Amy Schumer

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>>2816611
only the MOST HIGH GOD is worthy of worship.

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>>2816612

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Dat ass

>>2816612
Go away, this is no place for the indoctrinated.

>>2816611
Absolutely disgusting

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>>2816657
>Disgusting
At least she is funny

>>2816685
>funny

fucking kill yourself

>>2816685
she's an obnoxious cuint

>>2816611
Return to Metafilter, Fatty McNiggercunt.

Do people actually find her funny?

Joey Diaz who makes probably 2% of what she makes is 100% more funny. she just fucking annoying.

>>2816710
yeah seriously i can understand she has decent material and does a good job at it, but i dont think she deserves to earn enough money to just have bought a 15 million dollar apartment in nyc. fucking crazy if you ask me. she reminds me of a a albino pug or sum shit. she seems like a cunt too but ive read shes a great gal. so w.e. man i guess you can act like one of thoose stupid atlanta rappers and make a bunch of shitty music and money or tell jokes from a cunts point of harsh view and make bank

>>2817101
Americas gone down the shitter, get ready for a tax increase, and nothing beneficial for american workers pay or salaries, ect. shits about to get fucking real for the much more lucrative wealthy.

>>2816687
Girls Rule. Women Are Funny. Get Over It.

>>2816710
You don't find "Muh vagina" to be the funniest thing you've ever heard? Do you even know that it's 2016?

nudes when?

>everyone in this thread taking the bait
how are all of you so fucking stupid?

>>2816611
>ISHYGDDT...

>>2816619
Would u like to get a full weight facesitting by her?

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>>2817270
We all would, I mean, except if you are gay.

>>2816685
she is pretty funny

>>2817114
>because I'm over it
> that's why I defend every woman like they aren't over it

>>2816700
How is that pronounced? "Kwint"?

But yeah you're 100% right

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I really wish I hadn't seen that

>>2816611
>dat pun

pun

She is absolutely gorgeous and knows it. Kinda makes haters look sad

She looks so much like she should be wearing an apron and posing on a syrup logo.

>>2816611
Came here for high-res nude of John Cena.

>>2816685
Funny looking perhaps.

wtf is wrong with me

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>>2817582
You can't handle a real woman?

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>>2817677
"I don't know!"

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>>2817617
"Haters are secretly fapping on my pics"

>>2816611
Garbage, that should be dismembered and loaded into a trash compactor.

>>2817983
When you post one let me know

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>>2817983
That's not a woman, It's an ogre.

It should be illegal to take high resolution pictures of it.

cabbage patch or garbage pail

>>2818038
i agree about the ogre thing, but it should be illegal to post pictures of women who look like 4yo girls. i think you have a problem.

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>>2818045
>women who look like 4yo girls.
>falling for the thicc meme

You're a nigger, aren't you? I feel bad that you'll never be able to appreciate the subtle curves of a woman's body because you're so insecure in your sexuality that you cry "pedophile" or "teenage boy" at anything that isn't a blob with a fat ass and DD titties.

>>2818058
>talks about curves. posts pictures of flat-chested women without any hips.

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>>2818070
>curves means fat ass and big titties

You can clearly see how her silhouette curves inwards at the stomach, out at the hips, and back in along the legs, also I did say SUBTLE, the over exaggerated curves you're imagining just make women look goofy, disproportionate, fat, or downright deformed. Sorry to say Tyrone, but you have absolute shit taste, and no eye for aesthetics.

How are these curves? T H I C C enough for you?

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>>2818070
"Real woman has curves"

>>2818107
"subtle curves" is a euphamism for a 12 yo girl's body. again, i think you have a problem.

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>>2818122
>Can't tell the difference between a child and a woman that's actually a healthy weight

So are you a nigger, a fat acceptance shill, or just a good goy who's been trained very well to attack any pedophile who doesn't like obes-, I mean THICC women?

Worst. Thread. Today.

Fat talentless whore with no redeeming qualities.

>>2816611
get this joke theif out of here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>2816611
that would slice straight through her cheek

>>2817114
"HAHA I FUCK BLACK GUYS HAHA"

"FOOD"

thats literally all her jokes ever

>>2817114
Your doing good mate, defending feminists so they will have sex with you.
No no, don't stop, they promised to take your virginity after all

>>2818306
So thaaaaaats why (((Lisa Lampanelli))) stopped popping up.

>>2818306
you forgot...

> I'm a jew. I'm funny 'cause I'm a jew. HAHAHaha (serious face for 30s)

She's the least funny Jew, ever.

>>2818324
>feminists
>having sex
Come on man we both know that ain't true

>>2817564
>>2818306
>>2818324

https://youtu.be/Sit9LIeY4TM

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/15/movies/ghostbusters-review-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig.html

>>2816685

She is like Melissa Mcarthy. Just her presence annoys me.

>>2818502
not only foes she not have a sense of humour, she has no waist. SHE HAS NO WAIST

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>>2818502

>>2816685
Funny looking, maybe.

>>2818921
hahahahaha rofl

>>2818143
So now you admit to being a pedofile? You really allowed that nigger to play you like a fiddle.

>>2819230
Smells like Reddit in here.

Do you want me to end my post with /s so you can figure out when I'm being sarcastic?

>>2816611
You're the biggest shitcunt on the planet

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I'd fuck the hell out of her, chanting, "Make America Great Again!" as I filled full her with my cum.

>>2818045
4 year olds have boob?

>>2816611
Amy Schumer is a crass, unfunny, fucking human/pig hybrid. She physically and mentally disgusts me. I couldn't watch her last movie for more than 15 minutes without dry heaving.

>>2816685
>She is not the least funny

There you go

I opened this thread expecting something else. So glad I was wrong. Long like the Amy Scummer hate

>>2816685
Wtf

She reminds me of a real life version of Pam from Archer except a little smaller boobs and more annoying.

>>2816636
actually I find Mariah Carey more attractive than Amy Schumer, especially in this photo

>>2816611
R.I.P. Princess Leia :'(

Who ever things this bish is a goddess needs to get both his eyes and head checked.

>>2816611
i bet she knows how to deepthroat that lightsaber !