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Kim Kardashian Ultimate thread

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She's the most perfect cyborg ever. Half carbon based, half sillicone based structural body.
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>>2857437
How much would u pay her to sit on ur face guys? (if u were a billionaire)
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>>2857498
$45.95
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>>2857517
Then, you should find another ass to sit on ur face.
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>>2857517
Before tax at least?
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>>2857532
k ill pay $65.92, but i dont want her to sit on my face. I would like to fuck her doggy style and prone bone.
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>>2857436
please, no censored crap
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>>2857498
about tree fiddy
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>>2857434
good description of her
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>>2862150
i had yuuuggee expectation for that thread. Let me tell you. it's a DISASTER what China did to our country, to that thread!
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>>2857498
$69.69
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf620npXWZM
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dont let it die, guys
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>>2865289
I hate everything she stands for, but fuck me she's hot.
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>>2865299
Just imagine, sprinting out of the bushes as she's getting out of the pool, tackling her onto the lounger, ripping her stretch pants open and raping that big fat ass while she's too surprised to even scream.
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>>2865300
Or finding her at some event or another, watching her from a distance as she struggles to retain her poise despite her bloated belly and swollen tits, then waylaying her afterwards.

Tearing the expensive dress open, pushing her down onto all fours and raping her from behind, feeling her huge belly jostling back and forth as you thrust, listening to her trying not to vomit from fear and nausea. Squirming your hands up the front of the dress and squeezing her big tits until she sobs in pain and your hands are wet with milky juice.
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>>2865303
Finding her again as her pregnancy continues, in the garden where you raped her the first time.

You're pretty sure she sees you emerge from the bushes, but she doesn't scream. Either too scared to act or unsure if what she's seeing is real.

When you push her back onto the chair, spread her legs open and pull the material of her bikini bottoms aside though, then she knows its real.

Even then, she doesn't scream, doesn't plead, doesn't make a sound other than an awkward grunt when you roughly force yourself inside her. Instead her eyes go distant, and she stares at something over your shoulder as you pump into her.

This passive resistance angers you, and you rip away the scraps of cloth covering her breasts with a sudden savage movement. She half-goes to cover herself, but then stops, arms falling limp at her sides. You seize her breasts, squeezing them hard, digging your nails into the soft flesh, pinching and pulling on the nipples until droplets of cloudy fluid gather on the dark peaks.

Resuming your earnest raping of her birth canal, you bend down and begin to lewdly suckle and bite at her breasts, slurping the colostrum away as fast it can emerge, nipping at her teats with your front teeth and yanking at them viciously like a wild animal.

You pick up your pace between her legs, ramming into her hard enough that the chair jolts and screeches back slightly with each inward thrust, and once or twice you actually feel the head of your dick bang against the sealed entrance to her womb.

The first time this happens, she jumps, out of shock maybe, or simple pain at being penetrated further than she was ever supposed to. The second time, she starts to sob silently, tears streaming down her face and shoulders hitching.

When you hit your peak and explode inside her, spraying your cum into her pussy, she turns away from you, covering her face with her hands as she cries.
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>>2865299
That is the only thing she stands for
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>>2865314
It's at another event that you meet her again.

She sees you wink at her from in the crowd, and the smirk falls off her ruby-painted lips as she cradles her belly protectively.

You stay at the edge of her perception, following her through the event. Soon, she mutters something in the ear of her companion and leaves the gathering, making her way to a secluded spot as you follow her at a distance.

Finally, once the noise of the party has faded to a faint murmur in the distance, she stops and turns to face you.

"I'll do what you want," she says, clearly struggling to stay calm, "j-just don't hurt me again, okay?"

You only grin in response, reaching out to peel the tuxedo jacket off her shoulders and letting it slip down, Kim unfolding her arms to let it fall down to the floor. She is practically naked already, the gauzy lace slip utterly failing to hide her body from your hungry gaze.

You lean in and kiss her slack lips hungrily, feeling her gasp and struggle not to recoil from you. Her lipstick tastes like berries, and her scent surrounds you, hot and spicy.

You press a hand against the bloated expanse of her belly, grinning as you hear her swallow a whimper, then reach around her and seize a handful of her ass, pinching it hard.

"D-don't rip my dre-oh!" she starts to say, then yelps as you tear the front of the slip open, exposing the pale cream cups of her bra.

You seize them eagerly, squeezing and kneading them in your hands until her face twists in pain. You won't let her go away inside like last time, not if you can help it.

You dig your thumbs into the front clasp of her bra and pop it open, watching as her breasts, swollen with milk for her coming child, sag down onto her chest.

"Get down," you say, "like when you had the white dress." This was the perfect thing to say, Kim's face screws up in anguish at the memory of her violation, but she nods and awkwardly tries to kneel down in the dress.
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>>2865339
You help by yanking off her heels and throwing them into a corner once she's awkwardly settled on her knees, then pushing her down onto her arms.

You palm her pussy through the lace, feeling how it's swollen and bulging from the weight of her womb resting on it, then seize a handful of the material and rip it away.

Kim whimpered and gulps in air as you shred away the rest of the thin fabric protecting her womanhood, then pauses as you touch the now-naked flesh.

For a moment you stroke your fore and middle fingers along her slit, lightly pinching the puffy outer lips and plucking at them gently.

"S-someone will come," she mumbles, "they will find us, if you take too long..." She trails off as you remove your hand from her pussy and draw it up between the crack of her big butt, to circle her puckered asshole.

It looks almost comically tiny, surrounded by the huge expanses of flesh that are her buttocks, but it soon starts to widen as you push a finger into it.

Kim groans and whimpers, no longer trying to speak as you force your finger into her asshole up to the knuckle. Then you withdraw it fast enough that she nearly shrieks in pain. You hear her panting, leaning on her elbows, swinging breasts nearly brushing the floor as you position yourself behind her.

Then you ram your penis as far into her asshole as you can get it, savouring the sound of her breathing choking off as she struggles not to scream. You pound into her back passage, the hot, moist flesh clenching hard on your dick as it tries to expel you. The sound of her fat cheeks slapping against your hips fills the air, and you grab her ponytail with one hand, pulling her head back until her bejewelled choker starts cutting off her air. Her eyes roll back into her head and her tongue lolls out of her mouth as she struggles to breathe.

Then you release her, and she all but faceplants into the floor, breasts squishing against the cold tiles as she coughs and gasps for air.
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>>2865371
>It looks almost comically tiny, surrounded by the huge expanses of flesh that are her buttocks
>huge expanses of silicone
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>>2865371
You pull out of her asshole with a yank that makes her groan, and you are pleased to spy a smear of blood on your shaft as you move down to Kim's pussy.

She gulps as she feels you rubbing the head against her lower lips, then a deep moan rises from out of her chest.

The sounds of flesh slapping against flesh resume, your thrusts jerking her backwards and forwards. You squeeze and fondle her breasts where they hang below her like ripe fruit, rolling and tweaking the nipples until milk drips onto the tiles, forming puddles of cloudy liquid below her.

Your other hand goes to her belly, gripping the taut expanse of flesh and using it for leverage to thrust deeper into her. You stroke the smooth skin, then pinch and twist her popped out belly-button until Kim squeals in pain.

Finally, when the climax hits you and you erupt into her, you dig your nails into the skin stretched over her womb, scratching livid red marks into it.

Kim cries as you wipe your cock off on the sleeve of her jacket, mascara running down her face in oily black rivers to join her smeared lipstick.

You wrench the diamond choker from around her neck and stuff it into your pocket as a goodbye, then leave her sobbing in a puddle of mingled juices.

Half an hour later, you watch her rejoin the party, makeup re-applied, dress pulled back together with several carefully-placed safety pins, and the parallel lines of scratches on her belly hidden behind the lace.
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>>2857434
She's so fucking annoying though
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>>2865381
Time passes, and for a while you leave her be.
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>>2865402
Sticking to the edges of her life. Never letting her see you, but watching her all the same.
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>>2865405
You can see that your absence is weighing as heavily on her as your being there was.

The tabloids whisper about how she struggles to sleep, about how she refuses to let her husband sleep in the same bed as her.

One day she has a hysterical, screaming breakdown on the set of her tv show, screaming at her sister live on air.

You laugh yourself breathless.
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It's after the agonising, hours-long labour to birth her child that the two of you meet again.

You come to her when she's alone, lying exhausted and weak as the proverbial newborn in her hospital bed. The child itself has already been taken away by her husband, and the cameras and reporters are with him, leaving you alone with her.

The drugs they gave her for the pain have left her in a woozy, dreamlike state. Enough that she doesn't entirely recognise you when you enter in your stolen orderly's uniform.

You give her another shot of the strong stuff, just to be on the safe side, and she slips into unconsciousness as you wrangle her onto a gurney.

You fix a bulky oxygen mask over her face to obscure her features, then push off, trundling through the hospital towards the ambulance loading bay.

Nobody challenges you. They just see an exhausted patient being transported from one ward to another by a hardworking orderly.

The ambulance is one that you bought cheap at a dealer's a few states away, then spent some of the money you got for Kim's jewelled choker on updating its insignia and colours to match those used by the fleet this hospital uses, putting the finishing touches on the morning before you went in.

You grow a little worried when the process of loading her into the ambulance goes more slowly than you had intended, but once you've got the gurney secured, you climb into the driver's seat and are soon away.

Once you've transported her to the location you'd spent weeks setting up, you ditch the ambulance and return.

She's awake by then, though still confused at why her surroundings have changed from the comfortable private ward of the hospital to the spartan interior of the locked room.

Once you enter, it all clicks, and she explodes in tears. Shrieking, pleading, even trying to beat you off with arms as weak as cloth, it makes no difference as you roll her over onto her aching belly and thrust inside her.
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>>2865419
She's still crying when you cum, although her voice has long since given out and all she can do is make strangled raspy sounds.

You withdraw, wiping your cock on her thigh, then leave her be.

Her room (such as it is) has a series of speakers rigged up to blare a cacophony of music, horns, gunfire and general noise into her room at a deafeningly loud volume. You set the timer to "random" and turn in yourself in your own, thoroughly soundproofed room.

When you enter in the morning, you find her huddled in the corner, wrapped in the thin blanket you'd left on the bed.

She's half-dozing when you walk over and rip the blanket away from her, making her start away and look up at you. Her wide brown eyes bear heavy bags from her sleepless night, and her face is drawn with exhaustion and pain.

"Suck my dick and make me cum." You order.

No," she looks away. "Why should I? You've taken away everything I have, even my cloth-"

"Suck my dick and make me cum," you repeat, "and I'll let you sleep."

Her mouth snaps shut with a click of teeth, and you see the conflict in her eyes. Then she shuffles around to face the wall.

You shrug, and leave.

It's four days before she cracks. By then exhaustion has taken such a toll on her that she barely even seems to know where she is anymore, or why she's here.

Instead she drags herself over to you the minute you enter, unzips your pants and practically inhales your cock.

She's too out of it to really provide an effective blowjob, but the sheer fervour of her frenzied sucking is admirable in itself.

You don't even have to pull her hair or anything, she does all the work herself, then swallows your load down without needing to be told.

"Good girl," you whisper to her as you help her up, then lead her over to the bed. You pull the blanket up to her waist, then pause.
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A moment is all that it takes for you to duck back outside and bring the trolley in. Kim is too dazed to even think about trying to escape in that time, and is barely able to keep her eyes open even when you snap open the case you have ready.

You apply the tourniquet, wait for the vein to become visible, then push the tip of the needle in. A moment to make sure that you've not missed the vein, then you depress the plunger.

"Wh-wuh?" Kim looks over, brow furrowing as she tries to figure out what's going on.

Then the morphine hits her, and she sinks back onto the bed, insensate.

You put the drugs away and ready the second item of equipment.

Kim watches, glassy-eyed, as you ready the pump and affix the two suction cups to her breasts.

A faint humming noise starts when you switch the machine on, but Kim only makes a sound when her breasts let down- a small grunt that accompanies the white spattering the inside of the plastic cups.

You stroke her hair and murmur soothing things as the pump does its work, the tank below slowly filling up with milk. By the time her breasts are drained, Kim is fast asleep, borne away on a sea of opiates and endorphins.

You unhook the cups, then pull the blanket aside and spread Kim's legs open.

You fuck her slowly, with languid strokes that make her deflated breasts bounce and jostle on her chest. Bending forward, you lick away the remnants of the milk still on her nipples, the sweet taste dancing on your tongue.

It doesn't take you long to cum this time; you squirt into her, then replace the blanket and leave, pulling the trolley behind you.
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>>2865437

This is serious contender for Oscar's best rape fantasy. Wow! Great scenario man! Would love to hear more for other celebs. Who are the other celebs u can have such a perfect rape fantasy?
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>>2865457
Things settle into something of a routine.

You give her commands; let me fuck you in the ass, let me fuck you whilst the pumps are milking you, let me leave this vibrating dildo in your pussy all night, give me a lap-dance and then let me eat you out, that sort of thing.

If she refuses, you punish her until she recants either by turning the sound system on again to keep her from sleeping, refusing her more morphine until the shakes start, refusing her food, that sort of thing.

If she complies (and soon she learns to comply oh yes) you shower her with praise, affection, gifts (usually in the form of morphine).

One morning, you show her the news footage of the authorities declaring that they have given her up for dead (more or less). When she cries, you hug her, and she doesn't push you away.

She soon stops refusing your demands entirely, and starts suggesting ideas of her own in the hopes of either impressing you or scoring additional presents.

One day, Kim lets you force a vibrating dildo so far into her ass that it gives her her first ever prostate orgasm. She recovers as you fuck her doggy-style, incredulous that she even *had* a prostate.

When you ask what she would like for breakfast the following morning, she whispers something in your ear that nearly-instantly has you at full mast.

The next day, you watch her gulp down a glass full of her own morphine-laced breast milk, and the two of you have sex in a metal bathtub full of it.

Watching Kim scoop up handfuls of the warm milk and swallow it down has you cumming in no time at all, and she brings your erection back with her mouth so you can sixty-nine on her bed.

With all that you bareback her, her belly soon starts to swell with another child, and you take great delight in fucking her through the ravages of another pregnancy.

If there is something called bliss upon the earth, you think you may have found it.
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So, how was that? Sorry about the ending, but I had to think of something.
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>>2865471
Epic from the start till the end. (Do u have KIK) Would love to hear more of ur stories.
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>>2865475
No I don't have kik, and no desire to get it.

This was, mm, a bit of a fun that I got carried away with.

Anyone has any requests that they'd like to make, whether in some part of this timeline I've set up or something else, feel free to ask. I could use the practice.
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>>2865478
Can you please do Jessica Alba rape fantasy? Same like this. (using related pix to the story etc..) That would be perfect since u have great imagination. (You can find her threat in catalog, also, no pregnant fantasy this time, just herself)
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>>2865483
No, I meant with regards to this thread and the material therein.

Not really got any interest in Alba, honestly.
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>>2865486
What about Ariel Winter or Bella Thorne or Elle Fanning?
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>>2865487
Do you actually have any requests for specific things being done, or events happening, or just people?
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Just take it easy with the rape fantasy there, bud.
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>>2865502
Bit late now, chum.
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>>2865503
So you want a black man inside you?
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>I came here to wank, but all I received was high grade autism
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>>2865492
A story about Elle Fanning or Ariel Winter. Any scenario u think is good and realistic. (Using pix would make it better)
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>>2865478
>>2865483
Why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull?
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>>2865492
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kim and something about her feet
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Bump for more now
Anyone wanna encourage me to stroke for Kim?
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Can we get a discord going?

https://discord.gg/j2sqd
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>>2866047
even while pregnant her ass is still fit. surprised at that
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>>2866305
that thread went downward spiralling. What the fuck.
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>>2866080
whats this for
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>>2866374
To share pictures and circle jerk to her
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>>2867671
Join the discord fellow Kim fapper!

https://discord.gg/bxPpj
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>>2867655
daaamn so nice
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>>2866305
more preggo kim please
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>>2867691
link expiref
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>>2867900
https://discord.gg/BteAU
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bump, even though that thread became a trainwreck of weird rapist fantasies.
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She's a pig.

The fact that she PAID to become such a pig is hilarious.

Yeah, get some more plastic surgery, dumbass.
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>>2869197
this, I would fuck almost anything and would fuck this ... but this bitch isn't sexy, she's just an average mutt that has had tons of surgery
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>>2869436
and yet, she would reject you in total despise.
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>>2869197
I mean, she probably has recouped all that she paid, times 20, thanks to her cult like following (and chronic masturbators like myself).
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>>2869466
>reject
who's talking about consent faggot
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>>2870239
Rape is for faggot, faggot
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>>2872067
>oh fuck muh dick.
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b8mp
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>>2870239
yea look like rape it's how you were created
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You despise her, but you would still feel lucky if she ever asked you to get on your knees and eat her asshole
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>>2872470
This exactly
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>>2872470
>You despise her,
I don't
>but you would still feel lucky if she ever asked you to get on your knees and eat her asshole
Absolutely
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>>2865478
Requesting one with kat dennings, without pregnancy if possible. Would be hot if she gets nazified and you both bag another jewess like a younger scarjo for you both to abuse. There's already a thread on kat if I'm not mistaken.

Bonus points for using oven threats in condotioning
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>>2872470
Well, duh.
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>>2874887
For the love of god, this.
>>
Do you think the Kardashians have orgy parties?
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>>2877040
Do anons fap?
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>>2866305
>>2866304
>>2866302
why is this shit censored? what is this? saudi arabia?
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>>2857498

$9.95/min

But totally not worth the crotch rot on your face.
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>>2879502
im fapping
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>>2857498
I would pay any price to have her sit on my face. She's the hottest, most beautiful woman of all time. No one even comes close. I'd marry her even if I knew she'd never touch my cock just as long as I could just touch her.
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>>2857498
I'd rather fuck my wife for free who has much bigger tits, a huge round bubble butt, and shaved clean pussy.
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>>2879531
Kek! I mean that's one celebrity whose nude censorship we never have to worry about!
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>>2880437
>who has much bigger tits, a huge round bubble butt, and shaved clean pussy.

Congrats, you just described Kim Kardashian
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>>2880900
the perfect woman
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>>2881062
Well then, I'm married to the perfect woman. She had c-cups in grade school. Now she's got 36-38G's, a butt the size of 2 basketballs cut in half, and hates having a furry snatch so she keeps it shaved but not naked like a teenager. Her pussy lips feel like your touching a fresh sunkist gem candy. And for some reason, her nipples taste like bubble gum. And her pussy gets soaking wet when she swallows my cum.
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>>2881175
That fantasy life of the autistic <3
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>>2881252
How am I supposed to prove it?
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>>2881284
The same way KimK proves to us that she has big tittes and a phat ass. by posting online
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>>2881294
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>>2881294
I'll see what I can put together...
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>>2857498

I'd pay nothing. No one is ever sitting on my face.
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>>2881294
The top pic is from 2009 when she was a 36DDD or 36E. The bottom pic is from 2013 or 2014. Now she's a 36G.
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>>2881552
>fat arms
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>>2881560
I'm done. Thus is a huge waste of time.
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>>2881560
If you think your girlfriend/wife is so much hotter then post up a pic and prove it! Otherwise you're a huge faggot normie neckbeard.
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>>2881552

>Flabby arms
>Brags about whale wife

So much kek
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>>2881570
>>2881576
You're the idiot who tried to compare your wife to Kim K.
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>>2881552
holy shit. I don't even know what I'm looking at
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>>2881641
Like I said, post up a pic of your wife/girlfriend or are you too scared to let 4chan see the ugly bitch you wifed?
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>>2881789
Your looking at tits & ass in a dress, what's the confusion?
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>>2881641
Unless you step up and a post a pic yourself I'll assume you wifed an ugly bitch or a dude.
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>>2881739
I didn't say they were twins, look at my post. I said that my wife has huge tits and a huge bubble butt and people didn't believe me and told me to post a pic otherwise I was lying.
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>>2881915
you're still lying. You said that your wife was hotter than kim, but them arms proved you wrong big time.
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>>2881916
I actually said
>>I'd rather fuck my wife for free who has >>much bigger tits, a huge round bubble >>butt, and shaved clean pussy

I never said they were twins or any stupid shit like that. All I said is that I don't need to pretend that I'd pay money to fuck Kim when her pussy is used and abused.
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>>2882132
Because you're a cheap fuck who can only get free sex from flabby arms.
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>>2882149
That proves the only way you can get your dick wet is by paying for it. Why don't you post up a pic of your girlfriend/wife so we can compare? Post up or shut up.
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>>2882191
i didn't do any claim about my gf. And she is way too respectable to get posted on an image board! Only autistics get convinced of posting something private here! :) <3
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>>2881552
I'm sorry.
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>>2882149
Only neckbeards and basement dwellers have to pay for pussy.
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wonder why she wasn't raped in paris... If i would have bound her in the same matter as they did i would do it. Wonder why they didn't
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>>2883341
maybe they were not degenerate rapists
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>>2881552
Holy kek what a whale
Them arms
Kim k shits on your wife
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>>2862242
Look at the chest hairs on her left boob that she forgot to get rid of lol.
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>>2881552
Is your wife 65?

Jesus Christ this is the best way this thread could have gone

I'm sorry but I'm keking at ur expense
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>>2880383
too bad son, kanye hittin' it, you gonna grow up a sore looser with your daughters listening to yeezus which would be just perfect for their time cause it's so far ahead and avant garde at the moment
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i wanna fist her
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>>2867977
Link expired. Post one more lasting
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>>2865289
Holy shit, she's fucking huge.
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>>2888865
Yeah you like that blacky, don't you?
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>>2885547
>your daughters
Implying he isn't going to be a cuckold, raising kids from his wife's affair.
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>>2882149
>>2882132
Exactly this. Even if I had billions, anything spent on her would be a waste. Props to her for capitalising on her 15 minutes and turning it into actual business and wealth. But, I really could not go anywhere where ray-jay had been.
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>>2889129
i don't think it's your choice mate. I would bet about 1 billion dollars she wouldn,t be interested in your bone.
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ooga booga
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ooga booga
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>>2889148
How do you know? You've never felt it inside you
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