Literally perfection
When he is or isn't vomiting everywhere?
>>1574379
he's fucking gross most of the time, but i like to fantasize about him and idubbbz making whoopie
>>1574379
I hope I can smash and grab him, if you know what I'm saying.
I'm more of an idubbbz guy myself, Max is passing glance cute, Ian has that personality that just makes you want to get rammed hard by him
>>1574379
Literal decal alcohol syndrome
>>1574622
i fucking love ian. he's just the absolute cutest thing on earth. but since this is a max thread i'll do the lazy piece of shit op a favor and post his gross ass
>>1574379
Agree. I feel like I have plebby taste for being so attracted to him when everyone talks about how he seems like the hottest at first but George and Ian are secretly way hotter. Fuck that shit, Ian does nothing for me and neither does George.
Maybe it's because he looks like a guy I crush on in school
>>1574630
Yuck!
the scene years
>>1574680
*crushed
mods I'm not underage please
Max a cute. CUTE!
DId you know max invented beauty?
>>1574701
ofc
>>1574417
Well Ian did say in one interview that if he ever went gay he would go gay for Max. Their relationship is really cute though, you can tell Max really thinks Ian is the funnest person he's ever met
>>1574750
On the h3 podcast, Ian speaks veeeeery highly of Max. It's cute af.
>>1576019
Don't fucking tell me what to do gay boi
bless this thread
>>1577041
sauce?
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy? -iDubbbz
>>1577953
Is that a dildo or just a pickle? Or something else entirely?
Eitherway, i wish i was the object being inserted into his mouth
>>1577703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AyJXhNeJNg
>>1574379
he probably smells like wet dog and cigarettes
Has anyone noticed that whenever there's gay shit with MM, FF and iDubbbz, max is always the bride or receiver. Natural born bottom desu
theres a latino guy named martin who kinda resembles max. Hes from Maximo Latino
>>1574379
A god.
>>1574622
>>1574630
agreed. but since it's a Max thread...
>>1581032
I'm more of a bottom Ian thb, but bottom Max sure is cute
>>1574622
Its funny to think about how ian is actually just a nerdy twink.
>>1582282
If i was cupid i'd shoot ian and max through with the same arrow. They belong together. Why cant they see that?
>>1582284
If one of them was a girl, I'm pretty sure they'd be together. But they aren't gay, they aren't gay, it's too bad but that's not gonna change
I profoundly dislike the fangirls harassing them with it, I mean fuck I know it's pretty hot but they have girlfriends, leave them alone
I'm not saying you are acting like that ofc, in the contrary, you aren't emailing them personally this kind of stuff, but this is just something that bothers me a lot when people ship two real human beings
but yeh gotta admit, they'd work pretty well together
SOOOO PERFECT. IN EVERY WAY!! THISS IS IT GUYS. THE PERFECT GUY. WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN THIS BOARD. WE FOUND HIM
>>1581999
any link?
>>1574379
PERFECTION??????? Girl plz
>>1582451
Fuck off, petty queen.
>>1574622
>>1574630
Just to add to it
>>1583193
My sweet love. <3
Ian and his lovely girlfriend
>>1583193
>>1583283
>>1574622
Can all the Iancucks make their own thread? This one is for this angel
>>1583296
>as if max wouldnt be delighted to share a thread with ian
>>1578389
>>1583298
>>as if max wouldnt be delighted to share a bed with ian
Ftfy
>>1574379
This thread is proof that /hm/ has no taste.
I like young guys but this dude is just plain ugly.
>>1583863
He looked better a few years ago imo.
I don't get how people find this guy attractive. He has that butch lesbian face which urks me, definitely not cute or hot in any way.
>>1574379
Here you go mate.
>>1584233
Joji
Ian
Max
>>1574379
He makes me feel conflicted. He looks exactly like Yosuke Hanamura from P4 who has been my husbando since 2009, but he's like the most obnoxious and least talented out of the three (him, Ian and Joji) and is not fit
Ian is alot cuter