Mommy Cinematic Universe #13

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>Gemma Arterton - mommy's other neighbour who often watches you after school when mommy isn't home. she runs a bakery and is always inviting you to try her goods

>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you

>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill

>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

>Hayley Atwell - Mommy's British friend from her college days, she moved back to England but visits semi regularly after getting divorced and is especially clingy, loves to cuddle you, knowing that you get close to her.

>Rosamund Pike - Your kindhearted and understanding Principal, who knows it's been difficult for you due to your home situation. Likes to have talks with you regularly to see how you're getting on in school and at home, but can't help but tease you when you're alone in her office.

>Emilia Clarke - Late daddy's youngest sister— frequently travels internationally for work, and has only seen you a handful of times. Insists on cuddling with you whenever she can, as she wants to make sure she makes up for lost time.

>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

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>Rachel Weisz - Mummy's friend from the neighbourhood book club, who regularly suggests erotic novels aimed at older married women only to the dismay of the other members. She's flirty with you whenever there is a meeting at your house, and she leaves suggestive, sometimes erotic notes under your matress.

>Elizabeth Banks - Mommy's wild old college roommate who she used to party very hard with, but is now single and lonely. She's coy and very fond of you.

>Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who lets you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection because you remind her of her own late son

>Rhea Seehorn - The lawyer you were appointed to oversee your potential abuse case. She has a keen interest in you and visits you at home sometimes to protect you when mommy is out

>Annie Clark - Auntie Antje's friend, and guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills— prefers to teach you in her studio apartment alone. She loves to teach you by being hands on and putting her hands on yours.

>Amy Ryan - Your dorky HR rep at school who counsels you when you feel alone. She uses a variety of toys found in her office to try and entertain you and make you feel better. She is always hugging you to cheer you up.

>Linda Cardellini - Mommy's best friend from her high school days. She was nerdy and geeky when growing up, so she's making up for her lack of boyfriends now and constantly jokes about you being the age that she missed out on. She hits on you all the time.

>Naomi Watts - Your best friend's Mommy who has known you since you were born. She has gotten closer and closer to you over the years as her own child grows distant from her. Her physical affection growing ever more intimate as she grows fonder of your attention.

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>Natalia Poklonskaya - Your late father's secretary who you often saw when you visited dad at work, even after the death of your father, she does come to see you, albeit rarely. Unknown to you and mommy, she was your father's mistress and secretly wants you all to herself, and is willing to do anything to have you.

>Maria Menounos - Lady with a kind heart and free spirit that mommy starting chatting heavily with at the water-park while watching you play. Mommy leaves you with her so she can go to get refreshments and she takes you on a roller coaster. She's visibly nervous and excited as the car creeps up and is holding your hand the whole time, tighter and tighter the closer you get to the top, squeezing as you drop.

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Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe

Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8

Annie Clark- Annie's story part 1 - http://pastebin.com/9LQ4hRq3
Annie Clark- Annie's story unofficial part 2 - http://pastebin.com/HVnLS0Pw

don't forget that you can post high res .webm/s

keep bullying to the minimum/
feel free to participate in the writing.
expanding on the existing works is gud


WRITEFAGGERY IS ENCOURAGED TO THE UTMOST


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>Dakota Johnson - Kate Beckinsale's mousy, somewhat unkempt looking personal assistant. Is timid when Kate is around and gets bossed around a lot, although she tolerates it because she admires her. Smiles when you're around and occasionally kisses you on the cheek when no one else is looking.

>managed to get two submissions added
THAT'S RIGHT

>>2754685
grats anon. these threads are the only reason i come to 4chan anymore

>>2754669
You're fucking autistic

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Posting this amazing pic for all to enjoy.

>>2754836
shut the fuck up fag. every thread we have you plebians shitting it up - one day you might understand the genius of the MCU. until then, frig off barb

MOMMY!!! ANON NEED MILKIES!!! PLS MOMMY ANON HUNGRY!!!

>>2754669
what is this meme

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I don't get it

why would MEW go on a date with Annie?

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>playing around annie's loft before finding an album full of pics

>>2754685
>mfw i have had a grand total of 6 additions

get on my level

this is actual autism

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>tfw when you stumble into mommys office and she gives you a big smile

>>2756588
Dubs confirm.

>>2756516
Cite em....

>>2754836
The trap thread called they're missing their OP

>>2754863
>shut the fuck up fag. every thread we have you plebians shitting it up - one day you might understand the genius of the MCU. until then, frig off barb
Autism speaks

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Guys... so hiroshima is thinking of limiting image upload sizes to save 4chan. Where will the MCU go if he decides to do this? /hr/ will surely be hit. We must come up with an alternative.

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>>2758233
I know some of you might hate that site, but I'm committed to the MCU guys, so I made a mirror.

https://8ch.pl/mcu/

Just in case Hiro nukes /hr/, to save the MCU.

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>>2758305
Just a couple things about the .pl that make it breddy gud for our purposes:

-slow burn
-less traffic for bullying
-more options to post threads etc

Please let me know if you guys like it, I think it can work pretty well.

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>>2758425
>>2758305
Lastly, I'm also working on a .net alternative, let me know which one you guys like better of the two, and I'll lock the unfavorable board. I myself prefer the .pl 8ch.

8ch DOT net SLASH mcu SLASH index DOT html

Link to the .net alternative.

You're doing gods work friend.

>>2758233
Perhaps waifus will get moved back to /tv/?

>>2758734
>>2758732
thanks for this BDHkino

>>2756588
>autism
>on 4chan.org
nice bait

>>2758752
no

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>>2759129

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>>2759138
Nice Biel bro

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>mommy desperately wants to have another baby but is past her baby making age
how would you comfort her?

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>>2759399
Tell her that I'll fuck her as many times as it takes to impregnate her, just in case

>>2759399
fuck mommy's daughter until she's pregnant then once she squirts the baby out kill her and allow mommy to raise the new baby as her own

>>2756526
I fucking love her in Better Call Saul. Delicious feet, too.

>>2757369
Aww did I upset your disgusting brown penis?

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>...hmm
>look who came marching in

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>come sit beside me, sweetheart

>>2759552
>>2759554
>lesbian homewrecker mommy
uhh no thanks

>>2759889
>homewrecker
whose home did she wreck?

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>>2754669

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decided to pick up a trip. pic related for proof.

regarding Hiroshima and his management, what's the probability of /hr/ getting nuked?

also, good on the /mcu/ board on 8ch

I just posted on there, and have the same trip.

>>2760265
its fucking propaganda, you gullible bitch

>>2760265
who knows, but the way 4chan is going I think it's good for us to have the backup.

And thanks, let's try to drive traffic there with the next OP and throughout this thread senpai, I think we should try and get that board soem activity.

BTW give me an email (throwaway or w/e it don't matter) so we can communicate and I can give you mod status.

And here is the imgur with the logos:
http://imgur.com/a/aPdRA

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mommy Jessica with her cousin Cate

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Guys remember to try and post more on the official /mcu/, it might be permanent even if hiro does not nuke /hr/.

https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html
https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html
https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html

>>2761255
Kill yourself you autistic fuck

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>>2761259
>being this much of a faggot

you simply don't get it, but thanks for your little spergout.

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I'm writing a story for Bridget Regan right now.
I'm a bit sleepy, so I won't finish this in a while.
she's essentially the following

>jessica chastain's high school friend
>went to accounting/acting school with mommy
>devout catholic
>rather successful small time actress
>owns and manages her women's tailoring shot when she's not acting
>hobbies include HEMA and marksmanship
>had an affair with Chastain when you were young
>provides your, your mom's, and her friends costumes clothes during Halloween


>Bridget Regan - Mommy's high school friend whom she went to accounting and drama school with in college. A devout roman catholic and a rather successful actress in her own right, she attributes her success to her devout catholic faith and the support of her friends and family, especially Jessica.

A practitioner of HEMA and an avid markswoman, blah balh balh

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>>2761675
I might also add something about her ironing and dying her hair black

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>>2761675
>she's catholic

fugg yeah

>>2756525
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQQ

>>2761825
Nig meat

anyone got an info graphic type picture with all the mommys and co on?

>>2762818
god, I wish someone made that

>>2762818
>>2762847
Someone make this please

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Amy's new photoshoot is heaven

>>2763690
Then please post all of it thank you

>none of these women are over 35
>all the other things i cant be arsed to point out
this is the most retarded /hr/ has ever been

>>2763914
The fact that they want to fuck their mothers is also fairly disturbing.

>>2763928
But Amy is (unfortunantly) not my mommy anon.

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>>2763884
https://imgur.com/a/1UIrH

>>2763914
Most of them are over 35..

>>2763914
>>2754669

By far.

Seriously, you fucking weirdos, explain yourself. What the fuck is this mommy shit?

>>2764117
Lovely! Thank you

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Ok guys, back in as admin. mcuOP give me an email already.

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>>2764157

as has been explained in earlier threads (lurk more faggot), it's a combination of memes, milf fetish, and /rv/posting (its birthplace). it's not that serious

git gud faggot

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>>2764209
expires in 60 minutes

[email protected]

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>>2764212
sent senpai

>>2762818
>>2762847

I'll get on this eventually. any examples/formats you senpaitachi prefer? also, posting the link as always to drive more traffic to the official board

https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html
https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html
https://8ch.pl/mcu/index.html

>>2764214
can I use the same password I use for the trip on 8ch?

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>>2764216
sure m8. you'll be able to post as "## Board Volunteer" through your dashboard, thus rendering your trip obsolete and you should be good

>>2764214
>>2764213
sent it, senpai>>2764217

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>>2764218
ok, done. check your log in and get back at me to make sure it works.

>>2764219
do I log in the same way I use my trip?

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>>2764221
no, you click on "manage" at the top (or bottom) of the mage (has a little gear next to it, if you use scriptblock, allow 8ch), and it'll prompt you with a login page

>>2764222
now how do I show my name on the board?

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>>2764223
on the name field, type "MCUop ## Board Volunteer"

or w/e name you want to use fampai

>>2764225
why board volunteer?\

can I be co-owner (because I'm petty)?

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>>2764226
kek sadly i can only add volunteers senpai. try ## Board Owner though, idk if it works. I've asked the 8ch admin and there can only be one owner. you'll be able to do everything I can tho

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mod on 8ch now

/hr/ is still home base though.

https://8ch.pl/mcu/
https://8ch.pl/mcu/
https://8ch.pl/mcu/

>>2764150
Prove it!

>>2764228
why doesn't my "MCUop ## Board Volunteer" show up in the banner thread?

>>2764240
as I stated there, you have to be brwosing the board through the mod portal. basically, go to manage -> /mcu/ and you should see the quick links there to edit or delete posts. then you can use it.

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>>2764240
>>2764250

your URL should look like this:
https://8ch.pl/mod.php?/mcu/index.html

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>>2764236
My mommyfu is 38 years old. THIRTY-EIGHT

>>2764328
fuck off troll

>>2764328
(You)

This thread is disgusting

>>2764214
You made our info graphic yet? Just do pictures with names and short bios together in one big image. Could even number them for rolling purposes.

>>2764479
They always are.

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>>2764670
I'm working on it. In the meantime continue advertising the new board as well as keeping these threads going.

>>2764670
>>2764846
>>2764326
>>2764324
>>2764743
>>2764260

Check the .pl board for infograph update, I have a draft done.

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Final draft is done. feedback welcome.

>>2765010
antje traue is a meme

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>>2765010
That is wonderful but could you find a better photo for Chastain? Looks too unnatural imho.

>>2754669
Araya has autism

>>2765528
Did you read the rules?!?!?!
No bullying

>>2765530
>rules
>cancer thread
Fagit

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>>2765274
will do
>>2765178
don't let MCUop hear you

new sticky guys, for submissions. check it.

>>2765625
frigoff retard

>>2765010
m-my word

>>2765010
This is the kind of autism that will leave future historians dumbfounded. Also you made a typo with Vera Farmiga's name.

>>2765010
Holy. Shit.
Kill yourself.

>>2765010
WEW

>>2765010
agreed that Chastain pic, while rather suggestive, still a shit above the neck. And Hendricks-kino should be put on hold until Bad Santa 2 is released(at least theatrically, she gets railed by BBT).

Rosamund could use a pic with her in glasses. It does seem as though you tried to keep the pics from pro shoots(koala tea and all that), but hardly worth the effort IMHO.

Rest looks on point, good yob.

>>2765010

where is January Jones? I thought she was in this

>>2765010
This image excites me in the pants area.

Q: I love these threads as I have a huge mommy fetish - I was just curious how many of you actually get off to this sexually, or is it more of an emotional thing?

>>2766901
I've yet to get off via this general. IRL is a different story.

>>2766901
Both really. Although I'll admit that I'm thoroughly uncomfortable with my enjoyment of this whole thing.

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posted in the 8 ch thread, if anyone is interested in some MCU roleplay, add me on skype. Vic Ray

>>2766901
This:>>2767144

>>2766901
I like the pictures of the women especially chastain, the little stories creep me out

>>2766901
Both, but not in a oedipus complex kind of way.
To me its more of a fantasy over more mature, more humane women, out of their bitch phase.

>>2767303
This is exactly how I feel. I like the pictures, particularly Chastain and BDH. Not a fan of the stories.

>>2765010
what autism is this

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>>2769236

>>2769040
What an ugly cunt. You fagits are pathetic

>>2769238
Very generousity, much conciderite

>>2769040
looks like eddie redmayne with long hair
[spoiler] he's hotter tho [/spoiler]

>>2769927

new MCU character and premise right there

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>you go downtown and see Annie with a girl and she gives you this look

>>2770196
Well she's the devil, so...

>>2761822
underrated

you people are fucking deranged. wanting to fuck your mothers? what the hell is wrong with you?

>>2761255
Should we post on both so that /hr/ continues to get our traffic?

>>2770743
that's the idea

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Ok, changed Chastain's pic, and added numbers. Also fixed Vera's name, and a typor or two.

>>2770816
Great choice for Chastain

Any of you guys watch the new Black Mirror?

>>2765010
>Various Youtube videos
>E! News

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

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some MCU shit up in twitter

>>2772156
89% chance they're fugging right now.

>>2771486
just watched first episode auntie bryce was damm fine i tell you what.

>>2772156
this St Vincent horseshit needs to end already

>>2772450
whats thsi from?

>>2772652
New season of Black Mirror Season 3 episode 1 "nosedive"

>>2772652
>>2772829
All The numbered pics above btw

>>2772893
m-miss president

>>2754669
This is getting out of hand

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>>2772903
It's Mommy President to you.

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>>2774076
Nah, it's one of the best generals on 4chan

>>2776247
It's nigger cancer

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found this in the Jessica Biel thread

JBiel x MEW

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KStew and Emma Stone addition when?

>>2776320
They don't have kids you stupid cunt

>>2776320
I'd like to bludgeon everyone in this photo.

Why is the 8ch.pl/mcu thread locked

>>2776561
idk

just unlocked it

>>2776329
well we can certainly help with that

>>2776320
Fuck off.

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>>2766001
I've had a breastfeeding fantasy for Marion ever since I saw this.

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>>2777027
damn, i didnt know she had big tits.
Also, I await the day Kirsten Dunst solidifies her place in the MCU

>>2774076
CANCER

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>Carice van Houten - the dutch maid/cleaning lady Mommy hired to keep the house in order when she busy. Since English isn't her native tongue, she likes to practice with you, when you're home.

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>>2778808
>You're not sure if she's genuinely getting her English wrong or if she's flirting with you.

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>>2778808
>>2778809
>You once found her in your room, laying on your bed with her face buried in the sheets. You asked her what she was doing, shocked at the intrusion she fixed her clothes and told you she was just smelling your sheets to make sure they were still fresh. Honestly it seemed like an odd way to check but at least she was thorough.

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>>2778808
>>2778809
>>2778811
>She finishes working just as Mom gets home and shows up once Mommy has gone to work. That's usually well before you have to get up. But she does make sure to wake you up before school, even if her method is a little unprofessional.

Where are the teen moms?

>>2778935
In some other thread, shitter.

Since there are so many mommy/milf fans here:

1. Does the idea of mom/son incest turn you on?
2. Does the idea of sex with your own mom turn you on?
3. How hot is your mom?

>>2779084
1. No
2. No
3. No
Then again none of these women are my mother, so maybe if she looked like some of them I might have different answers.

>>2774970
Yes, Mommy President.

>>2779084
Yes
No
Not very

>>2779084
1. Not even remotely
2. Fuck no
3. 0/10

I'm just here for the hot pics of 35+ year olds. The MCU shit is retarded.

>>2779084
1. YES
2. No.
3. Not at all.

>>2776310
Yes.

>>2777033
good pic, it inspired me to start working on an entry.

SOON(tm)

>>2779395
>soon
You will commit suicide?

>>2779467
All things happen in good time, but you must have patience.

>>2779084
Yes.
No.
I'm not into black chicks.

>>2779084
I guess, but not really. I find the age dynamic more arousing than the relationship
Not even a little bit
I'm just glad Dad likes her

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>>2779109
Good boy.

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>>2779084
>>2779084
>1. Does the idea of mom/son incest turn you on?
very
>2. Does the idea of sex with your own mom turn you on?
it makes me wanna barf
>3. How hot is your mom?
she's a tiny femlette with short hair
I'm into 5'9 long/wavy haired brunette women

>>2779821
Thank you, Mommy President.

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>>2779469
Whens the story coming anon?

>>2779934
I suggest you post your revised addition on this thread as well

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>>2779935
>Kirsten Dunst - Family doctor who has seen you grow up before her eyes. She has looked after you for years now and now that your are in the midst of puberty she has taken even more of an interest in you.

>>2779084
>Yes
>No
>Not at all

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>>2777033
>>2779934
>Kisten Dunst - A distant cousin from dad's side you met at a recent family reunion. She notices you a bit removed from the rustling and bustling of the shindig and comes to check on you. She sits down beside you and offers to tell you a story from her childhood. She pats her lap and you lay your head down. You take a deep breath and she pets your head...soon after you start to hear drums in the distance and your heart rate begins to pick up.

>>2780038
Ditto for this anon.

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>Ivana Milicevic - Your best friend’s step mother, an eastern European mail order bride and a lush. Normally she leaves you alone but when she’s drunk, she’s less considerate and forcefully affectionate. Inclined to groping you and aggressively kissing you.

The last time you had to visit she just finish being in the shower and pulled you into the bathroom. Soaking wet she held you, rub against you and ground herself into you. After a few minutes she let out a low moan, let go of you and then threw you out of the room. Your clothes were left dishevelled and soaked, who knows what might happen if she ever gets you alone again.

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>>2780525
She's 41 and if you ever watched Banshee she is that fit kinda milf. Tits are admittedly quite small.

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>>2780529

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>>2780530

>>2764743
I wanna cum in her hair

>>2780529
Injun waifu was the best or the milf cop in the last season.

>>2780531
I find her face really unattractive.

>>2779939
>>2780084
so who won? should we do strawpoll?

>>2779084
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Very Hot

>>2781412
>very hot
tits or gtfo

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>>2781367
Well one of them doesnt make any sense.

>>2781496
I see both of them working desu, just one is before and the other after.

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>hfw she's at the park with you and Annie, and you're sandwiched between the two

>>2781367
Family doctor got accepted.

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Mommy's cousin is into kinkier shit than I had initially thought.

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the annie story will never be finished

>>2754669
You know whatever gets you off gets you off, so more power to you all, but fuck me this is straight up autistic.

>>2781389
o-of course not

>>2782601

I hope this becomes a trend.

guys i've been in love with eva green for almost 10 years since dreamers

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"I'm so glad you're home! We have to talk. Now please don't get upset because I'm not angry or anything like that but... you forgot your phone here and I checked it out because I have been so worried about your restless behavior and you obviously don't lock it properly so... well, I found some pictures from the gallery. You probably know what I'm talking about. Pictures of me? In the shower? And... sleeping? Now... what is all this? I just... I'm not angry, I just want to know. Please tell me because if there is anything wrong or if I can help in any way..."

>>2756528
Who is she?
What is her name?

>>2754669
Do any of you guys wear diapers?

>>2783632
I don't. I shit in a bucket though.

>>2782774
I was watching a lot of Annie's interviews and performances lately, and she seemed to be way nicer person: kind of a young dreamy girl with music obsession, and simple but pleasant songs like "Marry Me". It's such a shame, What happend to her anyway?

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>>2782526
When will MCUop update the infograph with Doctor Dunst?

>>2783687

Why don't you guys wear diapers if you want to fuck your mom?

>>2784380
what sort of weird creature are you?
everybody here wants to fuck mum normally.

>>2784466
But you should wear diapers then? have her clean your asshole then put you in your crib and give you a bottle

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Guys Mommy is sad :( I want to comfort her

>>2784946
Mommy is a MESS

>>2784946
JESSICA KEKSTAIN

>>2785298
Mommy Cuckstein

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>>2784946
so is music teacher Annie

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>>2784946
>>2785334
even auntie MEW

>>2783075
>dem dinner plates

I wanna eat off them.

>>2785334
>>2785335
>these good looking, insanely privileged SJWs getting absolutely faux buttblasted
I am erect.

>>2785741
>St. Vincent
>poo for eyes
>good looking
pick one

>>2783525
>Jessica with problem glasses

Can you please write one with her crying about Clinton losing the election?

>>2754669
None of our psychiatrist yet?

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>>2785860
I'll get it going

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>>2785860
shes too young '__'

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I was out in the quay last night, and a girl I ended up chatting with called me handsome

am I a normie now?

>>2786155
there is only one path to salvation

>>2785741
It's always hilarious when people think someone isn't allowed to have an opinion because they aren't overweight loser basement dwellers like them

shure showed them

>>2785272
kek
Best meme video of the election.

>>2786155
No. You're still a fucking freak

>>2786173
>implying I said that they couldn't have an opinion
>implying that you're not a massive hypocrite by assuming I'm that just because I clearly have a different opinion than you or them or anyone else
>implying I'm not 100% correct about them being some of the most privileged (in many different ways) people on the planet
>"super rich celebs don't care about the common person... uh, oh they agree with me... wow, they totally care!"

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>You will never steal Annie's shoe and touch her butt at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgfqFafck

>>2786412
fucking disgusting

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>>2785788
"Honey... no no no, I'm fine. Really. I'm just so shocked, that's why I'm crying. I can't believe Hillary didn't win and this... this... bully... oh nevermind. We will get through this! I can get through this. Maybe... maybe I need some support tonight though? I need your warmth and your touch. I'm crying and look... I'm even shaking. Would you like to keep me some company and come in mommy's bed tonight? Please...?"

>>2786555
you wouldnt need support.... IF YOU WERE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

>>2787052
Sometimes even the strongest mommy needs her boy for comfort.

>>2787052
kek

>>2786412
Annie's feet fill me with naughty thoughts...

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Infograph updated. Check the pl site Kirsten bro

ahh, fuck

new thread coming up

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new thread here, senpaitachi

>>2789579
>>2789579
>>2789579