We need a /titcow/ thread. Post your rare Christinas.
She thicc
mommy
>>2769363
>cancer
I tried to post the pic of her taking out the garbage because of dat sag, but the res was too low. Sorry
>>2769364
want to fight about it, faggot?
>>2769365
Describe these pics anon?
>>2769369
Candid photos of her outside her house, no makeup, showing off that natural mombod. Idk if any exist in high res but they're not hard to find
>>2769365
So? Just resize them and post them as such.
>>2769369
>>2769365
This what you talking about?
Sorry for low res
had to scale it to make it uplaod
>>2769365
>leaning over = sag
This is how dumb the average /hr/ poster is
>>2769434
Nigga if you don't think there's some serious sag there you're a moron
>>2769462
nigga, there is no sag, those tits are perky as fuck
>>2769361
wtf I love Johnny Walker Blue Label now
>>2769959
wtf I want a glass of mommy milk now
>>2769957
were you born retarded, or was it from an accident?
I bet she likes the BBC
>>2770514
she does seem like an Anglophile, I imagine the quality television provided by the BBC would entertain her immensely
>>2770516
kek
>>2770136
> glass of mommy milk
drink from the source, no need for a glass
H cup monsters
>>2770519
I'd be hands-free convulsively ejaculating within seconds of sealing my lips around those warm, engulfing mommytits.
>>2771203
Same bro
Alright, massive dump incoming
>>2769363
this is an adult board kiddo
>>2771756
You're never too old for mommy's milk, anon
>>2769433
christ those things are massive ,her bras must have to be made with steel cable.
That's it from me
Happy fapping
>>2771949
i prefer the improved version
>>2771995
Fine, if you want to play it like that...
>Her husband didn't breed her
He deserves to die in a house fire...
>>2769433
mmmmmmmm daddy likes.
>>2772021
he could have had his own herd of hendricks cows by now but noo...
>>2771866
more of her in glasses
>>2773154
>>2776509
Yasss, thanks.
'bootin
what are mommytits?
i am from hungary
>>2776670
Let me guess: you're Hungary for mommytits?
huehuehue
Bumppp don't let it die ree
if only she was a futa
>>2778603
Go on
>>2771756
only adult patricians appreciate a good MILF
>>2779032
well, I mean, her tits are enormous, imagine how big her cock would be
>>2779161
It's crazy my man
Imagine spending the night with Christina Hendrick's soft, sensitive soles. Her weak spot. Her secret.
Imagine tying her up, using string to keep her toes back, her foot stretched fully, without wrinkles. Imagine teasing her soles, watching her squirm.
>I.. can't take anymore, anon. Please...
Imagine her thick, naked body sweating in bondages, her arms and legs pulling hard on the ropes. She moans pathetically as you trace your finger along her taught, vulnerable, immobile soles.
>please no
You lean in and lick her sole from heel to the toes. She arches her back, and pulls even harder on the ropes. But her soles remain completely still, all yours.
>>2780839
>foots
lol well meme'd!
>>2780839
At what point does the foot double come in?
>>2771797
>that figure
>>2781600
Her toes are pretty whack but I sometimes bust a nut thinking about worshipping her soles, which look infinitely lickable. Just something about how powerful her presence is but how vulnerable her feet are. With me, it's never strictly about how the feet look but more so the person they're attatched to.
That's fetishes for you, I cannot explain why my dick gets hard.
>mommy christina will never breast feed you
why even live?
>>2780839
Christ, her feet look surprisingly tasty in this pic, and I'm not even a footfag
>>2782805
>tfw we will never see a pregnant lactating christina struggling to walk with her huge swollen tits bouncing all over the place
>there will never be pap photos of her leaking through her clothes and being embarrassed and trying to hide it
>>2769361
>have to take the dog out and head to work and get there early
>first day on the job
>see this thread
>want to fap
>know I can't so this day has already gone to shit
>I hate dressing business casual
>>2769433
>>2776531
>>2783596
>>2771964
>>2771879
>>2769361
imagine rubbing some sort of water based lube between the breast's and gently placing you're penis between them, as you slow and gradually move up and down between them. As you pinch the nipples and hold the breast up. Then to finally finish with a massive explosion of semen shoots out from the top of her breast without you're penis even being seen, as if her breast just exploded a volcano of white lava from the top to only end up under her chin and all over the top of her breasts.
That would be really cool.
>>2783686
Holy shit dude
>>2782809
It's just due to the lighting and angle. I think Christina is ridiculously good looking but her one physical flaw is her terrible feet (not that that's even a big deal to me).
>>2784477
her ugly feet, shit
she's a pig, too
>>2785217
when a girl her size has had to cram her feet into heels all her life, her feet aren't gonna come out well
>>2785271
>when a girl her size has had to cram her feet into heels all her life, her feet aren't gonna come out well
It's what they do. Rather than admit to wearing a bigger sized shoe. I dated a girl like that once. Was a size 8, crammed it in a size 7. WTF? Wasn't like she needed a size 10 or something.
>>2785217
A pig I'd pound 24/7.
>>2772013
You could build a whole thread around this edit for her
>>2785909
i'm saddened that we will never get an actual tit cow christina
>>2785964
Someone should get a thread going in /r/ for tit cow edits
THICK
>>2785271
No. She is just to stupid to get a pair that fits right.
>>2788261
PIG
Fresh off the press
>>2789035
dress is kinda meh but that choker and those tits
now that's a cow crying out for help
>why won't anyone leash me?!
>captcha cattle park
>>2789052
How autistic do you have to be to think that writing something like that would be a good idea
>>2783686
This got me a boner.
GJ m8
I really wanna see her in some kinky outfit, heels and glasses.
>>2769433
I wouldn't mind if she'd "sag" them all over my face.
>>2771953
Christina's ass is underrated.
>>2771761
If you ever have a chance to get it on with a woman who is full of milk go for it. There is nothing better and it is a rarity for obvious reasons.
>>2789238
I mean you have to be a bit autistic to even be here
>>2797567
Could be the best I have ever seen her look.
>>2803776
She's so beautiful it hurts to look at her, jesus christ...
>>2803774
i just wanna run up to her and play the bongos on dem titties.
>>2788261
Holy fuck.
fertility goddess
>>2805519
sadly true
>>2771908
That must be such a weird world to live in.
anyone got hd shots of her ass as she walks away in drive?
>>2788261
I would cum simply from putting my arm around her.
>>2789035
>choker
ahh! sweet jesus my cock hurts just looking at it.
>>2805519
>>2805549
Nah, she's a fertile freak of nature.
She could successfully breed a litter of healthy calf's well into her 70s.
>>2808146
RIGHT?
>>2803789
Is that her daughter?
>>2771756
>adult people wast their time on mongolian forum postin redhead whale
seems legit
>>2813850
no comment
I just wonder if she'll ever get naked, while it still holds value, and not when she's beyond her prime. Sure, we'd all still appreciate it, but STILL!
>>2814406
She missed her chance with Bad Santa 2. It could have just been comedic tits and ass, but rewarding all the same.
>>2814406
Two decades too late.
>>2800735
It tastes kind of funny...like milk after it's been sitting in honeynut Cheerios for a while, but it's still hot.
>>2813882
now you've got me curious
>>2813850
girl in middle is justin bieber in disguise!
>>2814700
No. Who is it really?
>>2814564
that sounds fucking delicious omfg!!!
>>2814700
kys
>>2814956
Kiernan Shipka
>>2814700
Do not talk about Kiki like that.
>>2803774
>>2769361
my dream 3 sum role play,
i'm the hot young 24 year old that lives near them. i deliver a pizza to their house on a dark full moon night, were they have both been drinking whine and talking about how their husband dont sexual satisfy them at all. As i ring the door bell and january jones opens the door and winks at me and says "please come in" christiana stand behind her in nothing but panties and massive white tank top you can see her nipples in and slowly pulls down her tank top and shows me her massive milky milf titties and winks at me. As my mouth drops to the floor January grabs me by the wrist and pulls me into the house and pushes me onto the living room and throws me on the couch, i sink deep into the cushion. Christine jumps up on the couch next to me and start to snuggle me, she smiles and starts to kiss and lick my ear eventually sucking on my ear lobes, and whispering "i want you to play with my tits, they are all yours tonight" as january does the same on the other side licking my ear and side of my neck and she whispers "i want you're cock inside of me" as she starts to rub my penis from the outside of my pants.
Christine takes my left hand and puts it on her breasts and january stop licking my ear and grabs her wine and pours it all over her huge tits. i begin to lick it all off. January begin to unzip my pants and starts sucking my dick, as i suck on Christians huge white tits. eventually i cum into January's mouth and they both call me a "good boy" and she starts french kissing Christina. they both tell me to come back next friday.
That would be really neato
>>2815060
>>2815028
kiki kaka? is that one of biebers latest songs? start beliebin' today
>>2814564
Indeed and it's a funny thing when a woman is sexually aroused, those milky tits really turns from OFF to ON. Quite a sight to see really.
Would love to lay down on her lap, while she squeezes her milk into my mouth for hours. Kinda reminds me of my mom's body except slightly smaller breasts
>>2815237
How's the face?
>>2815239
average, i wouldnt say christina's is amazing either but the tits on both make up for the face
>>2815240
I would like to meet your mother.
Then again I would like to meet Christina more so...
>>2815251
chatstep.com/#MommyChristina
password: tits
>>2815016
Why does Kieman not have a thread.
>>2815283
They get deleted fairly quickly when they appear, mods are haters
>>2816238
I think no one replies and they die on their own.
>>2816487
not the case at all, last one had 200+ replies in the 2 days it lasted
http://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2787893/#2788174
to the anon(s) posting this goddess my cock thanks you
>>2816572
Maybe OP deleted it.
>>2771812
I can't forgive her for putting ice in her whisky.
>>2771828
Why the fuck would you post this? What a complete retard.
>>2771750
Thank you!!!
>>2816632
op probably got banned for starting it based on my experiences. also this >>2816688
>>2816691
I only see 5 hands.
>>2816632
Oh shut the fuck up. You know damn well that it's the mods who delete them.
I wish Christina would just unpack her breasts and show them for us all in all their glory. Why is she so conservative about her body?
>>2816902
I don't even know who the person is aside from a name posted in a reply to my asking. How would I know what the mods are doing?
>>2817449
>How would I know what the mods are doing?
just assume the worst
>>2819897
That picture is the worst.
>>2819897
Posting this shit instead of thread related, disgusting.
Post more Tina & Kiki.
>>2820433
I like this idea.
>>2809712
I hope not.
>>2820709
Why not?
>>2820735
Dude she's ugly.
>>2820737
All she needs to do is trim her eyebrows.
>Merry Christmas, anon
tit alert
did anyone notice i'v big tits
...cringing at your waifu sickness
>>2821385
...it was until I seen that green-text and celebrity choice.... mother suckle
Found out my moms tits are a 38F, what does this mean?
>>2821449
forgot pic