previous thread: >>2748452
*stares longingly at you*
Thank you glorious OP, thank you, for a moment there I thought Kstew thread was lost forever.
>>2763555
my heart
i'm melting
>>2763564
You're not melting enougg
>>2763564
>>2763564
.
>>2763564
>tfw no 1930's kstew gf
>>2763549
>>2763550
>>2763553
>>2763555
>>2763562
Omg, blonde Kristen - is the best Kristen.
I really have no words to describe her beauty.
>>2763572
Young, brunette, straight Kristen > blonde, old, gay Kristen
>>2763575
I'm sorry to say, but this.
Even though I have to tolerate every choice my waifu does.
>>2763575
To each his own, bro.
But I really like her current style.
>>2763581
I do too, I just like another better. She's still perfect.
>>2763581
Forgot pic
>>2763580
Being gay isn't a choice. I am happy that my waifu is comfortable with who she is now.
>>2763594
Pff she's bi, stop your non-sense and being so ass-licking so she'll notice you, we're both laughing at you right now she and I.
>>2763601
>>2763601
I use gay as a pretty general term, much like some use the term 'queer'.
I should also point out that kris10 has purposefully never labelled her sexuality because she knows that such labels are antiquated and cannot properly describe the complexity of human sexuality. So no, she's not bi either.
She also doesn't read 4chan, she's too busy being a goddess.
>>2763606
> So no, she's not bi either.
Yep, I'd say she's fluid.
>>2763606
>>2763613
>the complexity of human sexuality
>fluid
Oh my god, we tumblr now, I love Kstew but you're cancer.
>>2763619
>>2763624
Hate you SJWs, b-but could you please put this finger in my boypussy Kris10 ?
>>2763619
Call it tumblr all you want, but what people find atfractive and why is different for every person and often changes over time. This doesn't have to be as drastic as switching between men and women, but it can also be as simple as switching blondes to brunettes. This is just observable fact.
I just want my waifu to be happy.
We get it nigga you woke on all plains and thangs.
>also
T R I G G E R E D
Simply perfect.
Does /kris10/ do lewd anymore?
>>2763562
i need these succulent thighs wrapped extremely tightly around my entire head desu
>>2763699
that said i just want to hold her
>>2763675
No you closet homosexual freak
>>2763675
>There's no more seats in Heaven
>Aint no bleachers in the back
>There's only standing room in Heaven
>And Hell is where we go to dance
>No space to move; that place is packed
why did she stop showing her feet?
>>2763832
They were removed in the "incident".
>>2763663
>that armpit
fucking perfect
Movie "Certain women" is out boys...
>>2763846
lighting a shit tho
>>2763846
I wanna rub my lil' peepee against it while she laughs at me telling me what a disgusting cisgender white male I am.
>>2763832
>>2763848
>I'm going to eventually run out of new kstew films to watch
P A N I C
oh wait she's got an amazing work ethic and stars in like 4 films a year, guess it's ok
>>2763883
Thats old picture,we havent seen her feet in weeks
>>2763889
>literally not since Met Gala
Btw, since I'm one of the most important pic posters here, I wanted to show that I truly love her by actually getting her work and not simply stealing it. So you so-called Kstew worshippers, prove that you're not just meming and show your own collection, or just die of shame.
>>2763848
Her role is pretty small though.
>>2763921
In Personal Shopper she's almost in every frame of the film. Absolutely fantastic performance by Kristen.
>>2763934
can she smile now or does she still just have ONE facial expression?
>>2763935
what a pitiful meme, just go back on /tv/
>>2763934
When does the Blu-Ray finally come out for PS? ;_;
>>2763939
Not very soon, I think.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4714782/releaseinfo?ref_=tt_ql_dt_2
>>2763909
>tentation
>hésitation
>révélation
Are you from France/Québec?
>>2763960
France, Kstew loves us.
Bless, She forgot to wear a top under her blazer
>>2763909
look, i think shes a good actor, but why the fuck did you waste your money on those twighlight movies? you could have bought adventureland.
>>2763984
>>2763999
Or poured fire ants into his eyes, not much difference.
>>2763999
Because it has Kstew, duh. Besides the first one is comfy. And Adventureland will definatly have to join the collection yes.
>>2763984
she didn't forget, it's just what the photographer wanted her to wear
>>2763909
just bought Adventureland, American Ultra, Still Alice, Twilight and Equals :3
>>2764072
photo or fake, everybody is just literally stealing her work here. disgusting.
>>2764103
i'll post when they're delivered
>>2764103
if we don't buy her movies the studios won't hire her and she'll finally make foot fetish clips
>>2764138
This is bullshit but I wanna believe it.
>>2763909
I've got only Snow White & The Huntsman, Clouds of Sils Maria and Equals. can't buy other her films, unfortunately.
>>2764147
Snow White is so underrated, truly epic and beautiful kstew fantasy.
You can buy lots of them for very cheap actually : Welcome to The Rileys, which is good, does not cost much anymore.
>>2764138
Lamest excuse ever.
>characters flirting with my Kstew (except for robert pattinson and jesse eisenberg)
Rrrreeeee.
>>2764163
snow white was one of the shittiest movies ive ever seen
>>2763633
>I just want my waifu to be happy.
Amen, anon. I know & cherish that feel.
>>2764262
this desu
It was just a mashup of a lot of other bad movies sadly.
I was pretty hyped for it when i watched it and quite disappointed.
>>2764397
>when non hits your gag reflex
the messengers was really scary ;_;
>>2764262
>>2764388
>not liking pure fantasy Kstew kino
>not liking Kstew being dressed literally like the princess that she is for 2 hours
>not liking Kstew wearing a freakin plate armor
Wtf are you even doing here.
>>2764427
>>2764420
Indeed. Actually I'd like to make a special cut out of it without the jumpscares but only the Kstew kino in it.
>>2763931
Better resolution. Update your collection anons.
>>2763549
she looks like a dyke
>>2764427
>saying a movie is shit means every actor in it is shit
>>2764461
She is
>>2764461
>>2764478
you didn't get it, she's... "fluid", which means she'll come back to the D eventually, once that commiefornia LGBT fad will be over.
>>2764461
that's because she is
>>2764486
the reality that was dream-like has distorted into a nightmare made flesh. what we had is stone dead forever and its too late, too late.
its at this juncture that one thing is absolutely clear, the human memory is a disease upon the mind. Alzheimer's is merely a nature-made cure for this and should not be fought, but praised by those who would think they would like to be in a purgatory-esque state.
But if we are just imaginations of ourselves, do we not make believe both the positive and the negative in this dream?
>>2764503
>wow dude, can I get some ?
>>2764163
I really like stewwhite and the huntsman as well.
Obviously no citizen kane, it's still got fantastic sets, costumes, supporting cast (sam spruell and his creepy hair, ian mcshane, eddy marsan etc.), effects and composition and to me is kris10s most watchable kino.
Id say Rileys is my favourite, but it's too depressing to watch as frequently as snowwhite.
>>2764557
At last a man of reason. The collector even has a sweet little concept art book with Kstew pics and a giant plate armor stew poster <3
>stewwhite and the huntsman
god why didn't I think about it
>>2764557
>not twilight with Alice as a second qt
>not American Ultra for good entertainment
Huntsman was just too full imo it seemed like they had 10 ideas and just wanted to force everything in the movie and nothing was really original. The movie did look very good tho Set- and Effectwise.
But in the end it all comes down to subjective taste i guess.
>>2764407
Dont give me that look, you're running around with half your butt showing.
>>2764567
>twilight
The brown contacts killed it for me.
The amount of tertiary cuties in it is quite spectacular but there's too much lame shit like the piggyback-scene that makes it very hard to watch for me.
>american ultra
yes on every reasonable level, i just cant stand eisenjews fingers on her anymore.
>>2764566
Also surprisingly good battle scenes. Well the one at the start and the one at the end, anyway.
Guys that's it... My heart is pounding and my stomach hurts just by looking too long at this picture of literally perfection made human...
Fuck I think... I really felt in love with her. Fuck that hurts.
>>2764572
>>2764572
I want to bite that neck, to eat it, to smell those hair to death, to lick every inch of that skin, to eat those eyes, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2764576
>dat sequence when she gently wakes up in the middle of enchanted forest...
stewkino
>>2764578
You're so creepy, Ahmed.
>>2764584
Nope, that's called l'amour fou, and I'm certainly not an arab. Insulting.
>>2764461
you say like it's a bad thing
LezStew is best Stew
>>2764583
totally
>See that freak over there ? well if I order him to, he can come to our feet and start fapping to them and worship them.
>no way ?!
>yep !
>I've got take a pic of that loser
>LOL look at him he's fapping already !
>I told you, see how he holds his pathetic dick.
>omg
>>2764605
y u do this kris10
>come on why can't you finish already ! you're doing that literally in front of everybody, you're such an embarrassing slave !
>mm ok, that was a nice shot though, now go back to your shed, I'll need a foot massage after my evening date
>ok it's pissing time now
>you know what you have to do
>don't you ?
I like American Ultra cause it has the best cuddling and also Kstew is forgiving if you have anxiety attacks and loves you very much
>so you're looking at those heels now
>who has been a very naughty boy ?
Films where guys don't treat Kristen right
make me really sad...
>>2764622
Me, mistress KStew.
>>2764649
>and what are you exactly waiting for to lick them clean ?
>wait, you know what ? I guess I should rather 'tickle' your small pathetic balls with those spikes instead
>>2764657
>god you're so boring ! My MILF ladyfriend here will take much better care of me now, in fact she's already started
>>2764666
>it's a "kstew falls asleep on your shoulder in the taxi on the way home after a nice evening having a couple of drinks in a comfy corner booth with easy other and gazing into each others eyes and going for a walk along the riverside with an arm around each other" episode
>>2764666
If you want excitement you let me be in charge! Like old times...
>>2764583
Such a qt
>>2763921
>that terrible terrible awful feel when you know you'll never EVER have some oh so so so comfy hamburger with Kstew in some comfy diner after a hard wageslaving day, wondering how you'll pay the rent this month, and maybe go for some tired cuddles afterwards before falling asleep watching some shitty but comfy movie together
Guys... I just can't anymore...
being a platinum lesbian suits her
>>2764676
Yep, that's pretty much sad.
You can become closer to Kstew by loving her in your heart and saving as many pictures as possible
>>2764693
I'm happy that she's happy
>>2764810
I have 786 right now, all HR or nearly.
Fight me.
>>2764824
768gb? Fuck, nice.
>>2764826
no 786 pics (98,4 gb)
>>2764828
768 pictures is 98.4gb?
>>2764830
well it's in fact 98,4go on my computer but I'm not sure we have the same measures
What if she doesn't like us
>>2764867
I really doubt she does
Any pics of her taking a facial?
>>2764875
>kike .
>nut
Do you not understand the rules
>>2764867
there is no "what if" every celebrity really hates their fans. they want the attention, but dont want to acknowledge that the people are people.
>>2764814
i couldnt give a shit, i just think she looks hot like this
>>2764557
what's wrong with her knuckles
>>2764981
Well it was on the set of Snewwhite and the huntsman, so one can only guess it was an epic shooting, she must have hurt her sweet goddess body.
>>2764867
>>2764868
>>2764907
>>2764919
>not having enough love for her to just have the faith in her godly nature, and to be be doubtful of her
Heretics.
>>2764875
I don't know if bait, but seriously there is a fake facials thread where you'll find some.
for all our armpits fans out here
ultra rare
>didn't have a teenage romance with qt kstew
why am I living.
>>2765229
I'm literally asking this question to myself everyday anon, everyday...
>>2764603
>no seriously, they make threads about your feet
>I can show you on my phone right now
>>2765229
>>2765234
>still waiting for anon to make a move
Dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aD7b_ExFF4
>>2765253
stop it, ugly make-up-applying woman
>>2765253
>the feel, most tragic feel of all, when you know that you'll never go for the comfiest walk ever in the woods with short-shirt bare feet kstew... and that she'll never give you a lovely tuggy, even letting you finish on her feet, in the middle of the birds and the rabbits
why live with such a terrible pain ?
>>2765258
You can't enjoy her when you're dead
>>2765258
>kstew will never rub her slighty dirty grass-stained feet all over your face
>>2765271
but exactly how do you cope with this anon ?
>>2765275
by posting about it on 4chan
>>2765279
seems fair (I guess we would have ended up like Ricardo Lopez without that, check him if you don't know the case, having a waifu back in the 90s was a harsh time)
>>2765281
I've always thought of myself more as a John Hinckley Jr.
>>2765281
>heels and socks
best of both worlds. she is too good to us.
>>2765283
>mm I'm feeling a bit tired and my feet hurt anon....
>>2765286
I'll massage them for you and kiss them better!!
>>2765282
haha didn't know him...
>having a waifu during the 70s... you end up trying to kill the freakin president to do just like in her most famous movie
wew, 4chan is saving lives
>>2765257
have the last pic from left to right in HR?
>>2765288
>k-kissing my feet... wow I don't there anon, I think you may be going a bit too fast, I don't know
>>2765294
I think it would make you feel good :3 up to you
Maybe we can we hold hands later
>>2765296
>you're so cute
>you know what ? I think I'll let you play with my heels while I go take a nap
>is that fine with you ?
>>2765297
okay i'll take really good care of them. sweet dreams
>>2765299
>good night anon, you're such a great friend
>meanwhile in anon's dreams
>>2765436
>>2765436
I had a lewd dream about Kstew, pls send help.
>>2765443
Like what ?
>>2765447
We were lewd on a city street... please I need help
>>2765461
Look at dem sweet thick heels...
>come on anon, drive me home, if you don't obey you just know how those heels will punish you
>>2764103
>>2765704
Here is another true fan.
>adventureland
I'm actually whipping myself right now for not having bought it already. I hope she's not annoyed with me because of that.
>>2765704
>>2765712
needs more speak & rileys
If I wasnt so drunk i'd post mine
>>2765836
Speak makes me sad cause I can't go to high school with Kstew and she'll never invite me into her loner closet
>>2765836
>chunky pre coke head AK47
>holding hands wit muh waifu
would watch them makeout and JO in the bathroom/10
Dyke needs to get rid of the blonde phase pronto.
>>2766178
naw, ive jerked 2 her more than i ever have b4 now thats shes doing this
>>2766178
if anything she need 2 learn 2 wash her greasy ass face.
I like when she's greasy or sweaty
>>2766178
>>2766193
Can you please go back to whatever inferior waifu you have, you don't come to shit on yours.
>>2766338
Yes, greasy is great, wanna lick all of it.
>2766342
>Can you please go back to whatever inferior waifu you have, you don't come to shit on yours.
Pajeet, its really time to stop.
>>2766342
WE dont come to shit on yours
>>2766424
Nice! Russia?
>>2766426
Yep.
Gonna order a couple more films soon.
>thumb coasters
THAT IS ALL.
>>2766439
First two Twilights?
>>2766442
Yeah, and Adventureland with On the road if I find them.
>>2766444
Good hunting dude
>>2766466
Thx
>>2765297
look at that inner thigh, almost up to her taint, god damn
>>2766424
haha a russian now..
So we have France >>2763909
Is this Britain ? >>2765704
And now Russia. Goddess Kstew is truly universal.
We have to pray as much as we can from all across the world to get back old Brunette perfect Kstew please.
>>2766424
The paper covers do not seem to always match the boxes though... Are you sure you didn't cheat us there Ivan ? or did you buy them for really cheap to some obscure brown people in the street ?
>>2766500
>Russian
>now
hey newfriend!
>>2766513
No, I bought all of them in online store, 3-5$ per film.
>>2766533
Thank you for the proof Russian ami (long live Putin !).
Not interested in bluray yet ? if you have the right screen, it really changes everything, you can get external bluray for not too expensive now I guess, I use my old PS3, but I heard it was much more energy consuming htan a regular bluray device.
>>2766500
Yes I'm English
>>2766547
well, moving anyway.
>>2766547
And still we get no screencaps from you...
Can't do shit with my shitty ps3.
>>2766539
I've got only 15" notebook, so it makes no sense for me to buy them.
>>2766555
I'll try to figure out if I can do it on a ps4
>>2766482
>>2766496
>come on anons, you're making me blush
>>2766553
btw with our threads I'm getting more and more used to see her not moving, feels almost weird to see a video now
OMFG
>>2765297
How have space and time not collapsed at the sheer lewdness of this?
>>2766597
>>2766598
>>2766599
>>2766630
sweet
new wallpapers
>>2765836
>same size as Anna Kendrick
I didn't realize KStew was so smol
>>2766929
>>2766931
>>2766932
>>2766933
>>2766934
wow, how rude ! anon doesn't even notice that she so kindly offered us some more feet and toes ! are you for real ?
Our prayers are answered, but that doesn't mean we have to stop.
my stomach, my heart... I literally wanna cry watching her..
Just what is that feeling guys ? I-Im afraid to face the answer.
Goddess of love.
>>2766963
I'm just not a foot-fetishist.
>>2766967
Oh, I know how you feel, anon..
The most wonderful feeling, though it hurts pretty much.
>what did you have to say about my haircut anon
honestly suprised steve martin isn't dead yet
>>2767087
I want to run my fingers through your hair, Miss Stewart
>>2767087
the Pink Panther shit made ppl want to kill him, but it actually bought him immunity.
>>2766978
why does she paint the side of her head pink?
>>2767096
Makeup.
>>2767096
>she paint
all celebs do their own makeup, right guise?
>>2766973
>he's not a "foot fetishist"... even for Queen Kstew
wow... just wow
>>2766973
They look disgusting here. What a lazy cunt not getting a Mani/pedi
>>2767212
>>2767212
god, On The Road is grim. Why is everyone in the 1940s so promiscuous? Don't want to see her this way...
>>2767272
iktf
Kissable
Sexy
Terrific
Emotion
Wonder
>>2767481
That's it guys, she came back to the dick !
https://67.media.tumblr.com/c83f77bdd973ed55406087b683dc5ef4/tumblr_of30g71ZaY1sq8h32o2_540.png
she's got a muffin top going on there
>Kristen Stewart on Her Relationship With Robert Pattinson: "It Stopped Being Real Life, and That Was Gross to Me"
what did she mean by this ?
>>2767660
she was wanting to branch into do orgies and bbc cuck shit, and rob just wanted to cuddle and be lovey dovey .
>>2767663
Go cuckpost somewhere else.
>>2767660
M K U L T R A
K
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>>2767674
>>2767660
People wanted them to be Twilight but that's not who they are
The press did this to her
tfw I would never deserve the love of this wonderful woman
>>2767739
Of course we don't anon, but we can always admire her and worship her.
Literally the Mona Lisa of the 21st century.
I want to lick this lovely greasy wing of the nose so bad !!!!
>>2767947
I could probably just enjoy smelling her forever
>>2767942
very true
>tfw your position in life disqualifies you from ever having a relationship with KStew
>my shoes are dirty anon, can you do something about it ?
>>2768222
yea we can put them in a biohazard bag, and call the hazmat team to dispose of those biological anomalies
>>2768290
Yep, as always.
>>2768301
I want her to talk to me with a gentle voice
>>2768322
>tfw she will never start an ASMR channel
>>2764572
its her gold and black dress that is making you feel that way.
>KstewASMR uploaded 2 hours ago "Ear to ear mouth sounds w/ left side and right side + day ramble"
>53min 458,923 views 99% liked
>>2768268
>>2768270
Kris10, watching you struggle with what is beneath your spirit to understand is always painful for me.
>>2768729
youre a monster, this is nightmare fuel of the high octane.
>>2766178
Agreed, brunette is superior.
>>2768854
Those eyes saying to the paparazzi LEAVE ME ALONE I'M ON A DATE
Kstew is a lovely person who deserves her privacy
>>2768854
Is that the female version of Beavis and Butthead?
Engel
>>2768993
1000/10
ok so Kristen can be made into Kris10 because ten = 10 (duh) But 10 is also X in roman numerals, So you can call her KrisX, But you can replace Kris with an X like when Christmas goes to Xmas, So KrisX turns into XX. Thanks for reading
>>2769014
>>2768850
L-lewd
So she's constantly changing her sexual partners now, which goes to show that homosexuality is anarchy, of course a sexuality based only on pleasure and not reproduction like it is meant to be just becomes a selfish sexual supermaket, like it's even more the case with homo men.
>>2769287
Looking at that cameraman with smug disdain... like "look at me I'm rich and famous and on a date with my hot lesbian fuckbuddy, you're just stalking me with a camera you lame-ass motherfucker"... Kstew paparazzi on suicide watch
>>2769332
To be fair she alwayshasthat facial expression
The Yellow Handkerchief is wonderful
>>2769525
This, to all kstews fans here, watch it. Literally cried at the end.
Thanks for enjoying Kristen Stewart on the internet with me
>>2769881
>>2769894
Is this Personal Shopper?
>>2769909
Yup.
OILY NOSE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS !
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THESE SHOES ! DEM HEELS !
She's clearly thinking about us you guys. Thank You Kris10 !
>>2770568
>>2770569
>>2770571
Beauty, cutie.
>>2770989
Please anon, I can't handle this
>>2771042
sorry.
>>2771098
>>2770989
>>2771171
Please don't let there be no Kstew thread for a while ;-;