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Mommy Cinematic Universe #10

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Mommy Cinematic Universe #10 - I can't believe it lasted this long edition

>Jessica Chastain - loving mommy who misses daddy that passed away dearly (who you look at a lot like)

>Antje Traue - mommy's uptight little sister who looks after you when she's out with friends. She's also quite stringent when it comes to your physical health

>Bryce Dallas Howard - supportive auntie who will help you and mommy in any way

>Christina Hendricks - friendly neighbour who invites you over for cookies when her abusive husband is away

>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind

>Jessica Biel - two-faced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone

>Sofía Vergara - mommy's spicy best friend that you often spend time and play games with

>Kate Beckinsale - mommy's work rival/frenemy that is invited over to discuss business some late nights on occasion

>Eva Green - mommy's and aunties strange cousin that inherits grandpapas house in town and meets you for the first time at his funeral and is very fond of you

>Marion Cotillard - your special tutor mommy hires to help you through school

>Charlize Theron - the reserved psychiatrist you're taken to due to your constant sexual abuse

>Evangeline Lilly - tomboy-ish and bubbly PE teacher who is especially involved with you on swim day. she's also teaches sunday school and frequently asks you to stay behind for a bit longer to talk about the word of god

>Amy Adams - quiet but funny librarian who always encourages you to spend time there with her so she can show you new books

>Gemma Arterton - mommy's other neighbour who often watches you after school when mommy isn't home. she runs a bakery and is always inviting you to try her goods
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>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you

>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill

>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

>Hayley Atwell - Mommy's British friend from her college days, she moved back to England but visits semi regularly after getting divorced and is especially clingy, loves to cuddle you, knowing that you get close to her.

>Rosamund Pike - Your kindhearted and understanding Principal, who knows it's been difficult for you due to your home situation. Likes to have talks with you regularly to see how you're getting on in school and at home, but can't help but tease you when you're alone in her office.

>Emilia Clarke - Late daddy's youngest sister— frequently travels internationally for work, and has only seen you a handful of times. Insists on cuddling with you whenever she can, as she wants to make sure she makes up for lost time.

>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

>Rachel Weisz - Mummy's friend from the neighbourhood book club, who regularly suggests erotic novels aimed at older married women only to the dismay of the other members. She's flirty with you whenever there is a meeting at your house, and she leaves suggestive, sometimes erotic notes under your matress.
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>Elizabeth Banks - Mommy's wild old college roommate who she used to party very hard with, but is now single and lonely. She's coy and very fond of you.

>Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who lets you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection because you remind her of her own late son

>Rhea Seehorn - The lawyer you were appointed to oversee your potential abuse case. She has a keen interest in you and visits you at home sometimes to protect you when mommy is out

>Annie Clark - Auntie Antje's friend, and guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills— prefers to teach you in her studio apartment alone. She loves to teach you by being hands on and putting her hands on yours.

>Amy Ryan - Your dorky HR rep at school who counsels you when you feel alone. She uses a variety of toys found in her office to try and entertain you and make you feel better. She is always hugging you to cheer you up.

>Linda Cardellini - Mommy's best friend from her high school days. She was nerdy and geeky when growing up, so she's making up for her lack of boyfriends now and constantly jokes about you being the age that she missed out on. She hits on you all the time.

>Naomi Watts - Your best friend's Mommy who has known you since you were born. She has gotten closer and closer to you over the years as her own child grows distant from her. Her physical affection growing ever more intimate as she grows fonder of your attention.
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previous thread here >>2674150
Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe

Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8


don't forget that you can post high res .webm/s

keep bullying to the minimum/
feel free to participate in the writing.
expanding on the existing works is gud

removed

>Dakota Johnson - Kate Beckinsale's mousy, somewhat unkempt looking personal assistant. Is timid when Kate is around and gets bossed around a lot, although she tolerates it because she admires her. Smiles when you're around and occasionally kisses you on the cheek when no one else is looking.
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WRITEFAGGERY IS ENCOURAGED TO THE UTMOST

gentle femdom annie 1/?

>After a hard day at school, you come crawling to Annie's studio apartment for your guitar lessons. As you enter her sizable yet modest apartment and make your way to her kitchen where she's preparing a salad with her head and curly hair down facing the counter, she perks up and immediately lose her faint smile as she sees how exhausted you are.

>"Ohh, are you okay, sweety? you look absolutely spent" she cooed as she crossed the kitchen island to get to you, wiping her hands on the flare of her almost sheer summer dress. Her warm and emphatic solemn expression changing to a tender affectionate smile as she makes her way to you. "oh, come here, sweety" she says reaching out to your head bringing it gingerly to her chest hugging you close.

>With the thin silk fabric of her dress cooling your skin, she takes your head with her hands to look at you in the face. With her delicate yet somewhat calloused fingers, she brings her thumb to the ridge of your brow brushing it, finally placing both of her hands to your cheeks. With her dainty hands encapsulating your face, she looks at you in the eyes with the stark hazel of hers relinquishing their ground for her broadening pupils.

>She hugs you close to her chest again, placing her right hand in the small of your back and her other hand to the back of your head. "I've got some cookies cooling by the window waiting for you." she whispers in your ear "Everything'll be fine, hun. I'm right here with you" she takes your head back again, kissing you in the forehead this time— stroking your hair as the contact between her lips and your skin part.
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>>2688246
Cancer
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>>2688252
Still waiting on part 2 m8
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>>2688246
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>Hey you!
>yes, YOU...Come over here. NOW!
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>>2688350
Compare kates old lady thighs to jessicas fresh supple gams
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>>2688246
10/10 wrists
would tie up
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>anybody home?
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>>2688366

>m-make me
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>>2688252
Kys
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There were a few additions last thread op
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Who would you most like to give you milky and a tug?
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>>2688246
>none of these women are past the age of 45
18 year old only on 4chan plz
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>>2689749
>40 - 18 = 22
People who can do math on this site only please
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>>2689696
It's between Beckinsale, Pike, and Farmiga. They all look much more mommyish. As far being constantly teased and never truly getting all the way, I'd say Traue and. Chastain looks like a more disciplinary mommy and to be frank , I've had that.
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>>2689777
Wrong. Evangeline Lilly is the correct answer
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>>2689469
what were the additions?
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>>2689790
how old are you and how old was your mother when she birthed your wrong ass?
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>>2689777
definitely forgot to add Lawson. get it? she's the Law, son...
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>no Olivia Wilde
>no Lena Headey
>no Cameron Diaz

3/10
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>>2689927
write for them then
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>>2689927
Lena Headey should definitely be in. The other two can stay away
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>>2689758
>having a kid at 22
at least you know your mom's a huge slut
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>>2689878
I will fight you
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>>2690561
I'm sure you would, you squishy faced retard.
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37, no kids and no husband

average canadian woman tbj
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>>2690701
>no kids no husband
Good, she's following Marisa tomeis guide on how to age well
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>>2690688
no u
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>>2690701
Wow !!
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>>2688255
>>2688246
Any more pics of her forearm hair please? Are those old pics and she waxed? Can't see any in anything recent.
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>>2690701
>no Rachel Mommy GF
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>>2689877
actually it was just Kari Byron
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>>2691083
ahh fuck

>Kari Byron - Your sweet and kind science teacher at school. She's constantly trying to get you excited about science - she's always talking about you being "hands on" with her, and remarks at how smart you are all the time. She tutors you frequently in her private lab.
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I don't get it

why do instagram posts of these women have commenters calling them "mom"?
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>>2691156
They took it too far
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>>2691093
Literally who?
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>>2691156
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, ANTJEBRO!
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>>2691221
>this site
>under 18
pick one
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>>2691156
Pretty much this
>>2691166

People that don't know anything about subtlety.
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this thread
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>>2689927
>>2690149
third for Lena Headey

my queenfu pls
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Lena Headey

> Mommy's superior at work, she sometimes comes over to your house when Mommy, Kate and herself are close to a deadline, she is a lot stricter to Miss Kate and Mommy than others in the office, she has a penchant for Wine.

> Never being able to have her own children, she secretly showers her affection on you when you're alone, even more so after she's had a few glasses of Wine.
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>>2688252
Still one of the warmest and most comforting things I've read in a while.
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What about a big nanny?
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>>2691974
OP here

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I've been mulling over adding this goddess
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>>2691980
>25 years old
Nope
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>>2691961
This lowkey it really tugs my heart with no porn bullshit
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>>2692358
>This lowkey
what
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>>2692359
Sorry: This honestly, it really tugs...
You get the rest
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>>2689749
Cate Blanchett is 47 , had 3 kids

she's the supreme mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTAlz0k0KQQ
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it amazes me the lengths you guys will go with this shit. kek
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>>2693266
Yeah, there really are a lot of true autists around.
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>none of mommys actual sister
but why?
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reunion when?
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>>2693266
>>2693268
There's the autism it takes to make these threads but then there is the next level autism of people like you who post in a thread you don't like
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>>2693519
>it's autistic to ridicule autists on 4chan

Laughing my ass off to be honest, family.
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>>2693278
Da fuck are you on about
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Make up one for Smirkfu
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>>2693689
Resemblance?
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>>2693715
I WANT A FUCKING MOMMYFU STORY FOR SMIRKFU DAMN IT. FFS EVEN FATLEESI HAS A STORY AND SHE IS YOUNGER
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>>2693715
>>2693799
I gotchu m9

>She's English and you're a quq, The End.
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>>2693893
Kek/3
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>>2688252
Are you almost finished with pt 2?
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OP here

I'm experiencing writer's block

I don't know where to take the story. apart from keeping it innocent with slightly lewd undertones, I'm totally lost

any suggestions? what should they do?
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>>2694497
MAKE A MOMMY STORY FOR SMIRKFU
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>>2694497
I think just keep it innocent but try and make it feel comfy. Have them do guitar learning or idk. If you go more and more lewd it would just ruin the mood and makes it uncomfortable and you will lose me and maybe others
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>>2694502
Actress at Medieval Times (where you spent your last birthday) who asks if you want to come backstage and see the horses.
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>>2694497

Spaceship
Coma
Camping trip
Portal to hell on a spaceship
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>>2694620
OP here


what's funny is that I'm currently reading an erotica that sounds a lot like your suggestion
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>>2694624
How about a situation that would call for more physical touch from Annie? Like it's actually winter, and her heating goes out. And you don't want to walk home in the unrelenting cold so you ask Annie if you could stay at her place. And she takes this as an opportunity for you two to snuggle and keep each other warm, and so forth.
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>>2694675
that sounds absolutely lovely.
imma do it.

gotta go to sleep though. it's 3;47 am
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>>2694675
>don't want to walk home because it's cold
>decide its better to stay at a place without heating
I can't connect with a retarded protag
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>>2694861
I was just brainstorming. Basically the situation is a double whammy that the best thing to do is to keep each other with snuggling and blankets
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>>2694563
dumb story that has been used before
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>>2694922
>dumb story that has been used before
when
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>>2695023
on one of these mommyfu threads. Smirkfu deserves a unique,creative story
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>>2695025
Stroke survivor story been used?
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>>2694676
It sounds great to me just add it on with the piece you were originally writing
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>>2694922
B-But she lets you be king for a day!
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>>2694675
I feel like this song fits the mood with the exception of the space part https://youtu.be/p47V3w4m1yg
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>smirkfu
>34 and looks 30
>mommy
You must be 18 or over to post here
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>>2695733
Aw this is cute, I like it
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>>2688246
>>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind
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>>2696013
Wow she is Perfect
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>>2696036
Yes
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>>2696041
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Has anyone seen Cruel Intentions 2? I dont think any woman can come close to matching how hot Amy was in that movie
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>>2696042
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>>2696047
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>>2696048
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>>2696051
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>>2696052
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>>2696053
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>>2696043
I mean Amy Adams in Cruel Intentions 2
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>>2692293
>>2688350
>>2696055
pleasurable limbs
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>>2696052
>>2696053
>>2696055
One of my favourites.
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>>2696013
ah fuck

I just realized that I accidentally left out a word in her little story
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>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill
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related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7MfeOkjlpk

Demi Moore makes out with 15 yr old boy
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>>2696009
Thx and this song would also fit as well https://youtu.be/gikGLzkKElw
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>>2696688
This is very nice as well. I might have to give Pet Sounds another try. I couldn't get into it when I was younger.
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>>2696591
Love this so much
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I don't really understand what's going on here, but I want to nominate Giada de Laurentiis for your club or whatever, 'cause she's like 45 and hot.
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>>2696775
It's really amazing and side note: are you OP because I want to know what's the progress
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>>2697394
No, I'm not OP, I'm the one who made the "keeping each other warm" suggestion for what he should base the next part of his story on.
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>>2695025
>Natalie Dormer - Your personal trainer that mommy got you to get fit, but she is very handsy with you during your sessions.
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>>2697449
There's gotta be better choices for a personal trainer backstory. Antje Traue, for one.
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>>2697449
>>2697479
Antje is already the protagonist's personal trainer though
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>>2697501
Fuck off with your dumb androgynous bitch. Smirkfu shits all over her
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>>2697502
m7
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>>2697431
Got any other suggestions for the future parts maybe?
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>>2697449
>he thinks that is fit
You need to leave. Maybe stop by /fit/
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>>2698675
any pics of /fit/ jessica?
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Make a story for Candice Swanepoel. The whore is pregnant out of wedlock. What a worthless cunt, with all her beauty and millions and she behaves like a common whore. What a dumb bitch
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>>2698984
>being pregnant fron lifelong bf

You are right, Anon, what a fucking degenerate bitchwhore cuntface slut she is
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>>2698023
None that I can think right now. It'll be easier to think of something after the next part comes out.
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>>2699019
Ok
>>2688246
Are you there I'm an impatient autist
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>>2698984
The corns on her feet are very disconcerting.
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>>2699108
Disgusting
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>>2699108
>see a 10/10 Perfect Blonde Goddess like something out of a dream
>muh corns on her toes

What a faggot
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>>2699108
also, that Adam's apple, Holy shit, I used to think she was underrated and gorgeous, now Im realizing how gross she actually is
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>>2692740
There was a comfy Cate thread on /tv/ yesterday.
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>>2689927
>>2690149
>>2691279
Lena Headey obviusly
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>>2699114
You fat fucks are pathetic
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>>2698984
Also,the whore is always posting about her mudblood bastard
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>>2698984
>>2700143
please leave
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>>2699749
[spoiler] I made the thread [/spoiler]
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>>2700143
this pic gave me a boner
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>>2694497
That picture made me look up Clark. Turns out she believes that race is a social construct.
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>>2701465
>she believes that race is a social construct
where does she say that? link pls
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>>2701471
http://www.guidelive.com/culture/2016/01/28/dallas-segregated-st-vincent-ta-nehisi-coates-book-race-relations-texas
>Clark references the James Baldwin text on which Between the World and Me is inspired, which says that racism is not a natural byproduct of people being different races; there is no such thing as race, we are all human beings and there are those who "believe themselves to be white." Race is a byproduct of racism, not the other way around.
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>>2701473
sounds about right 2bh
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>>2701477
>Sectarianism is not a by product of religion, religion is a by product of Sectarianism.
This is how retarded that logic is.
>>
>>2698675
YWN have a southern 50's belle.
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>>2698675
why does she look so "meaty" here?
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>>2701573
JDIMSA

It's a painful feel.
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young annie
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>>2688246
>Eva Green - mommy's and aunties strange cousin that inherits grandpapas house in town and meets you for the first time at his funeral and is very fond of you
wow that genuinely totally fits her haha
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why isn't MEW part of the MCU?
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>>2703594
Too young.

Also, shitty in general.
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>>2703535
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>>2703596
She's 31.
Also, why isn't Zooey in here? She's 36 and a real MILF.
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> Oh Anon! I haven't seen you in a while! I'm so happy to see you!

> I've made some new cookies for you!
>>
just started watching Stranger Things (brought to you by Netflix. A Netflix original)(TM) with Winona Ryder.

she's quite the mommy
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>>2704131
>A nice lady you meet at the toy store who shows you how you can get toys without paying for them.
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>>2688252
How's pt. 2 going m8?
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>>2704160
>tfw aunt noni buys two tickets for one movie but plans to watch them all in one day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgE_EVK5Lw
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oh my god please don't die on me
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>>2689880
this is a MUST op
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>>2688246
>no salma hayek
seriously?,she's top tier mommy
>>
Bumping on behalf of the german wonderwoman poster (possibly a nazi)

Some fämälämäzoid should do January Jones, something with prostate checking plz
>>
Bump isnt working!
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>>2705136

Whoops
>>
How about some Julie?
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>>2705029
>>2705039

Dont bring my Bridget into this degeneracy
>>
IT'S NOT WORKING
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>>2705232
lel
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>>2703700
>why isn't Zooey in here?


you're not allowed to sexualize her
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came to drop this amazing thing here
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why is it still at page 9?!
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>>2705414
AUTOSAGE aka the thread won't bump anymore aka the mod doesn't like you
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I might need to start a new one early

are there any new additions?
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>>2700406
Thank (You) for that.
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>>2705176
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>>2705425
>>
why is it auto saging
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>>2705057
Then post it.
>>
seriously

do mods have it against mommyposters
>>
I might have to start a new thread

search in catalog should this prune
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>>2705629
dont b'long

dont make it obvious

dont link in this thread or others
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>>2705635
>>2705634
>7 seconds of misfortune
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>>2705639
I deleted it
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>>2705634
>dont b'long
>dont make it obvious
>dont link in this thread or others
why
>>
lel
>>
there's a new thread btw

look for it in the catalog
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