2923309
"sir come with us"
*beats you up*
dont EVER even think about disrespecting my wife you bitch
*makes out with emily*
i thot she was kewl for a month or two but the dude that makes these threads & spritzes his 'tism in them has since disillusioned me
>>2923321
lol good LEAVE! lol LEAVE then ~!
>>2923321
lol good LEAVE! lol LEAVE then ~!
¡~ uǝɥʇ ƎΛ∀Ǝ˥ lol ¡ƎΛ∀Ǝ˥ pooƃ lol
¡~ uǝɥʇ ƎΛ∀Ǝ˥ lol ¡ƎΛ∀Ǝ˥ pooƃ lol
ǝɯ pǝuoisnllisip ǝɔuis sɐɥ ɯǝɥʇ ui ɯsiʇ, siɥ sǝzʇiɹds ⅋ spɐǝɹɥʇ ǝsǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝpnp ǝɥʇ ʇnq oʍʇ ɹo ɥʇuoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ lʍǝʞ sɐʍ ǝɥs ʇoɥʇ i
Emily Meme!
emly dream <33
>>2923355
tell more
>>2923356
emily sem(en)
>>2923359
cryen emma in beanie pincter.jpg
NEW THREAD: >>2923371
>>2922366
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