Winona Ryder

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Well obviously my name is not Winona Ryder, I just suck at posting.

>>2706837
What's with the tattoo?

>>2706837
UNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, such a babe.

>>2706852
looks old and bad. probably her mark of exile.

>>2706834
would crawl on muh hands on knees across the county line of Westchestertonfieldville to rest my head on those dirtypillows.

>>2707559
fap

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Finally

WINO FOREVER

I met her and her boyfriend Scott Mackinlay Hahn at a party last fall. They were both incredibly nice people.

inb4 "cool story bro"

>>2709416
Cool story bro.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

This bitch destroyed johnny Depp's marriage and she did it only for fun, because she dumped him shortly afterwards.

What a cunt.

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>>2709505
>Matt Duffer later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Ryder's performance as Joyce Byers, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but she would just keep going hotter and harder, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Joyce being such a germophobe that she forces every kid in the show to take a long, hot bath with her, individually, and makes sure every inch of them is spotless and clean, or the idea of a post-credits scene in which she roughly devirginizes Charlie Heaton and his character, Jonathan Byers. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Ryder's usage of multiple props to aid her performance that she brought herself, presumably from her own cave. 'She had this golden cigar case of condoms with a price tag still attached she loved to tote about,' Finn Wolfhard remembers, 'sometimes she would leave trails of them leading from my trailer to hers. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground she would flip me over tease my 'beautiful boyhole', as she called it.' Noah Schnapp also recalled her having 'Johnny Depp's Immortal Soul... we asked where she got it from, and she would only say that she 'was being targeted because she was a celebrity'. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, she would pin me to the ground, telling me to give her an excuse 'to sexually ruin me like she did all the girls who called her a 'faggot' in high school'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Ryder always had a dozen tabs of /tv/ open on her laptop, and some PAs caught her 'baneposting incessantly' in her trailer.

How can she get away with so much?

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>>2709622
What are you even talking about

>>2710805
d'awwwww :(

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>>2710810
>At one point, prosecutor Ann Rundle spoke angrily about references to the Klaas Foundation. Marc Klaas has supported Ryder, who donated a reward after his 12-year-old daughter was kidnapped from her Petaluma home and slain in 1993.

>"What's offensive to me is to trot out the body of a dead child," Rundle said. "I've heard this for over a year."

>Geragos objected loudly and Ryder rose partly from her seat, glaring. The judge admonished Rundle to stick to the shoplifting case.

>Outside court, Klaas said he was outraged by the reference to his daughter and praised Ryder for her benevolence.

>http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2002-12-07/news/0212070277_1_shoplifting-case-winona-ryder-psychological-counseling-programs

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>>2710814

Any pictures of her with her hair blowing?

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>>2709513
I still have this book...I also did a drawing of the cover

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>>2712225
>>2709515
I drew the back too

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>>2711025
I don't know if it's the hairstyle or the wind

>>2712889
It's the hairstyle, but thanks anyway. I like how her hair looks in the pic.

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>>2712891
Well there's this scene in Dracula where there's also some nice see through boob bouncing

>Summer-ish 1988
Saw her with her Mom (I guess) at a Zayre outside of Paramus, New Jersey.
I walk by her. I'd guess we are about the same age, me maybe a year or so older. She looked at me and smirked while she was browsing the chips and drink isle. I squinted and gave here a confused look. She promptly looked away. I weirded her out on purpose, I knew who she was. I just have some strange dislike for "famous people".

>>2712908
So you weirded out a hot and rich celebrity?

What kind of fagguette are you?

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>>2711231
>>2707646

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>>2713330
fyi this set was taken by photographer Joe Mcnally for Life magazine in 1994. Some of the papers she's looking over in >>2711231 are clippings related to the Polly Klass missing child case in Petaluma, Ca, around the time where she donated a ton of money in order to try and find a lost little girl (they never found her). Little Women was dedicated in her memory.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Polly_Klaas

Also, that was taken in Noni's actual bed.

<3

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>On December 12, 2001, Ryder was arrested on shoplifting charges in Beverly Hills, California. She was accused of stealing $5,500 worth of designer clothes and accessories at a Saks Fifth Avenue department store

Wow, what a bad girl. Do you think she was punished by the long hard rod of the law?

>>2706834
You can type "Ryder" all day long.

That doesn't change the fact that her actual last name is (((Horowitz))).

>>2712908
Look, I don't want to disparage your lifestyle choices anon, but this is a pretty fag post.

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Here are some Winona Ryder based videos I made/uploaded if anybody is interested:

Winona Ryder on Loneliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe7W_TggMD4
2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCJ1bDBlYig
Winona kills a Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fpvncgyosw
Grand Wizard Winona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hlyw2hq3ho
its not the little boys fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-43UJeUtw0

>>2712908
Maybe she was shoplifting.

>>2712908
Oh look, this post again.

>>2706834
Winona Ryder? Goin inside her.

>>2713924
Corky is my waifu

>>2706834

Kleptofu

mommy

is Stranger Things worth it just for 'noni? I dont like meme shows.

>>2719609
Meme show? What is a meme show?

>>2719609
I think so. I thought she was pretty good in that show

>>2719609
only reason I watched it

it was actually a decent show 8/10

>>2719264
She's 44, and her skin looks this fantastic!? Even with makeup, you can tell it's smooth. Would lick forever.

>>2713096
Don't reply to this spam. Samefag posts this on every celebrity thread.

>>2709672
Now, that is something I have to think about!

>>2712908
I think, that`s ok?

>>2719989
She is rich and she has no hard work to do!

>>2720054
BTW, I worked very hard for my whole life! You can see it in my face!

>>2719758
pandering to nostalgia fags is a meme

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>>2720099
Why does it have to be considered pandering? Its a show based in nostalgia but it isn't necessarily created to "pander" to anything.

>>2720099
The show picks up some themes from older movies, but it does it's own thing with them.

>>2720250
Because it's a market?

Nostalgiafags will be catered and pandered to more heavily because of the current political tensions. This is (((their)))way of soothing the baby that is crying for no reason.

>>2720320
kill yourself

Wow, there is like... 3 uniquely different kinds of stupidity in this thread

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>>2720320
Okey doke then.

Here's some brand spankin new Noni to end this digression.

>>2709622
That literally couldn't be more wrong of what actually happened...

>>2722910
>>2722833
>>2722829
My fucking dick. She's perfect at 44.

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For people who care about print media, Noni is in New York Magazine, Nylon magazine, Porter Magazine, Edit magazine and Harpers in Germany this month.

>>2709622
fuck depp, do you see that pirate movie shit he does, fuck him

>>2720320
>>2720250
>>2720099

have you actually watched it?
on surface it looks like a meme show but it turn out to be quite well made and well... cute as fuck
cliches and nostalgia is a given in a show about the 80's. stop trying so hard to hate everything

>>2709622
gr8 b8 m8

Keep em coming. This is the longest Winona thread I've seen on /hr/ and it warms me up to know others think alike.

She's quickly becoming the next susan sarandon

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>>2724946
Nice! Is that from a photoshoot?

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>>2726406
Taken by a photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth in 1994 along with a few others.

>>2728010
Holy shit. She has such nice tits.

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>>2728172
Yeah definitely.

I am hungry.

HUNGRY FOR JEWBS

Winona Ryder

Beauty - 5/5
Cuteness - 4/5
Sexiness - 4/5

>>2729722
youre opinions are fucked

>>2729722
Winona Ryder

Sleight of Hand 4/5
Evade Detection 2/5
/ss/ 5/5

>>2730845
Fuckyou too

>>2732776
My heart :3

>>2713354
maybe she shared a cell with a big black guy

>>2709622
I just saw this in the Katy Perry thread. Thank fuck idc.

>>2735178
Winona looking all dom, Portman holding "Lolita"
Splooosh

top tier GILF

>>2741158
The things I'd do to her man. I think she's my only true 10/10. I've loved her forever.

>>2741188
>The things I'd do to her
Strange things ?

She's tasty, but she had an affair with Courtney Love :/

>>2741438
>>2741438
I think any claim of an affair might be over exaggerated. Initially Noni was friends with her and Kurt, but then Kurt MYSTERIOUSLY WITHOUT ANY RELATION TO COURTNEY OF COURSE died and that cunt liked to parade around with Noni for the publicity because she's a succubus. They probably had some fun together in the late 90s-early 00s because when the shoplifting trial happened, it was revealed that the same quack doctor who over prescribed pills to Noni also was Love's doctor. In an interview a few years ago, Love blamed her opiate addiction on Winona, because she's a terrible person. Oh well, it looks like they had fun together. Unfortunatley I couldn't find and hi res pics of this but other ones do exist.

Courtney has a famous quote that is pretty good though, "You`re no one in the rock industry unless you`ve feuded with me or slept with Winona Ryder."

Spock's mom

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9/8/16

>>2743597
>"heheheh soon, goyim. Soon."

>>2746296
Would still wife her

>>2746297
I swear MBB is the reincarnation of Nona. She'll be eternal. O

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>>2749196
She's like the daughter Noni never had...

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>>2749544
Muh dick.

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>>2749940

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>>2749960

>>2749961
>>2749960
>>2749940
She's got a nice frame. Those jewbs.

>>2749544
She gonna steal that kid?

((le friendly merchant class actress)

>>2710842

she's aged so well it's hard to call it aging.

Does Winona Ryder accept everyone to follow her Instagram? Or is it a secret club?

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>>2752824
She doesn't have any social media accounts.

She is a dinosaur when it comes to technology, she barely uses the internet and in a Nylon Magazine interview last month admits she still listens to her cassette tapes. (*heart explodes*)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WezEc5Uhi_w

>>2752897

>no social media
>way behind on technology
>still listens to tapes
>ages like a vampire

>she will never be my gf

JUST

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>>2754159
the feels are real anon.

>>2754233
>>2754159

cringe

>>2754257
you're basically on www.cringe.com you know that right

hey, literallymike

are you here

>>2754159

>ages like a vampire

She looks her age if not older, virgin.

>>2756579
When was the last time you saw a real life 45 year old woman?

>>2756634
Today, everyday. They're not rare.

>>2756705
They don't all look this good. Taste in women is one thing, but its obvious some have aged better than others.

>>2756579
>>2756634

My room mate a 56 year old woman who is a full blown crypt keeper. Nony will still look 38 at most by that age.

>she makes about 50k a year and "doesn't know where it goes" as she smokes and drinks 14 Miller Lites a day
>tfw I only pay $450 to stay in this nice room in a nice house like we agreed
>tfw she's kicking me out to bring in her friend who just inherited a small fortune from her dead bf and is willing to pay more than me AND split utilities AND get cable which I refused to do because cable is fucking redundant now
>tfw next cheapest place is $900 a month

jfmsu

>>2752824
>>2752897
excerpt from recent interview:
>What Ryder doesn’t have in common with her millennial cohorts is the pressure to perform on social media. She doesn’t have a single account, but that doesn’t mean she judges those who do. “I know it can be a fantastic tool,” she says, “but do you have to have all the crazy people? Is there a way to just…?” She trails off.

>>2756827
This is why (((THE UN))) has control of the internet.

>>2706834

>44 years old and no children

>>2758415
what's your point? not everyone wants kids.

>>2758467
It's basically the plot to Idiocracy. Educated people would rather not, while trailer park denizens are breeding like rabbits.

>too young to date teen winona
>too much of a nobody for her to be your new mommy

just gonna KILL MYSLEF

>>2758474
No they're smoking meth. Niggers are pushing nigglets out hourly

>>2758540

>'Nony will never hold you close and press your face into her boobs at night to stay warm during the Winter months while you whisper to each other until you both fall asleep

why live?

>>2759112
THEY ARE LIL MIRACLES

All I want for christmass is a nice jewish girl

>>2760245
white trash is the niggerest

>>2760245
Miracles of what? Spreading diseases and aids at a high rate?

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>>2759162
>While laying in bed, you are almost asleep and then are wide awake with the unfortunate realization that you are parched something fierce.
>With hesitation she unveils both her breasts and starts revving them up.
>You cant hide your excitement one bit and promptly plant your meat right between them.
>She continues to massage herself while you are piercing her cleavage at an alarming rate.
>As she feels your force rising, she relaxes her mandible and presents a most inviting tongue.
>"Looks like I'm not the only with a thirst to quench!" You say as she forces the congratulatory shot down her gullet.
>You exhale with only a moment of relief before the dehydration makes you dizzy to the point of faintness.
You are now awake, faggot.

>What'd you dream about, hun?

>>2761198
damn.

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>>2760614
Fuckin saved

>>2761463
>that lil Ricci
C U T E !!

>>2762846
Johnny was such a lucky man in her prime god fucking damn. Look at that beautiful chest.

>>2763739
Yeah. Fuck him.

I hope this thread never dies. Sorry I don't have any hi res images. ;_;

>>2706834
>suddenly has an interest in Winona Ryder because of Stranger Things
pleb detected

>>2768494
>pleb detected

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>>2768494
...apologies as shit thread already bumped up... enjoy a kittens for sale image instead

>>2768566
>>>/b/708218576

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>>2768570
sadly some celebrity fuck android is now posting on /b/ "Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."

>>2768570
>>2768575
wut

>>2767643
That perfect look of crazy :3

>>2756579
sick burn bro, sick fuckin burn

>>2756787
Common law marry her, then take her house and half her assets.

>>2758415
She's jewish, so I'm okay with that.

>>2767300
Nothing lasts forever.

>>2758415
I can fix that!

>>2771712

I bet Mel fucked her

>>2771835
she is a big time slut...she fucked everyone in hollywood

>>2771712
That is actually pretty funny. I am sure there are plenty of insults to throw back at Aussies and we can all laugh right?

>>2771712
It's always the Jews coming after poor Mel.
If I'd been hounded by pennysniffers all my life, I might've snapped like he did. A man can only take so much abuse.

>>2771835
Of course Mel fucked her. Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.

>>2772117
dude what are you even talking about...

>>2772089
yeah probably tough being a goy in hollywood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgt2J54iZOQ

>>2772197
>awkward snare at anon who doesnt into references

>>2771712

She forgot to mention that she asked him to call her that while he fucked the shit out of her.

>>2772117
>>2772370
>>2772436
You're tryna say Mel Gibson and Gary Cole fucked Winona Ryder when she was 14. That's not a reference that's a bit farfetched.

>>2772117
Who is Lumbergh?

>>2772594
Watch Office Space

>>2772641
That was with Jennifer Anniston not Winona.

>>2772458
>farfetched
This, she wouldn't have been over 10

I Wanna Ryder

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>>2706834

>>2774411
This is my new fetish.

bamp for mommy

Bumping too. I ran of hi res.