Tom Holland thread: Homecoming is Here edition

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>>1575488

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>>1575489

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>>1575490

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>>1575494

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>>1575495

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>>1575488
Two hours of Tom might literally make my heart explode but I'll see if I can handle it

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>>1575499
Are you sure it's only your heart that will be exploding, Anon? ;)

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>>1575500
Watching the topless scenes in public might be dangerous actually...

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The cutest couple :3
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIE56CgxEL/?taken-by=tomholland2013&hl=en

>>1575501
Whatever you do, don't imagine what it would feel like to have that body pushed up against you, and DEFINITELY don't think about Tom and Harrison blowing each other in the back row of a movie theatre. That won't help at ALL

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>>1575505
Absolutely not, I'll definitely not imagine feeling their muscular bodies, kissing them all over and them both spit roasting me

>>1575494
Can we get one fucking spiderman movie where he doesnt blow his secret identity please? Ffs

>>1575506
That would be very dangerous

It would be slightly less dangerous of you to think about yourself sitting in the back row with your pants and underwear around your ankles, one of them kneeling in front of you - bobbing his head up and down on your dick - and the other one with his hand underneath you - his finger massaging your hole - while keeping his eyes perfectly fixed on the screen like nothing at all is happening, except for the tiny knowing smile on his lips.

That would be slightly less dangerous than a spitroast, but still pretty damn dangerous, so don't think about that either.

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>>1575510
wew

I'm sure they're great at keeping quiet so no one notices, they've had lots of practice, me though? I'm not so sure, one of them would have to put their hand on my mouth whilst I plead with my eyes, hoping they won't ever stop.

So yeah, that's quite risky, pretty dangerous. I'll try not to think about anything lewd involving those two. Like how they must decide who bottoms and who tops, wrestling naked until one pins the other down, kisses him and fingers his hole

>>1575511
>they've had lots of practice
Tsk tsk. That's the kind of dangerous thought that leads to other dangerous thoughts, like "Well where have they had practice, then? Tom's trailer? In the office of a Disney exec after hours?"

I think we should move to Skype or something, Anon. I have a feeling you're also a regular in these Tom threads, and there are probably a few other dangerous scenarios that you and I should review together. Y'know, in the interest of public safety and all that.

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>>1575511
>that moan

Someone please post that video, he fucking knew what he was doing the little tease

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>>1575516
Or even a footjob under a table in a restaurant

It's something I'll consider ;^)

>>1575522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzduTVWs2o He always knows what he's doing. He's a massive tease. http://spideycentral.tumblr.com/post/162337832866/instagram-tomholland2013#container

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>>1575525
Fuck me I can't wait till the films out and it's a success so he can finally come out

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>>1575529
https://twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336

Neither can I
>Instagram posts of him and Harrison kissing and cuddling

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>>1575530
That's a subtle kind of dangerous, it could sneak up on you any time there's a restaurant scene in a movie...

It's your call, but remember that there's going to be thousands of homogays going to see this movie over the coming weekend, they're all in danger of cardiac arrest AND losing bodily fluids if we don't do something soon! Unless you think you can vaccinate us all with those little clips of Tom?

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>>1575531
I'll have to do my best, I'll have to think of some radical solutions, maybe Tom should let guys grope his muscles and suck his nipples.

He was great in Pilgrimage.

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>>1575534
Oh, you mean those thick nips that no shirt can contain? I like your theory, it might actually just be crazy enough to work.

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>>1575538
Fucking hell he's ridiculously sexy.
And that's not the only thick thing of Tom's that needs sucking.

Am I the only one who wants to see RDJ and him fuck?

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>>1575541
They probably have done, but still, yeah, I'd like to see it

>>1575539
Was that from Civil War?

Fucking hell, sad looking twinks with their hair over their face are my weakness. I wanna cuddle.

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>>1575541
you JUST know

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>>1575544
Yeah it is. He just melts your fucking heart.

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>>1575548

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>>1575549

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>>1575547
Chris would have left Tom with a limp

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>>1575547

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>>1575553
fucking kek
look at those shoes, I bet Chris packs a monster, Tom's eyes must've watered when he tried taking that thing in his mouth.
Bet Chris had to gag Tom with some cloth when he fucked his tight little smooth hole.

>>1575554
Fuck, don't get me thinking about the male Avengers all fucking Tom into tomorrow to test if he's good enough for the role while Tom tears up with a sock in his mouth, secretly enjoying it.

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>>1575557
How do you think he landed the role? His natural talent and charisma alone? That was his last audition, Tom's a cock slut who'll do anything to get what he wants.

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>>1575549
jeezus christ that bed hair

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>>1575560
He had a crazy night with Harrison

>>1575502
Mfw Harrison cums in Tom's ass and Tom wispers "you'll always be my batman" in Harrison's ear

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>>1575570
"You'll always be my Spidey" Harrison replies before he bites Tom's ear and kisses him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dth4XBmZto
He's clearly one of those gays who can never not mention his boyfriend

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>>1575572
Also in the interview he said Harrison does all the washing up, he's adorably obsessed with him. Half his brain is just "Harrison Harrison Harrison"

post his armpit pictures please

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>>1575576
Uh, okay I'll see what I have, how about this teasing little preview to start. ;^)

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>>1575577

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>>1575578

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>>1575571
AHHHHHHHHHHH This is to fucking CUTE I can't take it!!

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>>1575579

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>>1575580
>Cuddling together and watching a scary movie
my heart :3

>also posting Harrison's super homoerotic dance video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lP5Ae0nv0

I used to fap to this guy. Then some asshole on here posted a pic of HIS FATHER! I was perfectly content not knowing Tom would grow up to look like the lovechild of the grandpa from Up and a troll.

>>1575585
well what does his mom look like?

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>>1575589

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>>1575576
Do you think he and Harrison shave eachother
>You are now imaging cute foamy kisses between Tom and his best boy

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>>1575584
He's so fucking gay, I wish I could find that video of him just spraying a big can of whipped cream into his mouth whilst looking coyly at the camera, he takes camp to another level.

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>>1575591
They do everything together, shaving would be a lot easier, and more fun, together

My fave thing about Tom is how average he looks. He looks like an ordinary guy and that's kind of hot to me. In terms of the world of celebrity he's below average but if he wasn't a celebrity and say just a guy from my university I'd be crushing on him hard.

And the best thing about his averageness is the fact you don't expect the amazing god body from him.

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>>1575596
I get what you mean, he's just beautiful to me in such a real way.

>>1575598
He has flaws like his fucked up eyebrow but he's just so genuine and real in both looks and personality.

Like his amazing body wasn't paid for, he worked for it.

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>>1575601
He worked for it alright, and I LOVE his fucked up eyebrow, and he has such a great, wonderful personality, he seems like he's amazing to hang out with

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>>1575606
Seriously is this meme exercise a kink thing?

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>“The first thing you need to know,” he tells me, “all I have on under that costume is a thong. They brought them in on my first day, like, ‘Here are your thongs.’ I had serious misgivings – would my arsehole ever be the same again? But I had to get used to it.

>Would my arsehole ever be the same again?

http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/tom-holland-spider-man-superhero?previewId=ifigjp7

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>>1575609
Harrison must have asked him about that.
>"Really Tom? Really? That's what you thought would ruin your arsehole?"

>>1575606
Amazing personality. I mean during Civil War he was still living in his Brit house and stuff and just having a regular life, his instagram just full of being down the pub with friends still etc. But of course with the Spider-Man money he's living it up these days mostly in America but he has that same down to Earth personality.

Anyone remember when his friends had to bail on him on a night out so he took to twitter and instagram and asked his followers if anyone wanted to go for a pint with him and to DM him if they're in the area?

And who showed up? Two lovestruck fans who just took pics with him. He looked so disappointed in the pictures.

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>>1575579
>>1575578
I wish he has a clearer picture of his pits. it looks nice and shaved

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>>1575734
these are the biggest versions i could find

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>>1575742

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>>1575751

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>>1575721
He's pretty much perfect like that, I am extremely fucking envious of all the fun he's having though, wish I could join him.
And I remember that, couldn't sleep one night and saw him asking for people to meet him. I hope they were a laugh, must get annoying if people just freak out cause they're with Spider-Man or whatever.

>>1575835
He looks so disappointed that they are girls, he probably wanted two buff daddys to run a train on his ass

Mods: please delete this shitty thread

>>1575922
>Mods: Please remove this thread instead of the ones with one image of a 5/10 guys and desperate people asking for their nudes
???

>>1575930
tbqh if mods cared about this place, all of the eceleb threads without actual nudes would be moved to /cm/, and immediate automated deletion of threads asking 'who is this' 'id this man' threads.
But alas they don't so continue the shitposts.

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>when he cums

>>1575932
/cm/ isn't for photographs, only drawings.

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OP here, went to see the movie today after work.
>Tom is funny as fuck
>Tom is cute as fuck
>Seriously, the first few scenes with Tom in them are probably some of the cutest shit ever put to film. There was a girl a few rows behind me that must like Tom as much as we do, because she was "awww"-ing out loud at all the same points that I was in my head.
>Genuinely enjoyable platonic chemistry between Peter and his chubby Asian sidekick. It occurred to me that if it was Harrison playing the sidekick, it would have been so sweet that I would have developed type 2 diabeetus
>Cliche forced hetero romance, but Peter treats it as secondary to his superhero duties. Doesn't even end up kissing her
>He only gets topless twice, both times are super brief and have been shown already in the trailers. I actually think we see MORE in the trailer version of the suit-sliding-off-the-shoulders shot.
>No notable ass shots, before anyone asks.
>I'd be interested for someone to point out which scene Harrison supposedly replaced Tom inside the suit. Their body types are so similar, it's impossible to tell them apart.

Compared to how the fate of the world/universe hangs in the balance in most superhero movies, the relatively low stakes in this one are actually kind of refreshing; Micheal Keaton plays the villain well. With most Marvel movies I smile and enjoy it, then put it out of my mind until the inevitable sequel a few years later. This is the first one where I want to see more, right now.

4.5 out of 5, best of all Spiderman films, and best cast Spiderman, hands down.

>>1576007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzduTVWs2o#t=1s

Don't watch the video just listen to it. It's the sound of Tom cumming when railing you.

>>1576081
Sounds just as great as I hope'd it be, I do wish Harrison had a part though, damn shame he doesn't. Glad he doesn't kiss the girl though, would have violently thrown up.

>>1576083
Imagine him just cuddling you and holding you in your arms afterwards, kissing your back and neck, whispering into your ear

lads, get a life

>>1576332
Once the Homecoming hype dies down a bit these threads will decrease in numbers. But until then, we'll keep posting. Say that in the justin bieber or chandler riggs thread instead.

>>1576332
You first, mate

>>1576007
More like his facial receiving face.

>>1576335
Good thing the movie sucks so hype should die down quick

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>Previous Spider-Man wishes he was gay
>New Spider-Man IS gay

But he's sooooo skinny. My arms are bigger than his legs..

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>Well anon, kiss my foot.

>>1576650
Exactly. Im pissed they chose a 15 yr old looking skinny ass twink to play fucking Spider-MAN. Hes not Spider-BOY ffs. Way to suck the sex appeal out of one of the hottest Marvel characters.

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>>1576734
have you even read the comics? spiderman is supposed to be a skinny 15 year old!
tom looks exactly like the ultimate universe peter parker.
pic related

>>1576734
lol can anyone be more pathetic than this ffs

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>>1576650
>>1576734
>>1576775
if you fuckers want a muscular big-as-a-tank superhero, build a chris evans or perharps a chris hemsworth thread and GTFO.

>>1576776
Who said anything about big as a tank? Learn to read. Spiderman should be less muscular than the other Marvel characters, but definitely not some skinny, noodle-armed twink.

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>>1576779
nah

>>1576779
And Hawkeye should be in a purple/blue costume. Guess what, the movies aren't completely accurate.

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>>1576774
Yes, I've read the comics. For most of the character's history, he wasn't some dumb skinny kid.

Also, the Ultimate series sucks. The art is shit and the stories are shit.

>>1576779
Who gets this worked up about spidermans physique lol, retarded. Theyre trying to appeal to a younger audience so they got a younger looking actor, end of story. Also spiderman was pretty young in the comics so Idk what you're talking about, seems like you have this super specific idea of what Spiderman should look like and you haven't realized that it only applies to you

>>1576779
as you can see by >>1576781 he ain't.
he's just not big enough for your very selective standards.

also, see my other post >>1576774

>>1576781
Nah. Defined doesn't = muscular.

>>1576788
It certainly doesn't equal noodle armed twink either

>>1576785
In most comics, he's portrayed as a college-aged or older adult, not a kid who's not even 18 fucking years old. I hope you pedos enjoy the movie.

>>1576790
He was 15 when he was bitten, one would assume that's where they'd pick up with the reboot. And calling you retarded for obvious reasons doesn't mean we're pedos, it means you're retarded, I'm talking about your reaction to his physique not anyone elses attraction to Tom

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>>1576789
exatly

>>1576792
Yeah that looks pretty fit to me, crazy anon here clearly has his own issues. Sounds like hes bitter over the attention a slender twink is getting and decided to pull out the pedo card. I bet he's fat and covered in body hair

>>1576791
Considering people are fed up and overly familiar with Spiderman's origin story, why tf would you think that? If Disney didn't own MCU, we'd get a good proper adult Spidey like most fans want. Instead we get this child.

>>1576797
Why tf would you think they were fed up of his origin story lmao they're doing it for the 3rd time in 15 years, do you think just anything gets green lit? Lol, adult spidey isn't what people wanted by the way, that's why theyre doing it over again for the 3rd time. Are you being serious atm?

>>1576792
That's muscle padding you idiot.

>>1576799
Uh... are you even serious? Tons of shit movies get greenlit. How could you say something so stupid.

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>>1576800
I know and they used expensive CGI in this pic and all of Toms instagram pics to create the image that Spidey was fit when he actually isn't. Also people never get in shape for starring roles in major franchises
>spending this much time arguing w/ retards

>>1576802
None of them are shit when they get green lit, theyre are millions of other worse movies you haven't seen yet. And regardless of that, the fact that you failed to address what we were talking about in the first place shows you're 1: wrong and 2:dumb.

>>1576804
There* since you seem like the type to mistake typos for stupidity

>>1576803
Are you stupid? Look up the other gifs from that set and use your eyes. It's padded af.

>>1576807
How to argue with the power of an autist 101:
1: Repeat the insult previously thrown at you
2: Repeat the point you've already made
3: Provide no new information or perspective
4: Appear wrong but double down on your argument anyways, even if multiple people have already called you out

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>>1576797
it's not an origin story. have you even SEEN the movie before bitching about it?
it's just a story that happens while he is still a teen. the producers where very clear they wanted a younger spiderman this time around. that's exactly why he's not graduating yet.
it was based off the ultimate universe.
i don't give a flying fuck if you think the ultimate universe was shit.
rotten tomatoes loves the movie, it's doing very well financially and most of us here love tom holland.
you can go fuck yourself and hide this thread if you don't wanna look at him.
bye.

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>It's an autistic argument thread episode
Oh boy I love these

>>1576813
Well you're in the right place.T hey're fun from time to time desu, you always get some pretty interesting perspective on here

>>1576809
In the time it took you to type this, you could have looked up the other gifs where the padding is clearly visible. If you want to live in denial, I guess that's your choice.

>>1576817
>If you want to live in denial, I guess that's your choice.
>coming into a Tom holland thread full of people saying he's hot to argue that he's ugly and nobody wanted a skinny spiderman or a new origin story even though we've had 3 of them

>>1576813
The projection is also fun

>>1576818
Who said he's ugly? I said hes too thin and looks too young to play Spider-MAN. Don't put words in people's mouths. It's not attractive.

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Lads, I'm going to give my two cents on this. I'd really like to have sex with Tom Holland. Wank each other, suck each other, rim each other, fuck each other, cuddle each other.

>>1576823
who wouldnt?
oh right >>1576734

>>1576822
He's 15 in the comics, 15 in the movies and they're going for a target audience of 15 year olds. Just because man is in the word doesn't mean it's taken literally. It's how superheros are named. I already addressed this earlier anyways, now we're going in circles. Like with everything else on this board, just because you don't like it doesn't mean we need to hear about it, coming into a thread and bitching that he's not the Spidey you wanted doesn't do anyone any good.

>>1576822
Personally, I'm annoyed they didn't get a male political figure to play StarLORD instead of some shitty fucking comedian.

>>1576831
This is the worst comeback ever. Try again.

>>1576832
What do you mean, I'm serious. Chris Pratt is no 'Lord', it's completely inaccurate.

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>>1576834

>>1576834
Ugh, just use another example so we can continue arguing about Tom. Like how Ant-Man isn't an ant and has almost nothing to do with ants. See? Easy.

>>1576926
Gross. Hire a stylist, Tom

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>>1576930
Apart from the occasionally and adorably overdone makeup he always looks gorgeous

>>1576926
>that receding hairline
>that huge fivehead
>that orange makeup caked onto his face
>those middle aged eye wrinkles
>that pink lipstick
>those yellow teeth
wew boy

>>1576952
Your opinions are SHIT!

>>1576955
You're angry because you know there's truth to what I say

>>1576957
His hair is perfect, his hair is fine, the stupid makeup and lipstick is weirdly cute, his eye wrinkles when he smiles are adorable, his teeth always look white to me honestly. Oh, normal forehead too.

>>1576959
I can tell that you really love him, anon. I wish you two the best

>>1576965
Aww thanks :3

>>1576733

If I was that interviewer I'd have cum on the spot.

He's got really big puffy nips for such a skinny guy

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>>1576973
they're begging to be sucked on

>>1575592
I need this video. Please.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzTO8GMZhk

>>1577081
Imagine them wrapped tightly around you

>>1577022
https://www.instagram.com/p/nGxfATsoKW/?taken-by=hazosterfield
Fuck, he was even campier when he was younger.
https://www.instagram.com/p/XQSzgFsoDu/?taken-by=hazosterfield
https://www.instagram.com/p/VKU-fkMoME/?taken-by=hazosterfield
https://www.instagram.com/p/XacooFMoJu/?taken-by=hazosterfield
Going through people's Instagram's shows me what it's like to have a normal life haha

>>1577237
wew
I wonder how big his cock is... I reckon it's quite big, seven inches maybe, nice and thick.

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https://twitter.com/showdavida/status/883066931678502914
>Come here Harrison :3

>>1577108
"New cardigan"

My sides!

>>1575488
http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-reviews-spider-man-homecoming-56365

>>1577346
My God that was actually funny, didn't know the Onion could still manage it.

>>1577346
Weird, this is already the second joke of that kind I've seen today.
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/883757595705651201

>>1577346
that was fucking hilarious, the film reviews they do are the best

>>1575563
WTF! A shirtless Tom Holland driving you wherever you want to go, listening music, chatting about silly/stupid things, looking at him... What more can you ask for?

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>>1577393
Oh he sings too

>>1577393
>>1577399
Good news for you two: He likes to fart, like A LOT, and the smell of his fart can melt the skin on your face and kill any plant or animal life around him. Pls don't ask why I know this

>>1577408
Why do you know this?

>>1576823
Me too, emphasis on the cuddle

Cute guy but his skin is terrible.

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>>1577408
Even more proof that fans of that disgusting pizza-faced manlet are fucking mentally ill.

You people are sick in the fucking head.

>>1577475
>>I dont like this celeb who got a thread
>>I could just ignore thread
>>But i think ill try to ruin it for everyone else instead. Sounds fun right!?

>>1577475 What the fuck is that picture? the alien autopsy from Roswell?

>>1577476
Fuck you fagget and your shit-tier taste in men

>>1577478
Cursed photo straight from my boys at /x/

>>1577475
So let me know if I understand this right, the guy farts with smell like every effing human on the planet, there are people that like him for his good looks and-or because he's a cool and down to earth guy and you 'magically' you deduced that ALL of his fans are 'mentally ill and sick in the head?
Free pro tip: get-a-life

>>1577478
The photo of a victim of the farts from spiderpizzaface.

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>>1577408
>>1577485
>guy farts with smell like every effing human on the planet

>>the smell of his fart can melt the skin on your face and kill any plant or animal life around him

Yeah no not everyone is as disgusting as you. Now I can guarantee your some old disgusting diseased geezer with a prolapsed anus who shits himself constantly.

Kek enjoy your life loooser while I fuck bitches every night

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This fucking website, alright, do everyone a favor. Kill yourself. I mean that. Kill yourself right now, I don't care how you do it. Just kill yourself. Hopefully in a painful way.
>>1577475
You too. Just get a razor and slash your throat, your wrists, remember, down them, not across.

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>>1577408
I meant you by the way. Hang yourself, overdose on painkillers, stab yourself to death, you fucking hilariously sick cunt. Just extinguish yourself.

>>1577521
You first. 12 year old trying to be edgy, go back to /b/ faggot.

>>1577534
Never been there, never will, not being edgy, look at who I just sent my message to, would the world lose anything of value if that warped freak necked himself?

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>>1577408
dont ever post again

>>1577548
I'm not even exaggerating, it's honestly the worst post I have ever seen on 4chan, yet it's half hilarious, he either thought it'd be funny to post something so fucking fucked up or he's some mentally ill subhuman who's trying to push his bizarre, sick fetish on us out of nowhere.

>>1575488
Butt ugly boy face.

Is this handsome MEN or UGLY pedo bait faces?

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>>1577570
Handsome men. Now fuck off you boring cunt.

>>1577570
>Not posting this in the Chandler Riggs thread
>Not posting this in the Maxmoefoe thread
>Not posting this in the Bill Kaulitz thread
>Posting this in the thread of a man that's actually slightly handsome
?????

Tom Holland was the first boy I touched myself too

>>1577578
Are you old enough to post here?

Probably not o:

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perfect soulmates

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>>1577598
The cutest couple

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In a hypothetical Tom/Harrison sex tape, what would be your reaction if Tom said "Spider-man, Spider-man. Suck a dick? Yes he can" right before going down on Harrison?

Where are the nudes you useless cunts?

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>>1577618
Hopefully he'll accidentally leak something soon

>>1577490
>Kek enjoy your life loooser while I fuck bitches every night

Rrrrrrrrrrrrright :rolleyes:

>>1577614
Probably turn it off

>>1577618
They don't exist, you pitiful excuse of a failed abortion.

>>1577634
>They don't exist, you pitiful excuse of a failed abortion.
t. what anon's mother said when xir asked where xir's underwear is
LMAO

>>1577553
wtf is the problem with you idiot and your fucking mental judo trying to explain why I posted some shitty anecdote? I just posted that because I found it funny to share with people that REALLY likes him.
I work near him (I can't say where because I would lose my fucking job) and he does that all the time as a joke.
First time I was going somewhere near him and I listened to his farts and I didn't know how to react, sincerely it was a weird moment for both of us, he apologised and I continued my way with a weird smile.
The second time was really disgusting because it was obvious the guy doesn't give two shits that I was there doing my job.
Don't get me wrong, the guy is FAR from the perfect snowflake that you guys make of him, he's for sure a super cool guy and super down to earth and deserve the best luck in the fucking world because he worked for it and because he's a weird gem in the twisted world of Hollywood, but he's far from perfect and I found it funny to share that anecdote. SORRY for sharing it and burst your perfect bubble and the image of your cuteasateddybear twink actor.

>>1577634 So edgy... I wet myself

>>1577490
I thought I have flush the toilet last night, but I see you escaped from inside it and you're still alive.

>>1577646
Well if it's your mess clean it up, hate it when there's shit smeared everywhere.

>>1577659
Lol, the shitstain (1577490) became sentient and now its spewing shit everywhere, it's almost impossible to kill.

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>>1577670
Guys can we get back to Tom here? Enough shit metaphors

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>>1577674
Could NOT agree more.

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>Fucking hell it's throwing it down outside, I'm drenched, help me take these clothes off will you?

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kek

He can sit and fart on my face anytime he wants.

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>>1577686
Jesus fucking Christ kek, fuck off!

>>1577685
dat fakestache on pizzaface

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I want him to choke me out

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>>1577690
>pizzaface
I swear to God I'll heem you

>>1577687 Nah, thanks

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>>1577693
No I insist. Fuck off.

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I remember when Tom was at some BnB with Harrison and the owner started recording him for no reason.
Tom tipped him £100 later.

>>1577692
I'm ready hon ;)

>>1577694 I insist: Nah, thanks

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>>1577699
Well I actually can't make you believe it or not.
You gonna stop talking absolute shit then at least?

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>>1577684
>implying that that photo isn't the aftermath of the water balloon fight that you and Tom and Harrison just had

>>1577696
Are you saying it was a bribe? To keep the owner quiet about his sexytime shenanigans with Harrison?

>>1577701
>right before you wrestle each other naked on the floor
It could have very possibly been a bribe, then again, Tom is sweet as fuck so it could have just been that, he might not have even considered that the sounds him and Harrison were making in bed could have ended up being talked about it some awful tabloid rag.

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>Makes a video complaining about a broken nail
He's so cute

>>1577700
Lol I was trolling you, man! I found disgusting the sh*t talk, but I found weird that some people freak out about a guy that f*rts. Anyways Tom is cute, I don't think he's the kind of "bro douche" that makes scatologic jokes every two seconds. Keep posting moar photos of him please! :3

>>1577704
>yfw you realise that Harrison and Tom are much more nimble than you'll ever be, and they have you pinned down in seconds.
>yfw it takes just seven words to get you rock hard
>"what should we do to him, babe?"

What were they even doing in a BnB in the first place? Was this before Tom started raking in that Disney money?

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>>1577707
English is your second language right?
Anyway you're right, he definitely isn't that kind of guy.
>>1577708
It was last Christmas I think, they spent a week together there if I recall correctly. It's adorable how they're always together.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUpY6PmBQcq/
Do you think they ever stop and think about how gay they sound sometimes?

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>>1577711
>spending a week alone together
>over Christmas
My heart grew three sizes this day

>Tom dictating how many shoes Harrison can bring
I think we found out which way the power dynamic is skewed, lads. And god, I didn't realise how much of a twink Harrison really is, going on about shoes.

(Can I take this opportunity to go on a little side tangent? I don't have a foot fetish - I hate it when feet are the main focus of a photo/video - but if I happen to notice that a cute guy is casually barefoot, like Harrison in that video, it makes things so much cuter and I can't quite put my finger on why)

>>1577711 Yup, it's my second language, sorry if my English is so bad.

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>>1577716
Harrison is a proper gay, campy twink, it's actually ridiculous. And adorable. He's always like this, posted something on twitter asking people to guess who's shoes are who, his or Toms, then he fucking posted a picture circling them all. He's so cute.

And I feel the same way honestly, can't explain it either...

>>1577717
It's alright, I think it's cute.

>>1577637
So...do you know anything else about him we may find interesting? (Hint: whether he's gay/bi, for example...)

>>1577637
You're making this up for attention clearly, I think we'd fucking hear about his Chuck Berry-styled antics from someone other than you if it was true. I've lost track of the amount of fucking times I've heard some twat on this website talk about how they've worked with him. According to them he also loves being beaten and bloodplay and that he's an inconsolable mess who can't film if Harrison's on set.

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>>1577722
And the fact that he clearly can't stop gushing over Tom, and Tom can' stop gushing over him... (take that as you will)

I almost envy him more than Tom, come to think of it. He's got a multimillionaire, movie star, superhero boyfriend that's head over heels for him and probably pays for anything and everything he wants. Gah, too cute.

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>>1577728
Oh I'm incredibly envious of them both and their perfect lives. I bet Tom gets him everything, even gave him a necklace that he wears all the time now. It really is too cute.

>>1577727
The bloodplay one was from a blind item about him being beaten by his secret boyfriend.and that second one sounds interesting at least, don't suppose you saved the post?

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>>1577730
I guess I'm just glad to know they're out there so I have something to aspire to in a future relationship.

Besides the dominance thing, what kinks do you think they might have? I'm kinda thinking rough sex, to the point Harrison is bruised and whimpering and has trouble walking the next morning.

>>1577731
Nah I didn't, another guy who said he worked on set with him and that Tom was obsessed with Harrison, if he wasn't on set with him he'd be in his trailer on the phone with him all the time and I think he said he'd struggle to film without him. At least that one is kind of believable, but I really don't believe what people just say.
Another guy said he went to school with Tom, Brit School it might have been, I think he said Tom was kind of an arsehole and Harrison would apologise for him, and that a lot of people kissed his arse cause he was Spider-Man now or whatever, then said Tom didn't like him cause he was black kek, one of Tom's close friends is black, if he actually did go to school with him, which I highly fucking doubt, he strongly came across as some awkward bitter dickhead really in what he wrote. Then you've got all the beating rumours which are hilarious. If those are true it was probably just rough sex with Harrison.

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>>1577732
How sweet they are with each other really is something to aspire to.

Like you said, I reckon they might be into having some rough, sex, maybe even a little bit of light bondage. Maybe they get off teasing and playing around in public, whispering dirty things into each other's ears, a touch here, a stroke there. Getting each other hot, hard and horny as fuck. In a restaurant and Tom is sliding his foot up and down Harrison's legs, pressing it into his crotch and acting like he's not doing anything.

>>1577733
I don't mind "my uncle totally works at Nintendo guys" stories. I just think of them as a form of fanfiction.

>>1577737
Yeah I don't mind them either in a way, can be weirdly, genuinely entertaining, it's just when they start making up really sick stuff that it gets to me.

>>1577734
If you're the same guy as before, you seem to have a bit of a fixation on that restaurant footsie idea. So do I, t b h. Seeing what you can get away with in a public place is always so hot. Even if it's a quick whisper like "Your ass looks so fuckable in those pants" before switching back to a regular conversation....

>Tom's stuck in interviews all day, barely having time to get a glass of water or check his phone while Harrison sends him increasingly lewd texts and Snapchats, making it harder and harder for Tom to focus. Harrison eventually sends a Snap of himself in a full length mirror, all sweaty, naked except for the pair of briefs he's holding in front of his cock, with the caption "Look how hot it is in your trailer, babe". Tom finally gets pushed over the edge and demands a half-hour "stress break"

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>>1577743
Christ, I forgot about that, I bet they send each other lewd messages and pictures all the time. Harrison will send him a video, flashing his semi-hard cock for a quick second. Or lying naked in bed, barely covered, biting his lip, a message saying how lonely he is without Tom, he can't wait for him to get in bed.
I wonder if any of their friends know about them...

I can't find it, but there's a short video of them, they're in bed, Tom's off camera, Harrison has no clothes on, just putting on a shirt, Harrison is rehearsing a scene from something, they're just so sexy...

>>1577748
On days like that, Harrison's favourite position is flat on his belly, one of Tom's hands on his shoulder, the other clawing at his back hard enough to leave marks as he gets pounded into the mattress. Hell, one of the best orgasms that Harrison's ever had is from the time that Tom grabbed the back of his neck and told him "you're the best little whore on the whole planet"

And if Harrison is the type of gay that cares that much about shoes, you just know that he's also got an extensive collection of Aussiebums and Andrew Christians and other designer underwear.

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>>1577754
I bet they fuck like animals, it's been, what, an hour since they last had sex? Tom rips Harrison's clothes off, bites him, kisses him hard, licks his abs, picks him up and fucks him hard against the wall, but I bet they're pretty versatile, I bet Tom bottoms quite a lot, definitely a power bottom sometimes, he seems like he moans so fucking loudly, Harrison probably has to gag him sometimes, or just hold his mouth shut in case anyone hears. Tom just needs putting in his place sometimes.

Yeah I think he does, there's a disappointing lack of pictures of them both in underwear.

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Just saw a little video Time had on Facebook, Tom talking about his dog Tess, the way he says it, "I love her. She is an angel."
It's so cute how much he loves his dog.
When he did an interview in Brazil, he mentioned her, the crowd cheered and he said
"Oh you guys know Tess? I love you! Oh she's so sweet, I miss her so much, oh I'm getting all emotional!" then he started fanning himself.

So, is this some kind of fanfiction thread now?

>>1577789
If you want it to be. Just don't get... weird... you know, really fucking weird like a couple other """people"""

>>1577789
Apparently mods are ok with no nudity in threads, but instead it being filled with 'what if...' paragraphs from tumblr.

>>1577802
Just wait until the inevitable nude/sex tape leak

>>1575488

Why is he standing like he's shat himself?

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>>1577817
It's his power stance

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Dr Pavel I'm TOM

>>1577108
lmao what a faggot. In a good way.

>>1577481
>>someone calls me out on my bs
>>must resort to low tier insults and insulting opinions
Really?

>>1577614
Cum immediately

>>1577626

Just because he likes ballet, doesn't mean he's a poof, you know.

>>1578059
That was the entire message of Billy Elliot. Assuming you don't take ballet as a metaphor for Billy coming to terms with his sexuality.

>>1578059
Nah it's just almost everything about him that makes him come across as a massive poof

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>>1577937
kek

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>>1577937

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>>1578084

>>1576783
tough titties fag, the movies took a different direction, suck it up loser

I believe in parallel universes and Tom it's like a twink pizza-face versión of Sigourney Weaver from another universe.

>>1578372
He's ridiculously hot

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cute

>>1578409
those two are the most closeted fags in the world, it's cringe worthy, not cute at all really.

>>1578411
>cringe worthy
How? It's genuinely cute.

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>>1578409
>laughing emojis means it isn't gay!

>>1578084

Yes, it was a quote from the film and musical, which Tom appeared in.

>>1575501
Is that bad CGI or what

>>1577576
I... actually find both chandler and max to be really cute...

>there are people here literally obsessed with this plain faced twink

>>1578413
They're meant to be hearts, right?

>>1578411
You just sound insecure

>>1578591
And yet half of the thread, heck, half of every tom holland thread seems to think its their god given duty to go out of their way to attack anyone who thinks hes even sorta cute. Why so much hate? Why even come onto this thread if you dont like who its centered on even a little bit?

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>>1578593
Yeah, he just didn't want to come across as too obvious.

>>1578595
Wow, it seems to me that this board is filled with 0.99c$ psychologists like you dude. It's my ******* problem if I find this shit of "we are super duper friends but we are straightttttt... or not?" really cringeworthy.

>>1578597 and why you fucks think that this pizzaface twink is immune to critique?

>>1577733
>I think he said Tom was kind of an arsehole and Harrison would apologise for him
Where do you hear that? Have you seen some of the videos from Tom when he was a child? he looks so cute, I mean, I bet HE was the bullied one. Anyways, It sounds stupid that his closeted boyfriend would apologise for something that Tom did.

>>1578623
Are you literally hanging out in this thread just calling him a pizzaface over and over?
>>1578624
It was just some attention seeking runt on /tv/

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>>1578622
It's not like they have much of a choice is it? He's probably not even allowed to come out
>>1578624
Tom went to an all-boys school before that big acting one, oh I bet he was bullied h a r d

>>1577717
>Yup, it's my second language, sorry if my English is so bad.
Fucking Mexican, go to your fucking country to behead people, sell drugs or jump walls tu no recibido bien en este board amigo!

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>>1578624

>>1578626 That's the reason I find this "gossip" weird in particular.
I bet that if this gossip was true, imagine how much Harrison would be bullied for apologizing for another kid lol

>>1578629
I loved him when he was with his mole (-_-) Now he looks like any other guy on earth.

>>1578627
W-T-F-F???????

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>>1578630
Harrison used to look like a proper soft, skinny little gay boy, stupidly cute, he probably would get bullied too.

I can pay 30000 us dollars for this guy to shit on my face so I can eat his feces,what's the number of his agent? thanks
Vlad

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>>1578636
oh my fucking god

>>1578622 His fandom is really embarrassing full of weirdos that like to talk about shit, his toes, his armpits, if he's padded or not under the spiderman suit, his relationship with his queer friend, shitty people's that play at being shitty psychologists, the same uber idiot saying 'pizzafaced', and crazy loons that like to fanfic shitty stories about fucking this guy or his friend. I feel bad for him, I bet that if someone show him this board he would put a bullet on his head.

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>>1578636
Hope Tom doesn't eat corn before you pay for the -services-

>>1578641
I hate this board and almost everyone on it
We all need bullets putting in our fucking heads

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Most of you are hopelessly insane, miserable, boring, psychotic, nasty little cunts.

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>>1578641
>His fandom is really embarrassing full of weirdos

I like you

>>1578646
>Most of you are hopelessly insane, miserable, boring, psychotic, nasty little cunts.

I like you too :)
At least two people see this weird board for

>>1578648
Most, I'm sure you're wonderful. <3

>>1578649
Let's get married and burn this board to shit :3

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>>1578651
With no survivors!

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Right lads. Time to commit suicide.

>>1578652
>>1578655
Fist I want to see if Vlad can get the number lol

Sorry,english is not the best because I am Russian and I am using Google translate.
My name is Vlad,I am from Russia,my father is an important businessman and I can pay for all the expenses in bringing Mr. Tom Holland to my country and pay him 30000 us dollars so he can shit in my face or 15000 us dollars so I can eat some of his feces.I don't want to have sex with him,just eat and feel his waste.
If anyone can tell me the number of his agent I would be greatly appreciated because it will be my birthday present from my father.
Vlad

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>>1578675

>>1578675
>Tom Holland's agent

Olivia Woodward
+44 (0)20 7393 4484

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>>1578694
Thanks you so much for being respectful and god bless you
Vlad

>>1578694
>Tom's agents are actually going to start getting weird calls from a degenerate Russian asking if he can shit on him for money
I'm creasing with laughter

>>1578698
What we really need, first a wall jumper that can't speak american and now a russian faggot with mental problems.

>>1578711
Don't bully the non-English speaking guy.

>>1578713
If they can't speak american they have no rights to be here, period.

>>1578715
*English

>>1578719
I bet you are the fucking wall jumper isn't? I've touched a nerve?

>>1578744
Nah mate I'm literally English. How'd you know he isn't actually Croatian or Czechoslovakian?

>>1578750
Because all the niggers and the latinos are like crazy for this shitty movie and this shitty actor because: diversity, this movie is all about diversity! Tom is all about diversity! let's forget fucking spiderman! let's make a Power Rangers movie with one asian, one nigger, one faggot, one bully and one outcast! yay great for diversity! /sarcasm

>>1578757
You're a bit fucked in the head aren't you? Glad you put that disclaimer on the end denoting your sarcasm, otherwise I would've thought you were being serious.
Tom's a great actor by the way dickhead.

>>1578757
You will follow me everywhere you wall jumper? fuck you, fuck your diversity in my spiderman movie and fuck your shit stain actor for ruin my fucking movie!

>>1578763
Did you mean to reply to >>1578760?
It's not your movie either, sorry.

>>1578768
Thanks god it's not my movie, otherwise I'd never let this midget fuck with my Peter Parker character, making him a faggot that fucking falls in love with a nigger (that's fucking insane because PETER FUCKING PARKER falls in love with a nigger? and because Holland and that nigger had ZERO chemistry because: Tom=gay), making the bully character a fucking indian or latino (I don't know what race and/or sex is that fucking deformed inbreed), a fatty sidekick and the queer of his friend (Harrison or Harrington) posting fag things on Instagram about his gay spiderboyfriend. Shit! I'm really disgusted with all of this.
For the moment I'm out because I'm tired of replying to fucking 'fans' that think that defending him on a fucking board will get them Tom pussy.

>>1578641
You sound unwell

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>>1578774
This is either a seriously dedicated and mad attempt at baiting or you're literally insane. What are you even doing on this board if you hate gays so much?
I mean you're right about him falling in love with a girl, that's awful, neither Laura or Zendaya are even remotely attractive. Tell you what, they should have had Harrison, not Harrington, play Harry Osborne fall and have them fall in love with each other.

This thread is almost worth it for the rumours alone

>>1578774
You are crazy, bitch, but 70% of what you had written is true, the movie it's a bad attempt to shoehorn diversity in a Spider Man movie, Tom is cute and all but he can't act even if his life depend on it, the two female leads or love interest have not an ounce of chemistry with Tom who is obviously gay and that thing he do with his buddy (Harrison) is (as someone have already said) cringeworthy at least.
An you have some anons that respond in a cool way but the rest is like >>1578641 said, all 100% of it.

>>1578782
I need some rumours, what I have (only credible ones):
-Tom is in some kind of relationship with Harrison but can't kick the closet door because of the Spider Man franchise.
-Tom is nice only when the cameras are rolling, most of the time he's a kick in the nuts but everybody kiss is butt because "famous hollywood guy!"
-Tom have alcohol problems.
-Tom is bipolar (see the video of him trolling his friends and asking anons on facetime to take a drink with him,gossip sites said that he had fight with Harrison that day)
-The PR people from Sony are trying to hook (beard) him up with Zendaya for PR porpoises.
-Tom "girlfriend" tried to kill herself when she discovered that Tom was with Harrison.
-The one that said that he's getting very douche and kind of uncontrollable, that his fame is going up his head.

>>1578857
Got anymore anon?
What trolling video are you referring to?
And where did you hear all this?

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>>1578857
Well I can definitely believe the alcoholism, that and being a raging homosexual

>>1578864
I bet that idiot (I bet he's another non american from how shitty he writes, btw I'm not the racist jerk) got his info from TMZ, Perez Hilton, CDAN and BlindGossip.
I've personally read the one that suggest that the Sony people are getting Zendaya as his beard and the one in CDAN that said that Tom broke up with Harrison and did that video inviting fans to drink a pint.

>>1578868
>I've personally read the one that suggest that the Sony people are getting Zendaya as his beard and the one in CDAN that said that Tom broke up with Harrison and did that video inviting fans to drink a pint.
Those two are definitely real - the Zendaya thing suddenly started materializing closer to the film's release and was on websites that take money from people to 'plant' blind items. The thing about Tom inviting fans was on his instagram, I saw it, and CDAN never advertised who it was. In fact the guess most people had was way off.

>>1578868
What, permanently broke up? Or just a temporary split, next day Tom was out in the park facetiming Harrison whilst getting attacked by squirrels.