Ellen Page

Would you become a girl if it meant you could go out with her? I would.

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>>2559113
I am already a girl, she is one of the few ladies I like in movies.

>>2559116
Do you want to eat her out and suck on her flat chest though?

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>>2559117
I'd do anything for and to her desu

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>>2559121
Nice.

>ellen thread is back
yey :3

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>>2559111
>>2559799
>>2559911

nice

>>2560091
Is that Justin Bieber or Ellen Page?

>>2559116
a girl with a penis?

>>2559113
Why would I have to become a girl when I could just do that as a guy?

>>2560955
She's a lesbian.

>>2560966
You still believe in """lesbians"""?
lmao

*was cute.

>>2559106
you mean HE is cute

She appears in a game, Beyond Two Souls, graphics are awesome con PS4

>>2559113
perhaps
if it was by magic or something
fuck those freaky operations that puts you inbetween

>>2561079
That was a not so good sequel to The Last of Us.

>>2562323
what the fuck happened to her jaw though? shes a lesbian anyway i guess

>>2562816
>accepting your sexuality distorts your facialfeatures

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this is the one

>>2563478
i know its photoshopped
but
[spoiler] i want to kiss her tummy [/spoiler]

>>2559113
100% yes

Looks like a long haired 14 year old boy. Nothing sexy about this cunt.

>>2563559
This, I mean there were hotter girls at a fucking grocery store today

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>>2563593
>Implying

Just thinking about how tight her holes must be gets me rock hard.

>>2559113
>he fell for the lesbian meme

what happened to her career?

>>2564260
She never did do that many at a time
freeheld came out last year

>>2559106
But she is lesbian. LESBIAN.

>>2564282
This anon's got the point

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She's a smoker, that makes her 50x hotter in my book.

>>2564290
Why does it matter if she's a lesbian? You wouldn't have any better chance with her if she was straight?

>>2564290
>>2564282

No they don't, stupid.

OP said nothing about his intentions to fuck her. Her being a lesbian doesn't stop her from being cute.

Do humanity a favor and kill yourselves. No seriously. Please do. If you have any suicidal ideations, then act upon that. The fact that you said these things means that you don't matter. You're in the way. You need to be deleted for humanitarian purposes.

Please kill yourself. It's the right thing to do.

>>2564595
The way she dresses now makes her look like an awkward Jewish kid at his bar mitzvah.

>>2565252
Dem teefs :3

>>2564296

>Her being a lesbian doesn't stop her from being cute.
Yes it does. lmao cry more.
lmao

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>>2563559
>>2563593
Well why don't you FUCK OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE THEN REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2565444
You are proving the point more
>disgusting

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>>2565472
>how do I greentext

>>2565487
>disgusting

>>2559113

I'd become a girl regardless, I just want hot lesbian sex.

>>2564292

Yeah cancer sure is hot

>>2565516
>implying you won't get cancer any way.

>>2565516
My dear anon, we all die eventually, might as well have some fun while alive!

If only she had hips, she'd be like 9/10 in my book.

I just had a massive wank over her legs AMA

>>2565671

>brb having a stroke at 55

>>2565472
why does it matter?
if you like something else better then fucking leave

>>2565851
I'd stroke her

>>2565843
Why are you so lewd?

>>2565843
Any pics in particular?

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>>2565926
This one.

>>2565938
werewolf forearms

>>2565938
thats what happens when you have 0% body fat

>>2566141
What's her character's power? And how could it be used sexually?

>>2566141
Young Sigourney Weaver jaw

>>2566163
She could appear in new Alien movies as ripley

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>>2566200
Fixed. God she could have been so perfect...

>>2566203
What do you mean "could have"?

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>>2559106
She's pretty, and pretty meh.

Pic not related.

>>2566643
That's a shoop! R-Right?

Why are there so many movies where she gets with disgusting guys?

>>2567406
because she's an """"""""ugly"""""""" girl

aka not a cow chested blonde bimbo whore

>>2567406
Cuz she's a lesbian. She's pushing her feminist agenda.

>>2567411
>cow chested blonde bimbo whore
True Ellen fan. I like you a lot family

because >>2567406 when a Human person is Comfortable having (hetrosexual) sex and is -also- GOOD at having (HetroSexual) sex, then,

they will never be a lesbian
or a trap / prissy fag
or a (peaceful?) muslim like this BlackStar >>2550403

>>2566203
you just turned her into Eva Green
we already have one of those

>>2568521
Eva Green has a massive fivehead as well, I think that looks more like Linda Cardellini.

>>2568564
hmm
fair enough

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there are two kinds of people
#1) .. Anti-Racists & Anti-Sexists .. >>2568515
#2) ... the other 98% of the entire Global population ...

>>2568436
lost. set?

>>2568605
too paranoid to save that
damnit

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>>2568594
I cant believe what happened to Boltie at the end of that movie! OUTRAGE!!

>>2569152
didn't see it, tell me what happened

>>2569152
she gets killed in The East as well (and buried naked) but no one talks about that

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>>2569165
Its pretty fucking gruesome.
Boltie takes a headshot, and they show the result up close.

It s the perfect fap material for people who are Ellen Page fans AND goreporn fans.

>>2569271
>ywn hug Ellen

>>2563523
you mean "airbrushed" or entirely fake? has she no other photoshoots where she whores it out good or are you all faggots

>>2569607
what do you think you airbrush with?

hellllo, just another online distraction huhdurr

>>2565893
I like the strokes

>>2559113
Oh yes I would NTR her so much. With other women of course.

>>2570304
worth watching?

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>>2570387
Anything with her is worth watching desu senpai

>>2571213
Whip would've been perfect Ellen Page movie just without that guy.

>>2564292
Listen closely to her hippie wisdom, you unenlightened avidya.

>>2566147
She can pass through physical objects. Its sexual options are endless.

>>2572261
I must have a bad imagination because I can't think of any.

>>2572721

Jesus Christ...
>Vegans
Into the fucking trash she goes!

>>2572723
Would you rather kidknap her and force feed her a protein rich diet until she's restored to her former glory?

>>2572683
>you will never know if thats the fly or her pubes

>>2572731
Nah, I'd just convince her that she is wrong.

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>>2559106

>>2564292
Wait till he hits 30 and the smokee make her face look 40. That's te only reason i quit. I didnt want to look haggard and old when i turn 30

>>2573886

Yuck. Jodie Foster should have played the older woman for extra yuck.

>>2575606
>wait till you see my dick

>>2576248
I wish :(

I want to make love to her
it would make me less self conscious about my less than enormous penis

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>>2575606
>>2576248

The fact she wears boy's underwear only makes her about a million times more erotic. And it would be really hot if she did have a dick.

>>2576346
If she had a dick I bet it would be so cute.

>>2576346
But wouldn't that make you gay?

>>2576751
Welcome to 4chan

>>2576751
No. Some women have a penis.

>>2576751
Yes
>>2577128
You misspelled tranny

So, Ellen would be a lesbian with a dick. And obviously you'd be a girl. So, would you rather be a vag girl or a dick girl?

I bet she just has the cutest little pink puckered asshole.

>>2577985
>little
Giant green dildos do damage man

>>2578016
Why specifically green?

>>2578741
He's projecting.

>>2578744
Personally I'd always go for a realistic looking white dildo.

>>2578016
Do you get green stains around your asshole when you use green dildos?

>>2578757
have you seen hulkspunk?

>>2577985
>pink
Nah, it's probably brown tbqh

>>2578843
That's a big forehead.

>>2579277
What are you gonna do about it?

>>2579363
strangle it... tightly grasp the juggler and squeeze hard...

>>2579277
>receding hairline
Honestly I think she just got cursed with low estrogen or something.
All the qualities of a dude, besides her baby face

>>2579400
So, it's like a young boy that cross-dresses like a girl but is actually a girl.

>>2559106
she's disgusting and has the voice of an old lady that is freezing and dying

>>2578843
>the British flag
what did she mean by this? she Anglo-Canadian right? so does she want to gas all the French Canadians?

>>2579920
It means she's gagging for my uncut British meat.

>>2580752
She peaked here, right?

>>2581291
I'd have never took her home wearing those leggings.

>>2561098
thanks kristian

>>2581919
She looks so much like a pretty looking boy. I love that.

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>>2582424

Tomboy (femboi?) Ellen Page is the best Ellen Page!

>>2583353
pedo AND gay

>>2583465
touché

>>2582299
You can see his desperation that he's not going to get laid tonight and regrets spending any money to Ellen Page.

>>2579277
Remember Christina Ricci.

>>2584036
I like that one

>>2565931
Dem poorly shaved big foot arms tho

>>2576751

nah, just has a cock fetish.

>>2585475
So..gay

>>2583353
I literally fap to her 2 times a day.

>>2585898
once in the morning and once during lunch

>>2585898
What pic have you fapped the most to?

>>2586131
>during
kek

>>2589367
fucking brutal wow

>>2589391
Couldn't resist the urge.

>>2563478
any more tight fit midriff pics of her?

>>2589367
this one always makes me cum hard

>>2589367
You don't cut in line!

>>2586172
The ones where she looks like a boy.

>>2576346
>>2586172

>>2589947
So the entire thread?

Do you ever have one of these thoughts where you think if you were one of those pathetic looking but somewhat likable male actor then you might have a chance at acting as Ellen's love interest? And even kiss her?

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I've got 304 photos of her.

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>>2589606
I looked, that's all I had sorry

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>>2574293

>old Ellen: Cute, alternative tomboy
>New Ellen: feminazi lesbian

>>2560100

Conan O'Brien addressed the resemblance in an interview. Her face is priceless
youtu.be/vV-9p2YQKxk?t=185

>>2594473
gg conan. watched the whole thing. no priceless face

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Damn, I fell in love again.

>>2593063
Sometimes yeah, but then I remember that I'm not a Jew.

>>2559106
>She is cute. CUTE.

Why are weeb memes so bad?

>>2599031
swing and a miss

JUST SO YOU KNOW DICK IS NOT MEANT TO BE CUTE OKAY?

>>2600677
MY DICK IS SUPER CUTE SO IT WOULD GO GREAT WITH ELLEN

>>2600677
Even the feminine ones?

She's my third favourite lesbian.

>>2565516
>>2571880
>>2573435
The sooner Ellen dies, that's one less degenerate in the world.

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>be me at 18
>go to the wedding of my friend's bro working in Hollywood films
>spot Ellen whom he used to work with
>this is my only chance with her so I make a move on a girl for the first time in my life
>she's dressed so feminine and graceful despite her short physique
>gets invited to her hotel room later
>go to her room after the wedding ceremony
>turns out it's only me and her
>she wants to take a hot tub with me
>I get naked next to the tub while she takes off her cloths in the bedroom
>door opens, she walks in
>she has a towel on
>she silently takes off the towel
>finally, I'm facing at her completely naked body with my naked body in front facing each other dick to dick with nothing in between
>I tell her I'm not gay
>she tells me she is
>I pick up the towel she was using and run out of the hotel room
>never watch any of her movies ever again

>>2604852
>facing each other dick to dick

That must not have been Ellen Page, anon. Girls don't have dicks.

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>>2604852

>>2604934
Would you sexually cuddle with a boy who looks exactly like her?

>>2605020
does he have a pussy?

>>2605025
No, only a tiny fragile dick.

>>2604852
FIXED

>go to the wedding of my friend's bro working in Hollywood films
>spot Ellen whom he used to work with
>this is my only chance with her so I make a move on a girl for the first time in my life
>she's dressed so feminine and graceful despite her short physique
>gets invited to her hotel room later
>go to her room after the wedding ceremony
>turns out it's only me and her
>she wants to take a hot tub with me
>I get naked next to the tub while she takes off her cloths in the bedroom
>door opens, she walks in
>she has a towel on
>she silently takes off the towel
>finally, I'm facing at her completely naked body with my naked body in front facing each other dick to dick with nothing in between
>I tell her I'm not gay
>she tells me she is
>we 69
>I tell her I'm not gay
>she tells me its ok
>simultaneous orgasm
>we both swallow
>"thats a big load, anon"
>"for you"
>ellen smiles
>we make out and chill in the tub for a bit
>I tell her I love her
>"I know"

[spoiler]
tfw can't contribute becuase all my ellen is from this thread[/spoiler]

>>2605020

Mind if I ask how you define "sexually cuddle"? Like, cuddling naked?

>>2605008
I never saw this without caption. Which movie?

>>2605028
I believe the term you're looking for is "feminine penis".

>>2605237
Yes, also touching genitalia and making each other cum. No penetration.

>>2605349

I'd totally rub cocks with Ellen, if she had one.

>>2605972
I want to rub my dick on her clit
Pretty sure she has one of those

>>2607888
>boobwindow
Adorable

>>2607921
>>2607888
But there's nothing beyond the window. How would you feel if you just move into a place and you open the window and there's just a thick brick wall instead?

>>2607921
>rib window

>>2607986

A flat-chested girl keeps you closer to her heart.

>>2608458
Gee when you put it like that it sounds super sweet

>>2608458
But the question is, is Ellen really a girl?

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>be 19 get kicked out of parent's home for getting caught jerking off
>move into pretty crappy apartment
>short girl living next door helps me move stuffs
>she's REALLY nice
>her name is Ellen she's an actress
>turns out she never had a boyfriend
>then she complains about how shitty the landlord really is (even though he appears OK at first)
>weeks later she knocks on my door at night
>she got kicked out of her room because she hasn't paid rent
>let her sleep on couch for a while
>at midnight, jerk off before going to sleep as usual
>hear the door opening all the sudden through the sound of gianna michaels moaning in my earplugs
>try to pull my pants up sitting down but it gets stuck so i have to get up to hide my dick
>it's obviously too late
>she comes in
>"d-do you need to go to toilet or s-something...? i-it's right next to the k-kitchen..."
>she immediately pulls down my pants to expose dick
>she tells me she knows all about dicks
>i tumble down out of surprise
>accidentally i hit my desk's leg and my monitor falls
>it falls on Ellen's head while still displaying extreme close up of Gianna's living vagina
>Ellen says 'ouch' and scratches back of her head
>i get up quick and grab the nearest vase to smash it on her head to knock her out
>then i run out of the apartment as fast as possible without ever stopping to even pull my pants up
>find a couple of patrolling police
>hurriedly tell them about what happened
>they bring me to their station to ask me questions
>tell us what happened, what's her name, her height and hair color and etc...
>afterward, we go back to my apartment but Ellen isn't there anymore (she even took my wallet)
>they eventually leave
>next day, i get kicked out by the shitty landlord because i brought police over

I was kicked out of my apartment all because of her. I saw her while watching Juno but I'll never watch any of her movies again in my life.
Still, I don't understand how she knows all about dicks without even having a boyfriend.

>>2609175
>be 19 get kicked out of parent's home for getting caught jerking off
>move into pretty crappy apartment
>short girl living next door helps me move stuffs
>she's REALLY nice
>her name is Ellen she's an actress
>turns out she never had a boyfriend
>then she complains about how shitty the landlord really is (even though he appears OK at first)
>weeks later she knocks on my door at night
>she got kicked out of her room because she hasn't paid rent
>let her sleep on couch for a while
>at midnight, jerk off before going to sleep as usual
>hear the door opening all the sudden through the sound of gianna michaels moaning in my earplugs
>try to pull my pants up sitting down but it gets stuck so i have to get up to hide my dick
>it's obviously too late
>she comes in
>"d-do you need to go to toilet or s-something...? i-it's right next to the k-kitchen..."
>she immediately pulls down my pants to expose dick
>she tells me she knows all about dicks
>i tumble down out of surprise
>Ellen latches on to my dick and starts sucking
>she won't stop
>I've cum twice already please
>I eventually pass out
>wake up hours later feeling tired
>she's bouncing on my dick
>tells me she loves me
>sees she's actually a girl
>I don't know what to say
>she admits she only knows about dicks because of porn ( like how I only know about vaginas)
>I say I like her too
>she stops bouncing and leans in for a kiss
>whispers in my ear "please love me"
>we spend a passionate day together
>years later even though it didn't work out we ended it on good terms
>I still remember her
>got a letter last week
>she remembers me
>she says that even though we're on two different roads and we may never again meet I'll always be in her heart
>I write back "I love you"
>"I have a letter from her today
>its a blank piece of paper
>my heart breaks
>flip it around
>"And I You"

Hard Candy Ellen is the best Ellen

>>2560091
I'd still suck those socks.

>>2594435
Dem socks though.

>>2559106
>She is gay. GAY.

fixed that for you, OP

>>2611954
Doesn't change the fact that she's cute. CUTE.

>>2589367

totally phuckin forgot about that shit.

>gold

>>2599790

total dyke

2 cute 4 words

>>2599791
You can see her dick from here.

>>2614798
Bigger than yours then

>>2612397
She's never gonna be attracted to you. NEEEEVEEEER.

>>2615556
i don't care, there are cuter girls elsewhere

>>2615793
then go elsewhere

>>2615556
Fuck you i got a honkin big vag that she gonna come running to!

>>2559106
he

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>cute
lmao not anymore
i noticed all these pictures are old as FUCK
why?
cos she's been taking testosterone treatment to make herself more butch since coming out
she's a full blown lesbo sjw and dead on making herself look like a man now
just move on to another actress you pathetic virgin

>>2616597
>you either die a hero . . .

>>2616597

I like her current look. Though it would have been better if she had simply gone back to her tomboy look from 10 years ago.

>>2559106
only in smart people tho

>>2618426
Why is her skin so wrinkly?

>>2619289
she's white

>>2619289
Low on protein

>>2619315
joke because gay

>>2559106
she has no career

>>2560973
>2004 + 12
>still thinking in boxes
>wat.ppt

>>2569875
What are they named after?
Having a stroke? Stroking someone? Just gibberish?

>>2572270
>prostate

>>2577130
yeah, she sure as hell ain't shaved

>>2616597
>she's been taking testosterone treatment to make herself more butch
JUST

>>2616597
>sjw
>dead on making herself look like a man

ebin meme

Reminder that tomboy Ellen is best Ellen.

>>2624290
that's right laurie

You think she has a hairy pussy?