Mary Elizabeth Winstead | MEW

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anybody got more pics of her wearing skirts?

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comfy hugs

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improved MEW

Old thread is still up and hasn't reached bump limit

There's no need to spam this shit colored eyes slut

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>>2738082
it's autosaging you stupid cunt

>>2738087
Uhh, look at the reply count dumbass? It's under 300, the thread isn't autosaging yet.

>>2738066
afk fapping

MEW feets are best feets

>>2738072

BLACKED YES

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>>2738089
but it is

sometimes threads autosage without reaching bump limit

the previous MEW thread has been up for a month, and it hasn't been been bumping

>>2738094
Kill yourself.

>>2738076
>samefagging with this shit in every single thread

just end you miserable life

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>>2738133
I am every thread

I'm responsible for all these /hr/ and /tv/ threads regarding MEW

>>2738066
jesuschrist, my dick

>>2738159
You're a fucking nigfag. Your attempt at a "meme" is shit and you should cut your wrists from the embarrassment you have brought to this thread

>>2738159
Stop posting this disgusting pic. I want to stab those eyes with an icepick every time I see this bullshit

>>2738066
I was not expecting that... one of the quickest boners I've ever got

>>2738095
>sometimes threads autosage without reaching bump limit
wut? why would they?

>>2738072
DELET THIS

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with audio: https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/rf4v.mp4

>>2738159
>I'm responsible for all these /hr/ and /tv/ threads
Not really, but whatever

>>2739917
may as well kill myself now I know MEW will never be my big spoon

>>2739917
fuck me

I thought my morning was going well, till I saw this

lewd...

i don't know why i actually expected better from her

>/hr/
>only posts webm's
MODS

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By Craig Drake.

Just 4700$... i don't get art.

Any good caps or webms from the last Braindead episode?

I'm trying to escape the hole of neetdom, and make something of my life.

But seriously, whats the point?

>>2746750
I just go to the local thrift store when I'm feeling the way you do
In fact I'm leaving right now

do something

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New photoshoot

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>>2746912

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>>2746913

>>2746912
>>2746913
>>2746914
Shit quality

>>2746913
slut

>>2746923
Find better, then.

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>>2746931

>>2746934
I don't get it. Is she blocking the pervs fapping to her thicc ass or the ones that slutshame her?

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>>2746912
>>2746913
>>2746914
Not that guy... but my googlefu has failed me - not even on vvvmag inst/twitt/allthatbollox

>>2746948
the official shoot is not out yet

>>2746940

whynotboth.mp4

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>>2746934
How did you get the raw pic from the story?

My method is cumbersome, maybe I'm missing out on hot new tech.

>>2746913
l-lewd

>>2746751
What going to the thrift store does for you?

>>2747283
what it does for me?

well, first off it gives me something to do. walking about and browsing occupies my mind, and helps me ignore the goings on that bother me.

>>2747436
Masturbating your penus can do that as well

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She's officially my waifu now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgO3uNBIaM&nohtml5=False
thread theme

>>2738072
They're friends on the show, he ends up with the black doctor

why live
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.9793-16/14388027_1089884661094074_808375622_n.mp4

>>2748976
>MEW will never be your mommy lulling you to sleep
>she will never reassure you, helping you with your worries in life

>>2748976
Good goyette. Don't have children of your own, and focus on your dog instead.

>>2747436

I see, i usually like going to the movies in empty or almost empty sessions. Unfortunately the amount of movies can't keep up with bad times, and movie prices at this amount of visits doesnt help either.

>>2747480

Nah, you come to a point where jerking off feels bad, your brain keeps screaming back at you: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

post more pics pls

>>2749061
>she will never hold your head in her lap, stroking your head and nursing you while jerking you off
why even live

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>walls of text

>>2750499
how does her husband feel about this

>>2750508
Well given the fact that she's a professional actress and he's not an insecure virgin posting from his mother's basement, I think he doesn't have a problem with it.

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>>2750509
how does her husband feel about this?

>>2750510
forget her husband, she's my waifu and i'm PISSED

>>2750510
You mean this pushover?

https://twitter.com/rileystearns/status/767781543251103744

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>mew thread almost ded

feels bad man

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>>2754143
>no new photos from VVV magazine shoot
>no braindead
that'll do it

>>2754216
>no braindead

Any news on that? I really want a new season

tfw the one you can see her nipples clearly in is so low rez

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>>2754654
mother of god

we need this in high-res ASAP

>>2754654

so good!

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good to hear that she's now part of the MCU

>>2756351
What?

>>2754654

Oh Lordy

Just caught up on Braindead, what a fun show, and MEW was great. I hate this trend of 10-13 episode seasons, I miss the 24-26 days.

>>2756351
Great. More cancer

>>2756392
It's this retarded meme >>2754669

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will she be in the next Cloverfield meme?

>>2754654
IS THAT A VAGINA SLIT I SEE

more MEW pls

>>2743788
imagine living your whole life. the only thing you love, the only thing you're good at, is making art. painting pictures, making sculptures, whatever the medium. then you find out that you gotta pay your rent. then you gotta eat, insurance, medical bills, vehicle maintenance, whatever life throws at you.

then you remember - art takes time and effort. selling a painting you worked for a month on should equate a months worth of pay or more, since you don't even know when you're going to sell it. you might not eat or even retain your household if you don't sell your art for quite a bit of cash.

thats why this shit is expensive - whoever made that painting has to live, and the state (in the us primarily) sure as shit isn't going to support him. about .1% of all artist get government grants, and thats based solely off of recommendations by senior artists etc.

>>2759203
Bottle of bleach is only 10 bucks.

>>2759203
That's your art isn't it? Well I ain't buyin' it.

>>2757460
could be
if you brighten the pic it has that shape
i hope its not tho
i might have to kill myself

>>2759203

There is no way that took a month. Dude probably knocked it out in under a day. I'm not even shitting on it, I think it looks nice, but at the end of the day it's framed Deviantart. Nobody's paying almost five grand for that.

>>2759216
>>2759326
>>2759362

guys i'm not defending that niggas doodle, shit is way over priced. but that anon said he doesn't "get" art, and i wanted to explain how some of the better artists price their work.

i wouldnt pay more than $50 for that

>>2761430
oooh yess

>>2761429
>>2761430
HHHHNNNNNGGGGG post more

>>2761444
more from this set please

>>2743788
Modern "art" isn't really art. It's actually just "undisciplined free expression" - basically just various forms of doodles and macaroni collages.
The reason so much of this utter garbage is prominent, expensive or promoted, is so wealthy people with their heads up their own asses can pretend to be superior to everybody else who doesn't "get" it.
Don't understand why a boulder they dragged in from the desert and dropped on a pedestal is a striking piece of art? Clearly you're too plebeian to grasp the nuances of true artwork.

Actual art represents a culmination of time, training, skill, observation, study, and effort. It's a discipline that can, in many ways, be objectively measured and categorized, and its influences traced back hundreds of years. Just as scientists stand on the shoulders of those who came before, so, too, do artists.

But of course, who gives a shit about the history and sanctity of art? Let's just do a color-by-numbers of Ramona Flowers and demand a king's ransom for it, instead. Effort? The fuck is that?

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>>2761899

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mary had an accident

>>2761946
she's got a case of the longbutts

>>2761933
>>2761940
keep posting

>>2761908
> But of course, who gives a shit about the history and sanctity of art?

If you actually knew anything about art history you wouldn't have spouted that pile of pseudo-intellectual kak.

>>2762205
What part of his "kak" triggered you, Richard?

bump for mew

>>2762113
this record was actually pretty good.

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>>2762113

That's the mew argument: sexy yet in good taste.

Superior waifu bumperino.

>>2764287
d'awww cute.

more Winstead please

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>tfw this thread's OP is the same OP of the MCU thread

shiggy diggy

>>2766160
so true haha XD

>>2750510

What is this from?

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>>2766160

Filthy, disgusting multi-waifu faggots.
Death to disloyal waifuists.
Death to MCU.

/hr/ civil war when?

>>2769469
>mcu
Mary would be disgusted if she knew Muslims wanted her to be their mommy and do filthy things to her

>>2769868
>and do filthy things to her
that's not what the MCU is about

it's very innocent

>>2770176
There's nothing innocent about autism.
MCU is equivalent to that 50 year old man who sexually identifies as a 4 year old girl.

>>2770179
>identifying really bad analogies
YEP, it's a really bad analogy

>>2770176
No. It's disgusting and you should be disgusted with yourself for defending a sickening cancerous thread

>tfw read today that Braindead is officially cancelled

>>2761933
Who's the asian dude?

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>>2772108

Dan "The Automator" Nakamura, the music half of Got A Girl.

>>2772109
>those legs
Muh semems

>>2742585
since when do people still say "zomg"

>>2772154
normalfags still think doge is clever
what do you think?

>>2771428
>imblgyn it wasnt just political drivel

>>2772160
Doge went mainstream? And it's still is?

>>2772417
I'm not implying it wasn't, I'm sad it's cancelled because MEW was in it.

>>2761940
>>2772109
>tfw Dan's role on stage is to ogle MEW while smoking a cigar

lucky bastard

>>2772160
Doge was never clever. It was Reddit-tier shit from day one.

>>2774716
There are no memes that aren't total shit.

>tfw she's still real

>>2774665
Teen MEW is a cute MEW.

>>2738065
I keep trying to read her lips in this, but I'm no good at it. All I'm getting is, "if you bring three condoms." What's this from?

>>2739922
:( my thoughts exact

>>2764287
>>2750510

where is this from?

>>2774716
All memes are Reddit-tier shit.

>>2743788
Patrick Nagel ants his style back.

>>2743788
I'd buy that for $470.

$4700? That's a tad bit too much.

>>2759362
>There is no way that took a month. Dude probably knocked it out in under a day.

I like how people who have never sold art always think making art takes a day.

Some 15 year old on Devaint Art making an anime drawing takes a day. Stop assuming every artist is exactly like that.

>>2781471
>not everything is equal whhaaaaa
>my occupation should be as important as everybody else's whaaaaaaahahaaa

t. delusional bleeder

i must have her big farts

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>>2781471

Hi Craig. Sorry your feelings got hurt by an anonymous content on the internet but your "fine art" contains next to no detail and is largely empty space. If it took you more than 24 hours to complete you need to learn to pick up the pace, muchacho.

>>2781471
But that painting *is* something that any half-competent artist would have made in less than a day. This isn't even a point worth debating - it's a nice piece, but it's also very simple. You can find more elaborate paintings done in real time over the course of a few hours by amateurs on YouTube. I don't know the artist, so maybe he's still a relative beginner who is stuck in the zone where he needs to constantly refine everything before it looks "good" ... but I'm not seeing the usual tell tale signs of this, so I'm extremely skeptical that it was a piece that had more than a few continuous hours put into it.

I'm not seeing anyone devaluing that piece. In fact, I think most of the anons who were saying how much they *would* be willing to pay were probably overvaluing it. But pricing art is always a tricky and subjective thing. Do we go the "it's worth whatever I can manage to see it for" route? Or do we go the "reasonable artist's hourly wage + cost of materials"? Both have their pros and cons ... but it's plainly clear that the artist has chosen the former rather than the later. Nobody believes that image represents $5k worth of time/effort/materials.

My personal opinion: especially for stylized *fanart* like this, it's a bit rich to be demanding huge swaths of money. This is the kind of thing that would probably be more appropriate to make cheapish poster prints of to sell for $10-20 at conventions. But that's just me.

>>2781674
>tfw you will never see what her nips look like

>>2784756
thats a bit lame that statment, your obviously not a ginocologist

Why does she have to be such a libtard? I get mixed feelings about her every time I look at her twitter.

>MAGA

>>2781875
>But thats just me.
English major but zero prospects

>>2784863
Oh yeah she's never going to sleep with you now, fuckwit, totally blew your chance there didn't you

>>2784868
>all the salt in this post
>implying he even said that he had a shot with her to begin with

>>2786823
>bump

>>2784868
>being jealous enough of your waifu to post this

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hmmm

>>2781674
so where the fuck is this set?
with its proper quality

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this is the most blatant nippleremoval ive ever seen
fuckin hell

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>>2787305
original

>>2787280
>dat leg
>dat chest hint
Nice to see Mew with out the mother bullshit

>>2764287
smooshed!