Shakira

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Yes please.

You have to post at least 6 images faggot

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I'm spent, someone else take over.

>>2688724
Gaylord alert whoop whoop

>>2688724
Where does it say I have to post 6 images?

aaah my first fap

>>2688741
>Gaylord alert whoop whoop
wew lad. Are you a 12 year old from 2006 that has time traveled just to shitpost?

>>2688746
It's unwritten rule that everyone who has been here for at least a week knows.

>>2689368
An unwritten rule is the same as no rule. You can't expect people to follow a rule when it's only "implied," especially when several other threads on this board have fewer than 6 images.

>>2689377
>other cancer exists therefore this cancer is okay

>>2689388
What are you even on about? If it's a written rule then persecute me to the fullest. But it's not. You can't expect people to follow a rule that nobody else follows

>>2689377
>>2689408

Those threads are routinely deleted and everyone shitposts in them because it's lazy and pointless to make a thread if you're not even going to post in it yourself. I don't know if you've noticed, but /hr/ is a really slow board. You can't make a thread saying "I want hi res buttholes" and then expect everyone to just do your work for you. I guess we need a sticky so congenitally defective users can figure out what not to do.

>persecute

It's "prosecute." The word you're looking for is "prosecute."

>>2689449
Actually, I wanted to use persecute. Look it up if you don't know what it means. Maybe you should put a sticky up. Maybe then people won't get harassed for doing something they thought they could do since there is nowhere that says you can't.

>>2689472

Nobody ever uses the word "persecute" in the context of ". . .to the fullest."

You "prosecute someone to the fullest extent of the law." That's where you got that phrase from, but you're mixing it up.

>>2689516
So because nobody uses that phrase means that that's not what I meant? Are you that daft? Just because some words are apart of a phrase doesn't mean they can't be used anywhere else. "To the fullest" isn't only used when talking about law. Now please, continue to tell me that I didn't say what I meant to say.

>>2689560

You said what you meant to say but you used the wrong word.

Bump for more Pictures, less complaining

bump for more fapping material

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colombian bitches are the best

>>2690373
Lies!

>>2691790
Not those hips.

>>2690374

>blonde hair
>light skin

Were her parents former SS from Germany?

>>2691829
The hair is bleached.

>>2691829
she is of lebanese decent, she is half kebab or something, not white!

>>2693255

It looks like her dad was a Maronite. Salma Hayek is part Maronite as well.

To be fair Maronites are Christian and hate the kebas just as much as anyone else. They also removed a respectable amount in their day.

I really wanna support this thread but I really hate OP

HELP

>>2693260
You're an idiot.

>>2693905
Well, which is greater. Your hate for me or your love for Shakira?

Really we need motion for pics like this.

>>2690376
That hand holding the umbrella is the real star here.

>>2688691
She looks a million times better when she's natural and little make up. With makeup she looks ugly as fuck.

>>2699858
that's true for most

Is she retired?

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>>2706790

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>>2706791

>>2706792
She needs white seed while wearing those heels

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>>2706792
Holy fuck

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>>2706819
Im too lazy to do it, i have 500 photos on stack

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>>2706819

>>2706823
upload them to mega

>>2706823
>>2707026
This please!

>>2689233
you forgot to remove the tag, faggot

She's sexy and all, but the fact she only showers once every two weeks really puts me off.

>>2708638
ha, where'd you hear that? To me she's a butterface, and also the fact that she's about 5 ft tall is a bit off-putting.

>>2708663
She said that it wasn't healthy and unnatural or some shit. It's really fucking weird coming from someone who shaves and wears make up... guess she doesn't want to be natural when it affects her looks and could make her image less appealing ($$$ > principles).

She said it had something to do with trip to India, Tibet or whatever spiritual place hippy celebrity like visiting nowadays, I can't remember, this was a couple of years ago.

>>2707026
Please!

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>>2688691
She was the first fap of my life ;_;

All the memories comming back right now like a flash.

used to not go to school just to stay at home watch MTV and waiting for her clip to appear for hours and furiosusly masturbating.


Actually got internet so i could save her pictures and clips


Jesus Christ she is the reason i ended inprisoned in this shithole

Her glorious chimp ass destroyed my life

>>2691829
Her mother was catalan. Her surname is 'Ripoll'.

I met her and her husband Gerard Pique at a party last fall. They were both incredibly nice people.

inb4 "cool story bro"

>>2710214
Damn, I'm catalan. I guess I can say I have something in common with her, which is nice.

>>2706789
>>2706790
Professional or stalker?

This bitch destroyed johnny Depp's marriage and she did it only for fun, because she dumped him shortly afterwards.

What a cunt.

>>2712260
it takes two to tango. johnny did his share as well

>Summer-ish 2008
Saw her with her Mom (I guess) at a Target outside of Birmingham, Alabama.

I walk by her. I'd guess we are about the same age, me maybe a year or so older. She looked at me and smirked while she was browsing the chips and drink isle. I squinted and gave here a confused look. She promptly looked away. I weirded her out on purpose, I knew who she was. I just have some strange dislike for "famous people"

>>2712260
>>2712688
Back to tumblr for you

>>2688726
god dayum

>>2688691
where I come from we have a saying if a woman is extremely hot: i would eat her shit.
Damn, Shakira, one of the finest pieces of ass to ever walk the earth

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>>2712721

>>2713187
>>2713188
>>2713189
>>2713191
Seriously still pics of this isn't very useful.

>>2713191
A little makeup would help.

>>2716785
P A T R I A R C H Y

>>2710166
worth it

>>2716876
Deal with it.

>>2713186
It's rare you see anyone this unhappy.

So why did everyone stop liking her?

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>>2721074
Because she has grown old.

I need her ass. I need her ass desperately. I hope she does a new sexy music vid with more of her ass.

>>2721159
At least we have the early stuff.

she had best body type big ass with dfc

>>2694397
>>2723025
not really dfc

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recent

>>2725268
I want to see her getting thoroughly tigered

>>2724971
Pretty in Pink!

>>2725060
>>2725061
looks like an olsen twin

>>2724980
Looks nice but also painful.

Shakira

Beauty - 4/5
Cuteness - 3/5
Sexiness - 4/5