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Mommy Cinematic Universe #11

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Mommy Cinematic Universe #11 - Aunties Edition

>Jessica Chastain - loving mommy who misses daddy that passed away dearly (who you look at a lot like)

>Antje Traue - mommy's uptight little sister who looks after you when she's out with friends. She's also quite stringent when it comes to your physical health

>Bryce Dallas Howard - supportive auntie who will help you and mommy in any way

>Christina Hendricks - friendly neighbour who invites you over for cookies when her abusive husband is away

>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind

>Jessica Biel - two-faced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone

>Sofía Vergara - mommy's spicy best friend that you often spend time and play games with

>Kate Beckinsale - mommy's work rival/frenemy that is invited over to discuss business some late nights on occasion

>Eva Green - mommy's and aunties strange cousin that inherits grandpapas house in town and meets you for the first time at his funeral and is very fond of you

>Marion Cotillard - your special tutor mommy hires to help you through school

>Charlize Theron - the reserved psychiatrist you're taken to due to your constant sexual abuse

>Evangeline Lilly - tomboy-ish and bubbly PE teacher who is especially involved with you on swim day. she's also teaches sunday school and frequently asks you to stay behind for a bit longer to talk about the word of god

>Amy Adams - quiet but funny librarian who always encourages you to spend time there with her so she can show you new books

>Gemma Arterton - mommy's other neighbour who often watches you after school when mommy isn't home. she runs a bakery and is always inviting you to try her goods
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>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you

>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill

>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

>Hayley Atwell - Mommy's British friend from her college days, she moved back to England but visits semi regularly after getting divorced and is especially clingy, loves to cuddle you, knowing that you get close to her.

>Rosamund Pike - Your kindhearted and understanding Principal, who knows it's been difficult for you due to your home situation. Likes to have talks with you regularly to see how you're getting on in school and at home, but can't help but tease you when you're alone in her office.

>Emilia Clarke - Late daddy's youngest sister— frequently travels internationally for work, and has only seen you a handful of times. Insists on cuddling with you whenever she can, as she wants to make sure she makes up for lost time.

>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

>Rachel Weisz - Mummy's friend from the neighbourhood book club, who regularly suggests erotic novels aimed at older married women only to the dismay of the other members. She's flirty with you whenever there is a meeting at your house, and she leaves suggestive, sometimes erotic notes under your matress.
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>Elizabeth Banks - Mommy's wild old college roommate who she used to party very hard with, but is now single and lonely. She's coy and very fond of you.

>Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who lets you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection because you remind her of her own late son

>Rhea Seehorn - The lawyer you were appointed to oversee your potential abuse case. She has a keen interest in you and visits you at home sometimes to protect you when mommy is out

>Annie Clark - Auntie Antje's friend, and guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills— prefers to teach you in her studio apartment alone. She loves to teach you by being hands on and putting her hands on yours.

>Amy Ryan - Your dorky HR rep at school who counsels you when you feel alone. She uses a variety of toys found in her office to try and entertain you and make you feel better. She is always hugging you to cheer you up.

>Linda Cardellini - Mommy's best friend from her high school days. She was nerdy and geeky when growing up, so she's making up for her lack of boyfriends now and constantly jokes about you being the age that she missed out on. She hits on you all the time.

>Naomi Watts - Your best friend's Mommy who has known you since you were born. She has gotten closer and closer to you over the years as her own child grows distant from her. Her physical affection growing ever more intimate as she grows fonder of your attention.
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previous thread here >>2688246

Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe

Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8


don't forget that you can post high res .webm/s

keep bullying to the minimum/
feel free to participate in the writing.
expanding on the existing works is gud


WRITEFAGGERY IS ENCOURAGED TO THE UTMOST


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>Dakota Johnson - Kate Beckinsale's mousy, somewhat unkempt looking personal assistant. Is timid when Kate is around and gets bossed around a lot, although she tolerates it because she admires her. Smiles when you're around and occasionally kisses you on the cheek when no one else is looking.
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just stumbled across all of this. wtf is it? would somebody mind explaining this to me?

>also is there a Coping With Not Having A Monther 3?
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>>2705636
milf celebs. everything else is just autism
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This is weird. Why do you do this to yourselves?
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>>2705716

We love our mommies, tugs and hugs, plenty of milky.

Someone please do January Jones :3
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>>2705716
They have mommy issues/possible autism.
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Please do a Coping with a Moth story, where a young man is forced to spoon with a giant moth.
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>>2705788

Forgive me I was drunk at work

Heres a random mommy I like, incredibly beautiful, could stare at for hours.
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Oh dear, that Emilia Clarke story..... HEAVEN
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>>2705630
ANON
WANT
MILKYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2705630
Annie Clark story pt2 when?
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did you know that Redheads Don't Go Grey As Early Because Gingers Are Unstoppable
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>>2707130
>it's not the feminism
It's fun to pretend
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>>2706881
Lowkey I almost forgot about that super comforting story.
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>>2705630
>>2707132
Well what are we waiting for make a pt 2 finally
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Natalia Poklonskaya

> Your late father's secretary who you often saw when you visited dad at work, even after the death of your father, she does come to see you, albeit rarely.

> Unknown to you and mommy, she was your father's mistress and secretly wants you all to herself, and is willing to do anything to have you.
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>>2707810
Holy shit, yes.
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>YAAAAAAASSSSS post more pictures mommy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIB9lckjY43/
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>>2707810

what a backstory, hell yes
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>>2708086
>>2708471


Cheers, I was thinking of this story for Lena Headey, but it suited Natalia a bit more
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>>2707810
>secretary

She's a fucking attorney general, show some fucking deference.
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>>2708389
>that guy keeps calling her mommy

in a way i feel disgusted by his autism, but i also want her to reply to him just to see what she says
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>>2708997
>implying she will EVER
Not seeing it.
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You, you all deserve something worse than hell.
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>>2709073
no denying that
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>>2705996
Can I get a link?
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>>2708998
She would be disgusted. She is a woman not a disgusting mother
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so is she coming back to reprise her role as Faora?
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OP here

i'd just like to brag that I was the one that rolled "Christopher Poole" here on /tv/ a while back

anybody have a screencap/archive of the thread?
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>>2709103
link of my 15 minutes of fame tbk

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67747966/#q67749639

that's right. your OP is an Antjefag through and through
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>>2710108
>>2710109
>>2710110
I was so happy when she died in Dexter
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BIVGDm0jjBr

>Mommy mommy mommy mommy
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>>2710746


She is watching this thread and will be your mommy soon
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>>2709075
Nice Biel
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>>2709076
To what?
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>Amy Adams - quiet but funny librarian who always encourages you to spend time there with her so she can show you new books
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Mommy
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>>2711461
pants
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>>2711631
why were her pants wet?
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>>2711635
Well after years of sexual perversion, her sounding fetish has taken a toll on her bladder control. She doesn't mind if you don't.
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>>2711611
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>>2710108
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Will?
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WILL?!
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>>2713145
Taking an image and making it bigger isn't "High Resolution".

That shit's got more artifacts than a Mayan temple.
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>>2713335
I found it like that on google images
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"I know I'm your teacher and everything but how about we go on some random trip to the museum alone while your best friend drowns in a river"

why isn't Zoey part of the Mommy Cinematic Universe?
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>>2713357
>Zooey
My nigga.
And she's already a MILF, btw.
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>>2713341
so don't post it
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>>2713429
no u
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>>2713430
whats winona's mommy background story?
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>>2713740
WILL?
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mommy
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>Amy Ryan will never cheer me up and hold me close

;--;
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>>2713998
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>>2705630
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>>2714011

I just want her as my mommy is that so much to ask
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>>2714007
more of Winona pls
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webm incoming

anybody know who this is?
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>>2714708
wait no. I remember

it's Demi Moore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl8pK7x24w
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can someone pls expand upon Chastain's story?
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>>2710113
Rita is LITERALLY the greatest tv wife of all time; you need to get your head sorted out.
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>>2714733
>$20+ to shit ur brains out
>spinach AND kale
I shake my head at this
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Does anyone have Eva Green stories?
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any ideas for Gal Gadot?

auntie Antje's domineering workplace rival?
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>>2714708
Demi Moore on Philip Tanzini 15th birthday
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can someone pls make a family tree
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>>2714924
I mean

seriously
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>>2705630
Still waiting on pt2 on that Annie story desu
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Vera
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>>2714186
her hips never cease to amaze me
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>>2715589
Thats a very descriptive file name, you autistic faggot bitch
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>>2715623
why the hostility, friendo?
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>>2714956
Yeah what is taking so long
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>>2714939
wowww that's the best I've ever seen her as Wonderwoman
anyone who says Gal Gadot isn't hot has no idea what taste in women is.
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>>2714186
Holy shit. We need ass shots of her in this skirt.
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>>2715623
Having a rough day?
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>>2714924
>auntie Antje's domineering workplace rival?

More like Auntie Antje's spooky skeleton Halloween decoration.
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>this is my wonderful son!
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Degenerates
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>you will never rub mommy chastain's tired feet and get tugged
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>>2715915
momcest is the most patrician of all fetishes
>>2715917
foot fetishism not so much
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>>2715918
I thought we were on the same team, bro :(
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>>2715925
just kidding
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that
fuckin
ass
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>>2715939
I really wish I could, senpai
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>>2715937
christ, that doesn't look comfortable
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>>2715939
What ass?
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>>2715952
that's why they need to be rubbed
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>I don't care that Antje is unknown in Hollywood or America. Every role she's had in Hollywood was a dark female sexy badass villain. I would rather her get meaningful serious character-driven leading roles in Germany and become a star there (which she is becoming) instead of that cliche blockbuster villain role Hollywood only offers her. Besides Germany/Europe is her home country and she's a much better actor and more comfortable acting in German.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIlABWdDRTJ/

are antjefags this delusional?
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I think it's time to rewrite Winona's story
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>>2716060
MOSHI MOSHI

OKAASAN DESU
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>>2716264
Herro, preese?
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>>2714013
>>2716060
>Winona Ryder - After the disappearance of her own son, Aunt Noni kidnaps you and takes you to her cabin in the woods, where she uses you as both a surrogate son and a sex toy.

After a few months of desperate searching, your real mommy gives up all hope of ever finding you and consoles herself with being HOPPED by Based Detective David Harbour.

After three months of living with Aunt Noni, who doesn't work and has all her groceries delivered, you have been reduced to little more than meat. A helplessly addicted, slobbering thing, whose only purpose in life is to satisfy Aunt Noni and eventually be thrown away when you get too old.

By that point your mommy has also replaced you with a new son, who Aunt Noni has just got back from stealing his clothes.

I bet you also think you were the first, huh?
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>This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring almost passed out doing press for her new film. She is eating once every couple of days in order to slim down even though she doesn’t need to lose weight at all. Bryce Dallas Howard "Pete's Dragon


AUNTIE NO
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>>2717151
>bryce might destroy this masterpiece of a body
troubling times mcu
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Did someone say Winona?
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Does anybody know where I can buy breastmilk? Lurking this thread and drinking normal milk just isn't cutting it anymore.
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>>2717202
just warm up some whole milk and drink it through a baby bottle
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>>2717204
Thats actually pretty genius. Any recommendations for the bottle? I should probably get one that's as close to a real nipple as possible, right?
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>>2717205
I don't know man

I just threw it in there
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I love this thread
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>>2717207
*the idea in there
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>>2717202
ask /fit/
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>>2717200

She's so insane/cute now
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>>2717151
>>2717175

I don't think there's any chance of that, I've seen her recently and she's getting close to that size she was before she lost all the weight.

I love how she currently looks, but it's a slippery slope, she's getting to a bad stage.
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remember when Dakota Johnson was in the list
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>>2705645
>milf celebs. everything else is just autism

Is this accurate?
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And where does Kylie Minogue fit into this?
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>>2716927
>"come here sweetie"
>"uh ok"
>proceeds to hug and kiss you softly
>singing a lullaby to you while she strokes your hair
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>>2717507

I was thinking a pop star who decides to adopt you as a pet
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>>2707810
Don't talk about Natalia Poklonskaya like that you degenerates.
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>>2716927
Boi I sure do wish I could have an update on that Annie story
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SO THICC
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>>2717891
WHEN DID BRYCE GET SO THICC
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Please never stop posting Brycey
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>>2718005
Jesus christ she's like "Do you guys wanna see my ass too? Here."
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>>2718047
If you've got it flaunt it
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>>2717993
>>2717995
>sweatshirt and jeans
>heels

Come on, this isn't a little silly?
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>>2718073
are we turning into /fa/ now? lol
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who is the mommy that has you rub her feet after she gets home from a hard day of work and only gently ribs you when you get a boner?

maybe gives you a little pat on the face with them while she giggles?
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>>2705630
why are hot red haired women called 'mommies'?
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if youre gonna keep posting the hamplanet, make a separate thread so I can hide it. Thanks.
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>>2717747
That works for me
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>>2717731
Please there be more to it
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why isn't Zooey Deschanel + her sister part of the Mommy Cinematic Universe?
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>found footage after hanging out and playing in auntie Antje's attic
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>>2717731
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>>2715893
holy shit, murph is hot as fuck
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>>2705630
I want a celeb mommy that makes me watch her fuck black studs
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>>2719869
Kill yourself.
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>>2719869
I'm right with you there anon, I would love that as well
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>>2720227
You're also samefagging.
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>>2718619
You didn't answer this guy's question OP
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>>2718619
We are waiting
>>2705630
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>>2718612
Why is she acting all "Bane?" in the first half of that video?
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>Oh Anon!

> There's nothing to be embarassed about silly! I'm only in the bath!

> There's still plenty of room if you'd like to join me?
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THIIIIICCCCCC
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>>2721329
Those heels must be at critical fat.
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>>2721329
>>2721331
>>2721334
>>2721337
she is getting bigger!
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look at this smug little bastard
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Hey guys, I swear I'm not the OP but I have taken it upon myself to write my version of the second part of the Annie story. I know everyone's been wondering where OP went and what not, and maybe he just had writer's block. And that's ok, because I didn't, as I wrote based on the an idea I originally gave to him some time ago. You'll notice our writing styles are not the same, and my story is extremely extensive compared to his, but I couldn't focus too much on extreme details of the littlest things, but I was able to focus on pacing and a comfy atmosphere. Reminder that I'm not trying to replace him in any way, I'm just heeding his suggestion that writing is strongly encouraged here. He can create his own version of part two or even perhaps create part 3, I don't know. So here it is:
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>>2722120
>After a couple of blissful moments of consoling and making you feel better, Annie noticed the small smile that had appeared upon your face. She then made her way back to her station at the kitchen to finish the salad she was preparing before you arrived. You and Annie enjoy the delightfully tasteful and hearty salad in a comfortable silence while Annie was occasionally looking up at you, giving you quip smiles as she notices how much you're enjoying her food. After a few minutes, the silence that was accompanied by endless crunching sounds was broken.

>"How have you been dear? I'm sorry you had to walk outside in this cold, it's just been unrelenting hasn't it?" she said in her soft and angelic voice that always puts you at ease. The type of voice that generates a feeling of warmth and comfort. You cleared your throat to tell her you have been fine and that school has gotten a little hectic, but you're managing. You also reassure her that even though the unforgiving winter wind was making your face feel a little numb, it was worth enduring to see her.

>Annie lit up like a Christmas tree at your comment and she blushed slightly. "Oh you're such a sweetheart!" She exclaimed, almost embarrassed by the praise she had just received. "You're going to make a great boyfriend someday, I just know it. Girls your age don't know about guys like you", Annie earnestly said as she place her soft, pale hand on yours, gently caressing it. After you giving another one of her infamously beautiful smiles, Annie removed her hand off yours and proclaimed, "Hey, so let's get to playing your guitar again shall we?" Annie then proceeded to clean her dining table while you went to go set up the amp and pedal board.
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>>2722121
>An hour and a half passed when Annie was done teaching you a few guitar techniques, consisting mostly of basic chord progression. She sweetly complimented on your progress as a player. You could only reply by blushing and thanking her for being so talented in the first place. "Oh my god stop! You are just too much!" Annie said as she very playfully pushed you a little. It wasn't long until Annie looked outside her huge windows in her studio apartment and saw how dark it had become, and that the snow storm was only getting worse. She dawned a face of worry and thought of you. Annie suddenly motioned towards you and blurted out, "Hey um, I don't want you walking home tonight."

>She realized that she may have sounded crazy when she saw your face of utter confusion. "I'm sorry, it's just...I'm not letting you go out in that...blizzard! I mean, look at it!" She frantically motioned towards her windows, flailing her hands out, trying to convince you to stay. You realized that you didn't want to venture into that cold hell again, and would love nothing more than to stay the night with the musical angel herself.

>You texted your mother the situation about why you weren't coming home tonight and she was more than relieved that Annie was taking care such good care of you. Thank God it was Friday, so then school wasn't something to worry about. When the logistics were covered, you and Annie proceeded to spend the night away doing one of her favorite things: sitting around her hi-fi speaker system and listening to some records. She went through a plethora of material that she said that she recently was getting into and thought you might enjoy as well. Over the course of 4 hours or so, you two enjoyed the sonic textures and gorgeous melodies of The National, Talking Heads, Sigur Rós, and Portishead.
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>>2722123
>After the last record had finished its run, Annie primly made her way to her setup and diligently put away her vinyl records. When she was done, she looked up at you and said, "We should probably get to bed, dear. I don't like staying up late, it's not a good habit for me." You couldn't say no to her innocent, gentle face, so you agreed with her. About 10 minutes or so passed when you two changed into sleep clothes and got ready for bed. Since you didn't anticipate staying with the curly-haired beauty, you put on one of her pairs of sweatpants, which surprisingly fitted fine. You borrowed a plain white tee from her as well. Annie was dressed in some loose short shorts and a crop top showing off her creamy white skin and slim figure.

>It was right before Annie was going to turn off all the lights and you proceeding to the couch that she stopped herself, and hung her head a little low and said in a slightly embarrassed voice, "Hey um...I get cold really easily at night. Especially on nights like this. The cold sometimes creeps through ceiling or something ever so slightly, and I just freeze forever until I finally doze off, despite how much I pay for this damn place. I was wondering if um...you could come sleep with me. I think it would help me sleep better or something. I don't know, what do you say?"
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>>2722124
>You instantly agreed to Annie's plight as you couldn't bear to see the musical sweetheart suffering, even though you couldn't tell what she was really getting at. After you two made your way to her bed she turned off all of the lights. The only thing illuminating the bedroom part of her studio apartment, were the glimmers of street lights from outside, peering through the window. You and Annie wiggle your way onto her insanely comfortable bed while she cutely puts her large comforter over both of you. She asks you after a few seconds of laying in the dark next to you, "Hey is it okay if I play some relaxing music? It really helps lull me to sleep. And I think you would like it as well."

>Just a couple of inches away from the adorable musician, you say that it's fine. Annie gleefully gets up a little and grabs her iPhone. Having the Blu-tooth already connected to her Bose sound bar that rests on a shelf over her bed, she flipped through her phone for a second and put Beach House on shuffle. She then laid back down next to you while the ethereal and dreamy song began to play in the background.
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>>2722125
https://youtu.be/ILIJ4uwG3fY?list=RDILIJ4uwG3fY

>You and Annie don't exchange anymore words as you both try to fall asleep. You were facing each other but all eyes were closed. It wasn't too long until Annie began to shiver a little. You heard her breath shaking ever so slightly as she tried to hold herself to keep warm. It was as this moment that you moved closer to her and put your arm around her and pulled her into your embrace. You and Annie's faces were just an inch or two away from each other when she whispered sweetly to you, "Thank you."

>Annie then felt comfortable enough to put her arm around you and fully embraced the moment of intimacy between you two. It was about a minute into this perfect moment of close proximity that Annie also put her soft leg over yours. She weighed so little you thought nothing of it. Eventually, you heard her softly snoring, notifying you that she had finally fallen asleep. You couldn't help yourself but love the position you were in. You then reached in a little to give her a kiss on the cheek. You retreated back into your pillow next to her and felt the heaviness of you eyes bestow upon you. The floaty and beautiful textures of Beach House's music eventually put you at ease enough to make you ready to slip away next to the musical goddess as you held each other close. The dim glow from the street lights served as the city's night light while the freezing winter night raged on. You couldn't imagine wanting to be anywhere else in the world right now.
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>>2722120
>>2722121
>>2722123
>>2722124
>>2722125
>>2722126
reads like shit
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>>2722129
I don't know what I was thinking by connecting them through replies. But they're in chronological order. They're physically stacked. With the first block of text at the top being the first part, while the second block of text right below it is the second part, etc.
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>>2722120
>>2722124
>>2722121
>>2722123
>>2722125
>>2722126
This is absolutely lovely. Great job anon. Maybe do more if you have more in you ;)
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>wasting your time on a shit tier character
>not letting anon stew in the absence of part 2
>not letting them find their own story and post it so we can call it shit
someone post some tuglife memories to cleanse my pallet of this shit, plz
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>>2722158
Thank you so much. I worked hard on this and I'm glad at least one other person like it!
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>>2722202
>OK KID.jpg
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>>2721896
That son of a bitch
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>>2722120
>>2722121
>>2722123
>>2722124
>>2722125
>>2722126

OP here

you're so fucking dead.

[spoiler] imma take some liberties from your writing if you don't mind ;;
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>>2722378
I'm sorry man! I just couldn't help myself! Do you at least like it???
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>>2722395
OP here

it's just so fucking lovely
I'm gonna rewrite it with my own style if you don't mind.
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>>2722407
Sure go right ahead my man. I would love to see your interpretation; to see what you focus on or what you might add. I'm so glad you liked it. Hopefully the song I chose was comfy enough for the occasion lol
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>>2722414
I love your version 2bh

I'm switching the summer setting to a winter one. such a cool (heh) change. gives the excuse for the protag to say

might reference Antje in the story as well
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>>2722419
Thank you so much! And I can't wait for yours then!

Also, I adore your high res Annie pics. They seem so rare to me since /mu/ (where I spend most of my time here on 4chan) keeps recycling the same pictures of Annie over and over again.
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>>2722378
>>2722407
>>2722419
Can't wait to see it
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OP here

I'm nearly done. I'm connecting the first part to the revised second
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OP here

how do you guys feel over the personality of Antje?

apart from being a hardass, what else should she be?
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>>2722561
eh I'm not sure since I'm not really interested in Ante as a Character in this story
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>>2722581
Antje*
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>>2722550
That's pretty dope dude
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>>2722561
Strict but tender.
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>>2722652
More of these, please!
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>>2722653
buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/the-unignorable-bryce-dallas-howard
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>>2719869
>>2720227
fuckin cucks
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>>2722120
>be me
>always have 4chan on a really dark night mode for night time of course
>read this story
>made me feel sleepy as fuck

Amazing job anon. Can't wait for OP's version.
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>>2722120
God why do words like Sweetheart or some other words of that nature in this story give me the butterflies in my stomach when they don't usually
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>>2722698
Because it works well in the context. Also because Annie saying to you would honestly be the best haha
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>>2722873
Yeah it would kek
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>>2722674
Yes... cause that's the most degenerate thing in this thread
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>>2722679
OP should have it out soon
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>>2721329
when did everything go so T H I C C ?
jesus christ, muh dick!
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>>2717993
>>2717995
>those fucking legs
damn...
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I love auntie guys
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>>2723886
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If only I could put the preview for OP's pt2 but no it's not hi res
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>Annie is 33
>Cara is 24

so, is Annie a paedo?
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>>2723900
No
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>>2723900
"Hey babe, look. Another one of those fuckboys following us and taking pictures."

'Oh sweetie stop, it's their stupid job. Besides you're a model. You get your picture taken all the time."

"Not when we're on our way to buy a shit ton of coke; hell no I don't want my picture taken."

"Oh calm down, it's not like we ever get in trouble for anything anyways. People worship us."

"True. Come on, let's go. Jack said he doesn't like waiting around too long."
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>>2723913
I feel weird reading this
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>>2723913
This can't be what goes down. Annie and Cara are innocent. Right?...RIGHT?!
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>>2723919
Like really uncomfortable :(
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>>2723913
This makes me so sad. I hope they're not actually like this :/
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>>2723913
"Hey look Cara some poster on this site called 4chan made shit up about our own daily conversation"

"Lemme see... I mean we aren't awfully nice but we don't look down on our fans like that right"

"Yeah I don't see myself as a queen that my fans should worship but I still love them dearly even if a lot of them are creepy towards me. Oh and I see this little story that one of my fans made

>one reading session later

"I mean it's kinda creepy but kinda sweet someone made this I guess"
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>>2723913
>>2723932
stop it you two
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>>2723932
Yeah, isn't Cara actually super nice to her fans?
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>>2723936
From what I've heard yes
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>>2723932
Oh god. I hope that Annie never, ever sees the stories we write her in. I would be so embarrassed if she found out, I would just die
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>>2724022
I'll tell you this it won't be the same reaction as when she saw her actor album ejaculated by some dumb fuck
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>>2722126
Would've love if this track was played https://youtu.be/U7lLfYBGRaA
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>>2724028
This or something from Grouper would have worked just as well. Dream pop and ambient are just great to sleep to
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>>2718339

YOU JUST KNOW
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>>2724022
"Oh anon don't be silly. It's nothing disturbing. You just want some care from girls like me in this kind of situation is that right?"
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This place is weird.
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>>2724180
That wonderful side-boob. The fold below her tit.
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>>2724569
Yep
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>>2724566
I really do, sigh*
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>>2724655
Same
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Any updates on the story OP?
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OP here

somebody rewrite Winona's story

Stranger Things changed things
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>>2724730
Are you almost finished with your version of pt2 OP?
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AUNTIE HAS GONE TOO FAR
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>>2724730
looks like she transitioned into one of the Frog brothers
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>>2724816
>>2724817
>>2724818
>>2724819
>>2724820
muh dick
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>>2724817
>>2724816
>so "T H I C C" they have to lay out traffic cones
we now know the REAL reason CA's road are sooo bad
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>>2722978
It is.

kys
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>>2722120
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1471291934877.jpg for some reason I always think the kid that gets lucky in this story is Britt Walford from Slint because he looks like me
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>>2724887
Honestly you know my ass would be going slow as hell, holding up traffic to catch a good look at that T H I C C ness lmao
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some behind shots
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?
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>>2725153
DRINK BLEACH
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>>2725157

>32 years old
>1 son
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>>2725158
>is a filthy degenerate bitchwhore cuntface
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>>2724569
Yeah, this is one of the most retarded shit on 4chan. I'm sorry you see this, newfag.
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>>2725105
>>2724816
I want to feed Aunt Bryce cheesecake and ice cream.
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>>2725226
hey faggot dont steal my phrases from the dakota thread. ill wreck you
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>>2725157
>>2725158
>>2725226
>even the slightest implication that you wouldn't
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>>2725331
>implication=/=fact
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>>2725105
>some behind shots

Double entendre?
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can we add aunt amy to this?
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>>2707810

while the backstory is amazing, I feel someone else would work better
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>He says it was a terrible audition, as he had a sore throat, but he remembers being struck by the actress. "Your eyes just go to her," he says. "She is the sort of woman who even if she tried to remain in the background she couldn't. She was just wearing an overcoat, but she still stood out. It's a serene beauty she has."
>Having landed the part, he quickly developed a rapport with Blanchett, who he says mothered him on set. "We looked after each other. She was missing her two sons, so I was aware of that, and she was protective of me in that motherly way. She was always asking if I was okay, and she got on really well with my mum and dad.

>tfw no cate mommy
>tfw instead you got an alcoholic mother who said you shouldn't have been born

AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
AND I FIND IT KIND OF SAD
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>>2725612

Thanks Anon.

Yeah, I wrote it in as Natalia's story because another Anon requested her, this story was one I was going to use for Lena Headey, or this story could be used for someone younger.
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>>2724818
>>2724819
She's looking better and better lately. Any more pics from other sets where you can see her forearm hair?
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>Annie is 33
>Cara is 24

so is Annie a paedo?
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>>2725777
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>>2725783
"Oh, anon. come with me and Cara in our car. we will help you find your way home"
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>>2724816
>>2724817
>>2724818
>>2724819
>>2724820
I bet auntie bryce would give the best hugs ever
So warm and soft
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>>2705630

you're in trouble
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Why are you doing this?
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>>2725806
Annie would never do such a thing. If they did something similar like this it would be something similar to the story we wrote for her
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>>2715917
fyi "tugged" does not mean jerked off. The "tug" in tuglife originally referred to tugging of the hem of your mommy's dress for attention. this was on /tv/ where this meme began in like 2011 or so.
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>>2725936
this kid knows >>2721896
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bahahahah what the fuck is this

pathetic failures
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>>2726695
These people just want platonic relationships with older women in a motherly way. Nothing more
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What age is anon supposed to be in OP's greentexts?
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>>2727407
87
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>>2727384
>platonic relationships with older women
...

>in a motherly way
disturbing
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>>2727417
are you trying to meme me meme man
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So this is Mommy Cinematic Universe 11? Can someone point me in the direction of the other stories?
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>>2727652
Or at least the Bryce Dallas Howard one?
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>>2727656
>archive
>search for MCU
>???
>profit
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HOLY FUCC GUYS AUNTIE IS AMAZING
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>>2727829
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>>2727830
Sweet Holy Jesus! That ass is shooped, right?
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>>2724585
And dat ass. Absolutely perfect thickness.
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>>2724023
Holy shit. How did that happen?
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>>2728125
It was in a Pitchfork interview. I forgot which one but long story short her friend showed her this video of him jacking off to her album cover and that made her never want to search herself
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new thread here

>>2728507
>>2728507
>>2728507
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