Patents

very interesting

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seems multi porpoise when wet

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typical... i thought of this ages ago

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even with the christmas wrapping paper on, i still guessed it correctly (sonic toothbrush)

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deep thought....obviously high on something

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it's a thingamajig

>>2878961
XDDDDDDDDDDD

UPOVOTE

>>2879296

I would love to have been in the room when the examiner first saw this one.

More?

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Apparently, Your invention doesn't actually work to be patented.

Doesn't actually have to work to be patented.

>>2879296
It should be positioned over the mouth.

>>2881909
hahahahhaah that design, direct transmission aswell

>>2881909
Fucking hell, you wouldn't want to fall off

>>2878523
This shit is so fascinating. I wish this board had more of this and fewer basic bitches

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...and there's me just thinking it was just some over~sized spring that somebody repackaged

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1913 things were afloat

1960 LSD Timothy Leary....

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ye old fender bender