Things you wish were yours. HR edition.

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Mainly Taylor, but the truck would be a nice bonus.

>>2688522
Fuck that. The truck will only get cooler and look better with age why Taylor will just get older. I'd have the truck.

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There can be no democratic vote against the European Union.

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>>2688523
To each his own.

I like old trucks quite a bit but I'd rather be able to do things with/plow her on a regular basis.

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>>2688600
>I'd rather be able to do things with/plow her on a regular basis.
How do you mean? I mean, ploughing her is obvious (although I don't see the attraction to her myself, but that's fine), but what other things would you do with her?

As for things I wish were mine, I guess I'd like to have a look at pic related in person.

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Actually, I want the silence comes with the piano.

>>2688611
>the silence
???

You sure you don't mean the house? Judging by the garden, it's a pretty nice place.

>>2688613
Here's your answer.
>Actually, I want the silence comes with the piano.
>Well, and the piano.

>>2688614
You've lost me.

>>2688611
I understand completely, Anon.

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Antje's unconditional (almost motherly) love

>>2688675
Don't start that here, go back to your thread.

>>2688246

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>>2688417
I want it all op

>>2688706
How would you pay for the upkeep for all of them? Where would they live? How would you make sure they stayed in good health?

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This yatch

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dont even like it
purely for its resell value

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>>2688607
Just normal things, go to dinner,watch movies,dance, all that. Pretty much just live life with her.

And a lot of very lewd things of course, I'll spare you the details.

In summary:
>regular relationship things
>lots of very rude things

>>2688795
>And a lot of very lewd things of course, I'll spare you the details.
I'm terribly bored, you really needn't.

And besides, wouldn't the "lots of very rude things" come part and parcel with your average relationship anyway?

>>2688706
Nice scaffolding

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>>2688745

Okay I want this too, minus the annoying tourists. And five billion dollars so me and my girls don't ever have to want for anything. It's my fantasy, I don't have to worry about practicality. If worst came to worst, they could all get jobs and pool their money to buy an old hotel or something. I'd have so many kids that my descendants would become an ethnic group in their own right.

>>2688806
>Okay I want this too, minus the annoying tourists.
I don't think you'd be able to buy a world heritage site (and one of the Seven Wonders of Portugal, whatever they are) to use as your own personal residence.

Assuming that you are able to swing it somehow, I doubt the costs of just maintaining it would be low. I guess you could buy the park around it to use as farmland, but I don't think all of it is arable and I'm not sure they look kindly on feudalistic practices in Portugal.

That's not even going into what people will think of you cohabiting with 50-odd women.

And what are you going to do with them once you stop finding them attractive?

>>2688808
there are plenty of old small castles/country houses with some degree of heritage value
which are held in private hands and can be bought. many of them are in northern england.

additionally there are some castle ruins also held by privateers that could be bought
and restored and on both occasions there are no rules saying you have to allow for any level of access to sightseers

one of the example was Hellifield Peel Castle featured in grand designs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_England

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>>2688808

Anon pls, you're making me think too hard about this. Pretend I'm some sort of nobleman or tyrant and get to do whatever I want. Get the palace catered and supplied, hire a bunch of servants, hire team of personal physicians, drivers, whatever I need.

>And what are you going to do with them once you stop finding them attractive?

I know this sounds corny, but after I get attached to a girl that kind of stuff doesn't matter so much. We would grow old together and raise our hundreds of children and grandchildren. Well, realistically, maybe every so often I'd get some new 18 year old to come join the harem just to liven things up. I'm sure the older women would appreciate some new company and a break from me.

>>2688831
>Anon pls, you're making me think too hard about this.
That's the fun part! Expanding your understanding of whatever it is, so you can enjoy it more.

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>>2688799
You are right but I felt I had to emphasize how frequent and how rude it would be.

You know how native americans would use every single piece of an animal?

I would utilize every single square inch of her body to pleasure her and myself.

Every. Single. Inch.

I'll break the rules a bit, I would also like a shitload of money, a castle, old estate or island and the contacts to get me whatever weapons or vehicles I want. I would love to have a legit full auto mg42 or mg3, M3 grease gun . mp5

So essentially, I want to be able to crown Taylor as my queen and bend her over every single piece of furniture in a castle. And have a diverse collection of firearms and vehicles.

This is random, but I would also contribute a few grand a month to Ian of forgotten weapons because he is cool and makes great videos.

Shout out to my fellow /k/ommandos.

>>2688839
Well, at least it'd take you a while to get bored with her.

As for the gun thing, I guess that's fair enough. Least it'd keep you busy.

I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with me, 'cause I think of, y'know, having various bombshells to do whatever I like with and... I don't feel anything at all.

I wonder why that is.

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>>2688834

Years ago when I was in my mid teens I read this book about King David and a lot of it had to do with his harem, which slowly grew from a few women to over 200. Before he was king of Israel and Judea, David was just a low level mercenary. Some guy screwed him over on something, so he showed up at his house and massacred him and his retainers. David spots a qt girl, the dead guy's wife, and says, "Why don't you come along with me?" and she does. He repeats this process until he's the the dominant warlord in the region. Ever since, I've wanted to be a patriarch like that, with a huge brood of offspring. What about you anon, what would you choose if you could have anything you wanted?

>>2688845

The idea of sex+power doesn't do anything for you? You're an odd guy. I'm not saying it's wrong, it's just unusual.

>>2688885
Well, I'm >>2688845, so I have no idea. The thought of having a house full of women to fuck just doesn't do anything for me. And yeah, I figured it was unusual based on what everyone else said they wanted.

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>>2688893
There is a need for all kinds of souls.

>>2688987
That chart blows.

>>2688497
why do you want an overrated piece of art?

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>>2688417

>>2689568
auntie

>>2689569
Stop

>>2689563
Hey, that's an easy 100 dollar bill all day

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>>2688893

Maybe there's just one girl who has your heart? Maybe it's a boy or a trap even!

I tried finding more pictures of harems but they're either way too lewd or just tame photos of young women sitting next to each other.

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>>2688417

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>>2688839
If Tay is not available, I'll take a m3a1 grease gun with the 9mm conversion parts pls

>>2689942
Ah, the true path to a /k/ommando's heart. Not women, or riches, but guns.

>>2689942
call the cops

>>2689961
CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

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>>2689959
If I was to be realistic (and if Tay was off the table) I would probably want the hope diamond (or something worth more) then sell it. Then take the proceeds to buy a M3A1, a Philippine modernized suppressed M3 with optics and other funs. Simply the more logical option, but not a particularly fun one to discuss.

Ideally though, I would like 2 suppressed grease guns so me and Tay could oper8 together.

>>2689961
If I call the cops they will give me a free grease gun? brb

>>2689629
Dude!
Save up, this is attainable!
(more so if you are an adult)

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>>2689629

Oh man, I would have done terrible things for something like this when I was a kid. I still have all my old legos boxed up somewhere.

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For some sneaky late night removals of troublesome visitors.

>>2690023
>>2690094
>some guy finds out some chick is not available
>same guy wants a gun instead
call the fucking cops

is it better?

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>>2688417
It is mine.

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More home stuff.

>>2690214
You are the one with the problem for thinking that there was a violent connotation to my post.

Here it is rephrased:

>If I took the OP literally, and could only choose a thing (people are not things, so no people), then I would want a M3A1 grease gun cause they make muh dick hard.

>>2688600
>you will never dig out her 6 day old period vagina, before showering with her and dumping a load in her freshly grown pussy

why even live

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>>2690590
>implying that her being on her period would stop me from ravaging her multiple times a day

That sounds disgusting and absolutely heavenly at the same time.

I applaud your creativity.

brb going to contemplate suicide because I will never get to experience it.

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Yeah, I'm a gaming nerd. It goes for an ungodly amount of cash on eBay. :|

>>2690573
>You are the one with the problem


like I expected, 4chan is full of seriously funny guys who know what a joke is.

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I wanna make cummies on her asymmetric brown eyes

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>>2688417
>Things you wish were yours.
Honesty, from others

>>2691012
breh