Mommy Cinematic Universe #7

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>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you

>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill

>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

>Hayley Atwell - Mommy's British friend from her college days, she moved back to England but visits semi regularly after getting divorced and is especially clingy, loves to cuddle you, knowing that you get close to her.

>Rosamund Pike - Your kindhearted and understanding Principal, who knows it's been difficult for you due to your home situation. Likes to have talks with you regularly to see how you're getting on in school and at home, but can't help but tease you when you're alone in her office.

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>Dakota Johnson - Kate Beckinsale's mousy, somewhat unkempt looking personal assistant. Is timid when Kate is around and gets bossed around a lot, although she tolerates it because she admires her. Smiles when you're around and occasionally kisses you on the cheek when no one else is looking.

>Emilia Clarke - Late daddy's youngest sister— frequently travels internationally for work, and has only seen you a handful of times. Insists on cuddling with you whenever she can, as she wants to make sure she makes up for lost time.

>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

>Rachel Weisz - Mummy's friend from the neighbourhood book club, who regularly suggests erotic novels aimed at older married women only to the dismay of the other members. She's flirty with you whenever there is a meeting at your house, and she leaves suggestive, sometimes erotic notes under your matress.

>Elizabeth Banks - Mommy's wild old college roommate who she used to party very hard with, but is now single and lonely. She's coy and very fond of you.

>Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who lets you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection because you remind her of her own late son

>Rhea Seehorn - The lawyer you were appointed to oversee your potential abuse case. She has a keen interest in you and visits you at home sometimes to protect you when mommy is out

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previous thread here >>2651796


Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe

Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8
don't forget that you can post high res .webm/s

keep bullying to the minimum/
feel free to participate in the writing.
expanding on the existing works is gud


also, someone better than me write for Annie Clark's addition pls

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>>2655945
>I hate the Quebecois
Hey, I take offense to that.

Because of Dolan getting close to Chastain? Pretty sure he doesn't swing that way mate, your mommyfu won't be tainted.

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>>2655972
jewfuckingbitch

she ruined Antje tbj

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>Emilia Clarke makes the list but Carice doesn't
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

no need to make a new thread this early

>>2655981
I must've missed it

what's her story again?

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>>2655981
Every entry needs a write up anon

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Why is she so perfect, bros? ;_;

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Guys we gotta find a way to spice things up

>>2656170
who is this Julia Roberts wannabe

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>>2655945
>>Jessica Biel - two-faced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone

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>>2656216
chill senpai

Autumn is a top tier mommy

>>2655945
>>2655972
Dolan is indeed homosexual. Don't worry about your mommyfu. You've got to give it to him, he has good taste in mommies, look at the actresses he chose in his previous movies (can't find HR pics though).

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>>2655981
Carice Van Houten - Owner of magick supply/fancy dress hire shop. Milks your semen for her magick spells. Rumors abound that she summoned a succubus.

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>Come here feed on auntie's tits, honey

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Glad she made it in OP, she's a keeper

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I just had a very strange dream, involving Chastain, Antje, and other four women (one of them possibly being Vera - I don't remember). Outside, in late night, they were all sitting around a table having this heated argument on who's worthy enough to get an Oscar award or some shit. Basically I had the role of Chastain's "servant". After the argument, she ordered me to get her her ring from the house.
I think I need to lay off this thread for a while. It's like getting into my bones.

>>2656306
>Dreaming about Antje
I only wish

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>>2656306
Good... Let the Mommy flow through you!

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>>2656306
pretty jealous desu

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Gonna pitch some extra Amys

>Amy Poehler - Mommy's friend from her improv acting class. She's very funny and is always trying to make you laugh. She loves being alone with your during parties and makes you touch her pretending it's for a joke

>>2656315
>Amy Poehler
No, thanks

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>>2656315

>Amy Ryan - Your dorky HR rep at school who counsels you when you feel alone. She uses a variety of toys found in her office to try and entertain you and make you feel better. She is always hugging you to cheer you up.

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>>2656318
I tried m8, not gonna get hung up about it.

What about Ryan though? I think she's pretty classy and very sexy.

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>>2656322
Antje is all I need

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>>2656323
I know m8 and she's fucking amazing, but I'm just tryna expand here.

Also, I think it's about time Naomi made it. She even made a movie about being a mommy and having sex with her best friend's son, while her own son does the same thing. It's called Adore. I'll do a write up for her that is basically this since it's so good.

Naomi Watts - Your best friend's Mommy who has known you since you were born. She has gotten closer and closer to you over the years as your best friend grows distant from her, and she takes it further every time she sees you. She loves you very much.

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>>2656330
Proof of her Mommy-worthyness (that's you in the pic)

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>>2656332

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>>2656333

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>>2656336
She also teaches her own son how to have sex in Movie 43

>>2656330
Naomi is alright

>>2656284
make Daddario her daughter or apprentice and we got a winner.

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Guys what even is the future of the MCU?

>>2656344
financial campaigning of Antje's new movies

>>2656341
THIS

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>>2656341
Daddario is the succubus.

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>>2656346
I subscribe to this. Someone make a kickstarter or something.

>>2656344
Too much expansion. A split is inevitable.

>>2656396
You want to go to war?

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>>2656330
>>2656332
OP here

just saw it. holyfuck that's some top-tier kino film shit

I'm gonna start adding some MCU approved /tv/ additions onto the list

starting with Adore (2013)

suggestions to the list is appreciated

>>2656400
A civil war perhaps?

Man you need professional help. This is going too far in your mind.

>>2656423
just let your mind wander, mate

>>2656425
Seriously man. One thing is one, two, three is alright, four I don't know, maybe...

But all they??? How I said before this is going too far.

>>2656407
I'm not a big fan of Eva Green, but add Womb (2010) is fucking amazing and a great addition.

>When Tommy brings a girlfriend, Monica, home to stay with them Rebecca behaves jealously, to both Tommy's and Monica's bewilderment. Tommy struggles with what appears to be sexual tension between himself and his mother.

>>2656427
M8 at this point it's all about having fun desu. This is autistic I agree but it's a nice way of expressing this shit without being harmful.

>>2656432
>but it's a nice way of expressing this shit without being harmful
>without being harmful
What are you talking about?

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I think that Antje should be promoted from auntie to mommy tbqh lads

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I've been thinking of writing a story based on that one anon who wanted to move to British Columbia with Antje Traue. . .but it's kind of serious and not greentext. Should I post it?

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>>2656434
I don't mean as in going out and harming people, but having an outlet for unhealthy fetishes and fantasies such as these is a good way of preventing it from spilling onto real life and relationships.

>>2656435
There's only one mommy m8. We finna have a civil war if you think otherwise senpai.

>>2656438
>but having an outlet for unhealthy fetishes and fantasies such as these
And I thinking all this was just a joke. Now it's disturbing.

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>>2656442
It's a mix.If you don't enjoy it you can git gud or git out

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>>2656436
I'm that anon and OP

go ahead, m8

How do I know which mommy is right for me?

>>2656455
Depends. What kind of mommy do you think could best take care of you?

>>2656457
I want someone gentle and nurturing with strong forearms for long-lasting tuggy time.

>>2656458

Well then, it looks like you are looking for the classic Mommy senpai.

Refer to this pic (>>2656344) for proof of Mommy Chastain's strong forearms.

However, some other mommies fit this bill. Evangeline Lilly is also a very good fit for this, as is Rosamund Pike. Take your pick

>>2656461
>Chastain vs. Lilly

talk about a tough decision to make

Which mommy has the best feet?

>>2656465
Elizabeth Banks probably? Better question is which mommy is more likely to let you use her feet for fun.

>>2656468
Would Auntje let me play with her feet?

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>>2656470
cant massage them herself

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>>2656468
My vote goes for Vera. Absolutely incredible foot game.

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>>2656470
She looks like she's into it. She probably makes you rub them after helping you work out to keep up your physical fitness!

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>>2656436
>>2656452

k here goes:

1/2

In the summer Antje practices naturism on your private beach. She sometimes goes entire days without putting on a shred of clothing. She invites you to try it, you're reluctant, but she subjects you to gentle teasing until you give in and take off your bathing suit. The sight of her naked body outdoors and in broad daylight fills you with lust, but at the same time it gives an impression of childlike innocence. You worry she will burn her skin.
After a long, still, day of oppressive heat a rare thunderstorm breaks out with such violence that Antje startles and jumps. She throws herself into your arms in mock panic. Neither of you have ever had sex during a thunderstorm before. Later she slips out of bed to fetch you both a cool drink, and finds a bedraggled sparrow huddling in a pool of water on the polished wood boards of the kitchen floor. In your haste to get into bed, you forgot to close a window.
Antje spends the next two days nursing the bird back to health, and ignores you. The sparrow makes a full recovery and flies off to rejoin its flock. Perhaps it or its fledged chicks will return to the island. The thought of chicks makes Antje touch her stomach. She wonders if there's still time.
That night her desire is almost brutal in its intensity. She forces you down into bed and assaults your body with her mouth and hands. You have no choice but to fuck her, again, and again, until she lies back gasping as the last orgasm shudders through her. Your final shot of semen is tinged red with blood from your bruised reproductive organs. If you could see its color lining the walls of her sex, you would worry, but you aren't aware, and fall asleep with your lover draped across your chest.

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>>2656479

2/2

The next morning you're both quiet. She spends the better part of the day sprawled on a rickety deckchair reading a book, while you split firewood and mend a leak in the roof. That night she cooks your favourite dinner and you snuggle on the couch while watching a movie on the old VCR machine.

Winter arrives quickly. Antje and you invent elaborate games to ward off boredom in the long, dark months. Her favourite game is called "Artemis." In this game both of you first dress in warm hunting clothes, you then wait in the cabin and give her a head start while she hides in the forest. You track her across the island. She evades you, sometimes for hours, but in the end you always find her.

She will make a last dash for escape, and struggle in your grip, but you are too strong. You pinion her arms behind her back and tie her wrists, also hobbling her legs with a length of rope. You march your shamefaced captive back to the cabin. Inside, you loosen her bonds only long enough to strip off her heavy clothes, then you secure her even more tightly to the bed, and have your way with her.

After a day and night of these games, you wake up to the noise of Antje vomiting in the bathroom. It's still dark outside. You wonder how long it will take you to get the boat ready for a trip into town to see the doctor. When she comes out she is wearing a small smile. She embraces you, her mouth tastes of bile but you kiss it anyway. She leans over your shoulder and whispers in your ear:

"I'm pregnant Anon."
Wew. I hope that wasn't too gay.

>>2656480
>I'm pregnant Anon.

Wew lad. Well fucking done.

>>2656479
>>2656480
m7

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Okay. OP here, I'm putting my foot down

no preg stories

>>2656484
Are you serious m8

I mean, I can deal with it but that Antje story was pretty good. Care to provide more guidelines as to what is acceptable and what isn't?

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>>2656396
I like to think of it as a multiverse with alternate realities like Marvel. One where it's just you and mommy, another one with you, mommy and auntie Bryce and one hyper sexual one where all of the mommyfus coexist and want you at the same time.

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>>2656481
>>2656482

Thanks. I don't think I've ever put that much effort into a 4chan post before.

>>2656484

O-okay s-sorry. If you want I could try writing another one, it might be fun. You could give me a basic plot to work with and I could adjust the style and tone as well.

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>>2656284
Nice, I like it

Mommy Cinematic Universe theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGJGXMUhmc

Why is Amanda Peet on the list? When's the last time Amanda Peet was relevant to anything?

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>>2656315
Yes please

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>>2656606
>Tina Fey - Amy Poehler's life partner and TV executive. Likes to watch Amy touch you.

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>>2656606
>>2656642

I'm so fucking down for this

>>2656479
>>2656480
Keep up God's work.

https://vimeo.com/154367944#t=43m28s
>ywn fuck Antje this furiously
why live

Time to stop this. It's a board for pics not for this autism.

>>2656484
I need to watch this movie just for Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard.

By the way, these threads are disturbing.

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>>2656704
>>2656714
This is the dawn of a new era you fucking plebs. Git gud

>>2656603
shes cute for an older lady and if you havent seen Saving Silverman, I suggest you do so and reconsider.

>>2656315
yes! she's prime mommy material

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>>2656872
She is so underrated

>>2656464
I would go with OG Mommy desu. She's all we need

>>2656699
sick

english subs when?

>>2656606
>that cleavage action

Muh dik

>>2656790
You need to be stopped man.

>>2657033
Give me a reason why.

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:3

>>2657043
We need pics not words.

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Why does she look so angry all the time?

post movie posters pls

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>>2657286
You mean this?

>>2657312
Should have been mommy wars desu

>>2656346
>>2656377
But what are these movies?

>>2657138
Plenty of pics ITT. Autism and pics aren't mutually exclusive.

>list of ~20 people that are in this universe
>same people posted every thread

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>>2657787
Then contribute you fag

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Do you guys think that Mommy would allow a trip to England with Hayley?

>>2657858
What if I come to this thread to get the pics tho

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>>2657861
Nothin wrong with that senpai

But you can at least try

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What do you guys think about Silverman? She's entering mommy territory swiftly

>>2657866
No

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>>2657867
Ight. What about Taraji P. Henson? Just shopping around at the moment

>>2657866
I'd bang her, but she's terrible. If this was a thread for gutter skank aunts, she'd be perfect.

>>2657864
there better be some essential mommycore barefoot Aunt May shots in Spider-Man: Homecoming

>>2657866
>>2657869
No

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>>2657872
We can only hope senpai

>>2657872
Why does she have to be barefoot?

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Guys ScarJo is an official Mommy now, would she be able to make it in? IMO she still looks a bit too youngish. Seemingly unfit, idk

>>2657884
Apparently the only requirement is that she be a woman. Dakota Johnson is part of the thread so anything goes

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>>2657886
Yeah I don't like her either. I think we should have some sort of system where we review entries and either get rid of outright or vote out entries that do not hold much weight. Dakota and Brie just don't really fit in. Brie played a mommy recently in a film but she would need a better write up in order to remain relevant desu.

>>2657886
We should probably cap it off at who ever is youngest in that group now and don't go below that

>>2657887
It should just be the people who are actually posted in these threads.

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>>2657891
Too limiting of a factor desu

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>>2657865

Early faps.

She's 17 in this picture desu.

>>2657967
Damn she always had that mature face

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>>2657967

Sorry I didn't word that well. Biel was 17 when she posed for that salacious photoshoot. I don't know how they got away with it, considering that you can see a little peek of nipple, not that I'm complaining. I don't know how old Emily Blunt is in that picture where she's wearing the blue dress.

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Post Antje

>>2657922
If there is no interest then why should they even be in the thread?

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>>2657887
I thought Brie was just a side character and didn't need to be a mommy.
However, it should be noted that she's looking older than her age these days.

>>2658103
Mom jeans

>>2657784
But this autism is disturbing.

>>2658155
for you

>>2656286
Is there a source for this?

>>2658297
Der Fall Barschel

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> Oh Anon, it looks like mommy is working late tonight...

> Why am I in your bed? It's all because I want to cuddle with you, I thought about you so much when I was away...

> Won't you cuddle with Auntie Emmi tonight?

You're all fucking sick.

I love it.

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>it's a babysitter Biel puts you in a headlock episode

>>2656277

Aren't we worried about her penis toes brainwashing us into becoming bicurious /gif/ posters?

Who in the MCU is most likely to indulge and cultivate an appreciation for a woman's beautiful feet?

She would ask you what you though of her pedicure or her shoes. Maybe she is training for a marathon and wants you to apply those reflexology tricks she's always making you practice.

>>2658913
Antje, I hope

>>2658913
Feet aren't attractive

>>2658923
the door is plenty big enough for you and your wrong opinion. I suggest you use it, pal.

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>>2658923
Get a load of this guy

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>>2658923
is dis nigga 4 real

>>2658929
I just want to kiss auntie Antje's thighs...

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>>2655945

I submit Sasha Alexander for your consideration, I wouldn't know what would her backstory be, but I'll see if I can think one up

>>2659040
who doesn't

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>>2659079
She's kinda plain desu

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I'll do a writeup of hugetits later if you guys think she can make it in

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Guys, Linda Cardellini is quickly becoming the next promising addition.

>Linda Cardellini - Mommy's best friend from her high school days. She was nerdy and geeky when growing up, so she's making up for her lack of boyfriends now and constantly jokes about you being the age that she missed out on. She hits on you all the time.

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>>2659281
More proofs

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>>2659284

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>>2659285

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>>2659286

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>>2659287

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>>2659288
And that's it. Let these pics be enough for your consideration.

Can't let mommy die

>>2656484
Thank you, the preg shit is too much; it takes you out of it

>>2656484
What's the line then OP?

>>2659287
NICE.

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OP here, finally unbanned again.

>>2659673
>>2659678
the line I'm drawing is nothing beyond softcore. Innocence is key.

>>2659723
Why do you keep getting banned bruv

Chill

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>>2657859

I'd like to post about her more, but since she keeps getting her own threads we can't use her much.

Same goes for Christina Hendricks, who is without a doubt my personal favorite and has been for years.

I also have a soft spot for pic related.

>>2659723

>the line I'm drawing is nothing beyond softcore. Innocence is key.

What does breastfeeding with no swear words count as?

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>>2659273

As long as it's her in her Criminal Minds post babby body form.

That webm's been circulated enough.

>>2660180
that sounds good

>>2660176
Scully has a perfect mommy voice/tone. Same with Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Tilly.

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>>2660180
>breastfeeding

MUH DINK

>>2658571

I like how thick she's been getting recently.

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Since we have one spicy latina let's have another

>Mariah Carrey - The vocal coach that mommy paid for in order to guide you in your aspiring music career. She meets together with you and your guitar teacher, Annie, for group lessons, but she prefers and insists on having private lessons with you.

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>>2660281

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>>2660289

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>>2660286

>>2660277

I enjoy how ditzy she seems to be. Gets across the mommy attitude well.

The whole rape joke she made on live TV is still something she laughs about now. Imagine being her son as well, she had him when she was 14 I believe, meaning by the time he was 18 she was only 32.

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>>2660293

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>>2660294
Amen. She's one of the best parts of the MCU

>>2660294
>little girls that get old too young
this is how you segregate the real mommys from the impostors.

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Ok guys, some might like this idea, some might not, but I went ahead and made a poll of the least posted members of the MCU from the last couple threads (yes I checked) bar the latest additions, as they have time to prove themselves.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10248842

If you guys don't like this idea then ignore the poll and don't vote. Simple as that.

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>>2660298
Also, if the poll proves a success, then OP should simply omit them from the next thread. That easy.

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I know how you guys feel about Silverman, but I mean, she's even Biel approved!

>>2660307
thats the least authentic smile I've ever seen on Biel.

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>>2660307

>Sarah Silverman - Late Daddy's rude cousin who constantly makes inappropriate remarks about you and how she finds you attractive. She loves making you uncomfortable when she hangs out with babysitter Biel.

>>2660308
Real enough for you senpai?

>>2660310
>real
>bona-fide Jew magick
good one

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>>2660181
Of fucking course pham. IMO, either way is fine with me.

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>>2660305
K I S S B A C K
I
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>>2660215

She's a real qt. She'd be perfect if not for the occasional feminist stuff she brings up every now and again.

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>>2660311
You don't like Jew tits famalam?

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>>2660310
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e1_1181994741&comments=1&selected_view_mode=desktop

For those interested

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Almost at 200 posts guise

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200th post for mommy

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>>2660327
Close

>>2660329
>antje got it

DUDE

Womb streaming when?

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>hey, sweetie
>ready to get your fingers moving?

someone pls write for ANNNIE

Sarah Silverjew has no business in this thread. She would never provide any comfort and probably would have bad parenting skills. Also, her face is so ugly. Unacceptable, that's a boner killer.

She should never be brought up again.

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>>2660372
See if you like this one bro

>Annie Clark - The guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills. She loves to do group sessions with your vocal teacher Mariah, but gets jealous easily and prefers to teach you in her studio alone. She loves to teach you by putting her hands on yours.

>>2660329
Actually counting the OP makes it so that Mommy got the 200th post

Just FYI

>>2660399
I've seen her nudes

gross

>>2660408
leave mariah out of this pls

>>2660298
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10248842


Should have added Emilia Clarke to the list. She doesn't belong in the MCU.

>>2660484
She just got added last thread. New additions have 1 thread after addition to prove their worth. She has been posted very few times this thread so she might be on the next list

>>2660440
Just omit than part then senpai.

Though honestly I like Mariah I htink she'd be a fine addition

>>2658353
Thank you.

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>>2660215
Sigourney. Weaver.

How has she not been mentioned yet? I realize no ones done a writefag entry yet. Someone definitely should...

>>2660626
Fine af in galaxy quest desu

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>>2660298

>gemma and cate completely untouched

Good taste lads.

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I'd like to ask you guys, what is it about this proclivity in particular that appeals to you more than any other?

I'd say for myself I just really enjoy the comforting part of it, perhaps coupled with this admittedly somewhat infantile aspect to it.

The word infantile seems to put people off because it conjures imagery of adult diapers and getting literally treated like a baby or something, but for myself it's really more the loving, tender 'technically' dominant feeling that certain words or being treated a certain way brings me. It's not so much that I want to be treated like a child, it's more that I just like being comforted with this minor sexual aspect tied to it. This feeling is helped, incidentally, by a woman having a certain look and/or physique, which I'd imagine I don't need to go into.

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>>2661057
I'm probably in the minority here, but I actually find the infantile aspect to be the least attractive part about this. I like the way the women look, I like women of a certain age, and I like the role play attitude about it. The comforting aspect of it can be good as well, but hey it just depends on the mommy.

>>2661039
Cate is a bitch tbqh

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>>2660298

Btw guys, the top 2 on each poll will be out of the MCU, if OP agrees with that. If there is a tie in between the second and third candidate, then we have a secondary poll to see who goes out.

So far it looks like Dakota will for sure be out, then there is currently a tie in between Brie, Amanda & Winona. As this thread expires, we'll see who is left.

>>2661057
Is there a more comforting sight than a soft, bulbous breast that looks bursting with milk?

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>>2661077
I think not.

Also, we should add Selma to the list, but I have no write up right now so we will leave it for the next thread.

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Posting some Rhea

>>2661071

I think this is the silent majority honestly

Post more Gemma

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> ywn go to sweet Gemma's bakery
> ywn get to try those tasty treats
> ywn feel her kiss your cheek, taking the crumbs around your mouth

Just fucking sadden my shit right up Senpai.

>>2661160
Gemma is the best MCU girl after Antje

>>2661189
Objectively the worst opinion

>>2661235
>objectively worsen not being the Tomei poster(s)
nigger blood needs to leave

>>2661249
>tomei
>bad
you were fine till that

>>2661252
I can handle the feminism shit other mommys spout, but supporting Obama and his administration is straight up Hillary equivalent in my book and I actually have a book. If that werent enough the whammy is most certainly FOOT TATTOO.

>>2661072

Yeah, she is sort of feministy and bitchy in interviews.

>>2661269
not to mention she IS Sicilian

>>2661269
Can we please not have politics in these threads

Mommies are to be neutral

>>2661294
>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

not a mommy

>>2661308
Neither is 99% of this list

>>2661269
>political shit
If they are hot, No one cares

>>2661313
>99%
your stats are off

>>2661317
Look at the list again and only one is designated as "mommy" in this

>>2661269

I feel the same way about Gillian Anderson, which is ultimately why I wouldn't want her on the list.

THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE MOMMY

>>2661347
Antje

>>2661347

Chrissy Hendricks 2bh

>>2661371
She's an Aunty

>>2661378
She is a mommy in my MCU head canon

>>2661393
Non-canon, like the expanded universe

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Can I nominate Constance Wu for the yellow fever mommyposters?

>>2661497
I'm surprised we haven't got an asian yet

>>2661497
>>2661499
please take the door and never come back

>>2661510
No

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>>2661510

But she plays a convincing mommy on tv

>>2661512
>>2661497

>inb4 someone makes her a math teacher

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>pose for auntie, hun

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>>2661497

She's quite attractive but she's young enough to be my older sister. Although I suppose I'm probably older than a lot of you.

She's still too young to be the mother of anyone posting here unless she got pregnant as a young girl. Maybe if that's your thing. . .

>>2661101
>>2661093
>>2661091
>>2661088
>>2661085
>>2661084
>>2661082
>>2661080
would wife/10
thanks for posting, anon

>>2661574
I want to lick her knees

>>2661575
Why is she so beautiful lads?

>>2661690
im georgian too and no idea whos she?
name?

>>2661705
Antje Traue

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Guys Megyn is fucking delicious. I'll do a write up for her when I come up with something god. We're reaching a saturation point.

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>>2661893
Perfect Mommy look IMO

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>>2661894

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>>2661895

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>>2661897

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>>2661898

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>>2661899

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>>2661900

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>>2661901

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>>2661902

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>>2661904

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>>2661905
And I'm spent. Hope you guys can consider her.

>>2661906
She looks good. Thanks senpai

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Mommy thread goin on in /tv/ famalams, don't miss it

>>2662567
Link it

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>>2662568
Here senpai

>>>/tv/69815515

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>>2662574
wew lads this thread is hot

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>>2662574
>mod deleted the thread

FOR FREE

It got deleted hahaha

>>2662647
>tfw mommy issues autists getting BTFO

Never thought I'd say this: Based. Mods.

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OP HERE

post more webms

I don't have much in the folderino

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>>2662654
Get a load of this faggot

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>>2662656
k

The thread is nearing its end

any new additions I've missed?

>>2663087
Who do you have?

I think these have gotten a writeup this thread:

Naomi Watts
Amy Ryan
Mariah Carrey
Annie Clark
Sarah Silverman
Linda Cardellini
Amy Poehler
Tina Fey

And these two got voted out:
Dakota Johnson
Amanda Peet

>>2663096
And posts with these writeups:


Naomi Watts: >>2656330
Amy Ryan: >>2656319
Mariah Carrey: >>2660281
Annie Clark: >>2660408
Sarah Silverman: >>2660310
Linda Cardellini: >>2659281
Amy Poehler: >>2656315
Tina Fey: >>2656642

Just add who you judge worthy OP

>>2663096
>>2663087
I think it would be better in the long run if we vote in new additions instead of having to vote them out.

>>2663108
Agreed, but I think we should vote both in and out. Some clearly don't fit, and the poll shows that Dakota was an unwelcome addition. Let OP decide which should make it into the new thread, and from thread #8 forward we can vote in entries at around the 200th post or so.

>>2663110
RESET THE LIST

>>2663110
>>2663643

OP here

I'll do an "official" poll on thread #8, which I'd start in an hour

>>2663644
Cool

N2EW THREAD HERE >>2663798

1NEW THREAD HERE >>2663798

NUMBer 8 here >>2663798