Kate Upton

>>2868977
http://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2846803/

>>2868977
>fridge
Naw she got dem titties and noice hips.
>would impregnate

>>2868984
Well this is awkward

>>2873510
Silly Kate, Hot bras are NOT for workouts! And neither is that long skirt. XD

>>2868985
she's so thick in all the right places!

>>2874381
Return to Reddit.

>>2868987
her hips are fucking weird, they're like a rectangle. she'd be super hot if it weren't for everything below her chest

>>2873510

>chest press with ten pound dumbells

Do you even lift sis ?

>>2877463
she can deadlift over 200 lbs, do sled pushes with 500 lbs, and bear crawls with 300 lbs.

she can probably beat you up

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>>2877495
>ywn be beaten up by Kate

>>2877495
Seriously.

I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, in parallel with boxing for 7 years, I could beat her easily.

Also body-building for 4 years, 6'2" for 190lbs

I have crazy speed, and reflexes same as my speed. All I have to do is wait for her to charge me dodge her and give her big wallops in the head. I won't give her any break the slightest mistake the bitch is done. You'll always have some virgins here to say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and 2) you'll never achieve anything with your coward physique.

Any man with enough training can beat Kate Upton with a knife. Barehanded is not necessarily more complicated it only demands some skill.

>>2877624
You're autistic.

>>2877624
uh huh.

>>2877624
all that to beat up a tit cow. are you a navy seal by chance?

youre on your way to copypasta infamy

>>2877624
Which copy pasta is this?

>>2877624
It's been a while since I've seen this copypasta.

>>2868977
>fridge thread

>>2868979
Goddamn she's beautiful.

>>2877624
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>2878630
>>2877624
Couple of faggots arguing about who's the one who lies the best
Guys reality isn't about your cod records
Go back to fap in mommy and daddy basement

>>2878630
Ohh the cringe.. THE CRINGE IS REAL..

I love reading those PATHETIC comments, thanks!

>>2878726
>>2878732
>Doesn't know copypasta when they see it.
Fuck off back to r/eddit and don't fucking come back.

>>2878942
>>2878732
>>2878726
>>2878630
Shouldn't you be in bed?

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posting more Katie

>>2878732
Is this nigga being serious or is this some kinda realy subtle bait

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>>2879004
Cleaned up, then made dirty.

>>2879316
> t. mohammed

>>2874421
and all the wrong places!

>>2878630
Copypasta. Come up with something new

>>2878630
autism <3

when i learned they called her fridge, it all clicked!
theres just something odd about here bod.
dont get may wrong, would smash with the force of a thousand suns but theres just..... something off.

idk but its distracting.

>>2881699
The bitch has no hips or curves.

moustache