Presumptive Academy Award winner Emily Jean
blacked when? she's one of the few left who still hasn't tasted a sweet nig cock
>>2853710
How do you know she hasn't?
Emily Jean is amazing <3
:3
>>2853710
>"Mooom, I'm cuckposting again!"
>>2853801
>"Daaaad, I'm Trumposting again!"
>"Good work Cletus, but don't forget we are going on a hunting trip in an hour"
>"Oh boy Dad I can't wait! Make sure you bring the lube this time"
>"Yes, son..."
>>2853746
>that sideboob
her little boobies are so perfect
>>2853797
Faggot
>>2853634
3, 1, 2
>I take it black, like my men
What did she mean by this?
her performance in La La Land was not good enough to warrant winning an Oscar.
>>2854467
you are wrong
>>2854467
oscar? bleh
>>2853632
She was so shitty in la la land. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.
Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.
>>2854475
The only people who voted Stone are rural and suburban retards.
City people all voted for Natalie.
>>2854476
Not gonna lie, former Stone voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Stone crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this girl get the Oscar
>STONE WON!!!!
Ummm... no sweetie, she lost by a massive margin. Natalie Portman won by over SIX MILLION votes.
She is the true winner. She is who the American people chose. Any time a Stonf supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Stonf is literally the least popular actor of all time.
>>2854467
wrong. sad!
>>2854262
>2017
>cuckposting
give it a rest
the thing is her movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
zombieland//la la land/spiderman/birdman are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa
>>2854882
Are brits really this retarded? With the exception of Zombieland, none of those are comedies.
>>2854947
if you want to go with her on acasual walk through her home you can . its called YouTube
>>2854889
dont even bother, everyone knows american culture is lowest common denominator stuff...and now your politics too actually... youre dangerously close to electing honey boo boo at this stage, though kim kardashian will probably be first.
urgh, fucking dummies.
>>2854949
What did he mean by this?
>>2853746
oh la la indeed
>>2854953
i assume hes talking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8HqyuLBqnU
>>2854972
WTF! that totally anemic
>>2853632 Jesus what ever? images with mood disorders
>>2854950
Still doesn't change the fact only one of those was completely a comedy and the guy who posted that comment needs to lay off the chromosomes.
Emma wants to give you a footjob, but the only way she will is if you suck your cum off her feet when she finishes you. Do you do it?
>>2855939
yea
>>2855939
No. I'd love the footjob but I never want to eat cum.
>>2855951
Yeah, but it's yours, though.
>>2855939
The idea of eating cum repulses me however I am a massive foot fag and am hopelessly obsessed with her gorgeous feet. I would have to say yes. How many random schlubs get the chance to have their balls drained by the goddess like feet of a stunning A-list actress?
>>2854947
The only thing as sexy as her feet are her eyes.
>>2856008
I still never want to eat jizz.
>>2855939
The idea of feet repulses me however I'm a massive fag and am hopelessly obsessed with eating cum off her. I would have to say yes.
I just watched her on Jimmy Kimmel form last night and she looks super pregnant!
Has she confirmed that yet?
>>2855939
yes, of course
>>2856140
Is it a black baby?
>>2856138
Go away before I fuck the faggot out of you
>>2856189
kys
>>2856628
A-are you a g-girl?
>>2854480
>She is who the American people chose.
'Cause she's a jew? That explains everything...
>>2857379
Ah, yes. The Grand Jewspiracy, taking over the world by... starring in biopics that glorify rich white goyim, and makes other rich white goyim richer.
Master Race logic in action, folks.
>>2857748
how is it gay if she's a female?
>>2857902
sexy
dog dammit she's a frog
>>2860013
>that right foot
Gonna nut
>>2860193
Preggers as can be. Give it four weeks and even these kind of dresses cannot hide it in any way anymore.
>>2860205
wut
>>2860205
A virgin can't get pregnant
>>2860246
It has been rumored for a while now. She has what looks like a little baby bump and has been only wearing dresses disguising her mid section recently. If so I just hope the father is not the douche Garfield.
>>2860247
Mary would like a word with you.
She has great blowjob eyes.
>>2860952
she doesn't know what that is
>>2860976
>she doesn't know what a blowjob is
She's been in hollywood how many years?
>>2853632
>emily stone
DROPPED
Just kidding I already did because she's a dogshit actor.
>>2861131
Until tonight, the only role I've seen Emma Stone play was the part of Sam in Birdman. I just watched La La Land. Emma Stone is an enormously talented actress.
Also, while watching La La Land, I noticed that Emma might have a bit of a dat ass. I came to /hr/ to look for an Emma thread and lucky for me this thread was here. Now, I've seen this pic >>2854938 and this pic >>2854940 many times, admired the ass, never knew who it belonged to. I am so happy to learn that my observations were correct. Emma does have a dat ass, and what a fine dat ass it is.
>>2861243
yes she does
>>2861131
https://www.reddit.com/user/deathlykinos
https://www.reddit.com/user/eeekingman
https://www.reddit.com/user/emmastonecantact
>>2861313
cancer
I don't think that I could ever stop kissing her if I was dating her.
>>2861737
>dat pit pussy
Fucking diamonds.
>>2861737
I wanna taste it.
>>2861243
Her ass is really amazing.
And no, it's not shoop'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM
>>2861931
Imagine that ass pressed against your dick.
>>2862596
Would never have occured to me, thanks for the prompt.
>>2862596
Ya, actually that would feel kinda neat. Thanks bud
>>2862567
More blonde Emma?
>>2863261
She's so pretty. She brings a little bit of joy to me heart.
>>2863378
I've always wondered what her toes taste like.
>>2863397
I can only imagine that it's heavenly.
>>2854109
But this is wrong.
It's 2, 3, 1.
frog <3
http://i.imgur.com/dcNLRHU.jpg
Who said she's a frog?
Emma stone wants to suck another man's cock.
>>2864146
she does not
>>2861243
And I want to spend hours with my face buried in it.
>>2864146
Emily Jean has the best eyes
>>2864335
She looks like someone is fucking/licking/fingering her and she's really not that into it at all, but she tries to put up a positive attitude.
>>2863378
ultimate cutie
>>2865407
ive had sex fantasies about her
>>2865420
Well she doesn't enjoy it so its rape.
ive had sex fantasies about her
>>2853640
I miss when emma had a little meat on her not rail thin
ive had sex fantasies about her
Why was half the thread purged?
>>2865710
It has nothing to do with this thread. Every thread has a bunch of deleted pics. Go back to the home page for /hr/ and you'll see the sticky that's up.
>>2865723
...I see no sticky in hr, mr man
>>2865589
What kinds?
>>2865728
Yeah it must have been removed. It was there not too long ago. It just said that there was some site problem last night and that a bunch of pics were deleted.
>>2865745
mostly involving cuddling and passionate love making in the missionary position
>>2865901
don't forget fondling her hiney and her not having a problem with it, because it's a GOOD dream and conflict doesn't exist
>>2865901
This is quite literally my dream. None of that degenerate shit that some want, just some nice intense sexy times which results in her getting pregnant with the first of our MANY children.
wahoo! new emily jean pics!
>>2865420
the frog?
>>2866322
nom nom nom toes
her eyes are amazing
>>2867238
l can tell you like frogs
>>2867294
yes. she has frog eyes.
>>2867532
>tfw he gets to take pics with my top two A-list waifus
JUST
She's proper fucking cute.
>>2867765
Fuck, those sexy bare feet. You are gonna be responsible for a mess, anon.
completely effortless beauty as usual
She really may be the most beautiful person on earth. My god...
>>2868636
Don't you EVER call her a whore.
>>2868636
Can't believe she didn't mention us in her speech.
>>2867870
SAUCERINO NAO