Miranda Kerr

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>>2892544

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>>2892544

>>2892544
mind of a piece of shit.

>>2892669
oh no I'm flaccid now

>>2892669
She can't be perfect.

>>2892669
what's wrong with her mind?

I find it kind of funny that she's now on Joe Fresh ads.

>>2893134
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a liberal and anon is triggered he can't find a waifu who shares his alt right views.

I know that seems crazy in a place like this but idk I just have a feeling.

>tfw all my miranda pics are too small

>>2893198
swing and a miss, im gonna go try add inches to my tiny cock, i saw pop up for it somewhere early.. wish me luck

>>2893733
>>2893737
>>2893738
Lewd heels

>>2893023
More of this set.

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meh nose, weird eyes, sweet tatas, heavenly pussy, meh calves, modest butt

>>2893198
She's a liberal that dates men purely based on their bank account.

>weird nose
>5'8 midget
>has a kid
>mediocre body
>ugly feet
>ugly blue eyes
>doesnt have superior brown eyes
>mediocre belly button
>wrist bones too prominent
>thigh gap too wide
>roastie

sorry but no thank you

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>>2903296

>>2903160

And you only look at women considered hot.

>>2903431
Why blonde?

>>2903431
>>2904409
That's Candice Swanepoel

>>2904440
>>2903431
I read a blind item about her that her bf who is like 10 years older than her met her when she was underage and they immediately fucked and that he has spent years pimping her to people so he can get modeling jobs even though hes past his prime

>>2903428
>5'8 midget
>ugly feet
>thigh gap too wide
You gay as fuck nig
>>2903160
>dates men purely based on their bank account.
So do all women, stop being poor

>>2892544
How come we have to armpits breads up and no candice swanpoel general nuke this board aleeady senpai

>>2904440
I kinda was sure it was candice but you can never know with these shapeshifting succubus these days she would look pretty close with dyed hair and make up tho.

>>2904696
two*

>>2904696
this, Candice is Most Beautiful Woman Alive

>>2892673
good

>>2904696
i did that early last year, there havent been enough new worthwhile photos of her since, its in the archive

So who's thread is this anyway?

>>2907168
me, i barely know the chick

http://www.toxwni.gr/more/i-oraia-ton-social/130768-miranda-kerr-kali-evdomada-me-ena-akoma-aggelaki

>>2892669
poorcuck detected

>>2908275
sheeple detected

>>2893738
>>2893737
Even in heels she has pitiful leg game. They look like the legs of an overly tall 12 year old

>>2910129
iv spilled GALLONS of cum to her over the years, but she is really starting to age badly desu.

>swn be prime Miranda again

I hate this life

>>2910397
Makes my dick hard, desu

>>2903428
what kind of ogre do you prefer, anon?

>>2912189
Probably a swift or mortez fan

>>2912241
Swift for sure.

>>2913815
>>2912189
nah probably not, swift has blue eyes, mortez has green
guy clearly said he likes ogres with brown eyes

No one says no to TayTay. That would be CrayCray.

>>2892544
(#7 was duplicate of this)

body good only for twisted poses, totally unappealing when standing normally

>>2917671
stop, I would lick her asshole clean after a sweaty work out

>>2903428
>t. I only suck dicks on Wednesdays.

>>2918666
Fuck you that's my line

And she is with Bieber?

>>2921196
nah he just fucked her while she was married to her kids father

I think it is best to forget about her.

>>2917456
Perfection. You can see everything and also, you can't.

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Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel's Los Angeles backyard wedding on Saturday was an intimate, family affair.

The model, 34, and the Snapchat billionaire founder, 26, said "I do" in the garden of their $16 million Brentwood home with Kerr's son Flynn, 6, from her first marriage to actor Orlando Bloom, 40, by their sides.

It's believed that Flynn played an integral role in the big day and, according to E! News, he was spotted in a three-piece suit "running around the property with a group of flower girls, having a great time".

About 50 people attended, including her mother Therese, father John, brother Matthew and his husband James Kerr (nee Wright).

Drinks were served before the ceremony inside the marquee covered in pink blooms, while Disney's When You Wish Upon a Star played. The ceremony lasted just 20 minutes and guests cheered at the end.

In one of the speeches, Kerr's aunt was heard advising Spiegel, worth an estimated $5.4 billion, on what it takes for a happily married life: "Remember the woman is always right," which got a laugh from the crowd.

A number of speeches referred to Flynn, with one of Spiegel's friends toasting the new family, saying: "Congratulations you three."

Later in the night, Kerr showed that you can take the girl out of Gunnedah but you can never take Gunnedah out of the girl when she serenaded her new husband with Shania Twain's hit, You're Still the One.

TMZ was outside the mansion, previously owned by Harrison Ford, in the leafy westside suburb and managed to record the special moment, albeit with some authentic, shaky notes.

The tabloid had their cameras at the ready to capture any high-profile guests or app moguls in attendance, but they said the couple "pulled out all the stops to keep the lid on the ceremony".

"All guests arrived in black limos and vans with tinted windows. The guests were picked up at secret checkpoints and driven to the home in the blacked-out vehicles," it was explained.

>>2923693
he could have done better

>>2893134

She's a regressive-left, liberal snowflake.

>>2924300
lol at the assreamed broflake

>>2924300
Yeah she isn't hot enough to put up with all that nonsense.

>>2924332
Are you triggered? Do you need a safe space?

>>2925559
Nowhere is safe!

>>2924969
You'll never even be in the same room with her, so what the fuck do you care?

>>2925994
You don't know that I won't.

>>2926270
Actually, I do.

You won't.

>>2926575
You don't know it.

yeah I am over her

shes old now popped a kid out and has been ran through by half of Hollywood

>>2926575
Fake News

Who replaced her?

>>2910415
She's only 34 and pretty much looks the same. But I've never been too attracted to her, so it's not like I got her memorized.

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>>2927970
>She's only 34 and pretty much looks the same

>>2928009
Maybe she had cancer or something?