How do I get a bf who looks like this?

I demand the answer!

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Die and reborn as a woman, duh

>>1582854
kek'd

>>1582831
If you fat and ugly like me - money/drugs. Or ypu can work out and be as hot as he is

>>1582858
>If you fat and ugly
No, I'm slim and feminine.

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>>1583304
Not happening. So like he said, drugs/money or workout.

FYI, feminine = ugly.

>>1582831
Take test, get big muscles, go on dating apps, look for guys with big muscles

Alternatively, hang around the gym a lot and be open about your sexuality while having big muscles

>>1583304
Go online, beg for a strong alpha male to dominate your boipussy and manhandle your smooth ads, it may help

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http://heyqween.tv/hesfit/

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>>1582852

There's no mystery to it. Most guys that you've posted in this thread are only looking for guys that are gym rats like themsleves. On occasion you may find one that is into the domination fetish and want to be with "twinkish" type to dominate, but they're few and far between. There are guys like this all over apps like scruff and grindr. Just filter them based on their preference. and you're bound to find someone.

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>>1583348
>beg for a strong alpha male to dominate your boipussy and manhandle your smooth ads
But I'm top.

>>1582831
Go on apps, you being fist dom top, looking for submissive muscle bottoms to train, fuck or fist, eventually blindfolded, discrete sex assured.

>>1582831
1. Go to gym
2. Get jacked (not necessarily roids)
3. ???
4. Get a beefcake bf.

Worked for me. Got a nice, 6ft tall, 240lb Viking. Getting married in the near future.

>>1583405
Happy for you anon! Got any tips for bulking? I'm on the lanky side

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>>1583415
bulking, especially if you live in the western world is a piece of cake...literally, Eat anything and everything in sight. Food is abundant and cheap.

thats now to say you shouldn't do cardio. Instead of slow pased (LISS/low intensity steady state) cardio like long distance running, do cardio sessions that are short bursts of max effort (HIIT/high intensity interval training)

god, I wish I had your problem. go to the store and see a box of cookies or bag of chips that you like? buy it. on the way home and see one of those shitty $5 pizzas from LIttle Ceasers? help yourself to TWO of them.

you just gotta eat.

>>1583415
Eat and work out 5-6 times a week (start with 3 times though to avoid burning out).
I forced myself to eat almost twice as much as I usually did.
4 egg omelet with chopped tomatoes and onion for brekky;
150g of mixed nuts with me to the office to munch on while doing emails;
Rice with chicken and some soup for lunch;
Pre-workout shake made of 3 egg whites, 1 tbsp of peanut butter, 1 scoop of protein, 3 tbsp of oats and a bit of water. At first disgusting so just swallow it quickly;
First dinner (after gym) steam rice or buckwheat with chicken breast and fresh veggies (had a few tomatoes and one big carrot);
Second dinner, 2 hrs before bed - rice or buckwheat with some chicken. Sometimes without, as I like rice as just a snack.

That is my way of eating through gains.

As per workout - cycling to gym and back. Did 6 days a week:
Mon - chest
Tue - legs
Wed - tricep
Thu - back
Fri - shoulders
Sat - bicep

Naturally perfectionist so didn't slack off.

Also my idea of all that in general is always not "I want a hot bf", but "I want to become worthy of a hot bf". The rest is dedication.

So that's how I did it. Obviously it's not a golden key to happiness but an example of the way.

>>1583422
Is that you? If so, you're a really cute couple

>>1583448
Me is
>>1583405
>>1583426

>>1583381
Show us this so called "top" cock

>>1582841
Who is this?

>>1583422
>>1583426
Thanks for tips guys!! Really appreciate it - I'm gonna try to force myself to eat twice more than I usually do. I always try to eat rice + meat + vegetable so should I focus on upping the meat?

And is working out while going through the bulking phase necessary? Would it help increase my appetite or build much faster?

Thanks again for the detailed responses!

>>1583592
not working out is just going to make you fat

>>1583592
>And is working out while going through the bulking phase necessary?

Is this bait?

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>>1583381
>>1583497
It may help if you're hung, you're fucked when you have a micro cock

>>1583676
Dang bro yeah your we'll equipped to Fuck a muscle bottom

>>1583381
Pretty much not going to happen. Muscle bottoms are rare, ones that would even look twice at a time are rarer still.

Get to the gym faggot.

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>>1583723
Great advice.

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>>1583723
Believe me muscle bottoms aren't all THAT rare!

>>1583978
Well, I headed to becoming a muscle bottom. But the thing is, I won't let anyone smaller or shorter fuck me.

>>1583592
Working out is essential lol
And yes, you will naturally get hungrier after sweating the hell out of yourself at the gym.
I'm 6'3, naturally ~158lbs. Raised my weight up to about 190lbs by eating more and working out quite intensively.

>>1583349
holy fuck that host is cringy af. Speaks stiffer than a dick full of viagra. Is he literally just reading off an off-camera script? and that ego holy shit.

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>>1584862
He's a go-go boy in Los Angeles at a couple of the better known gay clubs.
He is probably dumb as fuck, most of them are, or at least they pretend to be.
Yes, he is reading a script.
I agree it is cringey as fuck when he says "I'm totally hot" or whatever, but somebody told him to say that, I doubt he would just say that on his own.
Johnny McGovern is the mastermind behind this and the other shows on the Hey Qween channel.
He was Ricki Lake's protegee for several years when he was quite young and I think he learned a lot about talk shows and "entertainment" from her.
I think it is nice that he is producing gay shows featuring gay people, but, yeah, I wish it could be a little more polished and watchable.

>>1585352
>He's a go-go boy in Los Angeles
DROPPED

>>1582831
Do your best to be the best person you can be, living by your own values, and what you perceive of values of the type of person you want to be, and be honest with yourself. Then, let people that you're attracted to know you're attracted to them.

Same way you get any boyfriend.