Worlds Highest Paid Celebrity (2016)
10 time Grammy Winner.
More than 40 million albums sold.
Old Thread >>2807143
>>2818210
And world's tastiest asshole
>>2818210
Illuminati puppet
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https://taychan.eu/int
>>2818210
OP I see what you did here, I just hope your thread won't be boring.
>>2818210
No talent marketing hack.
Nasty.
>>2818310
That's a funny way of saying
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>>2818270
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>>2818373
H O M O S E X U A L is the word you're looking for
>>2818254
explain yourself
> be a billionaire (much richer than her)
> Decide to spend an unforgettable night with a A-list celeb.
> Find her number and call her (Could be her agent as well)
> Offer 10 million $ for 1 night sex (Bareback,anal included)
What are the chances? Would she accept/ask more o/or she'd say fuck off?
>>2818418
She'd lose more than ten mil. if word were to get out about what happened.
>>2818419
What if they had some official deal and if it gets to the press/internet he will have to pay more than that? So both can feel safe. Would she do it? We know there are celebs who has done it before and still do.
>>2818424
Seems like unneeded stress over a plan with a dozen ways to fail for money she doesn't need.
>>2818418
>>2818424
She have enough money.
I think she care more about status, fame and growing as a brand.(Of course she will want money but not just for the sake of 10 mil, because she already have enough)
>>2818429
I get it. She is not a whore and would totally piss her off initially but what if she gets an offer she can't refuse?
> 3 days.
> Sex in his luxury yacht/house (Everything included)
> Signing official papers for that deal.
> And she gets 70 million $ for that.
How would she deal with that offer? Getting 70 Million in a 3 days is no joke.
>>2818432
I feel someone able to throw 70 million away for a prostitute would also be able to release a video of themselves busting on her cheek without much consequence.
>>2818432
With 70 million dollars you can arrange a kidnapping of her and put her in your sex dungeon.
>>2818438
Haha. I guess so. But then how would u cover her absence? Police will investigate everything.
>>2818441
Only Muslims and cucks will miss her. No loss
would she get a tattoo ? 2012 taylor says no , but if she did it would be a "13".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbknR2EmG4
>>2818469
someone need to do a webm of the last seconds of the video where she's shaking from the thought of it.
>>2818418
I feel sure Taylor would turn down 100billion dollars to even talk on the telephone with somebody she didn't like. Once you have financial security you cant be bought.
>>2818469
>ywn suck her finger after she scratched the back of her ear
kill me now
>>2818473
Trust me lots of people were bought after saying I'm not buy'able. Everyone has a price. She just acts like a uptight girl to keep her image. But we know behind closed doors she is bi and slept with Karlie Kloss and Cara Delevinge.
>>2818476
>slept with Karlie Kloss and Cara Delevinge.
I'm sure she didn't pay them.
>>2818482
no to this make-up
can some skilled photoshopper make a "friendship with selena ended, blablabla" meme?
>>2818436
i'm sure a lot of people would pay $10 to see that. Perhaps 10 million of them...
>>2818473
oh look, a burn scar on her left thumb, and another on the back of the hand
>>2818608
Did something happened between them?
>>2818632
Yes. They were having sex and Taylor spit in Selena's pussy.
>>2818632
apparently they ended their friendship because Taylor didn't want to be seen next to a drug addict
does anybody have good hr pics of this photoshoot? yeah, my image is blurry as hell but it's the only thing over 1000x1000 that I've found
>>2818811
>this photoshoot?
judging by the clothes its from the 2015 I heart radio awards. That image has been blurred it looks like. And the backgrounds has been changed. You can find many clear HR images from that event here;
>http://taylorpictures.net/thumbnails.php?album=3185&page=1
>>2818829
oh well, I liked the blue background, it made for a good wallpaper. Thanks anyway
I can't stop to fap to her
>>2819376
http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=6977&start=240
can you make a timestamped tribute for us (/hr/)?
New TS Now ad in NYC.
>>2819384
That's gay anon ;) but I have to admit I'm intrigued
>>2819384
eww anon
>>2819413
I fap to tributes of Taylor and imagine I was there sucking the guy off while he was looking at her pretending it was Taylor lips moving up and down his cock. Is that gay?
>>2819432
Yes.
I'm proud of her for having such a successful career. I'm sure the temptation to do nothing but stay inside all day and suck her own toes must be excruciating.
>>2819432
sometimes I do that with my boyfriend while we listen some Taylor songs and watch gay porn, but don't worry that isn't gay ;)
A live performance of one of the original songs from her 2007 Christmas album. A nice depressing holiday song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zfMI09zr34
>>2819451
Ayy LMAO
>>2819451
Her big toe is so thicc.
>>2819384
are these REAL!?!?
why would ppl do this??
>>2819451
Shiny legs...
>>2819453
>boyfriend
Gay.
>>2819398
why do you think somone started a few threads here for? as an ad?
>>2819464
is that some coke up her left nostril? britney went down the "good southern girl" route for her character. guess they've learnt lessons and are trying it again.
>>2819509
I dress like and pretend to be taylor when he fucks me.
>>2819554
Not gay.
>>2819543
it's possible but hard to say.
>>2819543
it's just glitter, all cute girls have glitters on them.
I like to find glitters on taylor when they are not on her face, like in this pic.
>>2819539
hard to find relevant pictures. No new candids for a month.
>>2819585
>No new candids
Maybe she's getting fat.
>http://okmagazine.com/get-scoop/taylor-swift-weight-gain-post-split-tom-hiddleston/
>>2819554
would rather see this than taylor desu...
so kinky 。゚(゚^ਊ^ํ )゚。
>>2819574
that chin looks fake - it sticks out too much. marilyn monroe had a cheek padder put in to improve her profile.
>>2819595
right, because relationships end when one person has put on a few pounds. don't believe the bs. the weight gain may just be to hide the real reason they "split".... they were never together in the first place. tay-tay is gay-gay
>>2819595
It's seems she trying the hide herself more when she is going out, with out Intention to be photographed ny paparazzi.
becuase flash at night is not so flattering.
I'm talking about when she's out with friends and don't want waste to much time on makeup.
her skin is just not what it's used to be.
she's till pretty imo.
pic related
>>2819604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jGgZ35W5s
>>2819604
Or she never gained weight at all.
>>2819610
still*
>>2819554
>_>
pics?
>_>
>>2819618
what kind of knot is that on the toggles on the cord - it looks like some karate belt knot. is she a secret karatika?
>>2819610
>hide herself more when she is going out
she probably doesn't need any publicity. The papps only show up when she wants. People are waiting for her next album. In the mean time they put out silly gossip like the split with Selena.
>>2819633
> serious, professionally researched news
> "gossip"
>>2819633
I like this pic desu
>>2819463
One of my favourites songs t.bh
>>2819633
What split with Selena?
>>2819615
dda fuck is this real,???
those legs
>>2819811
yeah
>>2819811
>is this real,?
? her hair is different , girls do that. The brown stuff on her nose is probably make-up. Also that picture has been re-sampled to a larger size and looks blurry.
>>2819888
A bit muscular here. Usually these are flawless.
>>2819977
what's homosexual about fucking someone that looks like taylor swift?
seriously?
>>2819986
>fucks man with brown penis
>not gay
>>2819977
>It's disgusting
Your mother.
>>2819990
brown penis?
who said anything about that?
>>2820072
both white, mid twenties.
I wish I was a cuteboy that could dress up as different girls every night to satisfy the fantasies of average looking but socially awkward nerds that let out all their pent up sexual frustration by pounding my boipussy.
Stop the faggotry!
Post Queen TayTay!
Quick Tip: Hit the gym, get shredded, get your own irl TayTay.
>>2820205
this is a thread on 4chan, i don't come here for this motivational shit.
>>2820205
She's a very unique beauty, I've never seen another girl that looks like her.
>>2820217
Check:
https://www.instagram.com/april_gloria/
https://www.instagram.com/laurah/
https://www.instagram.com/olivia_oblivious/
>>2820080
why don't you???
have you ever tried.
Craiglist stories general??
>>2820221
Pfft, I bet even I could look like her with that amount of makeup.
>>2818210
>Worlds Highest Paid Celebrity (2016)
>10 time Grammy Winner.
>More than 40 million albums sold.
Still no one's gonna remember her untrascendental music 60 years from now lol
>>2820213
HIT THE GYM, READ BOOKS, GAIN CONFIDENCE, KILL THE HOMELESS.
>>2820237
>60 years from now
still a virgin
>>2819948
no im pretty sure i just saw 15 years into the future.
>>2820229
what outfit would you wear?
>>2820230
>60 years from now
Its called POP music for a reason , its ephemeral. And yes her fans will still be playing her music 60 years from now when they want to remember being young.
I fuckin love you Taylor :(
>you will never nuzzle on her feet as you make cummies in her pussy
I'm not living sixty years like this.
>>2820263
Something like that tight blue dress that made everyone go crazy.
>>2820302
would you wear wig and heels and make up , or just the dress?
what heels?
this is a huge turn on for me.
>>2820321
Of course. I'd look pretty silly without the wig and heels.
>>2820331
what do you look like ?
height weight age race?
I'm getting so turned on imagining destroying your boi pussy with my big white cock.
>>2820342
White, 5'8", 27, but always told I look a lot younger.
Average weight I guess, never got on a scale.
Still very much a guy though, would need to put in a lot of shaving work if I was going to pretend.
>>2820355
well what are you waiting for?
when I come back with my tag team , you better be ready ;)
>>2820360
I've actually shaved before and liked how smooth they felt. If you have kik I can share some pics.
>>2820368
Post it here, don't be shy anon ;)
>>2820368
not him
I dont have a kik
share link please , i wanna give you my cum.
>>2820221
They're all just cheap copycats.
Lotte is the real deal and the best substitute I can find. She's obviously a big fan of Taylor and for a few years she's been recreating her outfits from scratch, I mean literally - sewing pieces of fabric together etc. She's also a total qt 3.14
https://www.instagram.com/teatimetay13/
http://taylortreasures.tumblr.com/
She even organized Swift Camp in the Netherlands, I am wondering if the Dutchfag who used to post ITT a lot was there.
>>2820416
>http://i.imgur.com/MsWOJ8m.jpg
omg ur feet look just like taylors?
do you have any heels or anything else you can model for us?
your making me so stiff!
>>2820416
pls respond, your legs and feet are even sexier and sluttier than taylors !
>>2820450
No, that's the only pic I took because it was my first and last time I did it. I would definitely like to try some heels if I do it again though.
>>2820455
pleaaaase. sharpie in pooper!
enough taylor
more this >>2820416
>>2820478
Cant you just start a taylor jerk off thread on /b/ ?
>>2820482
can't you???
Joey pls
>>2820416
Can I be your man? I will treat you like a princess :)
>>2820630
are you man enough to turn me out into a little girl?
>>2820424
I know Lotte and of course i stalk her on twitter and know a lot about her.
I just don't want to list her here, i think 4chan is not the right place to post Lotte, since a lot of mentally challenged fags are lurking here.
I met the Dutchfag recently here: discord.gg/taylorswift (Reddit) and he remembered me as the Germanswiftie from our daily TayTay threads on /b/.
>>2820630
You gonna put those legs over your shoulders while you thrust into my boipussy?
>>2820927
y-y-yes sir, whatever you make me do with your strong ,white hands. ..
you're gonna use a condom, r-r-right??
>>2820930
take this shit to /b
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>>2820927
First I would run my tongue up and down in those legs, after that you will give me a blowjob little fag ;)
>>2820949
i'm nervous and scared...
its not gay cuz im a taylor for you , r-r-right?
>>2820949
Pfft, we'll see who's the little fag when you start moaning from my mouth on your cock.
>>2820963
guess that depends how good you are with your mouth, little celebrity worshipping beta bitchlette
>>2820976
I wanna kiss your rock hard shaft and see a red lip print on there.
>>2820976
you must feel like such a stud, having two stupid , silly blonde boi- sluts pretending to be taylor on your hard alpha cock, don't you sir?
>>2820978
Look at you sweetie , so eager to
please , keep going , play with your
tongue it drive me crazy
>>2820981
feels so good :) do you want to join to the party?
>>2820983
i'm not gonna lie... im tempted , sir... for some reason i'm jealous those stupid sluts are having so much fun while i sit here looking a pics of a girl i cant even have ...wtf
>>2820963
Taylor have glitters on her chest :3
Also gayfag please stop, you're ruining the thread with you lewd talking.
One or two post it's ok but now it's too much
Taylor is still good friend with Abigail
And merry christmas anons, even for the fags here
What would you give to be that dog?(not for all the time if you don't want)
>>2821053
>What would you give to be that dog?
My virgin asshole
>>2821053
Lesbian couples always have a dog together. As a kind of surrogate child...
>>2821053
Also, just noticed "TAILOR" on Rudolph Express bag!
>>2821036
i'm loving the lewd chat desu.
its fun and refreshing to these boring threads.
Happy Hanukkah and christmas anons!
>>2821084
>Happy Hanukka
>Jews come here instead of being busy selling hot air
Merry Swiftmas.
>>2821191
you mean warm cummy in your tummy :3 ?
>>2821192
that's some faggot shit tbqh, only acceptable s-xualities in swiftdom are straight, bi and lesbian
>>2821195
how do you know i'm not bi??
>>2821205
>did you made them?
No I found them
>>2821183
>>2821186
are shops
>>2821184
is real from a magazine shoot.
>>2821231
>bi
You mean gay?
>>2821275
>is real from a magazine shoot.
yeah I realized that after I posted
>>2818210
>LIKE A GLOVE
>>2821049
>Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind and we both cried
;-;
>>2821543
she was fifteen, it's ok
I found more picture with this outfit
Anon *hehe* what are you looking at?
>>2821543
Abigail is getting married soon
TayTay is the only one (among her closest friends) not married yet, can you imagine how does she feel?
>tfw you will never walk the aisle with TayTay
>>2821414
no, I mean double the fun
>>2820416
tayboi , you still here sexi?
is taylor an atheist?
any proof of this?
>>2821615
fedora tay-tay is also my fetish :3
>tfw no qt white blond silly tayfag as boyfriend
;_;
>>2821669
asl?
>>2821669
would you be willing to be a qt white blonde silly tayfag as a boyfriend?
>>2821669
you male or female?
>>2821580
>TayTay is the only one not married
Yeah, I don't think she is going to be finding Mr. Right anytime soon.
what doesnt give value to her work, just devalues grammy and all those lists.
>>2821771
hard to settle down when everyone and there brother is throwing dick in you!!
>>2821615
>an atheist?
running around saying you're an atheist wouldn't be popular on the country music scene. Some of her songs do mention God , prayer or Jebus so no proof she's an atheist.
>>2821804
what about the fact that she sleeps with a gay black man?
>>2821779
is that Traci Lords ? She had great banana tits.
>>2821779
That's not Taytay. that's the satanist that looks like Taylor.
>>2820764
So did he meet her? It's a nice chat you have there, I'll join as soon as there's anything new to discuss regarding Taylor
>>2821049
Glad to see that she's alive
>>2821580
>TayTay is the only one (among her closest friends) not married yet
Did you mean non-celeb friend? Selena, Karlie, Cara were not married the last time I checked
>>2821817
>>2821821
That's Taylor's alter ego, Zeena La Vey
Guys, I'm tired of posting the same pictures over and over again. Wherever she is I hope paps will find her soon
>>2821832
>Did you mean non-celeb friend?
yes, I mean her real friends, not celebrity whores
>>2821835
>taylor swift
>real anything
Remember this?
>>2821927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyYoe678yI&index=16&list=RDHLMtfq5epbw
>>2818300
More of this set?
>>2821998
Jesus, I would suck on those toes until I died of starvation.
>>2821615
>dear fairy tale being, I am too old for fairy tales
I'm a fucking fedora and this is some low trash
>>2821605
Haha oh wow, not sure I want be lewd with someone who was here on Christmas. You're either pathetically lonely or belong to some third world religion.
>>2822289
Isn't everyone here pathetically lonely :( ?
>>2822298
I am
>>2822298
I ain't that bad.
>>2822329
you ain't foolin nobody
>>2822528
wonder how many men are jacking off and cuming to this pic ,
>>2822538
I bet you like that huh cucky
>>2822550
no, i just think its sad and ironic.
>>2822528
Wtf is she wearing?, it's looks like one of those sexy underwear but it's might be just shorts.
oh I just noticed it's not Taytay.
the woman sitting at the left side looks like her mother.
is it?
>>2822591
yes
>>2822591
yeah
>>2822586
I forgot to say:
unique angle
>>2822596
not as unique as this
>>2822652
Nice!
>>2822528
the hair and face are good , I thought it was her for a second. But the legs are too short and plump.
>>2822604
Kek , I was waiting for somebody to accuse her of dating that old guy.
>>2822652
>not as unique as this
Yeah lol, I like this one
>>2818441
If they can get away with murdering Assange and fooling us into believing he's still alive, she should be no problem
>>2822528
I wonder if any of the lookalikes have gotten big offers for nudes yet. Taylor seems like someone who would contact them and ask them never to do that. she'd probably pay them money not to.
>>2823138
why? any magazine - even the most trashiest - that tried to publish them as naked taylor would be sued to bankruptcy. welcome to business. taylor is just a product, like, like a fleshlight is just a product. and she'll age and be replaced by someone else sooner rather than later. 100000000000's of pretty women can sing as well as her basic singing ability.
taylor personally asking lookalikes not to model nude? are you stupid?
>>2822698
it's https://www.instagram.com/april_gloria/ dipshit!
taytay's legs are prolly taller than you.
>>2818490
Love when she does this pose, gets me to a full erection
>>2823151
No I just mean having them pose as themselves....as Taylor lookalikes....Playboy has done this in the past, with celebrities and body doubles.
Taylor could not sue over that. She might just ask them never to do porn
>>2822586
You just KNOW.
>>2823510
>this pose
always makes me think of the Olympic ski jump.
>>2823681
I'm not a lawyer , but I think porn parodies are protected free speech (for now). You cant sue somebody who happens to look like you over posing nude.
>>2823632
>She's beautiful, both inside and out.
Sing it, brother.
i want to fuck her lol
>>2818246
Source?
Who else here wants to use her foot sweat as a sexual lubricant?
>>2823029
Wow, Really? Any sauce on that? Who killed Assange?
>>2823727
She's such a qt
Such a qt https://streamable.com/zrpqz
>tfw
>>2823875
Ew no
>>2821083
I need to fuck you until you stop being such a faggot
>>2824063
>https://streamable.com/zrpqz
Thanks
>>2823875
me, me, me!
>>2824063
holy fuck, she's braless in the firsr shoot, please find some HR pics of that
also, post the other TSNow videos
>>2823875
i would like to suck her toes and lick her feet after the gym
>>2824320
in your dream
>>2819470
You are in /b/ and asking what people doing shit like
>>2824325
You make me sick
>>2821804
Is winter the best season for Taylor?
>>2822786
Why is she holding his face like that?
>>2824331
This is /hr/, not that wretched hive of scum and villainy
Man I’ve heard about this place on the internets but though it was a myth!
You fucking dorks have proved me wrong, thank you. I have literally never seen soo many beta males in their natural habitat, and it is simply amazing.
When I heard about this place, I though to myself there is no way that many men are in the same spot using their tears for lube while they masturbate in their moms basement. Then telling other betas about how much of cucks they are for a fucking pop star...
Thanks for the entertainment fucking dorks, well played virgins well played proving me wrong. Ill have to let others know about this place, truly amazing…
>>2823808
Me too lol xD
>>2824588
Is her hair dyed here?
Here's the 10 minutes of her visits the ww2 veteran.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-S6kg99t4&ab_channel=ChrisPorter
>that screaming woman who don't shuts up and make it awkward
>That cute girl on the wheelchair :(
>>2824320
ohsoswiftly.com/tagged/tsnow
>>2824310
<3
>>2824320
>>2824320
>please find some HR pics of that
she said it was her first Vogue shoot with annie lebovitz. So it should be possible to find.
>>2824752
thanks, I found this gem instead
4chan is ruin now
fuck this shit
>>2824818
shut up katy
>>2825072
No anon, I accidentally disabled the native extension.
>>2824923
dat butt from the front
Who's she gonna kiss at the new year's Eve?
>>2824332
Barf on my cock, so I can use that as a lubricant too.
>>2826113
Karlie's bleached asshole.
Anybody know what show this is from ?
>>2826247
UK Channel 4's 'Alan Carr's Chatty Man'. The guy with the glasses is comedian / presenter Alan Carr.
>>2826278
Thanks.
I doubt anyone will believe me, but I'm a good friend of taylor's. It all started on omegle about a month ago. I was on cam chatting to people on the tag 'altright' and I got connected to one person who had their cam off. We talked for a while - firstly about politics and then about a range of other topics. So this person, who at this point I didn't even know whether they were male or female or their age, asked me if I liked Taylor Swift, since she's such an aryan girl. So I said yes, and she turned her cam on ... obviously my first reaction was to think I was being catfished so I asked her to write a detailed timestamp and show me and she did. We talked a little longer and then she gave me her skype and had to go. Well, I logged on to skype that night and taylor messaged me instantly and we talked for hours! This went on for a few weeks and now we're going to spend the day together in January. Thing is, I don't know whether it's a 'date' or not, she's been flirting with me a bit but girls sometimes do that with people they're not into. Guess I'll have to find out, but either way I feel we will be at least friends for a long time to come.
>>2826692
>now we're going to spend the day together in January.
Be careful anon, human trafficking is a real thing
>>2826692
I haven't seen this copypasta in a couple minutes.
>>2826692
Has tayshawn "taylor" sucked you off yet?
>>2818210
Wow. You /b/ tards really like Taylor Swift. Almost as much as you like sucking nigger dicks. Faggots.
>>2826931
>thinks about sucking cocks
>calls others faggots
>>2826692
What is she like?
>>2826692
you need to show us some proof you know
Is he her granddaddy?
>>2827055
*cringe*
Our new president!
Am I the only one who thinks she already put a microphone in her vagina?
>>2827055
Unfortunately they are all inaccessible for us. :(
>>2827072
But at least we can fuck her with Oculus Rift and similar shits.
Samus? Taylor?
She is the cutest blonde starlet, all the men on the planet want to bang her.
Who did touch her ass/boobs there?
Damn, I missed that opportunity.
>>2827055
>leaving "lets make a deal" on the TV while taytay crashes your xmas party.
another taytay thread reaches the bump limit and begins its sink towards 404.
here is a large 1gb zip file of taylor pictures somebody posted on mega. These are still images mostly have been posted b4. got this link from a previous thread.
>https://mega.nz/#!SEljzR7A!4_5YjX_hePiqgXXjfqPmJoCTEriAWFFg4fo9YyiTbDE
Happy new year lads!
>>2827083
Bahaha no.
>>2827088
why no one has xrayed this?
>>2827261
because anyone that's looked at the rolling stones shoot knows she is wearing a solid white bra underneath the shirt
>>2827111
Happy new year!
>>2827263
I see something in this picture
New thread >>2827280
>>2827296
no you dont
>>2818375
The Bible doesn't give a fuck about lesbians, it only mentions gay dudes.
>>2818476
And Cara is openly Bi. That would be a hell of threesome video to watch.