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What is your favorite 2000's Emily Jean movie?
>News
Anon claims to be married to Emily Jean: >>2880831
Anon suspects that Emma is a dog: >>2879851
Twitter user quotes previous thread in Tweet: http://i.imgur.com/tcgGTLP.png
False reports of Emma being into black dicks arises anger out of her loyal fans: >>2871972
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>>2881817
>W is for #WorldWaterDay
I'd like to give her some of my water
>>2881820
that's mean.
>>2881822
then fine sure I'd let her do it.
>>2881824
This image should help.
>>2881826
that's mean but if she enjoys it then fine sure I'd let her have it.
>>2881828
yes definitely, who's ever been hurt by that.
>>2881830
does she look naughty?
>>2881832
Alot of drinks on her table.
She probably needs all those fluids to stay wet.
>>2881834
>>2881836
>he
>>2881838
do you know something we don't?
>>2881842
that's not gonna stop me.
>>2881844
I wouldn't care because I know toads don't have a lot of bladder control
>>2881844
i would help her put the sheets in the washer.
>>2881849
use her bottle
>>2881851
i'd wait for the nearest restroom.
>>2881854
hold it in.
if we're in the middle of nowhere though then we can do whatever we want.
>>2881856
it depends.
>>2881858
Where we are going. No way is she going to show up like that in front of so many cameras.
The abundance of clothes. We could cover it up fine.
How new my car is.
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2881866
>>2881867
autism <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>2881871
that is not emily jean's picture
>>2881876
i want to drive a car over my dick and crush it flat so i can easily wrap it and tie it like a christmas present bow around frogze
>>2881872
no, it's anon the autistic Emily Jean lover
>>2881887
Don't call her millions of fans autistic
>>2881889
the autistic fanclub of Emily Jean <3
>>2881894
your autistic.
>>2881897
*you're Ahah you're so autistic you can't even write basic english! :D :D :D
The autist spamming "emily jean is amazing" is competing with the MCU OP for the title of most autistic poster on /hr/
>>2881955
lol whatever buddy
Emma Watson > Emma Stone
Choose substance not empty style
pastafrola
emleyyyyy
~clearthrote~ beter emleyyyy
>>2881955
And I can't decide who is winning
>>2881963
we are winning.
we are gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning.
her ass is amazing
>>2881970
Imagine that ass pressed against your dick.
>>2881971
Would never have occured to me, thanks for the prompt.
>>2881970
Ya, actually that would feel kinda neat. Thanks bud
>>2881995
Is that her home pond?
>>2881996
don't think so, it's a photoshoot
>>2881998
You can do a photoshoot at your home pond
>>2881999
why would they do that
so yeah, it's probably not hers
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/emma-stone-buys-2-5m-beverly-hills-home/emma-stone-andrew-garfeild-new-home-beverly-hills-1/
>>2881959
not emma, julie kennedy
What's the biggest cock Emma could deepthroat you think?
>>2882026
The poultry dish that I cook for her when I invite her for dinner <3
>>2882026
She's a virgin.
I want to hold her in my arms, cut pieces of chicken and feed it to her saying "Here comes the plane! MEEEERRRRMM"
WHAT'S UP FAGS
i've had sex fantasies about her
>>2882230
I don't believe you.
>>2882305
believe THIS
*unzips dick*
>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
It is simply a basic human right; I am being denied!
>>2882001
this the bed where she and andrew be fucking...
http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2012/11/14/Emma-Stone-Andrew-Garfield-new-home-Beverly-Hills11-640x427.jpg
>>2882358
nah she is virgin
>>2882362
they weren't playing tic-tac-toe on that bed, boy-o
>>2882358
>>2882363
totally biased and fake story AGAIN
>>2882362
We will honor the American people with the truth, and nothing else.
Emma stone wants to suck another man's cock.
>>2882480
got em.
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>>2882529
Faggot
>>2882147
DANG loochen SENXEY ladey!!!!
>>2882147
dang u looken froggey emna y dont u loosen dat dress & get comfey on my lap? mm ye ye whip that knotty frogcock out n lemme have at it! what i wouldnt give to get wilde with what's happenin b-twixt emna's musskular hind trotters!! ~melt
>>2882557
Faggot
Emily Jean has the best cleavage
>>2881787
>ugly
>can't act
L o L
>>2883116
https://www.reddit.com/user/half-bloodprince/
https://www.reddit.com/user/chinadunk
I don't think that I could ever stop kissing her if I was dating her.
literally frog girl
who can worship that
frog dammit she's a dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xjrDb5N5c
>>2883487
I like to imagine those big froggy eyes looking up at me as she sucks on the tip of my cock.
>>2882147
This reminds me any stills from La-La Land?
>>2883751
not until the HD rip is out. screener quality ain't great.
her public apparances while promoting the film are superior anyways.
>>2883781
She looks so fucking ridiculously good here...
>>2884108
people will disagree but i say the last 6 months have been her peak
If she ends being in death stranding I'm going to cream my pants. I believe in you Kojima!
>>2884255
if i get a ps4 it'll be my emily jean machine
>Emma Stone SFM porn
Yes please.
>>2884657
Who are you quoting?
>>2882657
SMUG
>>2881787
How the fuck does she look like Theresa May here?
>>2884869
Anyone have it unedited pls
>>2885002
the edited virgin is objectively better.
>>2885010
it is, but I want the unedited one
>>2881865
>back for more biscuits again, Anon?
>>2885113
i want to tip her so much
>>2885171
>not ordering her jams
P L E B I A N
>>2885447
believe me, i'll live
emleyyyy empty my ballsacc!!!!
>>2885642
UUHHH... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID... UHHH I DON'T REMEMBERRR
>>2885874
>tfw no downy Emma Stone to take advantage of
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2886029
Yeah, that's why I'm going to marry her.
perfect emley feet DANG ladey !!
>>2886034
closing time
one last call for alcoho so finish your whiskey or beer
closing time
you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
>>2886034
Post more of them!
>>2886036
no fogof ! !
>>2886034
Post more of them!
she haate da cameraaa aha awwww
MY WIFE!!! :D
>>2886077
Getting desperate?
>>2886089
NO...
>>2884386
froggy lips! :)
froggy anus! :)
>>2886266
that I wish I was licking
o emley...
>>2886046
>why shes the coolest chick we know
>>2886301
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Nope.
Nope.
>>2886751
i am sofa king .
EMILY JEAN!
>>2886760
i want to molest her
I wonder how enthusiastic she is when sucking dick.
>>2886763
didnt you see the fappening2?
>>2885874
La mujer cara de perro
>>2887424
Amores perros
>Emma wants to give you a footjob, but you have to lick your jizz off her feet
Do you do it?
>>2887497
no.
>>2887497
Yes.
>>2887497
Please
>>2887497
What's the catch?
>>2887497
No. I'm not a subhuman
>>2887497
I'd swallow thirty men's loads just for one lick of her sole.
>>2887921
jewish holywood hot shot here.
you know, that can be arranged for you if you are serious.
>>2887938
Make it a lick of each sole and I'm in.
>>2887938
make it 30 black men and I'm in.
>>2881894
so where are you in this picture?
You look at all these damn lists, but you refuse to actually use your own brain!
Sick an tired of looking at any or posting new images... here's another muffled repository of shit... posted by Anonymous your local retarded celebrity thread reposter....
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>>2887407
emma stoned a 4chan repost clone
>>2888143
Autism.
>>2881787
>Previous thread: >>2868731 →
81 images reposted
>>2888151
muppet....(yup i-iz) when talking 2 dick
how can 1 emmapost if anon things is spam?
>>2888143
>none mine
>im post only RARE cuty emlies
feels good 2 be on TOP
froooooogggg <3<3<3<3<3<3
>>2889404
amazing
>>2889497
would you let Emily peg your boybutthole <3
>>2889508
yes
>>2889509
with how big of a strap-on
>>2889510
average
>>2886760
I think i'm going to get this made as a poster and hang it above my bed so I can stare it at when I go sleep or as I wake up. Is this the highest resolution available for this image?
anyone with kik¡¡
>>2884869
better than getting a cunt full?
>>2884115
>"stop looking at my ass anon"
Some 17 years old made a parody of La La Land to ask Emma to be his prom date, and here's what she told him
>Jacob, thanks for making the greatest proposal I have ever received. I can’t tell you what an honor that was and how much I smiled through that entire beautifully orchestrated video. I’m in London working, but I hope you have the best time at prom, and I’m grateful you thought of me. Thank you. P.S. I do see Gosling around the eyes. Love, Emma.
My question is: What will you ask her in hope of receiving a response too?
>>2890272
Marriage
>>2890272
I'll tell her I have a 12-inch penis that isn't white.
>>2890294
No one needs to hear about your newly purchased dragon dildo, memer.
>>2890272
ask to be put in her will. I will even speak kind words if she includes reserve seating and first class tickets to her funeral.
>>2890294
>penis that isn't white
WHAT OTHER COLOR IS THERE?!
>>2881787
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
Proof?
>>2890441
#narcissism
>>2890272
Serious question, how do you even get ahold of her?
>>2890498
Apparently, you post in this thread.
get your shit together Emma.
or you will feel the consequences rain down on your life once again.
This is not a game.
>>2890272
looks like the prom is going to London....
>>2890499
I want to send Emma a handwritten letter
Emma <3
>>2890954
Swamp monster, i say no more bar (shit threads) get a new publicist....
>>2891169
john is kill
>>2891172
there is no john, only Anonymous
>>2890498
Maybe through her agent or something.
You guys dead?
I want to share a sleeping bag with Emily Jean
>>2891798
wouldn't you rather share a bbc with her?
>>2891802
fuck u
>>2891803
time and place bb
>tfw you unironically have a crush on emma but its worse than any other crush you had because she's super famous and absolutely perfect in every way
>>2891820
I know that feeling all too well. Not about Emma, but another /hr/ celebrity.
I don't know for you, but I got the chance to see mine in the flesh, and it only made it worse since, yes, she seems as perfect as I imagined.
>>2891834
Fuck that must be rough. If I saw Emma in person I'd probably be awestruck. At least I wouldn't be autistic enough to annoy her for a photo and make her hate me
Has she ever worn a bad outfit?
>>2892137
I'd fuck Emma rough.
>>2892144
She's a virgin
>>2892292
I'd fuck virgin Emma Stone rough.
>>2892322
Emily Jean is sexy as heck.
>>2892323
Who the fuck is Emily Jean?
>>2892322
I want to hold your hand Emma
more like emma fogarty
who the fuck is emily jean bitch
nobody cares about your waifu, faggot
>>2892334
my gf <3333333
>>2892337
you must be really fuckin lonely
>>2892239
I WANT TO SUCK HER SAGGY TEAT
>>2892342
Emily Jean is all the attention I need ƐƐƐƐƐƐƐ>
>>2892345
My dick is all the attention you need.
Emily Jean is amazing <3
y she so cuuuuuuute
Emma Stone makes me cum.
>>2892700
BBC makes Emma Stone cum.
>>2892703
As much as I want to believe it, I can't until I see a video.
>>2892700
She's actually saving her self for me sooo
>>2892754
when hasn't she had sex with you yet then?
I want to sing classic love songs to Emma.
>>2892780
Were waiting for marriage first
>>2892793
i dont think you understand how" holy matrimony" actually works.
>>2892794
t. thot
Our love is unmatched
emma my love is so perfect
anyone with kik?
>>2892803
post feet emma
>>2892855
Please
>>2892797
its sad cause you wont even ask for help.
>>2892861
Whats that my jealous friend? I can't hear you over the sound of me and Emma's mutual and unmatched love for eachother
Somebody P L E A S E dump new emilys. Im in dire need of another fix
>>2892875
sounds to me like you're cracking up .
Hope you dont an hero
>>2892973
whats this got to do with anything?
will Emma ever show us her boobies?
>>2893068
no lol
>>2893113
she would if she could, believe me.
#ittybittytittycommittie
>>2893141
her chest looks like trumps wall
>>2893144
*sniff*
>>2893144
BBRRRRAPPPPPPTTTTTTTT
>>2893217
I want emma to sit on my face until I cant breathe
>>2893219
suffocate to death
>>2893220
thanks
>>2893221
no more life, no more family, no more food, no more emily.
what kinda end game is that?
>>2893222
Idk im autistic
>>2893217
>implying you wouldn't sniff her farts
keep telling yourself that
>>2893217
lol this but to this entire board.
>>2893227
I would not
>>2893233
what's your beef man
>>2881787
She is fucking gross. There is something wrong mentally with you faggots, worshiping such a fugly, foul, disgusting woman. Weirdo's...
>>2893528
this thread is essentially just one person posting over and over again as different people
>>2893528
Holy... you're right. I've had a change of heart. How could I be so dumb to be manipulated by jewish elites into thinking an actual FROG was sexy? Can you be my life coach? You miracle, worker you.
>>2893528
Of course, because your balls say so, right? kek
Who does Emma love ?
>>2893528
>*the redditor stumbles out of his half inflated air bed, his thin whispy hair which hasn't been washed in 4 months sticks to his face*
>*boots up his super sick lightning fast dell computron 4200 and wishfully checks to see if his totally witty r/incel post has hit the front page*
>turns out it was deleted by the mods but its ok because they're important members of society that he respects and looks up to
>he managed to carry his 700 lb bed sore covered body to the kitchen where he finds his mother crying again just like last afternoon
>"heh fucking roastie, you should bow in the presence of a REAL man like me. Now go fetch me my No Name™ Fresh® Hungry Man Bacon and Sausage 'za with schezwan sauce and throw it in the microwave. Don't forget to my Code Red® Mountain Dew this time you whore"
>his mother regretfully obliges but wishes that her husband would return from his business trip because she can't handle such a independent alpha male like her son
>after finishing his nutricious and vitamin packed meal the redditor decides he is in the mood for a fap
>after opening his incognito browser he deletes the the 3 year old tabs of /mlp/ shota and yaoi that he purchased with mommy's credit card he decides he is in the mood to to please himself to 3D for a change
>"hmm? whats this?" the redditor is confused and bedazzled by the /esg/ which he just found
>immediatley he remember that his 2 inch penis hasn't been able to work for the past year because of his constant masturbation witch has rendered his phallus completely unusable
>in a rage the redditor types out the most prolific and marvelous piece of writing the world has not yet seen since the days of Greek philosophers
>She is fucking gross. There is something wrong mentally with you faggots, worshiping such a fugly, foul, disgusting woman. Weirdo's...
>the redditor is pleased, another roastie whore defeated and his noble repertoire only stands higher upon his idols
>>2893596
only me
>>2893603
his name is /u/half-bloodprince
>>2893699
who are you, to be worthy of such love, what do you do? how do you know her?
I want to be behind Emily and place my hands on the spot she's holding in pic related and then have her do the same above my hands and then we walk around town looking like Emily has four arms and scare everybody away hahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2893767
love to know what you think is so God damned funny?
>>2893771
SHE'S SO SHORT
>>2893752
im hers, she is mine, and we love each other.
>>2893752
im hers, she is mine, and we love each other.
>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
It is simply a basic human right; I am being denied!
>>2894172
>>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
sniff?
>>2894194
bald bitch gets wild with snakes and
>>2894195
I want to hold emilys hand :+)
>>2894197
good reply
WHERES MY NEW EMMA THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEED NEW THREAD
>>2883116
emly feet pls :]
>>2895190
Please