Haven't seen one of these in forever
>>2668228
dwight that lucky fuck
>tfw your waifu is a horrible human being
>>2668613
yeah watching her show Gaycation for a few minutes shows you she only cares about the trivial plights of people who are superficially similar to her, and not about real problems.
sort of like trannies and SJWs
>oh look they are sexually deviant like me
>best friends for life
makes no sense, everyone has a fetish ffs, nothing is normal aside from hetero doggystyle.
>>2668294
she did it to herself. and that's why it really hurts.
>>2668659
> only cares about the trivial plights of people who are superficially similar to her, and not about real problems.
She interviews people who are seeing their friends literally murdered in the streets. You clearly have retarded definitions of "trivial plights" and "real problems".
>>2668971
the moment when she became a dyke?
Is the guy who started this thread the same guy who makes the "Seriously is there anything she can't do?" Ellen Page thread on /tv/ every day?
>>2669095
No. I've barely ever been on /tv/
>>2668978
ohgod, how does a woman so tiny and cute exist. :3
>>2669135
Dude, there are tons of them. Some of them are even straight. Look around a bit.
>>2669133
>>2669133
>>2669627
Yeah but none of them are legal...
>>2669133
my favorite Ellen pic
>rape victim
>obsessed with female empowerment
I'm not sure if you are aware but you guys are being extremely rude right now. She is NOT a horrible person she is actually quite nice with just the wrong information ahead (see above why). If you see any interview outside her lefty hugbox she is quite understanding of opposing viewpoints (like Ted Cruz's). I'm sure in an private debate I'd get quite well along with her.
Now post pics where she sucks on phallic objects.
wood
i want to blast her face with my thick ropes
>>2675043
This.
>>2668214
Why do you like this girl?
No bait, serious question.
She is vulgar at best, and have a terrible body, also some features of her are deformed. In my opinion of course.
>>2675368
>In my opinion of course.
one day you will grow out behaving like a social "educated" student.
>>2675043
>ropes
she's hottest by far in CG
>>2668231
biggar size
>>2679320
I just want to cuddle next to her after sje breaks up with her girlfriend and settles for me
Instant hardon
>>2677115
>he doesn't blast out thick ropey cum lassos
Somebody needs to edge more...
>>2679336
I just want to throat fuck her while you masturbate in the corner, sobbing...
>>2679971
she's a homosexual.
>>2679972
how is that remotely relevant?
>>2679993
Yeah, it's not about her. It's you masturbating in the corner that gets him off.
I'm not gay and to be honest I don't give a fuck about them and I'm kinda sad that all she does these days is post the Gaycation stuff. Still her appearance is soo close to perfection to me.
>>2668667
Oh you mean she cherry picks people who lost relatives due to their behavior, which you could find literally anywhere? And what is she doing to prevent further deaths? Nothing, in fact she is encouraging fag behavior as if its a right to project your sexual fetish onto others. This will continue to alienate straight people in strict countries who won't have any of their faggotry, and it will cause more problems. And it's the opposite of noble because she only cares about those plights because the people REMIND HER OF HERSELF.
Meanwhile there are starving children and shit, but she, and you, are more worried that some fags can't act like flamers without getting pitchforked by townspeople.
The real solution is to act like an adult and keep it in the bedroom. Not so hard right?
So anyway I'd still totally pound that, but you and her are in the wrong, greedy, short sighted, etc.
y elen cri?
>>2683823
she need huggies :3333
>>2684093
fag
>>2684161
>in your car
why is she driving?
>>2684273
I know, she can reach the pedals
>still posting pictures of her from years ago before she came out and started hormone therapy
lel move on faggot. she's a hardcore lesbo feminist now.
>Hard Candy 2 (2018)
get hype
>>2685113
too old
>>2685117
>shes the old guy this time
Anyone here have Directv?
It looks like you can watch Into the Forest....
...she has 2 topless / nude scenes according to people who've seen it at film festivals...
>>2685502
according to the Google she shows at least one breast and has a sexscene
guess i have no choice but to be interested now
>>2668214
I wonder if it was Michael Cera's pathetic limp dick what threw her into her lesbian waters...
>>2685742
She started hormone therapy to become more butch. Look at her fucking jaw.
>>2685809
>hormones can change bonestructure in a year
this isnt the x-men dude
>>2685742
femboy ellen is best ellen
it (ellen page) looks like justin bieber as a tranny . . . Justine Page
Some low res pictures of her new movie were leaked.
http://imgur.com/a/KeA1B
She goes topless.
>>2687039
Thanks anon. She has cute nipples.
>>2687039
f-fuck
i wasnt ready for that
>>2687039
That's pretty good.
>>2687039
>The film is based on the true story of Laurel Hester (Moore), a police officer in Ocean County, New Jersey. The story narrates the difficulties faced by a lesbian police detective and her domestic partner, Stacie Andree (Page).
jesus christ, paired with a stellar milf (julianne moore) too, i need to see this.
>>2687328
I think it's another movie
>>2687329
ah shit, really? still looks promising anyway.
>>2687039
Nice! I thought she'd never go topless / nude. She looks great too!
>>2687039
About damn time.
>>2690524
holy crap.
is she auditioning for a live action Jimmy Neutron movie?!
Ellen Page has weird fingers.
>>2687317
God your typing makes you sound like an rper
>>2685561
>He hasn't seen anything before Juno.
>>2696186
can't stop looking at this bitches face without thinking about hardcandy. Or wanting to cover it in cum.
>>2701192
you can cover my face in cum, anon :p
>>2701228
Kill yourself.
>>2672032
Who is the other girl in this picture?
>>2701271
Maeby Fünke
>>2701271
Alia Shawkat. Maybe from Arrested Development
>>2668661
What did she do?
>>2701369
Turned from a very,very pretty girl into a degenerate brainwashed androgenic mess.
>>2702492
this was surprisingly brutal, i wasnt ready
>>2704826
The rape specifically or just the movie in general?
>>2702474
>degenerate brainwashed androgenic mess
She's always looked pretty androgynous except for roles, & I doubt she just woke up one day and turned gay.
>>2705052
need to rewatch it cant tell the exact secenes
>>2669706
oh snap, based
Adorable beyond words
>>2705143
I bet it's all friggin Randy's fault
Does no one care about Ellen anymore..?
>>2711360
I do anon
>>2711444
she really need to chill out with the nail biting
>>2711360
i do, because shes at least bi in my dreams
>>2711464
>>2711455
Her threads used to be on par with Kstew & Biel threads as far as posters/replies are concerned. She's qt af.
Then she came out, and her threads went full ghost.
>>2711485
i dont think it had anything with her being lesbian, she just became an annoying feminist
>>2711493
Well the lesbianism ruins the illusion somewhat
>>2711360
Well, she used to have really hairy arms, I liked that, now she doesn't, so...
>>2711493
Meh, not sure about the feminist part. Watson is even more so annoying, but that hasn't slowed her followers down.
>>2684310
>hormone therapy
Lies, she's just getting older
So is Tallulah worth a watch?
>>2713079
it looks like juno 2 minus the funny
>>2713081
>>2713085
Why do I always accidentally hit submit before writing what I want to say when drunk posting?
>>2713081
Anyway, sounds terrible but I'll probably watch it anyway.
>>2711454
I sometimes wondered if these 2 had sex together. They hung out for a while.
Hmmm
>>2713115
And she gets naked on Tallulah
All those naked models of her in the shower from Beyond Two Souls were for nothing.
dope thread
>>2713379
it is actually quite surprising because she seems quite conservative but then gets naked in movies; she never shows any skin in photo shoots either
>>2713385
Well, she already came out of the closet. Now she needed another boost to her career.
Anyone remember that she started out on trailer park boys?
>>2713391
didn't she start in pit pony?
>>2713115
Saw a clip of that scene. What ever else you say about her, she's a damn fine actor!
I mean, she's a lesbian who does a convincing sex scene with a guy!
How many of you could perform a gay sex scene (assuming you're not gay)?
>>2714079
She doesn't need to get hard, so she has it easy. Just look at other lesbo actresses, like Jodie Foster for example, her sex scenes seemed natural aswell.
>Summer-ish 2008
Saw her with her Mom (I guess) at a Target outside of Birmingham, Alabama.
I walk by her. I'd guess we are about the same age, me maybe a year or so older. She looked at me and smirked while she was browsing the chips and drink isle. I squinted and gave here a confused look. She promptly looked away. I weirded her out on purpose, I knew who she was. I just have some strange dislike for "famous people".
>>2714108
>kike
>shopping at target
Sure
>>2713385
Coming out as a lesbian wont pay the bills or put food on the table
>>2714276
^^^
>>2716309
my big cums would completely cover her little nipples
>>2716330
you have to be 18 years old to post on 4chan
Remember that time when she got molested by Drew Barrymore?
>>2716333
>she will never look up at me longingly...
>>2716881
She's like the lesbian version of Wilmer Valderrama. She's processed every lesbian in Hollywood.
>>2714180
She isn't jewish..
>>2717681
>>2717682
>>2717683
>>2717684
>>2717685
>>2717687
>>2717688
>>2717689
>>2717690
>>2716309
This is one of the very rare pics where she appears somewhat sexy(and a bit slutty too)
>>2713097
I think he was just her beard.
Dude's Swedish & he's like 6'4, I can't really see Ellen as being his type.
>>2719133
why? tiny petites are the best
>>2718098
Yeah, she definitely got a good dicking after that picture was taken.
>>2719248
by whom?
i always kinda find it strange that she probably tasted semen before
>>2718098
>she appears somewhat sexy
She's posing like a dyke, what's sexy about that?
If it wasn't for her hair, I'd think she was a dude
>>2719355
her facial expression is sexy.
>>2713097
That's not how being a lesbian works
>>2720261
Don't a lot of lesbians have that one guy that they will still put out for? I don't think the line between straight/homo is always clearly defined.
>>2720301
yeah, it's called chad because lesbianism isn't even real
>>2720301
It's not "one guy", It's any guy if they have the right moves.
Lesbianism is a myth.
>>2720500
>lesbianism is a myth
kek
>>2720500
i have a feeling she's a political lesbian. got caught up in the social just us shit from living in la and canada too long.
>>2721846
Nah,i think she was good when she was in Canada(although she always had these hippie leanings-she want to Shambhala High School).
Things started going down south once she moved to New York at some point in the mid-00s
>>2722625
do you have any full body shot of boltie?
Ellen Page & Drew Barrymore
>>2723783
best ellen
>>2726690
Ellen Page
Beauty - 3/5
Cuteness - 5/5
Sexiness - 3/5
>>2723769
I'd like to think that Ellen flicked the bean after this.
>>2730816
I'd like to think they were diddling each other during that shoot.
>>2690532
Holy fuck, I don't care how old this post is, fucking thank you for making me laugh so hard I cried.
>>2706315
No way man! Ricky just ruined her on all other guys. It's just all down hill from Ricky.
>>2719133
I still kinda wish that he had been cast as Thor. I just feel like have a Swedish guy play the Norse god of Thunder makes more sense than an Australian.
>>2735912
Jesus wept, that would be a heavenly threesome.
>>2705143
She was fucking GORGEOUS. What's the point of looking like a 13 year old boy?
>>2736136
People tend to forget how hot she was in 'Inception'.
>>2736146
I find her hottest in Touchy Feely even though it is nowhere near as good a movie as Inception.
She's a horrible person.
Nice on the outside(formerly),shit on the inside(currently). :'-(
>>2736313
what ? why ?
>>2668659
Really wish she stopped her LGBT Crusades and focused on her acting career.
Followed her on instagram to actually see photos of her and all I got was a fuckload of Gaycation promotions.
I'm not fucking gay, I don't give a shit about those faggots, who the fuck cares what grown people do behind closed doors? BUT WHY MAKE A SHOW OUT OF THIS! I LIKED YOU FOR YOUR ACTING, NOT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS ADVOCACY SKILLS
>>2736682
>BUT WHY MAKE A SHOW OUT OF THIS!
>NOT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS ADVOCACY SKILLS
that's really it, "mental illness." I guess at it's core, gaycation is about spreading acceptance and understanding of gays and shit to ultimately acquire full rights for them since there are clearly many, many people all around the world that don't understand it and refer to it as a "mental illness;" weather it's succeeding at that or not.
That said, dressing up like tramps and parading around rainbow colored flags is certainly not going to get you very far in a country where people loathe gays for no reason whatsoever. Pride parades are for countries that have already established gay right laws, not ones where murder for simply being gay isn't out of the blue. IMO the show is trying to do good and it does spread awareness but isn't trying to tackle their problems in a good way.
>>2735920
She has the most perfect nose ever
>>2737208
>>2672227
nigga you gay
Is she bi or full on lesbian?
>>2741118
i think shes bi, just says shes a lesbian for political reasons
>>2713115
>>2732289
>>2743382
>>2743384
she looks like Kat Dennings there
>>2743386
>victoria justice and her young nephew
Built to get split in half in a gangbang of 5 big, black niggers.
>>2741174
>i think shes bi
Nah, she's been dressing like a dude forever, and she's never been linked with a guy except that one beard.
No way that Swedish dude would settle for that, if not for a ruse
>>2743727
its just how i keep the fantasy alive
>>2711360
Where do I find girls like this in real life?
>>2746281
San Francisco
>>2746189
Here breasts are larger and perkier than I gave her credit.
>>2747007
>>2747007
does she smoke or is this a role?
>>2747111
That is real life; she mokes.
>>2746281
Your nearest rehab clinic for anorexia
>>2747012
*heart melts*
>>2747111
>>2747130
>tfw you'll never have a smoke with Ellen
>>2743381
So much Sigourney Weaver in there, it's disconcerting.
>>2747626
her weight is healthy for someone of her petite stature
also keep in mind that "thin and fit" is the way everybody's body is meant to be
if you're fat, it's because you actively choose to become so and remain so on a meal-by-meal basis
stop being jealous of people who do it right
>>2751460
i wouldn't say everybody is supposed to be "thin and fit," you can have a large build without being fat. but ya, i wouldn't say she is anorexic at all
Don't die pls
>>2756103
It's self bumping now. You'll have to make a new thread if you want more Ellen.